Monday, September 27, 2010

I-Team Report: Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut, Part 16











Doc here with Part 16 of Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut.  In this chapter, Nina works over the boys at Airport Video in Everett, WA, as well as entertaining a couple back at their hotel.  There is a moral to this story, but you'll have to read through to the end to appreciate it.

Thanks again to "B" for this tale of debauchery...
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Airport Video
Everett, WA

We arrived at the Airport video around midnight. Nina wearing her usual short skirt, no panties, stockings, garter belt and low cut blouse. She was looking hot as hell.

We ventured on in, as I paid the tariff Nina went on back to the room where the videos are for rent. She had her tits out and dropping porno videos so she had to bend over to pick them up showing her pretty little pussy. I always get a kick out of the guys that act like they are not paying any attention to her, but not missing any move she makes. I caught up with her and we went into the theater and found a place to sit. Of course she still had her lovely breast hanging out of her blouse for all to see. That’s Nina’s way of making a grand entrance, and it is always grand and always causes quite a stir in the room. If we were on a boat it would quickly attain a leeward list with all the guys moving to Nina’s side of the room.





















We settled in and let our eyes get adjusted to the dark room. A couple of guys quickly moved in front of her in the row ahead of us and a guy moved into the vacant chair next to her. After a few minutes he got brave and slowly moved his hand up her leg, this action broke the ice and one of the guys in front reached over the seat and started fondling one of Nina’s breasts then the guy setting behind her started fondling Nina’s other breast. The guy sitting next to her found her G spot thus making her all the more naughty. Of course they all ask if they could fuck her, she always politely says no because it is just too uncomfortable on account of the tacky plastic lawn chairs and it is pretty risky in case the boys in blue should happen to drop in.





















When someone new comes into the theater a buzzer warns the theater goers of the approaching lurker. When this happens everything stops and anyone who needs to covers up. Nina was getting thoroughly molested and really into it, when the buzzer sounded and a couple came in. They chose a seat across the aisle, but positioned where they could watch the molestation. They were a nice looking couple but she was dressed in jeans and running shoes so I didn’t think she came to play and they didn’t, they just watched Nina. The scene heated up with Nina giving blowjobs and getting her pussy eaten several times. After a couple of hours we decided to discreetly ask a couple of the guys if they would like to come back to the motel with us and of course they excitedly agreed to do so.

As we left the theater I noticed the couple that was so intently watching Nina’s performance following us out to the parking lot. The women got Nina’s attention wanting to talk to her. She wanted to know if Nina would give her husband a blowjob, she made it clear that’s all she wanted. Nina agreed and told her what room we were in. I usually shy away from these kinds of situations because we are out here to play, not try to school beginners of the fine art of playing in Porn theaters.

Before we pulled out of the parking lot I explained to her that we had invited a couple of guys over and they could either wait until they were through or could come in and watch if they so chose. They chose to come in and watch. The guys followed us down to the motel as well as the other couple. Nina gave them a good show fucking and sucking both guys sending them on their way happy thoughts and big smiles on their faces. Then it was the couples turn, he quickly took of his pants and got onto the already well used bed and Nina went to him and gave him a spectacular blowjob. This made the wife so horny she got naked and jumped on top of him and fucked the hell out of him.  It was getting late and he had to get to work so they packed up and left.

Now it is my turn to get kinky with the notorious Nina. I got some of Nina’s favorite toys out of her now famous toy bag and proceeded to commit all kinds of acts of sodomy on her, when someone was knocked on the door. I opened the door just far enough to see who it was, it was the male half of the couple who had left about a half hour ago. He wanted to know if he could fuck Nina because his wife would not let him while he was here before. When we are in playing mode Nina is pretty promiscuous but she does have her standards, one of which is if she knows the guys wife and he does not have permission, no pussy for him. He understood and left disappointed. It just goes to show you theater sluts have a strong set of standards, at least mine does.
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Another great tale from Nina!  Thanks again to "B"...Keep up the great work.

Thanks,
Doc

A Recommendation From The Good Doctor

Doc here with a quick note...If you have an opportunity, please check out this weekend's post from my esteemed colleague, MajorVoyeur.  His review of Pure Pleasure (an ABS and theater in St. Louis) is very informative, and his experiences from this past Saturday are terrific.

Pure Pleasure
2626 North Broadway in St. Louis, MO



















Check out the story at http://majorvoyeur.blogspot.com/

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Field Report! Waverly Adult Books and Theater by OldBeatNik









Doc here with a GREAT field report from senior reporter OldBeatNik on the Waverly Adult Books and Theater in Waverly, VA.  I have heard of this theater in passing, but have not read anything about it...Until now!  OBN has a great writing style that I am sure you have enjoyed in the past from his past reports.  This report may be my favorite to date.

A report like the following is like Christmas and Easter all rolled into one for The Good Doctor.  It's new, uncharted territory and it sounds like a lot of fun.  So sit back, and enjoy the writing talents of our good friend, OldBeatNik
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OldBeatNik















Waverly Adult Books-Video Store-Theater
111 S. County Dr.  Waverly, VA

Hi Doc:

Here is a field report on the Waverly Adult Books and Video Store/Theater in Waverly Va.

The book store/theater in Waverly Va is a small out of the way place that gets it's share of couples action. It is a 45 minute drive from Petersburg and up to 3 hours from any big city. So if you go there it is for a purpose.

It is open from 8 am to 1 am seven days a week year around, with a half day on Xmas. It costs $15 for men, women and couples are always free. Your money gets you free booths and access to the theater. You can leave and return 3 times throughout the day without having to repay. There are 20 some booths, most with gloryholes and one with a small couch. I was told a couple uses that one frequently and bring their own blanket because there is a broken spring in the couch. The booths looked to be in good shape and didn't have that cummed in smell. There is one bathroom that was clean and well tended.

The theater has 5 long comfortable couches that can seat up to 8 people in close quarters. There is one love seat against the wall near the screen. The only light comes from the screen so it is quite dark. The screen is about 8 feet by 4 feet showing DVD's  with good clarity. There was a small contingent of men there and it didn't seem to have a lot of the usual gay cruisers. There is one aisle as you enter with the couches in rows to your right.  There is no dedicated couples section.

Only one couple came into the theater the Saturday night I was there but they made my trip worthwhile. He was a 40ish biker looking gent she was a 40 something tall thin very good looking blonde wearing a tight little black dress.

I entered the theater the same time they did hoping to sit somewhere so I could watch. They stopped short and leaned up against the wall so I had to walk by them. He was against the wall she was standing in front of him. It was too dark to see if he was caressing her but I could see her writhing into his body.

They stood like that for about 5 minutes when he suddenly left and she was alone in the theater with about 10 very horny men. The man sitting on the couch nearest her put out his hand with his palm up. She hiked up her dress revealing  a shaved pussy and walked the few feet over to his hand and the fun began. She put her pussy on his hand and was immediately surrounded by the rest of us. She lowered the top of her dress exposing her breasts and I started to play with her left nipple while several hands stroked her ass and other tit.  She was moaning as we touched her and the man on the couch finger fucked her. She came several times and even squirted. Then she sucked off 5 or 6 men in quick succession while the rest of us continued to play with her tits and pussy.

I asked her if she liked her nipples bit and she hissed yes so I leaned over to  put my mouth and teeth on her left nipple. She came again as I bit down on it. While someone finger fucked her I began slapping her pussy lips and clit, the sound reverberated throughout the theater (I was later told you could hear it in the store) she almost collapsed and squirted all over the couch she came so hard. Sometime during the mob scene her man returned to watch her in action and hold her hand. In about a half hour she was spent and with mutual thanks all around they left.

A very successful trip to an out of the way theater.

I highly recommend the Waverly. The management is friendly as are the regulars, it is clean and well regulated. They get couples every weekend, most of whom play I was told, so it is a good place for my fellow horn dogs to go.

Have fun, play safe, be considerate. 

Oldbeatnik
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Doc here again...Thanks OBN for an outstanding report on a theater few of us have ever heard about, but (thanks to reports like this) many more will seek out this exciting adult theater.

Do you have a report you would like to see on the pages of The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and get that sucker posted in no time.  That's The Lizardo Promise.

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Blogger Technical Issues

Doc here...Blogger is having all sorts of technical issues with uploading photos and various widget performance.  As soon as the issues have been corrected posting will continue to the premier adult theater blog on the intertubes.

Thanks for your patience.

Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater

Doc here to share a few minutes with you to discuss the 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL (a western burb of Chicago).

After a period decidedly quieter than the first 2 1/2 years of operation, word reaching The Good Doctor's office (in The Valley near the small women's college) is that traffic is picking up, and couples are starting to re-engage this adult theater (and adjoining spa).

It has been my experience that most adult theaters undergo a period of substantial success, followed by an event that throws a wet towel on the business and thus cutting back on traffic to the theater.  The best example of this are the theaters in the Drew Park area of Tampa (best described as the high holy ground of adult theaters anywhere in the country).  The amount of reported activity at theaters like The Playhouse, Fantasyland, Adult Cinema (on Grady), and The Love Shack was like no other place in the country. 

This came to a grinding halt in June of 2008, when Tampa officials allocated funding for a crack down of the theaters in Drew Park.  Arrests followed, and thus the aforementioned wet towel was thrown over these businesses.  Ownership even changed at Fantasyland during this period.

Let's fast-forward to today.  Senior field reporter EJ submitted an excellent field report from Tampa, which was one of the first reports in many months discussing the Tampa scene.  I am very encouraged by what I am hearing from Tampa, and hopefully one day soon I will be able to make a few "House Calls" to the theaters in Drew Park.

This story about Tampa is mirrored to a degree by the 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater.  Success, followed by LE intervention and disruption, and now hopefully positive steps back.  Sure, there have been some changes to the theater (still one of the best layouts in the country), and the place is kept super clean.  The biggest changes came to the arcade section, where doors were removed and half-dividers put up in their place.

Our good friend (and Canada's Greatest Natural Resource) Velvet Skye, spent 3 days at various times at 15th Avenue entertaining the troops.  There are regular couples announcing trips there via CL or Yahoo.  These are all positive things, and we here at The Journal hope that it continues. 

If you have been to 15th Avenue recently and have anything to report, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I'll get your report up, and you will just feel better about yourself for doing so!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Field Report! Gulf Coast Adult Theater by Bob in Biloxi









Doc here with a great field report from senior reporter Bob in Biloxi.  Bob's home turf adult theater is the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, and in the past has been the subject of many hot reports.  This one is no different!  So fasten your seatbelts, and enjoy Bob's field report.
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Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS


















Hey Doc,

Just finished the report for last weekend. 8 couples attending, 3 playing, and our Angel was there in top form.

Bob in Biloxi
She snagged a young guy that hangs around on the weekends and inserts himself into a couples space little fast sometimes, but he’s young and can probably get away with it for awhile. Anyway she let him start on her more than ample tits, and while doing this she let him unsnap her jeans (jeans?? No one wears jeans to a porn theater?). And with some difficulty was finally able to shed them off (I think she learned a lesson there -  Dress for easy access!). She then moved across his lap and started blowing him while her ass was in the air, then someone that thought it was “ok” to plug her accessible opening (wrong). He almost got the whole act cancelled, but she’s a pro and probably has dealt with that situation before and moved on with what she was doing.

Soon she was on her back getting nailed while others were trying to vie for position number two, finally she was able to get one long enough to reach her mouth and went to town blowing while getting fucked. Strange, she only did two guys, got dressed and left.

Meanwhile, across the theater, a blonde I’ve never seen before started playing. When Angel left she occupied her warm spot on one of the couches and she turned the whole joint into a gangbang in progress!  I know she took on 7 guys. The last couple that showed up were regulars, he likes to suck more cock than she does, she likes to watch, but will dive in on occasion.  The other five couples enjoyed the show (I think), maybe they got some ideas and will be back. It’s all about the fun !!!
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As always, great job Bob!  This place reminds me a lot of CTs in Gary, IN.  Small and unassuming, but once inside, it can get hotter than a pistol.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just drop The Good Doctor an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's easy, and low calorie.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

House Call: An Evening With Brent @ The Paris in Portland


Doc here with a very special "House Call" field report. It's just like a very special "Afterschool Special", but with the focus on adult theaters and not about a boy living in a plastic bubble.  

Brent and Doc
Eye exams needed.
Last Wednesday, September 15th, The Good Doctor found himself in Portland, OR visiting patients.  As part of my regular trips to PDX, I will get together with my esteemed colleague Brent and break down the latest in adult theater news and trends.  This week was no different.As we headed to The Paris in the Lizardo 3000, we arrived about 8PM in a driving rain.  No "Red "Flag" alerts had been sent out, so Brent and parked directly in front of The Paris and kept vigil and while comparing adult theater anecdotes.  The # of street people was high this evening, and we felt that this might discourage any foot traffic into The Paris.  At 8:25, I looked at my Blackberry, and somehow, someway, a Red Flag had just been posted!
How did Brent and I miss a hot young couple walking into The Paris?  I mean, we were parked maybe 15 feet away from the front door.  Maybe it's time again for Lenscrafters.

My colleague and I hustled into The Paris, and paid our few shekels, and into the theater we went.  This was a special "Bedroom Flag, meaning that the couple was inside The Paris' secure bedroom play area.  The bedroom conatins a decent sized bed in the middle of a room with half height walls to enable viewing without touching.  There is a small slding window that can be lifted if the couple want to play ala-gloryhole with their adoring fans.  Overlooking the Bedroom is the couples annex, which provides a great view of the action.  This is where The Good Doctor observed and reported.

Now about the couple:  Young (late 20's)...She was nicely curvy, with long wavy day hair and large full boobs (LFBs).  When I assumed my perch above the action, she was just beginning what ended up being about a 10-minute blow job.  Slow at first, she was certain to maintain eye contact with her guy while licking and sucking his stiff cock.  As she changed positions, he was rubbing her pussy through her jeans while she sucked and licked.  Right before they switched places, she was sucking his balls while jerking him off.  It was must-see TV.

Now it was her turn, as he slipped her jeans off, and proceeded to lick and suck her shaved pussy.  As she was being serviced, she had lifted her shirt, exposing her purple satin bra.  She then popped her boobs out, one at a time so she could massage her nipples while she was being licked and sucked.  The best moment in my opinion was in the middle of this, as she opened her eyes and locked her gaze onto mine while she was being fingered and licked.  Very hot stuff, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

At this point, it was time to crank up the heat in the already hot theater.  He slid up and plunged his cock into her now sopping wet pussy.  He fucked her for a good 10-15 minutes before exploding inside her.  She was quiet, with only the occasional moan of ecstasy.  A great performance for the very small crowd of guys. After they left, Brent and I compared notes on what we just saw, and agreed it was worth stopping by tonight. 

At 10:30pm (with closing being midnite), The Good Doctor decided to hang up his cleats and head back to his hotel near the airport.  As I was pulling into the hotel parking lot in the Lizardo 3000, my alert went off on my Blackberry:

Red Flag 10:52

God Dammit.

What to do? I was already back at the hotel, but it's only 9 miles away back to The Paris.

I went back.

Before I was a mile away from the hotel heading back to 3rd and Burnside, alert #2 came across my shoe-phone:

3 Orange Flags 11:03

God Dammit.

3 Orange Flags transalates to 3 single women have entered the theater.  This was followed up by Brent posting that there was "girl on girl - WOW".

A "Letters to Penthouse" fantasy was playing out, and I was 9 miles away in a driving rain storm.  By the time I got there, the first couple was grinding away on the couch in the couples oasis, and the 3 girls were side-by-side-side to their right.  What I missed was one of the 3 girls was invited to have some fun with the girl half of the couple, and there was some gentle nipple play before between them.  Afterwards we found out that the single girl was very turned on but VERY nervous, thus she bailed out of the FF play.

Not the real girls from the story

The 3 girls looked like:
#1 Was a young tall blonde with a great set of boobs and long legs. Very pretty.
#2 Was a cute petite brown haired lass with pig tails under a ball cap. Cute.
#3 Was the FF partner and was slim and athletic with small breasts and a very sexy face

The couple transitioned from grinding to a long and hot BJ, that got the attention of the 3 girls (aka 3 Amigas) on occasion.  Very hot stuff ...

At midnight, everyone in the couples section got dressed and re-arranged.  The show was over, but the post-game analysis was just beginning.  I would have loved to have reviewed the game tape on this show.

Bottom line: The Paris never disappoints.  Fun comes in different flavors at The Paris, and Brent and I had a chance to witness two great flavors.  Support Ray (the owner of The Paris) and keep this institution of carnal adult theater fun thriving.

Thanks again Brent and the good people of Portland.

Doc

Saturday, September 18, 2010

New Feature: A Few Miniutes with Dr. Emilio










Doc here with a new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters..."A Few Minutes with Dr. Emilio". The purpose of this new feature will be to update you, the good readers of The Journal, as to new happenings inside the world of "this thing of our's".  Whether it has to do with my travels outside The Valley near the small women's college, or in regard to the blog itself, you will read it here first.

With the introductions out of the way, I'd like to talk about some exciting news within the adult theater social media universe.

All of us inside "this thing of our's" have longed for a way to find out in real time when there was fun and frolic inside our favorite adult theaters. Whether you are one to participate, or you are one who enjoys viewing the show more than acting in the show, it has always been an educated guess as to when and where this is happening.

In the pre-internet age, those of us old enough to remember when we had nothing but instinct to go on would head to our favorite adult theaters on Friday and Saturday nights between 8 and closing.  Those were the best odds of finding what we were looking for.  The other 5 days of the week were long shots, if one were to gamble on a visit.

Fast forwarding up to 2005, the internet has provided a vehicle to either announce visits by couples/single females via Yahoo Groups, or by announcements by the actual theaters when a couple/single female entered the establishment.  Credit Ray @ The Paris in Portland, OR and Pete @ CTs in Gary, IN (ironically the top 2 ranked adult theaters in our Power Rankings section) as taking the lead in this area.  These systems are still in place, and provide a great way to know when and where the fun is happening.  We only wish more theaters would practice this (15th Avenue Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL is now getting on board with announcements within the last few months).

Tina at
CTs Adult Theater, Gary, IN



















Right here, right now, we have begun the next phase of letting the good people within "TTOO" what is happening inside our favorite adult theaters in real time.  The Good Doctor launched his Twitter feed (http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal) earlier this year, and was highlighted by "Live Tweeting" from a Tina gang bang inside CTs in Gary in July.  I even conducted a "Question and Answer" interview with Tina during a break in the GB that was transmitted back to the Twitterverse. 

Velvet Skye at
15th Ave Adult Theater,
Melrose Park, IL
I also live-Tweeted the appearances of our good friend Velvet Skye at the 15th Avenue Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL during a 4 day visit this summer. Those who read the alerts certainly had a great time with her at the theater.

To date, I will transmit or re-Tweet any adult theater info I get as soon as it comes across my smartphone.  The Journal has experienced terrific growth in viewers in the last 3 months, and hopefully this real-time info has provided a good experience for you, the readers.

Within the last 3 weeks, two of my colleagues within "this thing of our's" have joined The Good Doctor in providing real-time info. 


















First up was MajorVoyeur, my esteemed associate from the St. Louis area.  As he mentioned in his blog entry from last week, that he is now posting timely alerts via his Twitter account. The two adult theaters in his geographic area, The Colony and The Hustler Club Theater, are the focal points of his alerts and two great places to enjoy the adult theater experience.

The Good Doctor found himself in Portland, OR this past week visiting patients, and was able to break bread with my esteemed colleague, Brent. His Yahoo group, Brent's Theater Tails, is the gold-standard of Yahoo adult theater groups.   During the dinner, Brent told me of his desire to direct message to his Yahoo Group what exactly was going on with each "flag" that is posted by the Paris Theater crew.  To test his new service, we went to The Paris on Wednesday evening (which will be written about in the next day in a separate "House Call" report).  He was able to comment on some very hot girl-on-girl action from that night as it happened.  Mission accomplished.

Brent has then since reported on Friday night's fun at The Paris in the role of color commentator. It worked great, as it fleshed out the action going on in real-time.  An example of his commentary was:

Re: [brentstheatertails] Red Flag (9:19 PM)
2 couples one active with the boys We could use more people.

Nicely done, sir.

So there you have it, dear readers of The Journal.  The next step in adult theater reporting now has a foothold in Portland, St. Louis, and in the Chicago/Gary area.  Hopefully more field reporters will follow suit and join the next wave of social media.  If you one of those people, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will get your link up, and I will do my best to spread the word.

Thanks,
Doc

I-Team Report: Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut, Part 15










Doc here with Part 15 of Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut.  In this chapter, Nina sticks close to home and heads to Airport Video in Everett, WA for some monkey business, as well as an encounter with a Sybian.

Here is "B"'s latest essay on Nina...
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We decided to make the trip up to Everett to visit the Airport Video just for a change of pace. We like to arrive there after midnight to avoid the asshole manager. The guy has been there forever and has done his best to run off their couples business however that is a whole other chapter. We have gone up there off and on for several years and for the most part really enjoyed ourselves. It isn’t near as safe from the local authorities as Portland. We have never seen the authorities in the theater before, however I read in Brent’s group a couple said that the deputies did come in and harassed them pretty good. If you play in Washington you need to be careful.

Airport Video
Everett, WA
This night there was a new guy on duty, a very pleasant guy, who had heard about us and was very glad to see us. It is always nice to be welcomed in and treated well instead of like a criminal. Nina was in her usual provocative costume so she felt comfortable wondering around through the sex toy area doing a little flashing before entering the theater. It wasn’t long before she had a couple of guys checking her out. The clerk encouraged her to show a little more than just a little flash now and then, so it wasn’t long before she was only wearing her garter belt stockings and high heels and as word traveled at lightning speed into the theater, all of sudden she has a entourage of 15 following her around. This made the friendly clerk nervous and suggested we go into the theater.

We entered the theater with her posse close behind, or should I say close to her behind. We picked out a seat in the middle of the room and on the entrance side, so if the boys in blue happen in, the first place they look is on the right side of the room and in the back were the gay’s hang out. Nina was quickly surrounded by a bunch of horny guys who had just witnessed a naked women parading around in the front of the store. I usually tell the guys to give her some breathing room and approach her slowly. I was seated on Nina’s right next to the wall. The guy seated next to her was playing with her pussy and another guy quickly positioned himself in front of her with his cock out and of course she started giving him a blow job. Then a guy got down on his knees in front of her moving the guy who was getting a blow job over just far enough so the guy could still get his cock sucked and far enough away so he could squeeze in and eat her pussy.

Several guys rotated in and out of the seat next to her and several guys got blow jobs. Finally one of the guys that was seated next to her leaned over and whispered something in her ear, then Nina leaned over and whispered in my ear that the guy said he had a Sybian machine in his car and asked if she would like to try it. Nina has always wanted to try a Sybian but never had the opportunity before. She said let’s take him to our motel room and give it a try. She leaned back over and whispered in his ear “let’s do it”.

We told him to give us a half hour and then come on down. He showed up at the motel in fifteen minutes with his buddy and the machine in a carrying case. The boy’s set the machine up on the floor and set up chairs to watch the show. Nina never leaves on a sexual foray without her toy bag so she had her own personal custom made dildo for the machine.

The boys were anxiously awaiting Nina to come out of the bathroom to proceed with the show and maybe some possible one on one action with Nina. The boys were not disappointed when she came out wearing a see through baby doll nighty and the usual garter belt and stockings. She walked over and let them fondle her a little, lubed up the dildo already attached to the machine and proceeded to ride the Sybian. She started out on the lowest setting and soon after had it turned up to high swift, she rode that thing until she had at least three orgasms and the machine was starting to smoke. She thanked them both by fucking them until their eyes bugged out. The machine was still hot enough that they had to use towels acting like oven mitts to load the machine into its case.

It just goes to show, you never know what good fortune you may encounter while visiting your local porn theater.

End of Part 15
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Thanks "B" for another great tale from Nina.  The Good Doctor has had the great fortune to see Nina in action at the old Jefferson Theater on Portland, and she is as advertised. Hot, sexy, and very naughty.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'll get your report all shined up and read for prime-time.  It's easy.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Field Report Redux! EJ Heads Back To Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA











Doc here with a mulligan of sorts.  Now regular (and soon to be senior) reporter EJ stopped by Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre recently and reported on his findings in a nicely detailed report (here).  Not satisfied with that single report (and by the potential of this adult theater), EJ took out another ball, placed it on the tee, and stopped in again to Cinema 309.

This time, he hit it down the middle of the fairway.  Take it away, EJ!
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Cinema 309
910 Wilkes-Barre Township Blvd, Wilkes-Barre, PA



















EJ here with an updated field report on Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre PA. I made a trip south bound thru Pennsylvania a week ago and stopped at Cinema 309 and Cupids in Kutztown PA (which I wrote a report on each). I had hoped to travel back home by the way of Baltimore and Philadelphia and stop at a few theaters but that did not pan out.

Since it was a Saturday evening and I was passing thru Wilkes-Barre again, I decided to stop in again around 8:30. There were more cars in the parking lot than the first time I was there so I entered with a positive outlook. There were around 23 males there and a CD who was talking care of guys in the front section of seats on the right side. Some other open male/male action going on all the time and most of that was taking place in the very front rows of seats where it is the darkest part of the theater.

I stood along the back wall observing this when a middle aged couple came in and stood along side of me for 15 minutes or so until they sat down in the center section. She wore a low cut top to show her ample cleavage and some nice tight fitting jeans with heels on. A half hour later after watching some nice  DP action on the Hi Def screen she came back and talked to a guy she knew who just came in and shortly after,went to the front of the theater and sat down with him. Like a swarm of bees, many of the guys gathered around and sat down. I watched from the back wall while she started sucking her guy and her companion who she came in with, remain in his seat towards the back. After she finished him off the guys were right there and she kept right on slurping those cocks one after the other and did not stop until she got her guy to cum.

Her companion moved up to watch the action and so did I and was right beside him...he enjoyed the view. Of course I chatted him up a bit and helped him maintain his view by asking a few to step back so he could see. Hey, that's the least I could do and he appreciated that and moved me to the front of the pack where she expertly sucked and swallowed all I had...Very nice touch she had I must say and a fantastic technique. She took on all "cummers" and even gave two much older guys a second chance as they were not able to get their nut the first time. She had her lovely firm tits exposed most of the time and they had a few loads on them.

After all the guys were done, her man asked for a few private moments and shortly after the few of us that were remaining left the theater as it closes at and unbelievable 10:30 pm (editor's note: Unbelievable!)...and on a Saturday night no less!! A  more positive report than the first I wrote and the guys did say that more couples were returning here and enjoying this very nice,clean theater. Till the next adventure, which just might be the Paris Theater in Syracuse, take care and keep on enjoying "this thing of ours"
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Doc here again...Looks like for EJ, persistance paid off in a big way.  It's always good to hear about a well-run adult theater that is kept clean and is couples friendly.  They are a vanishing breed, my friends.

I'm looking forward to EJ's next report on The Paris in Syracuse, NY.  The Paris is a twin theater on Erie Blvd. in Syracuse, and I have long maintained that it is the cleanest adult theater I have ever set foot in.  Fingers are crossed for EJ that his good luck continues.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Journal.  Ask EJ...It's easy.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Flash Report: Brent Reports On Labor Day Weekend @ The Paris, Part 2












Doc here with Part 2 of Brent's Labor Day Weekend Report from The Paris in Portland, OR.  If you have never been to Portland or The Paris Theater, you really need to go.  The reasons are clear as day if you read The Good Doctor's Journal on a regular basis. So, here is Part 2...Enjoy!
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Saturday evening at The Paris reminded me that, even if there are a lot of couples in the theater, that does not mean that there is going to be full tilt theater sex action. Sometimes, it's a more subtle scene. One man brought in two very beautiful Latina's, who were dressed elegantly. One of the ladies, a Carmen Electra type , wore a micro mini dress. They sat and watched the movie and held hands. It wasall very proper and frustrating to the crowd by the landing.

A black couple, also dressed to the nines came in. They sat quietly and watched the award winning cinema, not wanting to miss a stroke. He had his hand draped over her shoulder and was caressing her breasts through her dress. Her hand was resting on the outside of his pants. They were at The Paris for at least two hours.It was as if they were watching an adult movie in a regular theater or in one of the adult theaters around the country that is susceptible to raids from local law enforcement.

Bend Over Girl, aka Silver Girl dropped by Saturday. She is tall, with big tits a great ass , great legs and a sex drive that gets stronger and healthier every year. There must have been thirty men around her or lined up to fuck her. They were the only couple there for the hour and a half that they played and I think she liked it that way. I'm not sure how many guys fucked her. Someone said that she had been in The Oregon Theater earlier so she already had taken a theater load of cock.

An older blond with short curly hair came in Saturday. She had a tight sexy body. She looked like Glenn Close. At one point she had her shirt up and her tight pants half way down her ass. Her man had pushed their play bench up against the wood railing and she was stroking dicks through the slats while being felt up. It was a big turn on watching her raise her sexy ass in the air, and get felt up by this weird human octopus.

Finally they moved away from the throng and took off the rest of their clothes. She had a nice tight body that looked even better au natural. Her breasts were small firm and pointed straight up. They looked real. Her ass was tight and ready. She was very horny from all of the hands and fingers that had been playing with her and from all of the cocks she had been playing with. When he stuck his dick in her it sounded hot wet and sticky. He fucked her, doggy style, for about fifteen minutes, long enough to get a lot of the guys watching to a happy ending. He gave it a few more thrusts, let out a moan and came deep inside her vagina. She reached for a paper towel, wiped her come filled pussy, put on her panties and the rest of her clothes, smiled a big satisfied smile and walked out of The Paris with her Saturday evening still ahead of her.

Although Saturday was slow by a lot of standards, a lot of couples still came to visit. It reminded me that couples and single ladies experience The Paris Theater and theater sex at their own pace and comfort level. The lady who sits quietly with her man during one visit, may return another time when there is more action and get together with another couple or even venture out of the couples' section and "do" the entire theater. There are a lot of variables involved in adult theater sex `occurring', including environmental factors, the over all mood of the crowd, the compatibility and manners of the single men, and the activity level of the other couples and singles.

This is what I love about theater sex. The unpredictability of it all..

Oh and also the fact that 90 percent of the population has no fucking idea that any of "this thing of ours" even exists any more.

Late Sunday, September 5th, I was sure this couple came to The Paris to watch porn to play and put on a show for the boys, but there was already a group of four girls and three guys watching "Anime", so they left. Oh well. It was close to closing time and all of the action had happened hours before around 5 and 6. A sexy blond with short hair dropped by with her man to put on a show for the dozen or so dick waggers and bone jawers around 5. He teasingly told the boys that he might bring her back next time and "she'll fuck every guy in here."

Then, a sexy blond with a great body- she looks like Christie Brinkley/ Kristen Johnson stopped by to play. She got naked sucked her man off and gave him her hand while he gave her his. She was naked on the bench near the rail and guys were reaching in to feel her perfect tits while her husband munched away at her bare wet vagina She was also jacking guys off by reaching behind her and stroking the nearest hard cock she could find. She looked like she was enjoying the multifaceted stimulation until suddenly she sat up, grabbed some towels and wiped the jizz out of her hair. Or at least I think it was jizz. Her head had been very close to the rail and a lot of hard dicks for about an hour.

I'm not sure what made her stop playing, Sunday? Did the wind change or something? At least She was smiling when they left and her nipples were still hard, sticking out of her white shirt.

One lady, standing in line at Voodoo Doughnuts, watched them walk out of The Paris and had a sort of puzzled, surprised and amazed look oTn her face, like "What goes on in that place?"

A few hours later a young couple came in. She had long brown hair and a nice young body. She gave him a blow job and he fucked her in various positions . She kept her shirt on and pulled her pants down but not off. It was a show but it wasn't a show.

The weather has cooled off a little so The Paris is comfortable again. September and October are very pleasant months in Portland and the sex inside of the adult theaters has been traditionally very good.

I'm looking forward to the Vancouver Canada couples visit. Is it this week or next?

Field Report: CVE in Gastonia, NC by OldBeatNik








Doc here with a new report from senior Journal reporter OldBeatNik regarding a recent visit to CVE in Gastonia, NC.  I was very interested to hear what was going at CVE, since the reports from my esteemed colleagues Alex and Lauren indicated changes afoot at CVE due to interference from the local politicos.  See that report here.

Being a regular Beatnik-On-The Spot, OBN is here with a report on his findings (both good and bad) at CVE:
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CVE
2308 N. Chester St, Gastonia, NC














Hi Doc,

The CVE in Gastonia, NC is a great place to watch couples play if any come in. It costs $15 per man, women are always free. It is open 10 to midnight weekdays, 10 til 2 am Fri and Sat, 12 to 12 on Sun. It has about 50 theater seats off one main aisle with no couples only section. It is very clean and is well lit so there is no problem watching the theater action. The seats are relatively comfortable and there is lots of room between rows There are 20-25 peepbooths, most with glory holes. There is also a smokers room and a small lounge area with a 3-4 person couch and a 2-3 person couch, both very comfortable. There is a TV that shows a different movie than in the theater. Both show very boring hetro porn. The lounge is better to sit in if you want to wait for couples who don't go into the theater but go to the booths.

OldBeatNik
The Saturday night I was there 3 couples came in which none of whom played. One of them might have played in the booths but I am more interested in theaters so I did not follow them out with the crowd when they left the theater. They stood in the doorway when they first showed up. They came back into the theater about an hour later so they either left and came back or spent their time in the booths. They were surrounded by men when they came back in, sat for maybe 5 minutes and left never to return. When will the gawkers ever learn? The mens john was clean and didn't smell which speaks well of the management. I assume the womens room was the same.

All in all I highly reccommend the CVE, and couples, if you can stand/deal with the perv crowd surrounding you and are highly exhibitionist, (because of the lighting) you will have a great time. Straight men may have a hard time with all the gays, they are a real pain with their constant cruising. (I could say pain in the ass, but that goes without saying).

Have fun. Play safe.
Oldbeatnik
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Doc here again... Very interesting report indeed. Just like many adult theaters where the local authorities flex their muscles, the reponse is to low-key it for a bit until the storm passes.  Hopefully this is the case at CVE.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I'll do the rest... Trust me. I'm a Doctor.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

House Call: The Good Doctor Plunges Into Michigan: Romantix in Battle Creek

Doc here with a long overdue entry in the "House Calls" section of The Journal of Adult Theaters. I am backed up with several House Calls, but I have decided to go in reverse order in getting them on the site.As many of you know, The Good Doctor travels the nation with his practice. Coast to coast, border to border. Bada-bing, bada-boom. As I visit the many cities and towns in this great country, I dive into the dark underbelly of each locale. Utilizing the resources of the extensive database housed inside the control room of my practice (in the Valley near the small women's college), I will locate the nearest adult theater and (if possible) visit and report on my findings.
Two weeks ago, The Good Doctor found himself driving north to the state of Michigan.  During this trip, I calculated that I would be able to hit two adult theaters: Romantix in Battle Creek, and the Cini-Mini II in Grand Rapids.  This House Call is focused on Romantix.

The Lizardo 3000 was gassed up and before I knew it, I pulled into the parking lot of Romantix...
The set up of Romantix is pretty interesting.  Parking is located at the rear of the business, and is well-lit and discreet.  You enter down a set of stairs that will plop you right in the middle of the ABS.  The small DVD section lies in the middle between the large arcade area to your left, and the toy/novelty showroom to your right. 

To enter the theater area, one must stop and buy a pass card (like an ATM card) to gain entrance to the theater.  The good news: It's only $6! (The lowest adult theater price I have run across in the country). The Good Doctor slid his card through and presto-chango, I was in. 

From the outside, I surmised that the theater had to be of decent size (my best guess was the size of Airport Video in Seattle).  In all actuality (and the reason I'm a doctor and not a psychic), the theater measured maybe 20'x15'.  The theater has 12 theater-style chairs, and some ample standing room.  The movies are shown on a large screen TV, which provides enough illumination. 
Robin of
"When I Feel Naughty"
For some background on Romantix, this theater (along with a few others) was the setting for the videos of Robin from "When I Feel Naughty" fame back almost 10 years ago.  It's possible the theater was bigger back then (if any of the readers of The Journal has more info, please e-mail me). So, needless to say, I was a bit disappointed in the size of the theater. 

Now the good news:  When I entered, I saw immediately that there was a couple involved in the 2nd row.  A 30-something brunette with long hair in a ponytail was stark naked with the exception of a black g-string.  Standing in front of her was her guy friend, who was quite a bit older than she.  The brunette has a slim athletic body, and looked a bit like Stephanie Zimbalist.  She was giving her friend a wet, noisy blow job.  After a few minutes of this attention, he blasted away in her mouth. Following this display they got dressed in rear-record time and vacated the premises.
Now please keep in mind this was a Wednesday night...Not a typical hot night in western Michigan. 
Pros

  • Safe and discreet parking behind store

  • Very reasonable admission to theater ($6)

  • Very clean store and theater

  • Very friendly staff

  • Couples friendly
Cons

  • Theater is tiny

  • Arcade very dark

  • Tuesday and Thursday Gay films only (this blog is focused on hetero adult theater fun, thus the "con")
Rating
Highly Recommended
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Next House Call up will be the Cini-Mini II in Grand Rapids.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Brent Reports On Labor Day Weekend @ The Paris in Portland, Part 1








Doc here with Part 1 of Brent's Labor Day Weekend Report from The Paris Theater in Portland, OR.  This report (along with Part 2, which will follow in the next day or so), showcase the writing talents of Mr. Brent, and why he is the poet laureate of "this thing of our's".

So jump in the way back machine and set the controls to last weekend...
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Friday, September 3, 2010 was a good night for adult theater sex action at The Paris. I arrived early. At 6:45pm a good looking couple came into the theater. She was wearing a blue and white sun dress. She looked a little like Minka Kelly who plays Lyla Garrity on " Friday Night Lights".
They mostly sat in the gay theater and watched the man on man. He jacked off. She sat demurely.
Occasionally, they went into the main theater and sat in the couples section.There were no other couples there. My guess is they were looking for a good looking bi couple or a good looking bi male. No such luck, early Friday evening. They left when a skinny guy dropped his pants and jacked off a few inches away from them in the gay theater.

After they left another couple came in and played alone for a while. She was a thin sexy woman with short hair. She wore a knee length skirt . They made out and he fingered her and played with her breasts. Her legs were spread and her skirt was hiked up. She had nice legs.

I thought they were going to stay and play with the boys but I was mistaken. They left after thirty minutes. I have trouble predicting the outcome of any sporting event. The action got better as the evening progressed. Here are some highlights I gathered while watching the action from my illegal perch. ( a good place to watch but a lousy place to participate). A pretty blond and her man who I had not seen in a while came into the theater. I call them The Biker Couple From Washington. She wore a sexy blackdress with black fuck me stockings and please come fuck me heels. She looked smoking hot. I wondered where they were coming from? A bar? A strip club? Sesso? Angels?

In the past, She has taken a lot of hard cocks inside her wet pussy, hot ass and hungry mouth at The Paris. Friday she only fucked her man, although she did suck this big guy who was their guest in the couples section. She also deep kissed him , something I find more exciting than fucking- making out with a man's wife in an adult theater. That is hot.

A young woman, who reminded me of Bjork, came into The Paris with her boyfriend. She had straight up pointy tits and long sturdy, sexy legs. She wore a pair of over sized glasses. A disguise? I wonder. She and her man got nearly naked. She kept her boots on while he fucked her in various positions. They also provided examples of dick sucking and pussy eating to the throng by the rail. He lay her on the front bench and pretty soon hands were reaching through the slats and fingering her ass, her pussy, her tits and her legs while she sucked his cock. She reached into the crowd and played with a few good dicks. She
definitely could handle the hard truth. At one point I watched her get fucked while she played with her breasts. I noticed that she gently caressed along the edges of her nipples and lightly cupped her pretty hands over her breasts. Her skin must have been very sensitive to the touch.

Paris Theater
circa 1982
One of the regulars , Coke Can, came in with a woman who looked a little like Whoopi Goldberg, except younger and hotter. They came in with another couple. Throughout their visit, the girls played with each other, kissed, ate each others pussies and played with each others' tits. The other guy fucked both his girl ( a self confident BBW) and Young Whoopi. Coke Can fucked Young Whoopi.but not the other girl. Young Whoopi also got fucked by a guy she invited into the couples section. It was the same skinny kid who had gotten too close to the first couple hours earlier in the gay theater. This time he got lucky. He must have fucked her hard and fast for an hour.

While all this was happening a beautiful lady , wearing a red dress came in with her man. She had long dark hair and a lovely face, like Julianna Marguillies ( The Good Wife). They played in the couples section but she never showed much of her body. Guys were begging to see her ass. It looked round and full under her dress. Her legs were long and womanly. Her husband ate her pussyso we got to see her soft flesh and her legs spread wide. It was both frustrating and tantalizing.

Now here is the kicker. While they were cuddled in the corner , she was shyly checking out Coke Can's monster dick. Her man motioned him over so she could get a better look. Coke Can started stroking and pretty soon she wrapped her pretty fingers around it. Then she leaned forward and started sucking it. She alternated between sucking her husband;s dick and Coke Can's dick. She must have sucked those two cocks for a good twenty minutes.

Shy and demure? Yeah, right. I'm sure.

The final show of the night came late Friday/ early Saturday when a young hip musician couple paid a visit. She was thin and muscular, with a nice blend of soft and sinewy to her body. She had an interesting face, unusually pretty, like Sandra Bernhardt She had small breasts with big sensitive nipples. She started out by playing with them like she was trying to stretch them out. Then she took off the rest of her clothes and gave the audience a slow, Thai Chi type masturbation dance. It was different and it was very erotic.

When I left the theater it was almost 4am. I should have stayed the night there because some of the best Saturday action took place during that very next day at The Paris. I was told , and it was also reported on The Internet, that Ms.Full Swing came in around noon, Saturday, September 4th. She is a sexy woman with big tits and a turbo sex drive. She looks a lot like Sigourney Weaver. She fucked and sucked every guy who was there and who was up to it. She mostly played on the exam table. There were a few other couples and they also played. I was told that at one point, this sexy little slut was eating MS Full's warm wet pussy while the boys were clusterd around them.

I was also told by at least two lucky bucks that Ms Full Swing's twatchamacallit tasted wonderful.

The only downside to the afternoon was there weren't enough able dicked men to really satisfy her. But, she wrote that she had a great time, Saturday . I hope I'm there for her next visit.

Saturday evening at The Paris reminded me that, even if there are a lot of couples in the theater, that does not mean that there is going to be full tilt theater sex action. Sometimes, it's a more subtle scene. One man brought in two very beautiful Latina's, who were dressed elegantly. One of the ladies, a
Carmen Electra type , wore a micro mini dress. They sat and watched the movie and held hands. It was all very proper and frustrating to the crowd by the landing.

A black couple, also dressed to the nines came in. They sat quietly and watched the award winning cinema, not wanting to miss a stroke. He had his hand draped over her shoulder and was caressing her breasts through her dress. Her hand was resting on the outside of his pants. They were at The Paris for at least two hours.It was as if they were watching an adult movie in a regular theater or in one of the adult theaters around the country that is susceptible to raids from local law enforcement.

Bend Over Girl, aka Silver Girl dropped by Saturday. She is tall, with big tits a great ass , great legs and a sex drive that gets stronger and healthier every year. There must have been thirty men around her or lined up to fuck her. They were the only couple there for the hour and a half that they played and I think she liked it that way. I'm not sure how many guys fucked her. Someone said that she had been in The Oregon Theater earlier so she already had taken a theater load of cock.

An older blond with short curly hair came in Saturday. She had a tight sexy body. She looked like Glenn Close. At one point she had her shirt up and her tight pants half way down her ass. Her man had pushed their play bench up against the wood railing and she was stroking dicks through the slats while being felt up. It was a big turn on watching her raise her sexy ass in the air, and get felt up by this weird human octopus.

Finally they moved away from the throng and took off the rest of their clothes. She had a nice tight body that looked even better au natural. Her breasts were small firm and pointed straight up. They looked real. Her ass was tight and ready. She was very horny from all of the hands and fingers that had been playing with her and from all of the cocks she had been playing with. When he stuck his dick in her it sounded hot wet and sticky. He fucked her, doggy style, for about fifteen minutes, long enough to get a lot of the guys watching to a happy ending. He gave it a few more thrusts, let out a moan and came deep inside her vagina. She reached for a paper towel, wiped her come filled pussy, put on her panties and the rest of her clothes, smiled a big satisfied smile and walked out of The Paris with her Saturday evening still ahead of her.

Although Saturday was slow by a lot of standards, a lot of couples still came to visit. It reminded me that couples and single ladies experience The Paris Theater and theater sex at their own pace and comfort level. The lady who sits quietly with her man during one visit, may return another time when there is more action and get together with another couple or even venture out of the couples' section and "do" the entire theater. There are a lot of variables involved in adult theater sex `occurring', including environmental factors, the over all mood of the crowd, the compatibility and manners of the single men, and the activity level of the other couples and singles.

This is what I love about theater sex. The unpredictability of it all..

Oh and also the fact that 90 percent of the population has no fucking idea that any of "this thing of ours" even exists any more.

Late Sunday, September 5th, I was sure this couple came to The Paris to watch porn to play and put on a show for the boys, but there was already a group of four girls and three guys watching "Anime", so they left. Oh well. It was close to closing time and all of the action had happened hours before around 5 and 6. A sexy blond with short hair dropped by with her man to put on a show for the dozen or so dick waggers and bone jawers around 5. He teasingly told the boys that he might bring her back next time and "she'll fuck every guy in here."

Then , a sexy blond with a great body- she looks like Christie Brinkley/ Kristen Johnson stopped by to play .She got naked sucked her man off and gave him her hand while he gave her his. She was naked on the bench near the rail and guys were reaching in to feel her perfect tits while her husband munched away at her bare wet vagina She was also jacking guys off by reaching behind her and stroking the nearest hard cock she could find. She looked like she was enjoying the multifaceted stimulation until suddenly she sat up, grabbed some towels and wiped the jizz out of her hair. Or at least I think it was jizz. Her head had been very close to the rail and a lot of hard dicks for about an hour.

I'm not sure what made her stop playing, Sunday? Did the wind change or something? At least She was smiling when they left and her nipples were still hard, sticking out of her white shirt.

One lady, standing in line at Voodoo Doughnuts, watched them walk out of The Paris and had a sort of puzzled, surprised and amazed look on her face, like "What goes on in that place?"

A few hours later a young couple came in. She had long brown hair and a nice young body. She gave him a blow job and he fucked her in various positions . She kept her shirt on and pulled her pants down but not off. It was a show but it wasn't a show.

The weather has cooled off a little so The Paris is comfortable again. September and October are very pleasant months in Portland and the sex inside of the adult theaters has been traditionally very good.
I'm looking forward to the Vancouver Canada couples visit. Is it this week or next?