Monday, October 17, 2011

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Reports On Theater X in Orange Heights, FL (Multi-Media Edition)

















Doc here with one of the best Flash Reports I have read in a long time... Senior reporter JaxBchBum has been on a Bob in Biloxi-like lucky streak as of late, and the following report showcases this trend. The theater in question is Theater X in Orange Heights, FL (information available in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). 

Special note:  I did something a little different with JaxBchBum's report... To fully enjoy this multi-media report, click on the small media player when you come up to it. If you like it (you'll know it when you see it), or don't like it, let me know

So without any further ado, he's a surfer, he's an excellent driver, and he's tan... It's JaxBchBum and his Flash Report...

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Doc,

Well, after a short break in my lucky streak that started a couple months ago at Deja Vu in Vegas, I was reminded that if you are patient enough you might just be rewarded. 

Theater X
Orange Heights, FL
I stopped by Theatre X last week on Wednesday arriving about 8pm.  As I have stated before, I never have much expectation for couples at most adult theatres during the week; but with Theatre X having some regulars and being close to the University of Florida, you just never know. 

Theatre was almost empty with one other guy there.  Another guy comes in and says there is a couple coming in.  Sure enough, about five minutes later I hear the door opening and the unmistakable sound of two people coming in, one wearing heels.  I glanced back from my position on the second row outside couch and there is a mid-20s married couple (wedding rings) standing at the back.  She is about 5'4", slender, red-headed and an angelic face.  She is wearing a floral print clingy top but is also wearing form fitting jeans - nothing provocative but not the usual dress of a female wanting to play.  He is a lanky 6', blond curly hair, also wearing jeans and a T-shirt.  Seems obvious he has talked her into coming into the theatre and trying it out. 

They stand at the back for a few minutes and I wasn't sure if it was uncertainty as to whether they were staying or getting their eyes adjusted to see where to sit.  He seemed to keep reassuring her that all was OK.  After a few minutes, they came and sat down on the other couch in the same row I was sitting.
Not much happened.  They snuggled a bit and it looked like she had her left hand resting on the crotch of his jeans but no real activity.  They stayed about 15 minutes and then left. 


Sad Trombone

OK, that experiment didn't go so good I thought.  Went back to the show and about 45 minutes they reappear.  By this time there were only 3 guys (including me) in the theatre and the couple takes the same position.  This time there is definite crotch rubbing by both parties, but all on the outside of their clothes and no titty playing by the guy.  One of the guys is sitting in a chair on the far wall but with a good line of sight of them and visa-versa.  He pulls out his cock and starts stroking.  Well, I figure, if they were put off by seeing that, they would have reacted and left. 
JaxBchBum

After about 30 minutes of this, the other 2 guys leave so I am there alone with the couple.  Thinking my presence might be a hindrance, I got up and walked out to get a soft drink and then came back in.  I was on the back row in the couch directly behind them.  As I walked behind them , I noted that she had unzipped him and was rubbing his cock and he had the top of her jeans unzipped.  Ah, maybe some good voyeur activity after all. 

After a few more minutes, her head disappeared and I quietly got up from my sitting position and looked over and sure enough she was sucking him off; but he had made no effort to undo her top or loosen her jeans.  She sucked for a bit and then sat back up.  He bent in towards her and she scrunched down on the couch, so I stood back up and he had his hand down the front of her jeans.  I couldn't really see anything and it was getting frustrating.  So I sat back down and waited.  After a bit and after hearing some "be easy" comments they both sat back up and affixed their jeans, stood up and walked out. 


Sad Trombone

Well, I thought, so promising but so little to show for it (pun intended).  I figured that was it as it was almost 10:30 and the reality of another couple coming in so late when they closed at midnight was pretty low.  So I just sat back and watched the "Nurses III" porn and started trying to decide if I was going to go back to the hotel in Gainesville or stick around a little longer.

A little before 11:00 I decided to call it a night and started to head out of the theatre, leaving it empty. The theatre door has a clear glass panel so the store is visible.  As I approach the door, I see the couple coming back in and headed back to the theatre.  I quickly retreat back to my previous seat on the back row.  The couple enters and immediately goes back to their place on the couch in front of me.  As the reader can guess by now, (wouldn't be writing this much if nothing happened) things started heating up. 

Before he sat down, he undid his belt, jeans zipper and let his pants drop to the floor so he was only wearing a t-shirt and his boxer shorts.  She laughed at him and stood up and did the same thing, stepping out of her jeans and showing off a neon orange thong style of panties.  He turned around and said to me "I hope you aren't offended."  I told him that I had been watching them earlier and was disappointed when they left as I hadn't gotten to see much.  She said "Well, this is our first time and we quickly learned that wearing jeans was not a good idea." 

They sat down and started going to it.  He reached over and slipped her clingy top off and her bra.  She had a nice set of B/small C breasts that were quite perky and he immediately leaned over and started sucking them vigorously.  After a bit, he stands up and she slips down his boxers and starts sucking his good-sized cock.One thing led to another and within 10 minutes they were both completely nude.  He sat back and she bent over sucking him while he had his hands roaming all over her ass and back and then underneath on her tits and pussy.  Then she laid back and he started eating her pussy.  He clearly was hitting the right spots as she would moan and wiggle every now and then. 

The next thing she is laying across the couch and he has mounted her and fucking her like crazy.  This position lasts a couple of minutes and then he sits back and she mounts him facing towards him (and me).  All this time, I am standing behind trying to get as good a view as possible.  I have been stroking and am fully erect when she reaches out and begins to rub my cock. 


Hallelujah Chorus Short

I don't last more than a couple of minutes before I explode in her hand.  She continues to rub me while bucking up and down on her husband's cock.  I pull back, clean up and continue watching as they both have climaxes close to one another. 

They sit back, all spent and catch their breath.  I thanked them for the excitement.  They said it was the first time in an adult theatre.  They said they enjoy making love outside and by the lake or when they go camping, but doing it inside had a special allure.  They said it took them a bit to get up the courage even with it just being me there.  I told them I understood and thanked them for sharing that special experience.  At that, they dressed and left promising they would be back on a regular basis.

So, you just never know what will happen when you least expect it.

JBB

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Doc here again...  Now that my friends is a classic Flash Report of my favorite variety: A first time couple having a positive first experience.  This should be a template for any couple thinking about dipping their toes into this thing of ours:
  • Went on a week night
  • Took their time and exercised patience
  • Didn't engage the "gallery" until they were ready
  • Had fun in the theater, and left wanting to come back
Thanks again to JaxBchBum for another great effort, and thank you for taking a test drive with a few sound effects inside the report.  Feedback will dictate whether I will drop them in future reports...

Speaking of future reports... I am in DIRE NEED of reports.  Typically I have one or two in the que ready for publication.  For the past week, I have had none. Zero. Zilch. I am looking for Flash Reports, Field Reports, and Blasts From The Past.  Send your reports to Grantland Rice The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, polish, and make you look great.  You provide the report, and get the byline.

Seems fair, right?

Thanks,
Doc