Doc here with a recap of last weekend at The Paris Theatre, in The Rose City of Portland, OR by out good friend Brent. I heard a rumor that there was a motion before the city council to change the city's nickname to "The Bukkake City", and that it is under consideration. I guess the power of Kitty's Bukkake Blasts is causing quite the groundswell of support for this motion.
Here is Brent's eloquent review of last weekend...
Lately, I have had an urge to ask people if they ever had sex with a hand puppet! Ladies, how was it? Did your hand puppet use its tongue on you or did it just scrunch your pussy with its big puppet lips? Men, did your hand puppet swallow or did you blast a load on its furry little face? Do you and your hand puppet talk afterwards? Have you considered seeking Psychiatric help?
Another thing that makes me go "Hmmm..." How does a man fake an orgasm? How does that work? Does confetti shoot out of his dick when he comes, like The Harlem Globetrotters' fake bucket of water trick? It's been said that women fake orgasms and men fake relationships.
SW 3rd, Portland, OR
There weren't a lot of fake orgasms at The Paris in Portland, Orgyin, this past weekend, August 12, 13,and 14, 2011. I'm going on record here stating that all the orgasms were real and spectacular. There were so many couples and single ladies at The Paris Theater that sometimes couples left only because it was too crowded and the action and/or the theater was too hot for some of the new comers.
The Interior of The Paris has an interesting configuration. When a couple walks in the door, to their left is The Couples Oasis, a cozy enclosure for couples only; to their right is The Annex where the exam table and TV monitor are located . The camera looks out on the sidewalk in front of the theater so you can see who is coming in. Below The Annex is The Bedroom, a play pen for adults. At the front of the theater is the arena table, big enough for four and the new center for hard core action at The Paris. In the middle of all of this is the main section, where the single guys sit or stand. Off to the left is the little theater, The Bijou or BJ for short.
When the couples section is full, new couples are seated in the annex right in front of the crowd of guys but away from all the action in the couples section. It can be a bit disconcerting for couples who are visiting The Paris for the first time.
But even though a lot of couples that came to The Paris last weekend , did not stick around, the ones that did stay, played and had a wagon load of fun. There was everything from hard core bareback sex, regular condom friendly sex, spanking and whipping, sex, girl on girl couple swapping sex, dirty talking face blasting sex, spreading your legs and getting fingered while a dirty cartoon played sex, just two girls in the gay section checking out the scene and one girl giving a young guy a blow job sex. There was big black dick in the bedroom fucking two theater veterans and making them moan like virgins sex. There was passionate one on one boyfriend and girl friend sex, guys wanking it sex, man on man on man sex, glory hole and hallway sex, what sex are you? sex, my husband blowing a guy while i watch sex, and talking about it in the lobby with a beautiful, big titted , big dick loving, genteel southern belle sex.
A well timed visit on Friday, Saturday or Sunday could have gotten you laid all three nights at The Paris. I could write for hours about the theater sex action at The Paris Theater this past weekend, but it's almost Friday and it's almost time for Judy's Boo Cocky Party at The Oregon. That should be fun.
There was Plaid Shirt Lady who fucked and sucked early Saturday evening and shared a young stud with her bi husband. There were a couple of new ladies who fucked and sucked in the arena, one of them was a short honey blond with a red dress. She came in on Sunday , took cocks into her pussy, ass and mouth and begged them to shoot all over her face The other was a big but well proportioned woman who took on all comers, Saturday and drew quite a crowd, especially guys feeding their dicks to her while other guys ate her pussy or fucked her. There was the BBW who had fun getting fed cock and face decorated while the guys talked dirty to her. I think she had more fun Friday then she did on Saturday but I was happy to see her on both days. There were the two pretty young women who watched but did not participate. Well one gave this good looking guy a blow job but that was the exception.
There was a Carrie Underwood look alike who stood next to me and watched Beautiful Slut Wife and B from Eugene fucking and sucking all comers in the bedroom. She and her husband liked four way bi play. I think they did some three way bi play in the male (BJ) theater on Friday. I heard some lucky guy got to eat her pussy. There was a dark haired lady with a nice round ass who looked like an Hispanic Shirley Temple. After she and her husband put on a fuck show in the couples section, she fucked and sucked two or three guys in the bedroom. I'm not sure if they fucked her commando or used condoms.
There was an S and M , master and slave scene between a cute Wednesday Adams with smooth pale skin and perfect little tits. This happened on Sunday while "Anime played on the screen. He whipped her, spanked her , rubbed her like Alla din and fingered her. She begged him to let her have an orgasm over and over again and as soon as he gave permission she came like an electric wire touching water. She wore a belt around her thigh that dug into her flesh and her girlish yelps were a mixture of pain and pleasure. He looked like a mixture of Harry Potter and Warren Beatty
So far this week the theater action has continued. Timing is crucial if you want to be there for it. I haven't read any reports about the action on Monday and Tuesday, but a man or woman could have gotten laid last night (Wednesday) while an attractive, buxom and very willing lady was spread eagle on the arena table, her bare pussy swollen and wet. She only left because there was no body left to fuck her the way she needed to be fucked. She was there for at least 30 minutes. I wish she would have stayed longer. Maybe she went to The Oregon and continued her theater sex adventure there.
I'm looking forward to another good weekend for adult theater sex at the two great adult theaters here in beautiful and temperate Portland, Oregon In The Sun.
Thanks again to Brent, the poet laureate of this thing of ours for his usual 5-star work. There are a lot of reasons that The Paris Theatre is the #1 adult theater in the USA. One of the prime reasons would be the stellar reports from Brent and the pictures he can paint with his words. He is one hell of a marketing machine for The Paris.
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