Now was the weather on his side this past weekend? Was he wearing his new "Dora The Explorer" costume? Or did he pull out his Captain Ahab outfit (complete with wooden leg) for the sixth straight year?
All the questions will be answered in the following report... Here is The Captain, dropping anchor (and trou) at Adult World in Rensselaer, NY.
Halloween weekend, a swingers paradise, collided with mother nature dropping a snowstorm on the northeast this weekend. This disrupted many of the swingers parties planned throughout the area. How does this make a field report your might ask? Read on weary travelers!
The Halloween weekend swingers parties are often the most fun and well attended parties of the year, with possibly the exception of New Years Eve. Couples sign up months in advance and plan out there sexiest costumes and fantasies. Anonymous sex is even more anonymous with a mask on! What could be hotter?
So what happens when a sudden October snowstorm throws a wrench in the plans after a months long buildup? Couples have to let it out somewhere, and the theaters get a little bump in traffic, with this in mind the Captain took a long overdue shore leave and headed over to Adult World on Rt 9&20 in Rensselaer NY (right across from downtown Albany).
|Not the real woman, |
but a look-a-like
I made a hasty trip out the theater door and around the corner to booths area and was the only one besides the couple in the booth. They were in one of the buddy booths, where the glass can be fogged or cleared by each booth occupant's consent. I entered the adjoining booth and put a bill in the machine and clicked the button hoping they had done the same on the other side, I was initially disappointed when the glass remained fogged. The couple was undressing, kissing and flipping channels to make a selection of their liking. They continued to kiss and finish undressing each other. He was asking if she was getting turned and she said yes, how did you know about this place? She admitted to never having done this before and was getting very turned on. I could see their shadows through the Plexiglas as the groped each other and pressed her beautiful curves against it.
He then said watch this, and clicked the buddy booth button clearing the glass. The Captain was treated to a sight! A beautiful blonde, 40's, large C cup breasts, smooth skin, and a beautiful ass. Her head was in his chest and he smiled as my jaw dropped upon seeing her. (The pics are VERY representative of what my eyes beheld, but are not the actual couple). They continued kissing each other and he whispered to her that someone was watching them and she tensed up and started to turn around and stopped, not wanting to see if it was someone she knew. Thankfully we were strangers.
He then clicked the buddy booth and the show was over. Or so they thought. Being an experienced sea-goer this salty Captain knows a few tricks. There is a small crack where the framing for the buddy booths is and just so happens to line up with a crack on the other side. I could only see from the waist up through the crack but it was plenty to continue to build the excitement for me. She went down on him again and while I couldn't see anything but her head bobbing, I could hear the slurping noises and see his eyes rolling back in his head as she went to town. They abruptly stopped and he told her to get dressed and said I want to undress you and show you off in the theater. (yep, finally getting to the theater report!).
The went into the theater and went right to the front row where he unbuttoned her top, and the sweater puppies were on full display. Beautiful creamy skin, full roundness and pencil erasers for nipples. He played with her breasts for a bit as those of us in the theater repositioned ourselves for a better view and started yanking our cranks in appreciation.
They kissed and he played with her breasts for a while and treated us to a nice show, but sadly returned to the booth to finish their early afternoon escapade. At this point the Captain was spent and stayed in the theater listening to her muffled groans building up to the final intense grunts of a job well done.
The Captain has a feeling in his moustache about this lady, that she'll be back and continue her theater de-virginizing soon.
Doc here again... The old seadog we know as The Captain always finds trouble, no matter what port he slides the Wally Power Yacht into... Thank you sir for another great report!
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