Doc here with a fantastic Flash Report from adult theater veteran, Professor 7x6. The Prof has ventured down to the Sunshine State, and even had an opportunity to peek up Cinderella's dress before hitting Tampa.
This is his story. And it's all sorts of awesome. Enjoy Professor 7x6's report!
Sorry your gymnast career didn't work out. This is kind of long-ish for a single vagina sighting...
The Professor was traveling to Orlando with co-workers and managed to get off the clock for a day of R&R. First thing on the agenda is to leave the pretend Disneyland and head to the real Happiest Place on Earth, the porn theaters of Tampa. I only had Thursday evening and Good Friday (April 5-6) before my flight.
The first couple of passes through Fantasyland I were vagina free. I explored other venues, like Thee Love Shack and Adult World with the expected non-results. The professor could never be a nature photographer because I don't have the superpower to stand around for eternity like the species "homo trollus", frequently seen at all arcades and theaters.
I had not even checked the last of the small rooms when a couple came in and plopped on the couch, with the lady leaning against hubby. It was so sudden there were only three members of the penis brigade following her in. They must have just walked straight into the theater from the parking lot.
She was wearing a low cut red mini-dress and heels, kind of had brunette poodle hair, and appeared to be mid-50's and in denial. She was well sculpted, but not petite. If it's possible to say this in a good way, she looked like Nancy Pelosi, without the helmet hair. A classy woman out indulging her dirty secret life.
She was masturbating herself before she hit the couch, and began a show. After a minute when it became evident that this was spontaneous, and that pussy wasn't going to fuck itself, I asked hubby if I could help. He said it's up to her and I looked for consent and started touching and soon eating her pussy. She was wet, which belies her age as a post-menopausal slut, so she was really into it. She limited touching of her boobs, which were perfect, plastic C-cups.
Going first isn't my thing, but nobody else was measuring up, so I gloved up and started toward the entrance. Hubby hit us with a spotlight, which is great for me. I always make sure to lean back and make sure everybody can see the action. My shirt is off and shorts out of the way for maximum vision and I hold her leg out of the way. I had a nice solid stiff one and I held her legs and fucked missionary for about 5 minutes.
She fucked and moaned good, but it was actually a better show than a fuck. Some of her bucking and heaving made it harder to stay on target, but she had a nice body and it felt nice to have balls against buns. One problem was her thong which stayed on and was in the way often.
I started to sag a little and also didn't want to cock block, so I dismounted and asked to tap out. A young black guy stepped up and fucked about 5 minutes. He barely unzipped his pants and his shirttail covered everything, so we don't even know if he was in her. It was like the old softcore porn flicks we used to have to watch before the internet.
A tall guy came up and groped on her and talked dirty about her bending over. She played with his cock some, but it never rose and he walked away. She was drunk or something because she kept yelling at him to come fuck her from behind. Since he couldn't, I rubbered back up and I did. We fucked standing up for a few minutes with her bucking and making it really hard to stay inside.
After losing connection and realizing she wasn't going to bend over soon, I stepped back and she started working on a young guy with a covered BJ. She kept on that poor bastard ten minutes and he couldn't get wood in the condom and she didn't seem to realize you can't fuck with a softie. I felt I had done my time and left for a few minutes to get food.
When I came back about 20 minutes later, she was riding some guy from ZZ Top in the theater seats. A guy leaving had seen me fuck her and said he gave up on her. She wouldn't let you nut on her and she wouldn't remove the thong. Still, she was pretty hot and obviously worked at remaining sexy.
I only managed a drive by on Friday and was told I just missed a couple at 2 PM. No actual confirmation they played, and the couple I saw leave wasn't dressed to play.
The Professor's next road trip will likely be in Phoenix. Hoping to see some advance scouting reports from the Doctor's field reporters!
Doc here again... Tampa, once the home of the top-rated adult theaters in the country, is now a one or two note song in this thing of ours. Play there has to be calculated, and discreet. But if exercised properly, can be an awful lot of fun.
A huge thank you to the Good Professor for his report, and we look forward to his next report from Phoenix.
The Good Doctor still needs adult theater reports...In a bad way. Just e-mail me what you have to firstname.lastname@example.org. I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all you get the byline.
Let's see what you got!