Does Bruce Springsteen know TBH has stolen his tour name? Is TBH on tour with a sax player and a tiny guitar player? I better get the Lizardo legal team on this issue... In the meantime, enjoy The Black Hat's latest report from NJ and CT.
The Black Hat reporting in from the "Porn in the USA Tour"
Dear Dr. and friends,
Been a while since I checked in but recent travels have provided me opportunity and new content to share. Last Friday, June 1, I was traveling North in the I-95 corridor and made a few stops. Quickly, here's what happened.
Berlin News Agency, Berlin NJ 7PM. Paid the fee and entered the theater to find the usual wolf pack lurking about. BNA can be aggressive and intimidating but there are usually cool heads that keep everyone in line. After about 45 mins I was getting ready to leave (as I still had a good drive ahead of me) and exited the theater only to see a couple entering the store. He was a stocky white guy in his early 40's and she was a tall ebony wonder mid 20's, slender with legs that went on forever. She ducked into the bathroom to change and emerged wearing nothing but FMP's and a see through lace bodice. Things were about to get interesting so I paid a new fee and went back in to the theater.
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This girl was a work of art and while her tits were on the smaller side she was gorgeous and those legs! I stepped back and readied my soldier for action as young cock came and backed out, our girl rolled to her back as I stepped in and entered her pussy. I began slowly as she began sucking her fourth new cock and then........she balked, didn't like the look of the cock she started sucking so asked her man to wave him off, the cock in question protested to which her man responded with stern words, at this point our girl told me I was not fucking her hard enough so I went in to overdrive and began pounding that sweet meet, I am man enough to admit I did not last too long after that. I withdrew my soldier and waited to see what happened next. Well...nothing, no one else seemed interested in pussy, perhaps they were there for other reasons like the high cinema! The couple, a bit disappointed, dressed and exited the theater. Note: Gents, when a lady calls for cock in her pussy you must oblige, otherwise, what are we doing here?
Red Barn Books, Berlin, NJ 8PM. As Red Barn is located close to BNA, decided to check it out just to see what might be developing. Not much, a bit of a manfest. So I moved on. Note to couples in South New Jersey, Red Barn has a great set up and if you are new to this, you might find its environment less intimidating then BNA.
Moviethon, Union, NJ 9:45PM. Located off the Garden State Parkway on Rt. 22 West. Always wanted to check this place out. A bit on the sketchy side. Two rooms, one is $5 and is monitored by CCTV, the other is $20 and is private. I paid the $20 and made my way through a corridor to the room where I found 3 TV's playing assorted porn and a few couches and deck chairs. Place was empty. I retreated and paid$5 to check out the other room. Not much there either, two younger dudes stroking and alternately sucking each other while watching the one TV. As it has been a while since I have been out and about I was still horned up despite my good fortune at BNA, I pulled my cock out and jacked it while the dudes took it in (hey, I like being watched, what can I say?) I exited and continued North.
I moved down toward the main screen to try to get a view of any balcony action and noticed one couple was getting it on closer to the balcony railing and I could distinctly make out the gal moaning and giving her guy a little direction. It sounded hot so I started rubbing my cock through my pants hoping for a lat minute Hail Mary and a visit from upstairs. No such luck, 10:35 came and the lights came up signaling an end to their broadcast day. I do want to thank that fine lady for being vocal, it was hot and i appreciated it.I love The Art and highly recommend it to couples, but for us single guys, it is no sure thing, keep that in mind on your next visit and always be respectful. There were a few guys being total dick heads here that night hovering by the stairs and in the lobby and leering at these fine ladies as they came and went up and down the stairs.
Upon exiting The Art I came upon a mid 40's couple who showed up just a bit late. He was dressed smartly in dress pants and a button down shirt, she was in tight black slacks that stopped just below the calf and had on a leopard print top with a white cardigan open. A lovely brunette, she was hot. Hoping for some interaction and maybe a minor miracle, I tried to chat them up, but his Spidey senses were up, he had no interest. She asked if I had a light, which I did, and then I asked her if she knew where I could find trouble. She gave me a street to check out but not what I really had in mind. I told her she looked fabulous which she loved hearing and said, "not bad for 47." No, not bad at all. I retreated to the hotel bar where I met a lovely blonde woman with fabulous tits, but that's another story.
Till next time, I remain, The Black Hat.
Doc here again... It's good to have The Black Hat back in the fold, and this report shows why is one of my favorites here @ The Journal. Thank you sir!
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