Unfortunately, his tale is one of woe and confusion. Of dual personalities, And of denial.
My name is Lizardo, and I carry a badge. I was working bunko late on a Sunday evening, when this report hit my desk from Bob. This is his story...
I know it’s been forever since I filed a report, but that may be about to change. We’ll see.
Last night’s trip to the beautiful Gulf Coast was a total waste of carbon based fuel. There were three couples in attendance at the Gulf Coast Theater and none at the ABS down the street.
|Bob in Biloxi|
After they left with one hapless fool, it was an all sausage fest with the majority of the confused folks and happy fellows either on their knees or bent over.
That is until the 2nd couple showed up. Both were very young (20’s?), she was a dark haired lady wearing a pullover blouse and daisy dukes. They sat on one of the front couches by themselves, trying to relax and enjoy the movie. He would hold her hand as she leaned against him, gently stroking her arm. Just as it seemed they were relaxing, one of the confused fellows (that had been on his knees at the very back couch), decided he would flop down on the couch next to her. That may have been OK with them until he placed his hand on her leg, after that they were out of there. Smooth move Ex-Lax!!
|Gulf Coast Adult Theater|
I could tell this was going nowhere fast so I began to walk up the aisle and out the door. As I was leaving one of the happy fellows tried to grab my cock, big mistake, I wheeled around and contemplated for a second on sending him the local emergency room, but instead simply pointed my finger in his face. I didn’t have bail money on me.
I don’t know where all the aggressive behavior came from last night, and frankly I’d rather not dwell on it long, but if it’s not reined in and kept in check it could mean the demise of our quaint little theater on the Beautiful Gulf Coast. I don’t know how long it’s been going on, and it was a slow night by comparison to other Saturday nights I remember. I now wonder if this isn’t the reason?
Let’s hope it changes and these people buy, find, or somehow inherit some courtesy, common sense and tact.
Doc here again... It's good to have you back, Bob, but sorry to hear the scene at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater was that bad/lame. Let's just hope it was an off night...
Chin up, sir.