The wife and I had an interesting Sunday. After a day full of bar hopping and getting the wife a tattoo on the neck, we were just buzzed enough to venture to The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas. I have read reports on your blog, and even got the grand tour because someone thought I was one of your secret agents. Turns out they were right!
I knew it was not a couples night (not even close), but we went in anyway. We paid the admission and bought fire and ice condoms and ventured upstairs. Walking through the door, we were met right away by several men standing in the lounge area (one of two such areas). At first all the guys were friendly giving my wife the ( i wanna fuck you look) and me the stink eye (lol). The thought that everyone there wanted to fuck my wife gave me great satisfaction.
Venturing down the long hall towards the theater, flanked by very large private rooms with not just a couch, but a couch and leather type futons laid out flat (you know like how you lay out a futon like your going to fuck or sleep on it). The rooms were so big the furniture didn't seem to fill the space hardly at all. Must be almost 20 rooms in all and all of them are just as big. Very roomy for a dozen people in each room, and all with locking doors and big arcade style set up for movies that you just feed your bills into. You can turn the light in the ceiling off or on ( I like it dark, wife does not lol).
|The Real "J"|
So, moving on down the hall we got to the second lounge area full of guys watching family guy on the flat screen TV they had in there. One lone woman in the place who was rushing into the theater like she was trying to hide from us. We went into the theater and were immediately surrounded and not a good feeling. The movie was so so and nobody gave us a chance to get comfy.
We then left the theater and got one of the rooms. Fed our money into the machine as I locked the door. I started molesting my wife and got her on the couch while standing in front of her and received the most amazing blow job I have had in a while. You know one of those loud slurping bj's just minus the eye contact. After a little of that, I put her on her back and fucked her hard for a good while. Icould hear guys outside the door messing with the doorknob and wanting in (my wife is loud when you fuck her hard lol. I'm a lucky guy!)
Its just too bad that nobody would let us get comfortable in the theater or we would have put on a hell of a show for them. That's something we really like to do other than watching her with another woman. She said maybe we just need to go on a couples night so we can be around other couples and not so many horny single guys that didn't have any patience (Ed note: I agree 100%. Go on a couple's night).
We never saw where the other girl went. She went in the theater and darted around the corner never to be seen or heard from again. We even went downstairs and were going to fool around in the gay theater to throw the wolves off the scent, but it was closed for cleaning.
All in all, it's a nice set up perfect for couples in every way. I'm sure they don't mind if you bring your own beverages. A piece of advice to all you fellas out there that really don't know any better: If you see a couple walk in, be polite, friendly, TAKE A BATH, and don't be pushy or surround your object of desire like a pack of wolves. Whether you get the fuck of your life, or one hell of a show, let a couple get comfortable. Just sit down, take a drink of whatever they brought, and watch what happens. Either way good things will happen. A couple like us wants you to watch us and gets turned on by that as well as watching other couples. I promise you the show will be hotter than the movie they are playing as long as you give a little courtesy as my wife likes to dress the part. ....please, give us some space and time to adjust and let what's going to happen, happen
We will be going on a couples night real soon. I am excited to see how it goes and will report our experience.
Doc here again... A big thank you to S&J on their report from the Lido Adult Theater in Dallas (address info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). S&J make good points here guys...
- Be clean
- Be presentable
- Don't be pushy
- Be patient (The Good Doctor's Golden Rule of Adult Theaters)
And for S&J, we look forward to your next report, and hopefully more pics of the lovely J. The first one was all sorts of awesome.