Sunday, June 30, 2013

Flash Report! Day 2 - 6/28/13 @ The Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi by G.K. Arbee

Doc here with Day 2 of G.K. Arbee @ Biloxi's Gulf Coast Adult Theater.  This is a page turner folks, and G.K. is just getting warmed up.

By the way, look for how being a reporter at The Journal gets you noticed and noteworthy...

Take it away, G.K.!

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Friday, June 28th, 2013

Day 2 Biloxi, MS
Gulf Coast Adult Theater

G.K. Arbee reporting.

It’s Friday, and they say that the best days for playing at Adult bookstores and theaters are on Friday (and or the weekend). Guess what? THEY ARE CORRECT!

I did not get to spend the entire day at the theater as I had planned because I had some work stuff to take care of, phone calls to return, and work on the laptop stuff… however, I did get to spend a good portion of the day at the Adult Theater again and I really had no intention of going over to the bookstore up the street, as I’ve had horrible times there.

So I arrive at the Theater about 4:30pm. Come in, talk to the dude behind the counter to see if anything is going on, buy a water and pay my $10.00 again for the theater. The guy said that “it should be a good night for me as he had taken calls from several couples”. I enter the theater at 4:30 and it’s pretty dead. Just a few confused in the very back row (right by where you walk in the door). I sat for about 30 minutes, watched the movie, tick tock.. nothing going on, the confused were getting noisy and aggressive. I was out for a while, time for some dinner. I left for nearly 2 hours and came back to the theater just about 7pm.
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

The man at the counter said “no couples right now”, I went back in and picked a good seat and did what all good adult theater goers do, wait, wait, and wait for the couples to arrive.. The theater was pretty full at this point with all types of guys. The confused were still “confused” and doing their thing in the back row, ((Just stay away from that back row, right by the door, It’s nasty, sticky, and full of confusion juice-YUCK)).….

At 8:30 the theater door curtain opens, in walks a couple. The sit on the middle couch, just across from me. They do NOTHING, they just watch the movie nervously. Here is the part of the night that really pisses me off. Almost every dude in there goes over and surrounds this poor couple who obviously did not want to play like that and basically scares them away. The guy stands up and tells all the guys ((“or as I call them, the “Whack patrol”))to “get the fuck out of the way, if we had wanted you guys, we would have asked you to come over”. They got pissed off and left. ((They never learn))..

At this point, I was thinking, “I’m sure glad I had good luck here on Thursday” as it’s looking like tonight is gonna be another bad night at the theater. I couldn’t have been more wrong!!!


I look at my watch, 9:00 pm. I don’t know what it is about that hour but the theater comes to life. In walks a sexy older lady with her guy. She was blonde, dressed in a gold dress, ready to play. They took the very front couch by the screen, and within 2 minutes, he was eating her pussy. She was Very Vocal!! Of course, all the guys in the theater were doing the “whack patrol” and didn’t give them any space (will they ever learn?). I hung back, just watching and waiting. I tried to tell a few of the guys to hang back and “let it happen”.
 
He continued to eat her pussy, and as soon as she had an orgasm, she stood up, pulled her dress up and went out of the theater to the video store up front. Then almost ALL of the “whack patrol” followed her there. (now here is my favorite part of the night - She told the guy behind the counter that “all these guys were harassing her and they did not give her and her man any space, could you please tell them to leave me alone”)). I think that pissed off most of the guys, as you heard the front door chime go off over and over as most of the “whack patrol” left or were asked to leave.

So, about 15 minutes pass, about 9:30 now, and Ms. Gold Dress comes back into her guy who is still in the theater, and she brings in another couple. They all take up residence on the couches on the side wall. The other lady was a little larger than MGD, wearing a denim skirt and top, not dressed for play like MGD, she was accompanied by a big black man. At this point, I hear MGD say to the other lady “Hi Terri”, and the larger lady say “Hi Lisa”. So- Ms. Gold Dress is Lisa, large lady with large black guy is Terri.

Lisa leaves her guy and goes it alone on the front couch by the screen and starts masturbating with a vibrator. The “whack patrol” is pretty much gone now, and you can tell she is comfortable now at the theater. She really gets loud and vocal with that vibrator. The guys that were left, cautiously move closer, without crowding, to get a good view. She is very comfortable with this. Guys are behaving themselves.

Lisa finishes masturbating on the front couch and goes back with her man (older guy). The large black dude with Terri starts flirting with Lisa, but she needs a few minutes to “cool off”. About 10pm now, the black man with Terri stands up and Lisa starts giving him a fantastic blowjob. Lots of gagging, slurping noises. Terri pulls her tits out, but has made it clear, she does not want to be touched at this point. Lisa sucked the big black dude for about 15 minutes, she then begged him to fuck her. Instead, the man with Lisa dropped his shorts and fucked her hard. The black man with Terri, then went over to Terri and the blowjob continued, but she made it clear to the guys around her “no touching now”.

 
 After the man with Lisa came inside his condom after fucking her, she was tired and needed a rest. She put her head on her man’s shoulder for about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, I was watching Terri suck a gigantic black cock until he exploded (also very vocal), in her mouth.

So… at this point, I’m thinking, what a great show I got to see tonight, I’ll be happy just to report this and go back to the hotel….

The night was not over yet. 

I decided to run out to the guy behind the counter and get Lisa a cold bottle of water to drink. Lisa was sitting on the couch and I could see that she was getting horny again. I gave her the bottle of water which she was very grateful for. She rubbed the cold plastic bottle on her pussy, she said it was on fire tonight. She said “thanks” and gave me a wink! The guy I was sitting next to on the couch watching all this, had started stroking his cock. She stood up and said to him “If you got a condom, you can fuck me with that cock”. He didn’t, but I had an extra in my pocket. He suited up, fucked for about 4 minutes and was done. He stood up, we exchanged a “high five” and he said, “You’re turn bro”.


I made sure it was ok with her man, he said “Go ahead”. Lisa looked at me, and said, “thanks for the water”. I told her I love to eat pussy. She said “by all means”. I licked and sucked her pussy for about 10 minutes she was totally wet, vocal and was really digging it, then I told her I wanted to fuck her. I suited up, then she said, “I want you to come on my face instead.” She started stroking me, licking, sucking… talking dirty. Well, in just a few minutes, I shot a load all over her face and tits. I am glad she had a towel for “cleanup”. She wiped me off, then wiped my jizz off her face and chest. I leaned down and gave her a small kiss, thanked her for the fun time and said that it was time for me to go...

Meanwhile..., another black couple came in, “while all this was going on”. And they started to get it on with Terri. I have no idea what they were doing as I had my face in “other business”.

Oh, and I guess I’m famous now. I have some guy in the parking lot chase me down and ask me if “I was the guy that was here last night from the Emilio Lizardo Adult Theater Blog”>>> I told him, yep that was me. We chatted for a while, I told him everything that happened in there tonight. He was one of the guys that got “kicked out” for crowding Lisa. I told him to “STOP DOING THAT”, and to try to tell the other guys to “Wait for the signal or word from the couples and you’ll have a lot more fun in theaters”!! I’m trying to spread the word!!!

OK, so, I’m spent now. It’s about 11pm, and I’m exhausted. The theater is still open another hour or so.. Well, at 50+, a bit overweight, and type 1 diabetic, the “recovery time” just isn’t what it used to be. I decide to drive up 1 block to the bookstore for the hell of it. I sit in the parking lot for a few minutes, contemplating on going in. I put the windows down and I listened to a couple who were leaving. They were complaining about how awful it was in there, about the place stinking and being bothered by the “confused” ((They didn’t say confused))….

Oh, and something that might help you in your future visits. Always carry a condom or two, and always bring the lady who is working the hardest a cold bottle of water!! It has worked for me!

Anyway, I decide to call it a night and head back to my hotel in Ocean Springs. That was enough for tonight.. besides… I have to have enough strength to hold up for SATURDAY NIGHT and SUNDAY at the BILOXI ADULT THEATER!!!


More to follow!!!!!!

 GK Arbee

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Doc here again... A great job once again, sir.  G.K., at this rate you will make senior reporter by Monday.  Outstanding stuff.

And guys, I hope you noted G.K.'s advice, and something I have been preaching for years... Be patient in an adult theater. Take G.K.'s actions as solid advice. Guys that rush couples SHOULD be thrown out of a theater.  Kudos to the couple who complained and the Gulf Coast Theater's staff for tossing the offenders!

I cannot wait for Saturday night's report...

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Flash Report! Gusher Hits Excitement Video in Wichita, Kansas

Doc here with a quick Flash Report from regular contributor Gusher. His location is Wichita, and this is where we pick up our report.

Take it away, sir.

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Hello Doc...Gusher here.

I went on June 14,2013, to Excitement Video, Wichita, Kansas. There was a couple inside the store so I went into the theater. They were in their late thirties or early forties. She had a sun dress on and was very good looking. They sat down in the third row and she got up and went back into the store. When she returned they started to play.

I asked if I could move and it was ok. They played then moved to the back row and continued to play. She used the clit stimulater to get off. Another regular came in and he continued to play. He exposed her lovely breasts . Then he had her show off her tight ass. I thought we were going to get some action when another couple came in and sat on the other side of the theater.

He continued to show off the lovely lady. Then when a single male came in and got too close they left. That was it for the rest of the night.
 
Gusher
 
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Thanks to Gusher for his report.  Keep them coming, sir.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction! Owlshley at the Adult World in Pioneer, TN TONIGHT!

Doc here with another couple's Coming Attraction!

Tonight between 9 and 10pm, the very lovely Owlshley and her guy will be at the Adult World, 383 Luther Seibers Lane in Pioneer TN.

They are looking for couples primarily. If you are a couple, and want to join them tonight, e-mail me HERE. Please note: Single guys, do not e-mail me asking for their contact info. Just don't.

Long time readers know how hot she is, and are in for a treat if you can get there. Tell them Doc sent you!

Here are a few pics for you...


Owlshly's Gallery


Friday, June 28, 2013

Coming Attraction! Sexy Slut @ Video Liquidators in Buffalo Saturday 6/29 @ 9:30PM (w/8 PICS!)

Doc here with a Coming Attraction announcement... Tomorrow, Saturday 6/29 @ Video Liquidators, 1770 Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo, NY, a good friend of mine will be taking his sexy slut friend for a night at the adult theater.

Here are the details, plus HOT pics of his slutty friend. 

Enjoy!

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Hot sexy slut from Toronto going to Video Liquidators in Buffalo with her
straight lover this Saturday June 29th. We should be there after 9 30pm. She has
long brunette hair w/beautiful brown eyes. tall girl -  5ft 8inches, small tities but
a killer ass! She will be dressed for the part as my white slut trolling for BBC
.....we were there a few weeks ago and she loved it!

Also might head to TOTT afterwards...again...she perfers BBC. Loves to see guys jurk off and cum on her tits etc.. We look forward to seeing you!

Here are a few pics of this sexy slut!:










Flash Report! Last Night at The Gulf Coast Adult Theater by G.K. Arbee

Doc here with a great first time report from our newest contributor, G.K. Arbee. He will be covering the Gulf Coast Adult Theater over the next few days, and this is report #1 from just last night.
Take it away, sir!
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Good Dr,
Thursday, June 27, 2013.
Report from G.K. Arbee from the Biloxi Adult Theater.
 
I live in North Ft. Worth Texas, and I knew I had an upcoming business trip to the Gulf Coast coming near. So, I decided to ask for a couple extra days off from work and the wifey, to “vacation” down in Biloxi. I didn’t have to tell them it would be at the Adult Theater and or Bookstore. My business here wouldn’t be until first week in July, so that would give me all day Fri, Sat, and Sunday to have fun.  Now, I’ve been reading the fine blog of the Great Dr. Lizardo, and some of the great contributors from the Biloxi area, but haven’t read anything too current. 
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS
My last visit in Feb 2013 were  to the theater and bookstore here were awful. I spent 8 house in the Theater and 2 more in the bookstore, NOTHING. The theater had mostly the confused, and those couples that did venture in were so harassed, they quickly left. I did see a few couples in the theater, but had no interest of doing anything. The bookstore was way worse. The dude behind the counter was a total asshole, like to smoke pot in the store, place stunk and the confused were all I saw there. The ONLY GOOD THING to come from the visit in February, a non-confused guy in the parking lot told me about your Adult Theater Blog!! I’ve been addicted ever since!
OK, so I pack up the car and head for Biloxi Thursday around noon and really just plan on going to my hotel and go to the theater on Fri-Sun. I get held up in traffic, road construction, my Cell phone totally crapped out on me, and I figure, ah, what the fuck. I decide to detour down to the Theater, even though I have to pay my 10 bucks and they will close in 90 minutes.
 
I enter the theater, take a piss, pay for a theater ticket and a condom, and figure, what the hell, this will be an hour wasted.
 
MAN WAS I SURPRISED!! I walk in and there’s a huge crowd around the middle couch. As soon as I go through the door I hear a woman Moaning in passion. I did not recognize her from any of the old postings on the blog. She was late 40’s, chunky, but NOT a BBW.  I’ll call her Thursday Night Surprise—TNS.
 
Gulf Coast Theater
Interior #1
TNS is very attractive, nice natural 36 tits. When I walk in, she’s got a BBC in her pussy and she’s sucking off another dude. There is a guy in his late 50’s that is with her, holding up her legs. All the action with her was covered, (glad to see!!). After the monster BBC cums inside his condom, she wipes herself down with a towel, and, like the greedy bastard that I am, jump in and give her beautiful lightly hairy pussy a nice licking. Shit, I’d just finished a 11 hour car ride, was dead dog tired, and just fried an expensive cell phone.., but, just wasn’t into suiting up and performing in front of the crowd.
After I ate her pussy, a King Kong sized BBC gave her the thrill she was looking for, she was moaning loudly with pleasure and did have an orgasm. She then said she was getting sore and needed to sit up for a minute and she wanted some water. Well, I went and got her some water, came back and she said “thank you”.  Then another guy started fucking TNS again and I stood up, asked her guy if she would suck me. He said that she was to reward me for getting her water and to go ahead and let her suck and or jerk me, but she does not like to swallow, but by all means you can cum all over her, just watch the eyes. I stood up, took of my pants, was already hard and TNS sucked me bare for less than a minute, then gave me a hand job until I unloaded a massive load on her tits and cheek. I did get a small applause from the guys for being the first one to cum on her. It was a big load.
After I shot my wad, I put my pants back on, thanked the man for sharing his wonderful cumslut and staggered out the door in total shock.  I’ve been visiting the theaters in Dallas/Ft. Worth, Houston, and all along the Gulf Coast for 25 years and know that the odds of that happening are so slim.
 
There seems to be no substitute for spending hour after hour at the theater just hoping to get lucky. Tonight proved to me that sometimes, it’s just all a matter of luck.
I’ve spent days and days with my ass in an uncomfortable seats all over the southern US, only to be surrounded by the confused or the TS/CD or nervous couples.  I gave myself 3 days to just hope against hope that I would see some action, and perhaps get a little lucky…. On a fluke, I say “What the Fuck” and go to the theater for just 90minutes and have my best experience ever in an adult theater. 
Ok, so I’m back at my hotel, wondering how in the hell I will ever top this. I’ll be at the Theater from open to close on Friday through Sunday!! I hope more reports will follow!!!

G.K. Arbee
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks not only for today's report, but in advance of the reports soon to come from Biloxi's Gulf Coast Adult Theater.  You are off to a great start, sir.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Flash Report! The Loaded Gun @ Secrets in Oakland, CA

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor, The Loaded Gun.   TLG hit Secrets in Oakland, and here is his report.

Take it away, sir.

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Hi Doc,

This past week provided me with a rare opportunity to visit a theater on a Saturday night. I was in Oakland, CA killing time for a meeting Monday morning. With nothing going on I went to Secrets Adult Bookstore and Theater, as this was my first trip there I was not sure what to expect. Along with the general fair most adult store have, this has a good size theater and video arcade. The video arcade has gloryholes and several large booths, this area was a little on the dirty side and could use a good cleaning. The theater on the other hand was very clean and well maintained, no broken chairs, some were missing but that wasn't a bad thing. Good quality porn was projected onto a large screen and the sound was fine. Cost to get into both the arcade and theater was $15, and I was given coupons to use in the arcade and was good till closing.

With nothing going on I arrived around 7:30 pm and settled in for the wait. I staked out a seat that allowed me to see the door, but would occasionally walk through the arcade to check for action. My wait was rewarded about 11pm when a couple walked in. He appeared to be older than her by quit a few years, and she was a Smoking Hot Babe. She had long dark hair, very narrow hips, and a great little ass; but I never saw her face.

Secrets
Oakland, CA

They settled in to their seats in the middle of the row and snuggled for a while. When it was play time, she started to blow her man. That signaled the crowd of guys and they were soon surrounded. No rules were announced and when hands started to touch her there was no complaints from her or him. Shortly after the guys started touching one guy was using two hands to try to spread her legs. I was happy to see the other guys next to him tell him to back off, and he did. Her man was comfortable with what was going on but it took her a while to get into it. At first I thought she was going to get pissed and want to leave.

SHB sat up and started stroking the BBC that was next to her, then she went back to blowing her man. Several hands were groping her, but her body language said she was enjoying it. After a few minutes of hand play she pointed her naked ass in the air for the BBC to have his way with her. He suited up but seamed to have an equipment malfunction at the worst possible time. Being at the right place at the right time when he tapped out I stepped up, gloved up and had the extreme pleasure of sliding inside this beautiful woman. To say she was tight is an understatement, her small hips were perfect to hang onto and the memory of the ride will last forever. after a several minutes I was spent and stepped away to allow the next lucky fellow a chance. The next man lasted 30 seconds and was done.

Her man was in need of attention and SHB jumped in his lap a rode him long and hard, and she finished him off with her mouth. Then it was over, they quickly dressed and headed for the door. Total time in the theater was less than a half hour. It not quantity but quality I always say and this episode of This Thing of Ours, was short and Hot. 

So I give Secrets a thumbs up, not a lot of couples traffic for a Saturday night, but enough to make my night. 

As always Doc, thanks for all your hard work

Loaded Gun


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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Loaded Gun on his detail-rich report from Secrets in Oakland.  I'm glad to see more reports from Secrets... Keep them coming!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Flash Report! Phantasyman @ Xposed Adult Theater in Dallas

Doc here with a quick Flash Report from new reporter Phantasyman. He visited Dallas, and has filed this report.
 
Enjoy!
 
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Had the opportunity to visit Big D last week and stopped into several of the local theaters. By far, the best, cleanest theater in town is Xposed
 
The cost of admission into the theater is $12.00 and for this fee you can visit either the bigger theater or the smaller one on the other side of the building. The larger on features a big screen and an array of leather couches. When I visited on Monday night the place was dead but the movie was interesting enough to catch my attention. After about 30 minutes, a couple came in and sat across the room from me, and I figured, what the heck, lets see what's going to happen now.
 
They messed around a while and pretty soon, she had her face in his crotch. Hmmm maybe this was worth the trip and my 30 minutes. I walked over to get a better view and asked if it was ok for me to watch and he said Sure. But, that was the end of it, she was only into taking care of him.
 
The big room is undergoing a remodel and it looks as though its being divided into two smaller rooms.  This place has potential and I will visit again on my next trip to Dallas.
 
Phantasyman
 
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Doc here again... Kudos to Phantasyman for the report and overview on Xposed in Dallas.  Keep up the solid work, sir.
 
Thanks
Doc

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Flash Report! The Green Door & Cupids in PA by Nakedwatchmaker

Doc here with a report from two PA adult theaters: The Green Door and Cupids in Pennsylvania.

New reporter The Nakedwatchmakwer checks in with his report on both.

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Hello Doc,

I have been a long time lurker and have viewed your blog with some skepticisim. However I have learned something on a recent trip to Pennsylvania.

Traveling south on June 16th I figured I would stop at the Green Door in Bethlehem PA and check out the action there. Sunday afternoon around three, what else would a horny couple be doing but lo and behold only guys from the other side of the isle doing their thing. So I decided to continue south and stop at Cupids in Kutztown PA.

I entered and was informed that it is twelve dollars to get in, so paid my fare and entered. Inside for the entry fee you have access to both gay and straight theaters, plus booths with gloryholes but the movies do not work and the doors are fixed partially open. Stayed about an hour and only guys from the other side lol. Onto my destination to take care of business and headed north.

Cupids
Kutztown, PA
On Wednesday the 19th, I figured on stopping at Cupids and give it another shot. It was late afternoon paid my entry fee went in and waited for my eyes to adjust to the darkness when all of a sudden this stunning figure went past me and sat down between two men. I assumed it was just a rather attractive CD in the dark, but as time passed and clothes came off, it turned out to be a beautiful twenty something girl with her significant other. This girl was beautiful and smoking hot she was giving both men hand jobs and then stood for her man to enter her from behind.

Other onlookers stood around and I was lucky enough to get to feel her nice firm ass along with some firm and smooth tits. What an honor that I was allowed to touch. One of the men she was stroking started to finger her and brought her to orgasm as she moaned with pleasure. Then her mate came up behind her and shot his load on her back. As quick as that they cleaned up and left, but before they did I thanked them for allowing me to watch and commented on how hot she was and that the show was hot as well .

To say the least, my skepticism is no more and now I believe what I am reading. Hope to get back there and maybe be one of the lucky men to receive more attention from her.
  
Well that's all I have, so keep doing what you do in this thing of ours.

Thanks.    
Nakedwatchmaker

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Doc hyere again... I am glad we have made a believer out of The Naked Watchmaker, and that what you read here is fact, not fiction.  Keep up the good work NW, and we look forward to your next reports.

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, June 24, 2013

Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper at Airport Video in Everett, WA (w/2 NEW PICS!)

Doc here with a very interesting Couple's Flash Report from senior reporters Bambi & Thumper.  In this report, they once again hit Airport Video in Everett, WA, and they have quite the tale to tell.
 
Here we go!
 
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Hey Doc,
 
You called for reports, and we are happy to help. Now that the bridge on Hwy 5 has been temporarily repaired we made our way down to Everett this past Saturday night. Bambi was wearing (two pics attached) her black mules, dark brown stockings, jean skirt, and see through hoodie, not to mention the ever present anklet.
 
We made it into the theater around 9, noticing that the parking lot was only half full and we could get a spot close to the door. After Bambi stopped to use the locked ladies room, we paid our $10 and made it into the main theater. I noticed that they have either removed or failed to fix the door buzzer that sounds when some one enters the theater
 

The Real Bambi #1
We had to sit near the front as the back half was full with confused folks. Sitting on the hard green plastic seats, we waited for our eyes to adjust. One male asked if he could sit next to Bambi.  We started to kiss, at which point we heard a lot of movement. Chairs behind us and in front filled up fast. One guy asked if he could go down on Bambi. Politely declined he moved around to the front of us. After a while he then pulled out a pink vibrator from his pocket and offered it to Bambi. Another theater first for us. Again declined, he started feeling her up.
 
At one point she had her tits out of her bra, with one guy behind fondling both. Two guys kneeling in front (some one actually told these guys to stop blocking the movie and sit down!!) and then one guy beside me reaching across to grab a feel. Lots of hands but no action, it was like one big group massage. It started to irritate Bambi since no one was doing anything else but grabbing her, and they were all still fully dressed except her. So we decided to move to the booths. Just before she dressed to leave a guy and two girls walked in. One of them almost jumped when she saw the crowd around Bambi, who was half naked. I am guessing it was her first time to such a place. 
The Real Bambi #2
 
We were followed by Mr. Vibrator, who like me, stopped at the counter to get some change. He grinned at me and moved onto the booths. We walked in and selected one, and Mr. Vibrator moved right in next door. Bambi and I got comfortable, as much as you can in a small room occupied by a large outdoor green chair. Removing her top and skirt, she motioned for the neighbor through the hole. Out it came, and Bambi went to work with both hands. Very soon it was all over. Out came the now ever present wipes and hand-sani. Two more guests arrived soon after and received the same treatment. Bambi then sat on my lap and bounced up and down, making a lot of noise.
 
Then another strange incident, at least from our perspective. At this time we starting to make our way out of the booth, having dressed, when this huge cock comes through the hole. Bambi, startled by its size and sudden appearance did not know what to make of it. She tried to stroke it, but it's owner just keep pulling it out of the hole. This went on a couple of times. Then all of the sudden he shoves his whole arm through the hole, reaching around like some sort of zombie. Bambi jumped and screamed, and we quickly exited the booth, only to be greeted by a short man half dressed in spandex and wearing what looked like knee pads. He was the one with the horse cock, who started to thank Bambi. He was standing half naked in the middle of the booth area. We turned and walked out.  

We left just before 10. Doc, you don't seem happy lately. Hopefully this tale from the weird side will cheer you up.  
 
Thumper
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to Bambi & Thumper for another top shelf report from this thing of ours. This report had elements of both Red Shoe Diaries & Tales of the Unexplained, with a little bit of The Walking Dead. This report had me both smiling and shaking my head... 
 
Thanks,
Doc

Friday, June 21, 2013

Couple's Flash Report! T2Please & Friends at Summit Street News in Warren, OH

Doc here with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from regular contributor T2Please. This lucky S.O.B. escorted two lovely ladies to Summit Street News in Warren, OH (on different days), and this is his detailed packed report.
 
Take it away, sir.
 
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My Good Doctor,
 
It's truly my pleasure to share a quick hopefully erotic story of my recent visits to the Summit Street News in Warren with two uniquely special and equally lovely suburban housewives, both in the same week!!!
 
My first visit was with a stunning blond who reminds me of Gwyneth Paltrow, hence the nickname "Gwyneth".  As a divorced mother it's easiest for her to slip away during the work day, so on a beautiful Tuesday in June we ventured to the Theater over lunch time.
 
Gwyneth wore a feminine clingy floral summer dress which hid a bright orange lace halter with matching thong panties. Immediately upon arrival we began a stir among the patrons. So we paid our fee and were buzzed into the theater. Unfortunately, Tuesday its gay movie day, which was not the most appealing to Gwyneth, however, being there to please me she overcame her hesitations and nervousness.
 
We picked the first couch on the right and as she became more comfortable over the next few minutes we began to undress. This was the clue for the audience to surround us and begin stroking for her to watch. Then to the delight of all she got completely naked and began to use the toys she brought, she slid down on the couch and inserted a vibe in her cunt and loudly began moaning as she fucked herself to orgasm, but the show continued as she then took out a second vibe and inserted it in her ass. Now using both hands her ass and cunt were filled being pounded by her to another orgasm.
 
Now to increase the thrill, Gwyneth finally invited me to play, as she turned around, got on her knees, and lifted her sexy ass in the air to the collective approval of the audience and begged me to slap her ass and pull her hair while she proceeded to bang herself to orgasm a third time. Finally, she asked for me to slide my now hot erect cock up her well lubricated ass. Obviously this is why I brought her so I proudly mounted her and pounded away to the cheers of the audience for as long as I could (3 minutes? LOL). When I could hold out no longer, I proceeded to pull out and paint her ass and back with my cum.
 
At this point both very satisfied, we dressed quickly as the male crowd being aroused began to spray their spunk on the floor near us and we could also see over in the corner that some of the men started to orally please each other. We thanked the crowd and left with a perverse sense of satisfaction. (Note to self, return for play on a day other than Tuesday!)
 
To continue with my adventures on Friday I was ready to return, this time with Alicia (you may remember our story from February, as she is the exotic dark-haired, olive skin, voluptuous South American descent beauty who loves public display). Similar story, as a divorced mother it's simply more convenient to slip away during the day, so we also arrived around lunchtime.
 
As we pulled into the Summit lot we noticed a man in a truck just sitting and waiting, he looked over and watched us get out. It was then he also got out, came over and said hello and proceeded to follow us in. Alicia was wearing a ridiculously hot golden toned lace bustier and a pair of skinny jeans with heels. The electricity being created in the store by Alicia was apparent as we arrived so we quickly paid our entry fee and were buzzed in.
 
This time a very erotic porn was playing on the screen so we moved to the front couch. Our new friend actually sat down immediately with us on the left. He politely asked the rules, we told him no swap or play but he is more than welcome to watch and stroke. Within minutes, Alicia stood and took off her jeans exposing her smooth wet cunt, the crowd around the room stood up and surrounded the couch to watch, cocks out stroking everywhere. Alicia totally hot, began to undress me, and pull my clothes off, I then dropped to my knees and sucked her clit while I finger fucked her cunt, while the audience was very appreciative of the show.
 
I then had her get on her knees and slid in her from behind, I tried to keep pace and timing with the  men stroking all around us but soon tired and ask her to lay down, On her back I lifted her ankles above her head (former college gymnast) and began pounding until that magic moment, I pulled out and shot all over that special wet pussy and began to suck her beautiful tits. The audience pleased also finished  and for our entertainment our new friend actually jacked off hard spraying a huge load of what appeared to be a couple feet in the air! Now that was a compliment to our show.
 
We thanked the men again, our friend, a regular, said she was the best he has ever seen at the Summit so far. Proudly beaming I escorted her out to the warm June air and to a beautiful country inn for lunch on the way home!
 
Maybe soon I can convince both lovely ladies to go with me together as a threesome! Until next time...
 
T2Please
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to T2Please for his terrific report from Summit Street News in Warren, OH. Keep up the great reports, sir.
 
It's reports like this one that keep Summit Street News in the Top 5 of The Journal's Power Rankings for Adult Theaters. Congrats to Eric and the crew @ Summit Street News for doing a great job.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Programming Note: Say Good-Bye To The Comments Section

Dinosaurs. Sabre-Tooth Tigers. The Do-Do Bird. 8-Track Tape Players. Betamax.

What do all these things have in common?  Of course, they are all extinct.  Well, add one more item to that list: The Comments Section on The Journal.

If comments are left for older reports, they will not be approved for publishing, so save your time.  I gave it a good run, against by better judgement, but enough was enough.

Adios. Farewell. Ciao.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Mr. Fun Checks In From Tulsa's Midtown Adult Theater


Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from first time reporter Mr. Fun

Enjoy.

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Hi Doc,

Mr. Fun checking in... I'm a new reader of your blog, and it created in me a desire to find out what happens in the Midtown Adult Theater in Tulsa. I wanted to go with my wife, with whom I've had a few episodes of sex in proximity to other couples at swinger clubs when we've been traveling. I thought this adult theater venue might be just the thing to allow us to do this closer to home, but I suspected she would be put off by the downscale atmosphere.

I was pondering how to persuade her to go with me, when I noticed an appealing ad in the "MW for MW" section of Craigslist: "We are looking for a couple to join us during the day tomorrow ( Friday ) at the Mid town adult theater to watch some porn and some adult play. If you are able to make it during the day let us know. Please attach your pic and contact # go to the front of the line."


The pic accompanying the ad was a real selling point.



I sent a G-rated pic of my wife and me, and worked out a time of 10:30 in the morning. Alas, the next morning my wife was down with some kind of stomach bug, but I was so turned on the by pic that I wanted to go by myself. Yeah, I left my wife alone and sick while I went after sexual adventure.

It was my first time in an adult theater and, well, it was pretty skanky. Dark, cramped rooms. A 32" TV monitor on the wall, surrounded by a plexiglass case. Something sticky on large areas of the floor. I arrived on time, and found a black couple already in the theater, just beginning to play. As a newby, I was a little uncertain of the protocol, so I just stood over to the side and watched awhile. They were sitting in the second row, and soon he had her bent over the seats in front of them, pounding her pretty hard from behind.

After a few minutes, I extracted my cock from my pants and began stroking myself. I was a little nervous-- first time in a theater, first time with a black couple-- and found my trusty soldier somewhat reluctant to rise to attention. After a while, I edged nearer and asked the man if I could touch. (Her head was practically buried in the seat, so it was hard to ask her.) I received an affirmative nod and began to stroke her head, neck, back and ass. She moaned appreciatively as I stroked her ass, and I got a smiling thumbs up from her partner.

The woman reached up, grabbed my cock and started stroking it. I added some lube I brought along for the occasion. I hoped she would engulf me with her mouth, but it was not to be.

After awhile, the man said, "We're going to take a break." They returned to their seats in the second row, and I sat down near them in the first. "Did you put an ad on Craigslist?" he asked me. "No," I replied, "but we exchanged emails and they said they'd be here at 10:30."

"Yeah," he said, as he began fingering his wife in her seat. They did that for a few minutes, with her moaning. Eventually he got up and started plowing into her again, this time as she was seated. Then he repositioned her over the front seats, like they had been earlier. I assumed my former post near the woman's head, and got the same kind stroking I enjoyed before. It was pretty hot, watching him pound her from behind while she stroked me. As she stroked harder and faster, my cock became firmly involved in the game. After its initial reluctance, I was surprised how quickly I reached the point of no return.

"She's making me cum," I said as I spurted into her hand. They both chuckled a little, and I guess they got what they were after, because they stopped, too. I buttoned up and gave them a fond farewell. Once I got outside, I noticed it had only been 30 minutes. Perhaps if I had waited longer I might have run into the original couple. Or perhaps there was no original couple-- perhaps it was a clever marketing ploy by the theater to get people in the door.

All in all, a delightful first experience. I certainly appreciate all the tips I gained from reading your blog; I would have been much more nervous without the background education you and your intrepid reporters provided.

Gratefully yours,

Mr. Fun

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Mr. Fun for this terrific Flash Report!  Kudos sir.  Keep the reports coming in!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Gusher on Excitement Video in Wichita, Kansas


Doc here with a quick Flash Report from new reporter Gusher on Excitement Video in Wichita, Kansas.

Take it away, sir.

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Gusher reporting from Wichita Kansas and from Excitement Video on west Pawnee. June 7th and 8th. Last Friday was dead no action. Saturday was a different story.

One hot blond in a red flashy short dress leaving nothing to imagination came into the theater. She and her husband stayed quite a while and did some teasing but left due to some in the patrons. They returned to put on one of the hottest shows to date. No hands on her but she could and oh did she give a sexy show. Great time.

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There you have it. Thanks to Gusher and this report.

Doc

Flash Report! Ray Visits Cinema One in Chattanooga, TN

Doc here with a terrific update from our good friend and senior reporter Ray.  He has provided an update from Cinema One in Chattanooga, TN.

Take it away, Ray!

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Hey Doc,

Just a quick update on the Cinema One in Chattanooga for your database. The place is still open and still looks like a great place for "this thing of ours."

They are open until midnight most nights. Open until 3:00 AM on Friday and Saturday nights. Couples get in free on Wednesdays and, yes, there are couples, though not that many. And yes, there is some action.

Entrance is by membership only. The process is pretty simple. Show your ID, sign that you are not LE and pay a modest annual membership fee. The total cost to get in the door your first night is 20 bucks. After that, it is $17 and change. A little pricey until you realize that your entrance fee pays not only for the theater(s), but for the booths which all play movies continually. No need to feed the slot. I saw a note posted that says that guys can get in for $10 on Thursday.

Video booths do not have doors. They are large enough for some group participation (which does happen from time to time). The booth area is old and movies are shown on old-school TVs, but it is clean and well-kept.

The main theater area is large. Entry is from the side, about 4/5 of the way back. That leaves a small area of three rows that seems a little darker in the extreme rear of the theater. Sometimes guys looking for masculine companionship fill the last row, but couples often seem to sit in this area, though you might find them any where.

You have to actually walk through the main theater to get to the couples theater. Windows separate the two theaters, so the peepers can get a good look at the couples action, should they care to do so.

My last visit was on a Wednesday night. I watched two couples play. A blonde BBW was getting plenty of attention from her guy and a new friend. Better yet, a sexy GILF got warmed up in the gen pop area, then allowed a lucky young man to accompany her and hubby into the couples room where she put on a very nice show for the appreciative crowd on the other side of the glass.

I think this place is an unknown gem. The crowds are generally small. The guys are polite and maintain a respectful distance - until they are invited. Management keeps the place spotless and the staff seems accommodating. I am officially taking applications for a Tennessee honey to join me there some night!


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Doc here again... Many thanks to Ray for another solid update from the highways and byways of this thing of ours. Keep up the fine work, sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Couple's Flash Report! Sam & Dee @ The Green Door in Las Vegas

Doc here with a fantastic Couple's Flash Report, this time from an on-premises sex club.  In this case, it's The Green Door in Las Vegas, and our reporters are my good friends Sam & Dee.

Let me set the stage here for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Sam is a gorgeous brunette, with long sexy legs, an incredible ass, and a very dirty mind.  Her guy, Dee, is a terrific guy and together they make a great team. The Good Doctor met them for the first time at Hartford's awesome Art Cinema, and since then I consider them good friends.

During one of our conversations, I recommended that if they ever got to Vegas, that The Green Door was right up their alley. Of the main Vegas on-premises clubs, I like the Green Door best.  And apparently, Sam & Dee did too!

This is a two cans of Fresca report kids... Pop open can #1 and enjoy the ride with Sam & Dee.

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Hi Doc,
Sam here... Our recent trip to Las Vegas brought us to the front door of the World Famous Green Door. We were in town for 6 nights and visited The Green Door each of the 6 nights. For the most part, the busiest days were Friday and Saturday, however we ended up having the hottest time on Wednesday.

The club is two floors of different themes rooms, lots of stripper poles and plenty of padded play areas with pillows and the obligatory box of tissues. Many nights we found ourselves watching other couples in the couples areas playing together where the only thing between us and the playing couples were many strands of beaded curtains.
 
One particular evening we saw a couple playing by themselves in one of the areas. We stood and watched and soon I was rubbing on Dee's cock, which was rock hard at this point, and my pussy was dripping wet. The playing couple we were watching invited us into their room where I immediately fell to my knees and took the other man's and Dee's cock in my mouth, while Dee placed his fingers on the other woman's wet and swollen clit. Before I knew it this other man was close to exploding to I removed his cock from the throat and he came all over my face and tits. I rubbed his cum in and turned to see Dee reaching the point of exploding and he did, cumming all over the other woman's tits.

The Real Sam
We ended up seeing this couple several more nights that we visited The Green Door and played with them each time. They were a great couple from Vancouver who had convinced their families that the reason they travel so much to Vegas was for the gambling, when in fact it was The Green Door that brought them back time and time again.

Another night  we were there, I believe it was Sunday ( all the nights start to run together when you're on a Green Door binge!), we found ourselves just relaxin in a different couples area. This area is almost "fenced in" with area around the outside for single men and women to watch the couples as they play. At the time we were the only couple in the area so we thought "Why not start it off?"  I began giving Dee head, taking his cock all the way down my throat, balls deep. Licking his balls and sucking him must have done a number on him because before I knew it he had me on my back, licking my pussy until I came twice in his mouth.

The Real Sam & Dee
After I gathered my senses again after that exhilaration I sat up and looked around. Four other couples had come into the play area, two of which were watching us and the other two playing together on one of the many beds. And then I saw all the shadowy figures surrounding the fenced in area that had to be single men. I hadn't heard anyone come into the areas in all of our play but it was a huge turn on to know we were being watched by many unknown shadowy figures while I moaned and groaned with pleasure.

The final night we attended the Green Door, Wednesday, we had only been in the club for about 30 minutes when in walked a beautiful, bodacious female and her sexy male counterpart. We later learned their names to be Jessica and Carlos. Dee and I continued to search out a few secluded areas together, me giving head any chance I could. We eventually made it into one of the couple areas where we sat to just relax and watch a threesome that was happening. Soon Carlos and Jessica entered. Dee had spotted her as soon as she had walked in and I knew he wanted to play with her. She was exactly his type and that turned me on to see him so excited.

Sam
We began playing with Dee jumping right into licking my pussy. Carlos and Jessica were partaking in their own oral sex. Eventually one thing lead to another and soon Jessica and I were both laying on our backs, out legs facing different directions, our heads right next to each other. Dee was pounding me with Carlos pounding Jessica while she and I played with each other's hard nipples and let our tongues lick each other.

Soon both guys flipped us over and were drilling us doggy style. Jessica and I were now licking each other's nipples and smacking each other's asses. Dee even maneuvered himself so he could join in on the nipple and ass play. Then Carlos flipped Jessica over into her back as she neared orgasam. He began to finger fuck her and soon she squirted all over my hand, which Carlos had placed there when she began cumming. I then turned so I could see Dee and licked her squirt off of my fingers. This drove Dee crazy and be began pounding me with an intensity an passion I hadn't seen from him in a long time.

We continued our fucking near each other hands roaming everywhere and then Carlos blew his load inside Jessica. It was an amazing finale to our week at The Green Door. Since we've returned the stories and experiences we had at in Vegas at the GD continue to keep us sexually charged. 

Sam (& Dee)

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Doc hee again... Many thanks goes out to Sam & Dee for this fantastic report.  I am very glad that The Green Door did not disappoint them, as it is a great place to play and highly recommended by The Good Doctor. Keep the reports coming!

Thanks,
Doc