Monday, June 10, 2013

House Call! The Art Cinema's Mardi Gras Event by The Good Doctor, Part 1

Doc here with Part 1 of my HartfordHouse Call Report from the June 1st Mardi Gras @ The Art Cinema event. 

It has taken me a few days to wrap my sizable dome around the weekend and the huge success it became, and be able to lay it down for you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Pop open a Fanta and let’s get started, shall we?

Going into the event, we had two weeks of promotion to drum up interest in Mardi Gras @ The Art Cinema. This was less then what we had for the very successful Valentine’s event, from which we were working on a five week lead up time.  The extra time gave us the opportunity to advertise in the regional adult entertainment magazine Xcitement.

Our goal leading into the event was 35 couples, which I even thought was very aggressive.  We had 27 couples for the February event, which was tremendous considering it was a week after “Snowmageddon” in Hartford.  Hopes were high, as were the temperatures.

Hartford that weekend felt more like Cancun than Connecticut.  Mid-90’s temperatures Friday and Saturday put Ernie’s air conditioning at the Art Cinema to it’s ultimate task. However, high temps mean creative solutions to keeping cool.

Like nudity.

The curve ball thrown at The Good Doctor was that at the last minute, I found out that I’d be working without a medical assistant for the weekend.  She was called away to assist in an operation, and had to see the patient through recovery.

With the speed and determination of the Underpants Gnomes (of South Parkfame), I put the gift bags together solo and got my cheeks to The Art Cinema at 5:45 Saturday afternoon.  Decoration were hung the night before, so all we had to do (a big shout out to Ernie, Nick, and Tosho for all their help) was drop in some condoms and we were ready to rock & roll.

A few of the couples I met during the event in February were not available this weekend, which was a bit of a bummer.  The awesome Sweet Temptation was out west, the very naughty Sam and Deewere in Sin City, and the insatiable Chrissy & Mike were tied up with other plans.  While I knew we’d have a pretty full balcony, having these folks also on hand would have been icing on a very good cake.

The Art Cinema
Hartford, CT
Couples started to arrive early to take advantage of the gift bags (which contained candy, Mardi Gras masks and beads, glow sticks, condoms, and a free VIP admission to the Couple’s Balcony all inside a vintage looking Coke fountain glass).  Couple #1 arrived at 6:20, and the first gift bag found it’s way up to the balcony.

By 7:25pm, there were 22 couples in the house.  Over the course of the evening, another 12 couples arrived, bringing the grand total for the evening at 34. 34! I have never seen that many couples in an adult theater at one time. Ever. In over 31 years observing this thing of ours, nothing even close.

Side note: I received an e-mail from my good friends Velvet Skye and her guy, Mr. Vthe other day.  They stated that they were planning on a surprise unannounced visit to The Art Cinema for the event, but ran into a complication at the last minute which prevented the surprise trip.  How cool would that have been, kids? Canada’s greatest natural resource @ The Art!

The Good Doctor met some great couples this weekend as they checked in, paid their fee, and drifted up into the balcony.  A few (in no particular order) that I recall (and have been assigned nicknames which will come in handy later. Take note.):

  • The Boston Student Couple”: He was a thin good looking college student with a bit of a positive hipster vibe, and his cute young Chinese girlfriend. She was young, very pretty, full of energy, with jet black hair that ran past her shoulders.  Wearing short jean shorts, they stayed almost to the end of the evening.
  • Journal reporters “K&S Cummin” made it to the event. They were in the midst of a motorcycle tour of the northeast, and their planning was impeccable on when they would visit The Art. “K” is a great guy, and could not have been any nicer. “S”, who I had never seen a picture of beforehand, was stunning. A tall natural blonde, who after changing from her bike gear, was resplendent in a black sexy play outfit with a short skirt and tiny top. 
  • Senior Journal reporters “M&S” got to The Art early. I have titled them the “Catalyst Couple” @ The Art Cinema, as they are two Energizer Bunnies of theater sex. Their penchant for fun in the balcony rubs off on the other couples upstairs, and signals the green flag for the fun to begin.  Every adult theater deserves a “M&S”.
  •  The Tantalizing Tammy and her male friend were on hand for the evening. Tammy's adventures have been chronicled in The Journal before, but this was first time meeting her and seeing her in action.  Her male friend, a good looking black guy, showcased a cock so large that I believe Native Americans have a name for it.
  • Steve and his Girl (whose name I cannot remember - sorry). I met them in the balcony during the event, and he made a beeline for me when he heard I was lurking in the upper row of the balcony. After shaking hands, her called his girl up to meet me. She leaned in, and planted several kisses on The Good Doctor's cheek. We had made plans to rendezvous later in the evening, but somehow I missed them as the evening wore on.  Rain check?
  • Dick and Jane, the first time couple.  Could not have been any nicer, as I escorted them up to the couples balcony. Hopefully they will back again soon.
  • The Hot Young Blonde and her hubby. They arrived later in the evening, but eventually made it upstairs to the balcony. The fact she was in a wheelchair didn't deter her from lots of fun in the balcony.
  • Nurse #1: The LPN & Hubby: This sexy lady was dressed in a French maid outfit, and was very busy in the balcony showcasing her talents.
  • Nurse #2: The RN & her Male Friend: Her name was Rita, a sexy and curvy brunette. He was a good looking young black guy, who was having a blast in the balcony both with Rita and without her.
OK, now that we have our players straight, we can proceed to Part 2, hitting The Journal in the next 24 hours.

Thanks,
Doc