Monday, November 18, 2013

Flash Report! D.B. Cooper at The Oregon Theater in Portland on 11/15/13

Doc here with a terrify Flash report from regular contributor, D.B. Cooper. His port of call this time is Portland's awesome Oregon Theater.

Take it away, sir...

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Doc,

I didn't get to the Oregon Theater in Portland until almost nine. The smell of old building and old sex hung in the air like a cheap perfume, and like any of us who engage in this thing of ours, it almost immediately brings to mind past encounters with hot and willing women. I immediately got a boner, a Pavlovian response we are all aware of when we expect great things to happen.