Doc here, a man who some say wears mistletoe on his belt buckle, just in case Mrs. Claus stumbles into the same room, with a brand new Flash Report.
The 15th Ave. Adult Theater Holiday Ball this past Saturday was an amazing event, and reports are now starting to trickle in.
The latest report from this huge event is from now senior reporter here at The Journal, The Guy with the Glasses. Even though he got to the event 90 minutes after it started, he was able to soak in a lot of what was happening. And by "soak in", I mean he was pulled in gravitational orbit by many of the LWS (Ladies Who Squirt) in attendance at the party.
This is an excellent report kids. Saddle up, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the holiday song stylings of The Guy with the Glasses.
Take it away, sir.
Hey there Doc,
It's been a long time since I've submitted a report. I've had the bad habit of going to the previous two parties and putting off my report to the point that I've muddled the details in my mind. I decided not to put off writing this report like I have my previous few so here we go!