Updated 3/14 at 12:30pm: Doc here, with a quick reminder that TONIGHT you will have your eyes full of sexy green outfits and sultry leprechauns at the big St. Patty's Day Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs.
The river is already dyed green, so the next thing on your St. Patty's to-do list is stop by 15th Ave. tonight, and be ready to get your party on!
The Party Room is decorated, the music is ready, and the Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples are filled and ready to hand out (with your paid admission).
There is only one more thing to add to the party. YOU. I strongly suggest you attend the event and not be that person/couple kicking themselves for not going. If you have attended one of our monthly parties before, you know what's in store for you.
The Lizardo 4000 is washed, waxed, and ready to head up to 15th Ave. Adult Theater. My lovely guest physician's assistant Vickie the Vixen is ready you take your vitals and check your extremities. And if we can swing it time-wise, I will Tweet out a pic of Vickie's sexy St. Patty's outfit just before the event (It's HOT!). Make sure you keep an eye on my Twitter feed @LizardoJournal .
And we need contestants for Nearly Naked Twister... The first 8 ladies who sign up are in. The game will take place on our stage, and everyone will have a great view of the game. E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org to sign up, or see me when you arrive tonight. First prize is a very cool sex toy with a $50 retail value.
As always, I will be available to give tours, answer your adult theater questions, and give mustache rides. Why?
Because I am a giver.
See you tonight!!!
Updated 3/12 at 2pm: Doc here, and they are always stealing my lucky charms...
We are 2 days away from the big St. Patty's Day Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. And what a party it will be!
Last evening, The Good Doctor, the lovely Natalie, and Bob put together the 50 (yes, 50!) 15th Ave St. Patty's Swag Bags for Saturday's event. As always, they came out great, and we can't wait to give them out to the first 50 male/female couples in the door (with their paid admission, of course) starting at 8pm.
Here is a peak at the Swag Bags (which I Tweeted out last night):
Not bad, eh? Each Swag Bag contains a $50 retail value of things for all your senses. Included is a XXX DVD, a FREE COUPLES ADMISSION for a non-event night, a first look at the announcement for our April party, a couple things that may glow-in-the-dark, and many more tasty items. The Party Room is also decorated and ready for you and your dancing shoes.
Making a return (and after some modifications), is Nearly Naked Twister (NNT), which will take place on our stage. We are looking for 8 contestants total, and the game will be fast paced and far more sexy (trust me) than our initial go round. The only rule for the game is that the ladies will need to be dressed sexy (just like last time, where lingerie ruled the day).
If you are a lady and would like to participate in NNT, please e-mail me at email@example.com with your first name. Otherwise, sign up when you get to the party (if there are spots available). There will be a $50 value winner takes all prize courtesy of 15th Ave. January's winners took hope a very nice sex toy...
Remember SLS.com members who are coming to the party...Please make sure you click on "Add Me To The Event" in the SLS calendar.
The Good Doctor, along with special guest physician's assistant Vickie the Vixen will be available to give tours, answer questions, and provide an excellent meatball recipe. Just let us know (we will be up front between 7:45pm and 9pm), and we will be happy to help.
See you Saturday!