Doc here, a man who some say has the recipe for Fresca memorized, with an outstanding Couple's Flash Report from my good friend, the amazing Gemini.
You see dear friends, Gemini, along with her hubby Jordan, and the poet laureate of adult theater reports, Brent in Portland, hit the road two weekends ago. Their destination was Seattle, and their intent questionable. Adult theaters and ABS locations were programmed with their GPS lady, and off they went in search of hi-jinks.
Here we go... Please welcome back the sexual dynamo known as Gemini.
With excited anticipation, Jordan, Brent and I planned our trip up to Seattle. It would be an overnight road trip to explore any and all adult possibilities along the way.
We left about on Saturday and headed north on the I-5. We made great conversation as we drove in search of truckers to flash. I had a red blouse unbuttoned dangerously low with a red lacey bra underneath. Brent sat right behind me with a hopeful view of a trucker’s reaction, shielded by a dark tinted window. To our amazement, all prospective truckers were either driving too slowly for us to ride alongside on the two road highway, or completely oblivious to the little peep show I was more than willing to provide.
We continued on, stopping at every rest stop available. It was obvious at our first stop that parking on the “automobile” side would only reap droves of families out for a busy weekend. We got out to stretch, I gave a hobo a fistful of coins, and we proceeded on. At another rest stop, I tried to persuade Jordan to park in the “trucks only” side, but he is not quite the rule breaker I am. However, I did get him to park next to a large pickup, where two guys were standing smoking.
They were large framed men and looked of the country. One had a t-shirt with an alcohol reference, so I lit up and tried to make conversation as Jordan and Brent waited in the car. “Do you guys know the Olympia area very well?” I asked. “Um, a little – what are you looking for?” the larger man asked. “Well, I’m out for a little weekend adventure heading north, and looking for any adult bookstores along the way.” I said with a naughty smile. Stammering and nervous the men looked at each other and one replied, “No, I’ve never been to one. I wouldn’t really know.” “Yeah, we wouldn’t know” said the other. They crushed out their cigarettes and jumped in their truck and drove off. I laughed out loud at the ridiculousness of it all. It was pretty plain they each had been, but couldn’t admit it in front of the other. I wondered if they had hard-ons as they drove away.