Friday, December 30, 2016

Freeze Frame! Lolita at The Art Cinema "Naughty or Nice" Party on 12/3/16 w/5 EXXXCLUSIVE PICS

Doc here, a man who some say appeared as The Heat Miser's bowling buddy in "The Year Without Santa Claus 2: Claus Harder", with a special treat for your eyeballs. 

Back on December 3rd, The Good Doctor co-hosted the "Naughty or Nice" Christmas Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. It was a great night, filled with 90 couples and scores of sexy singles that enjoyed a sensory overload of an evening. 

In what is now becoming a tradition, when your old friend in the white suit and aviators hosts at The Art Cinema, he also does a mini photo shoot with senior Journal reporter's Incognito's girl, the amazing Lolita (here are her Halloween pics from October's Ghoul's Night Out Party).  And this great event was no different.

Please enjoy these images (shot by The Good Doctor) of the smokeshow known as Lolita.

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

UPDATED with 3 PICS! Flash Report! "Why are you Here on Christmas Eve?" by Senior Reporter Johnny Paradise

Updated 12/28/16 at 10am: Doc here... Our crack investigation team here at The Journal (me) suspected that the couple featured in Johnny Paradise's report was none other than my good friends, C&R (she is the cover girl for Smut for a Sunday Evening). I reached out to them (C&R) last night and verified that this assumption was correct.  They indeed were at this great Midwestern theater on Christmas Eve, and some very nice presents were exchanged. 

To boot, C&R have sent The Good Doctor 3 awesome pics of R taken right before their trip to the theater on Christmas Eve. Thus, we all received a late Christmas present from them.  Thank you C&R!

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Doc here, a man who some say has read thousands of reports in the 7+ years of The Journal being "a thing". Some reports are entertaining. Some reports are informative. Then there is a report like the following one from senior Journal scribe, Johnny Paradise

This report is going to stick with me, like a latent image. Speaking for myself, I could not only visualize Johnny's report in my mind's eye, I could also sense it. This has happened maybe 4 or 5 times since I pushed The Journal out on an August afternoon in 2009, and it catches me off-guard each time. The smell. The light. The touch. 

This report is sticky, and I hope it sticks with you, the good readers of The Journal. And trust me, it's worth every minute you dedicate to reading it.

Please welcome back, the awesome Johnny Paradise.

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WHY ARE YOU HERE ON CHRISTMAS EVE...?

Prologue

This is a story about Christmas.

It is written in an ambivalent mood, informed by an ambiguous ethic, set in a somewhat desolate town in a theatre near a church on December 24th, and though the time if not the place would suggest it, this tale will not conclude with a summary pronouncement of the true meaning of the holiday. There are no angels here, and no elves, no sleigh bells and no sacraments, neither miracles nor metamorphoses. It comes, ungarlanded by moral parable or religious theme, unless it is the simple axiomatic parcel of heavenly wisdom which holds that salvation is the business of sinners, and the concomitant revelation that to receive what is sacred you must sometimes stand vigil through a pageant of the profane.

Though it may be a tale that shouts LUST and THRILLS and HUNGER and WANT,  essentially it is a story of LONELINESS; it is a story of lonely people in a lonely place, lonely souls adrift, together and alone, in a season of uncertainty. The circumstances may be modern but the story is as old as Adam, Eve, and Apple. Not so far removed are we, in our contemporary culture,  from that ancient world we hear described each December in carol and hymn - that WAITING world;  and whether it be Bethlehem or Bedford Falls or a Glass City, it is our world - and in it we are wanting, seeking, hoping, reaching - needing (in that sad and proud and lovely human way) a light in the darkness; or maybe a moment of pleasure to answer a lifetime of pain.

This is a story about Christmas, because Christmas is a story about hope, and hope, after all, is wherever you find it.

So, on a quiet night,  shepherds, sages, kings and commoners, panderers and prophets, libertines and lovers, viceroys and voyeurs, the meek and the mighty, the merry and magnificent may gather anywhere to seek a salve for the vast loneliness to which the human heart is heir. They may meet under a star, or even in a once-proud theatre...

So…

PART ONE
Why are you HERE on Christmas Eve?

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Freeze Frame! Let's Unwrap A Special Present: 3 Brand New Pics of Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

Doc here, a man who some say knows a thing or two about unwrapping wives presents. As part of The Journal's Christmas Sextravaganza of Reports, here is one that I have been saving for you, my friends. 

Until Christmas morning. 

Regular readers of The Journal know about my close friendship with The Sexual Athletes. They are terrific ambassadors for this thing of ours, and even better friends. So when they shoot new images over to your old friend in the white suit and aviators, well they get the white suit glove treatment. 

Mrs. Sexual Athlete is a force of nature, with a body that is beyond incredible.  And when we get some new views of that amazing body, well it should be shared across the adult theater and lifestyle spectrum. 

A little birdie has told me that they will be returning to the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford sometime in January...And when that happens, you'll hear about it here first!

So kids, without further ado, enjoy the new nude views (say that three times fast) of my good friend, Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits L'Instant X Cinema in Adge, Southern France in August 2016


Doc here, a man who some say either was integral to the French Resistance during WWII, or was integral to using French dressing at TGIFridays, depending on who you speak to. 

Just when you thought The Traveler, The Journal's newest Senior Reporter, couldn't outdo himself from his last report on Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, he submits this whopper of a report. In this report, The Traveler visits L'Instant X, an adult theater inside of Cap d Agde, a naturist village located in the south of France. At the evening in question, the adult theater action was white hot, and the women there even hotter!

So as part of The Journal's Christmas Sextravaganza of Reports, please welcome back The Traveler...Take it away, sir!

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L’ Instant X – Cap d Agde

This is a review I wasn’t sure I wanted to write, I just didn’t know if I wanted to share this amazing place with you guys (and girls). When I first met the Good Doctor we were discussing the many good adult cinemas in the United States. He asked me which cinema I liked the best and I told him L’ Instant X. I went on to tell him why I chose this special cinema. Where can you find an adult cinema that is filled with attractive single women and couples every night? A cinema where most of the women and couples who walk thru the door are already nude or scantily dressed. A cinema where no one is just browsing, everyone comes to play. There is such a place and I have decided that I will share it with the Good Doctor’s readers. Well here it is, the review that will give you the key to unbelievable sexual adventures every night you pay your 12 euros and go to L’ Instant X.

L’ Instant X in located in a small village in southern France called Agde, more specifically it is in the naturalist resort which is located in that village. You will have to use Google Maps to find this place, as it’s not well known to Americans, and in fact for the three weeks I stayed at the resort I didn’t meet any other Americans. However, it is a favorite vacation spot for those in the lifestyle communities of Europe and is one of the largest swinger resorts in all of Europe. The naturalist resort is gated and requires a fee to enter but once you’re inside you have a variety of interesting opportunities. 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Field Report! The Mon Chalet Motel in Denver, CO by John

Doc here, a man who some say takes his advice from Agent Dale Cooper: "Give yourself a present every day." And I do. 

As part of The Journal's Christmas Sextravaganza of Reports, how about a Field Report from the very cool Mon Chalet in Denver, CO?  It's been a minute since we have heard about MC, so here is first time reporter John and his report.

Here we go!

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Hi Doc,

I was just reading ORichard's review of the Edgewater West Hotel. Somewhere in his post he mentions that he would like to know if there are any other motels left like the Edgewater. There is! The Mon Chalet motel in Denver is just about the same as the Edgewater (address of Mon Chalet is in the adult theater database). 

Mon Chalet
Denver, CO
Mon Chalet has about 25 rooms in an L shape. The same rules apply as were in place at The Edgewater: If the door is left open it is an invitation to come join in. If the windows are open they are inviting voyeurs. 

The have a very large heated pool in side, as well as two jacuzzi's. All clothing optional. And in addition, they have a super size bed in one corner of the room that gets lots of group play. I go as a single guy and have never not had a good time. Weekends of course are best, but the rest of the week are not bad. 

Happy Holidays From The Good Doctor: Wreath of Khan Edition

Doc here, a man who some say traditionally stitches mistletoe to his belt every December just in case a young lady misinterprets "kisses under the mistletoe". I know, creepy. 

Another December tradition at The Chez Lizardo, nestled deep in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college, is the annual hanging of the Wreath of Khan. Nothing, and I mean nothing, rings in the holidays like "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

I get asked at every adult theater event I host where The Journal is based. Since many of you do not know where The Valley is on the map, I thought I would go an extra step in the spirit of Christmas. The Good Doctor has decided to publish the first ever image of The Chez Lizardo (aka "Journal of Adult Theaters HQ"), complete with a lovely holiday decoration. 

Enjoy.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Field Report! 2 Indiana Updates for the Adult Theater Database by Little John!

Doc here, a man who some say was instrumental is making dried sausage the official sausage of Rhode Island. 

First time contributor and long time listener Little John has filed a report on two Indiana ABS/theaters, doing a great job updating their info for The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database

Take it away, Little John!

***

Hi Dr. Emilio,

I have enjoyed your site and work for years. Thanks for all of the information you have provided.

I have some additional information for the database. On line 81, the Adult Emporium is also known as the Fulton Avenue Adult Book Store. The hours are Sunday noon to 10 PM, Monday through Thursday 10 AM to midnight, and Friday and Saturday 10 AM to 2 AM. (ed. note: Database has been updated.)

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Last Minute Gift Idea! The Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly! The New Trickiest Game in Town!

(Copyright 2016 - The Journal of Adult Theaters)
Doc here, a man who some say appeared as "Drippy the Elf" in the ABC After School Special "Why is that Elf Staring at My Wife?" from 1988. 

It's crunch time for Christmas shopping, and your old friend in the white suit and aviators is here with a last-minute gift idea: "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly"!  Why be bored to tears with the same old Monopoly?  Why not navigate yourself around the game board visiting current notable adult theaters in the trickiest game in town?

First off, no run of the mill game pieces to move around from theater to theater.  No more cannons, irons, shoes, etc. Your new tokens include: a dildo, a wall with a hole in it, a trench coat, a box of wet wipes, a strip of condoms, and a Tide Stick (for getting out stains). 

Now you are ready to navigate the food chain of adult theaters. Want to buy Circle Cinema in Wichita, KS?  Just 20 bucks. Want to buy The Art Cinema in Hartford?  That'll cost ya, Sparky. 

What if I land on something other than an adult theater?

  • Land on "Pull a Train"?  Collect $200 bucks and get in line.  
  • Land on "Video Booth"?  Fork over $10 in tokens and keep feeding the machine until your next turn. 
  • Land on "Chance Visit"? That theater has no announcement system - Visit at your own risk. 
  • Land on "Chest Card"? Everyone loves chests, and you may get a peak at one inside an adult theater.
This edition covers currently open adult theaters.  Our next edition of "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopolycovers legendary adult theaters that are now gone, but not forgotten. This includes The Paris & Jefferson Theatres in Portland, The Monroe in Rochester, The Buford Twin Highway Cinemas in Atlanta, The Palm in Sacramento, The Pilgrim in Boston, The Capri Art in Buffalo, and many more.

Don't be late to the gang bang party! Pick up "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly" at your local retailer. And tell them Doc sent you...

Thanks,
Doc

PS.  Want a high res PDF of the Monopoly board?  Just e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and I will shoot one over to you.  Thanks!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, Austria in August 2016 w/PICS


Doc here, a man who some say embraces the wiener-schnitzel life, with another GREAT International Flash Report from regular Journal scribe The Traveler.


The Traveler has filed his second Vienna, Austria report, this time featuring a cool as fuck on-premises club called Kino Layrinth.  And good God, this place looks awesome!  I have inserted several pics from Kino Labrinth's website for reference in this report. 

Once again, soak in this report's details...A Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and some spicy tacos (Hi K!) are suggested for this reading. 

Take it away, The Traveler!

***

Hi Doctor,

Today's report is on Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, Austria.

It was a beautiful Tuesday evening in Vienna and I was looking forward to a new adventure. I had tried a few of the lifestyle clubs and found that during the week they were not very busy, so I decided to try a kino (porn theater) and the one I choose was not your usual porno kino. 



Kino Labrinth
Vienna, Austria
Before I arrived in Vienna and I had done some internet research on this club and was intrigued with its unusual style and appearance. It didn’t seem to fit neatly into any of the usual categories of porn theater, lifestyle club or sauna club so I had to check it out.
I was on a train headed for Favoritenstra├če 164 and after a short trip I arrived at my station. From there I had a short walk thru a typical Vienna neighborhood of small shops and older apartment buildings to get to my destination. Kino Labyrinth was brightly lit and not difficult to find. Once you reach the building you walk down a flight of stairs and enter a very small porn shop with very few items on display. Behind the counter was a friendly woman who gladly took my 14 euros and buzzed open a door that lead me into the club.

I entered into a small bar and lounge area where several men were sitting and enjoying beverages. The woman who greeted me was at the bar and offer to serve me the complimentary beverage that comes with your ticket purchase. I declined wanting to check out the club before I settled into the lounge.

The club was designed to give you the feeling you are in a dimly lit underground cave on a path that twists and winds through a maze of play areas. I left the lounge and started down the winding path and almost immediately I came to a group of about six men standing around what looked to be the shell of a car

Kino Labyrinth
On the inside of the car on a large mattress was a naked couple in their early 50’s. At each window was one or two men with their hard cocks pushed as far into the car as possible. The thin shapely brunette inside the car was moving from cock to cock sucking each for a few minutes and then moving on. She also kept her hands busy stroking cocks that were within her reach. 

Friday, December 16, 2016

House Call! The Good Doctor Rides Shotgun on Operation Arctic Blast with Khaleesi & Khal at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/14/16

Doc here, a man who some say suggested to Kazuhiko Matsumoto that just one is never enough. 

Experts say that a huge meteor struck in what is now the Gulf of Mexico 65 million years ago, causing a freezing extinction event that killed off the dinosaurs. Dr. Luis Alvarez was the main proponent of this theory, and still to this day stands as the accepted explanation of the extinction of the dinosaurs. 

The Good Doctor has a hypothesis of how this event could have been avoided, and this theory was tested on Wednesday December 14th, 2016 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 
The Midwest is in the throws of a wave of near zero weather, especially on Wednesday 12/14. However, the presence of one legendary adult theater girl, Khaleesi (aka The Mother of All Squirters), negated the near zero temps and made this small section of the western suburbs hot and wet to the touch.  

What if Khaleesi was on hand at the time of this extinction event 65 million years ago? The little known Lizardo/Hanna-Barbara Theory states that had she been there, humankind today would be living like The Flintstones (dinosaurs for construction equipment, birds for turntables, etc.). That is how much heat she gives off and generates to those near her at an adult theater.  So, when Chicago's weather experts called for near zero temps, I knew that it would have zero impact on "Operation Arctic Blast", Khaleesi's planned bukkake event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater

Plans had been in place for slightly over a week for this visit by Khaleesi & Khal, with assistance from your old friend in the white suit and aviators to tease and promote the visit. Images with Santa popped up online, placing Khaleesi on his "Naughty List" with a date Easter Egg placed inside.  This progressed to Khal & Khaleesi posting the details of the event on their Twitter, and eventually transportation of The Lizardo Lantern to 15th Ave. Adult Theater to signal the start of the event on Wednesday at high noon.
The Good Doctor arrived about 20 minutes early to be their advance man and wrangler, secure their private room, and be there to greet Khaleesi and Khal. And right on time, they stepped through the door, lead by Khaleesi's pretty face and smile, followed closely by her rocking body. She really is the total package (more on this later). 

After giving them the lay of the land, K&K went back to their room and The Good Doctor proceeded to the theater in order to give the troops their marching orders and instructions. 

Inside the theater were assembled about 30 gentlemen mostly on their lunch hours or breaks in their afternoon appointments, well dressed, attentive, and eager.  After speaking to the crowd and reviewing the ground rules of the afternoon, I had the chance to speak to a few gentlemen who came up and introduced themselves. One gentleman recognized me from my avatar (uh oh), and follows The Journal closely. Another came up and told me this was his first time inside an adult theater of any sort, and asked if he was required to perform.  I suggested that since this was his first time to step back, soak the scene in, and go with the flow. For reference later in this report, we will call him "The Freshman".  A very nice guy. 

The door to theater then opened, light streamed in, and in walked the guest of honor, Khaleesi. She was wearing black thigh-highs, really nice black heels, and a sweater that was covering up her special outfit (for the time being). They made their way to the Couples Only Section, and settled in to warm up. 

After a short while, Khaleesi's head disappeared from view (The Good Doctor was standing in the back on the theater), as she took Khal deep into her mouth. The sounds alone were making the assembled troops squirm in their seats. I also knew it wouldn't be long until Khaleesi, Khal, and the Good Doctor would walk up to the front row of the theater for the opening act of "Rudolph Knows a Squirting Dear", an ABC After School Holiday Special. 

The temperature began to move upward.

While this was happening, another couple stepped into the Couples Only section. This very hot blonde and her boyfriend are Wednesday regulars, so I wan't shocked to see them. 




Meanwhile, one of Khaleesi's many talents, as her title of "Mother of All Squirters" notes, is her ability to close her eyes, spread her long legs, block out the outside distractions in order to orgasm (in a very short time), followed by some insane squirting. And today boys and girls, was no exception.  With Khal at her side, she spread her long, sexy legs while Khal finger banged her while she worked her pussy with a small blue vibrator. In short order she breathlessly said she was cumming, and the torrent of lady juice flew feet. Not inches. Feet.  

The temperature was rising... again. 

Khaleesi then leaned into Khal and said, "I want to go behind the screen now."  And off we went...

After laying down some towels (of which we would need many by the end of the visit), Khal reviewed the rules of engagement for behind the screen: touching above the waist was OK, no nipple pinching, cum on her boobs, face, & hair.  Khaleesi slipped out of her sweater to reveal a HOT red lingerie outfit, and it looked FANTASTIC. 

Khal relayed a story of his and Khaleesi's 2nd date where she confessed she had a bukkake fantasy. Scientists from Cal Poly would later declare this to be "Best 2nd Date Ever."  In previous visits, Khaleesi's record for getting guys off and shot on her was 13. This record would be eclipsed quickly this afternoon.  Two by two, the gentlemen stepped up, cocks stroked by Khaleesi, their aerial salutes landing on her boobs, pretty face, and shoulder length dark hair.  A quick wipe would follow, then two more guys.

Khaleesi is a top shelf dirty talker, and she means everything she says. Match her gorgeous face with the dirty talking  of a very bad girl, well you now know my weakness. Hearing her talk about how much she loves cum in her hair...Good Lord. 

Humidity going up now...Lots of moisture in the air.

Gentleman #8 was The Freshman.  So much for hanging back and soaking it all in, as he stepped up and delivered a great cumshot across Khaleesi's face. Impressive debut, sir!

The numbers kept climbing. 13 shots of baby batter went by quick, and then we were off to 20, eventually to the high water mark of 26 cumshots taken by Khaleesi. 

Registered temperature was now 70 degrees higher than outside.

Somewhere around cumshot #21, The Good Doctor stepped up to Khaleesi, and was invited by Khal & herself to exercise some "Executive Privilege". And by "Executive Privilege", I mean to finger bang and make The Mother of Squirters launch her lady juice by my hand. Using a technique called "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" mastered years earlier, just inside of 15 seconds of fingering led Khaleesi to squirt like crazy all over my Dior dress shirt sleeve and hand. 

And it was glorious.  

This was a Tweet that Khal sent out Wednesday evening, hours after the event wrapped:
Gents...I know you'll ask, so let me answer the question for you: Khaleesi's pussy was super wet, incredibly tight, and right before she squirted, I could feel it well up before squirting. In other words, PERFECT. 

After shot #26 was in the books (and in Khaleesi's hair), she had run the table of guys and was ready for a nice hot shower in the spa area. There was cum everywhere: boobs, face, lips, eyes, hair....You name it. And it was soon just to be a warm fuzzy memory for Khaleesi after that hot shower. 

It's like a sauna in here now.

On their way out and back into the real world, we talked about how each visit hits new thresholds for Khaleesi. From their first visits to 15th Ave. Adult Theater a year ago until now, she has taken bold steps in this thing of ours. And new goals are already set for their next visit in the new year: 

30 Cumshots. Shaken, not stirred. 

As Khal & Khaleesi left, The Good Doctor felt a chill in the air. Gone was the source of the afternoon's incredible heat, and back was +4F.  I think Dr. Alvarez was right all along... Cold without heat is dangerous. But this afternoon in Chicago's western burbs, the temps felt like paradise thanks to Khaleesi. 

Thanks,
Doc 



Thursday, December 15, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! StuntSlut Simone and Mr. S Celebrate Their Anniversary at Adult World in Las Vegas in 12/2016


Doc here, a man who some say once arm wrestled Miss Venezuela to a hard fought draw in the mid-2000's, with a special Couple's Flash Report - Anniversary Edition from my good friends StuntSlut Simone, and her hubby Mr. S.


That StuntSlut Simone...She is a VERY bad girl. Some women on a big wedding anniversary day like to go out for a fancy dinner at a 5-Star restaurant.  StuntSlut Simone wanted anonymous sex from 5 strangers at an adult theater. This is another reason why StuntSlut Simone is the coolest chick ever. But I digress...

StuntSlut Simone has just sent in a GREAT Flash Report on her anniversary exploits, along with a brand new exclusive pic of SSS at Adult World in Las Vegas that night.

Let's get to it, Sparky...Please welcome back my good friend StuntSlut Simone!

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Doc, 

I’m really sorry and sad I missed your last 15th Avenue party in Chicago due to illness; apparently, I was a little run down after 11(!) days in Vegas. (ed. note: No shit! I have a three day limit of my Vegas trips).

Now that I’m well again, I want to make it up to you by sharing a twisted Vegas story with you and the (other) pervs (ed. note: That's Dr. Perv to you, young lady) who enjoy my exploits :)

Last week, after Mr. S joined me in Vegas to celebrate a big-deal anniversary, we found ourselves downtown, which isn’t our usual M.O. It turned out to be a lot of fun, however, as soon as we found The Griffin, which is just the sort of dive bar we love, especially when we have nowhere to be.

Drinks flowed, and the friendly bartender pointed us to the next not-to-be-missed dive bar, where drinks flowed again.

We had no schedule or plan, but plenty of drinks, so at about 3am an Uber dropped us in an industrial no-man’s-land west of of I-15, outside Adult World (ed. note: Address is 
3781 Meade Ave, Las Vegas), which Mr. S had apparently starred on Google Maps at some point in the previous weeks or years.

StuntSlut Simone Outside Adult World
Las Vegas, NV
Tits were immediately revealed, the above photo was taken, and then we wandered in, imagining we were doing a good job of pretending to be somewhat sober. Mr. S pulled his billfold out and declared “two for the theater,” but the friendly clerk told us couples were free.

Flash Report! Operation Arctic Blast / Part 2: Khaleesi at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/14/16 by Mack Stud



Doc here, a man who some say once hosted the game show "Card Sharks 2000", with report #2 on Operation Arctic Blast with Khaleesi that took place on 12/14/16 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. This time, we have first time reporter Mack Stud jumping into this discussion, and adding his POV on this incredible afternoon in Chicago's western burbs.

Take it away, Mack Stud...

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Hello Doc,

Long time lurker, first time reporter here. For your consideration is a report of Wednesday's Arctic Blast Bukkake. Khaleesi may or may not be known to others. I had heard you mention her before but had not seen any reports. Given that she likes us to think about her later on, I thought the least I could do is offer this report in her honor. You can call me Mack Stud, and here goes:

Hearing the tweet of the little bird, I and maybe 30 (ed. note: I counted 42 total in the theater incl. 2 additional couples) other followers of the Lizardo Bat Signal ventured out on a frigid Wednesday afternoon in search of the fabled Khaleesi, the "Mother of all Squirters". 

Khal and Khaleesi apparently arrived exactly on the minute they said they would be there, but I was 15 minutes behind them. I was just in time to see her and Khal finishing up a warm up session in the theater and then head to the famous room behind-the-screen. 

Things could not have been any more clear as how to behave. Doc had sent out instructions before hand, and then Khal and Khaleesi each went over some rules about what they were OK with (touching her body except for her privates, cumming on her boobs and neck) and what was verbotten (coming on/in her eyes). It was a well behaved crowd and everyone knew not to ruin a good thing. 

Flash Report! Operation Arctic Blast / Part 1: Khaleesi at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/14/16 by Slick Willy



Doc here, a man who some say knows a thing or two about keeping one's extremities warm in cold weather, with Part 1 of Operation Arctic Blast with Khaleesi

Yesterday at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, I did my part to help keep those extremities both warm and active during the lunch hour. And the remedy for this frostbite?  The amazing Khaleesi!  The Mother of All Squirters, along with her squire Khal, had a triumphant visit and bukkake at 15th Ave., and reports are coming in.  

First out of the gate is Slick Willy...Take it away, sir!

***

Doc,

Holy Good Lord what an afternoon...

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Updated 12/14 at 9am: Visit Announcement! Operation Arctic Blast with Khaleesi @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Wednesday 12/14/16 at Noon

UPDATED 12/14 @ 9AM: Doc here... Please review this series of instructions if you plan on attending Operation Arctic Blast with Khaleesi Wednesday at Noon at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. 



Gents...Failure to follow these instructions will result in a very short afternoon for the guests of honor. The Good Doctor will be on hand to help make sure these rules are followed for my friends. 

Don't be "that guy" that ruined a great afternoon for everyone. 

Thanks,
Doc

***

Doc here, a man who some say took care of that thing downtown, with a bulletin from the Lizardo Weather Service. This is not a test:

For Immediate Release:  Operation Arctic Blast is currently on track for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL for Wednesday December 14th at Noon. At the center of this storm bukkake is the gorgeous Khaleesi, and this visit may pack quite the wallop.

The LWS is predicting 20-25 inches loads, and Khaleesi is prepared to handle that many plus more should the system deliver more. Khaleesi has requested additional equipment (dudes) to be on-hand to handle the extra load requirements. 

The additional equipment needs be clean, respectful, and ready. No exceptions.

Operation Arctic Blast hits at 12 Noon CT Wednesday. For the latest developments, Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter at @LizardoJournal .

End Transmission.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Refugi-O in Vienna, Austria - August 2016


Doc here, a man who some say can throw a Vienna sausage 70+ yards in a tight spiral, with the 2nd International Flash Report from Journal scribe The Traveler.

In this report, The Traveler hits Refugi-O, an on-premises club in Vienna, Austria, and it  a) is full of hot details, and b) makes me want to book a trip to Vienna right now.  I have also added it to The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database for your quick reference. 

This is a detail rich report, so sit down, pour yourself a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), enjoy a taco (Hi K!), and hunker down with this goodness.

Take it away, The Traveler!

***

Dear Doctor,

Vienna is a wonderful city to visit. It has beautiful architecture, great food and best of all a varied assortment of adult entertainment. The city offers a large number of Porno Kino’s (adult theaters) many of them offering gang bang programs weekly and in theater companion services to help with your enjoyment of the movies. It also is home to a dozen or more swinger and sex clubs. 

The lifestyle community is large and active in Vienna and during the summer months the city draws a large number of tourists, some of whom are drawn to the adult venues. I have been fortunate to visit the city several times and have always had some amazing experiences.

In August 2016 I returned to Vienna, but before my arrival I spent time doing internet research to find some adult entertainment clubs that I hoped would provide new and exciting experiences. One of the clubs I was drawn to was Refugi-O (not really but I will explain latter). This is a small club that does not advertise or promote itself like the larger more well-known lifestyle clubs in Vienna. 

From the Refugi-O Website
The first thing that drew my interest was the philosophy of the club, a philosophy based on the “Story of O” a book that was written in the 1970’s. I had read the book a long time ago and found it intriguing, but to refresh my understanding I bought a new copy and read it again. I don’t have time to explain the whole book but basically it is a story of male dominate, female submissive love that has a healthy dose of BDSM. Upon reading the book a second time I knew I had to visit this club.

Refugi-O is only open on Friday and Saturday night. For single males the club requires that you contact them and make a reservation. It was not difficult to get my reservation but I suggest you call rather than use the email contact on the website. I tried that several times without success. The dress code of the club also required that I have a suit and tie, something I don’t usually pack on my travels.

On the night of my visit I put on a freshly pressed suit and tie and took the train to Morizgasse. I was a little nervous not sure what to expect at the club. It was easy enough to find the address but no red door, which was mentioned on the website. I spent a few minutes looking around then called to the club to confirm I was lost. The host for the evening answered and explained that the location was across the street from Morizgasse 9, something that I missed in my German translation. The red door is actually a heavy red drape that covers a small portico where the entrance to the club is found.

I was greeted by a very outgoing and friendly host who directed me down a short flight of stairs into a small lounge area with a bar along the back wall. Here I found three couples and two single men talking and enjoying wine and other assorted beverages. My host introduced me to the hostess, a talk thin attractive brunette who wore a revealing black leather outfit. I ordered a glass of wine and took a seat next to the couples. Since I don’t speak German and only four of the people in the club spoke English, I found myself limited in conversation. Fortunately both the host and hostess spoke English so my lack of language skills did not become an issue.

Monday, December 12, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Day of Rest


Doc here, a man who some say is your sexy vampire boyfriend, with a quick note from my desk, buried deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

It's been a very busy last 9 days for your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Hosting HUGE adult theater holiday parties at both The Art Cinema in Hartford and 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago has left me a bit bushed (no, not that bush. Tired bushed).  I decided to take a day off from The Journal on Sunday, watch some football with Barky Lizardo, and replenish my Bloody Mary reserves. Good times my friends. 

Monday is a new day, and begins a great new week in this thing of ours. How great? Well how about...

  • Box Score from Saturday's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Party in Chicago at 15th Ave. The awful weather didn't deter these hardcore party-goers. And once again, Bad Santa wore no pants. 
  • A Wednesday at noon visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater by the legendary Khaleesi. The Mother of All Squirters is in the holiday spirit. And by holiday spirit, I mean "in the mood for a huge bukkake."   Come one, come all, and most importantly, cum all over Khaleesi's gorgeous face during lunchtime Wednesday 12/14. 
  • A brand new International Flash Report from regular contributor The Traveler. This times he visits Vienna (not the beef, the beautiful Austrian city), and finds a club that is pretty awesome. Great report coming soon!
  • Brand new pics from my good friends B, D, and Red.  Red showed off a new corset to The Good Doctor, and it was very good.
Stay tuned, follow me on Twitter for latest report announcements, & most importantly, stay hydrated (with Bloody Mary's or your favorite fluid). 

Thanks,
Doc



Saturday, December 10, 2016

UPDATED Saturday 12/10! TONIGHT!!! Saturday December 10th, 2016 at 8pm! Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!


Updated Saturday 12/10 at 11:30am: Doc here, and frankly, he has ants in his pants. The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to head north to 15th Ave. Adult Theater for tonight's HUGE party!

The big day is here, and it time to light the candle on the Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party!  

Here is what you need to know about tonight's HUGE event:
  • It's BYOB.
  • 1st 50 M/F Couples receive a cool Holiday Swag Bag ($50 retail value).
  • M/F Couples & Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot (first come, first served). 
  • A special holiday themed sexy outfit contest, MC'd by Doc Santa. 3 great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! And you (the audience) does the judging via your applause!
  • There *may* be a special guest attending tonight. Mum is the word on her identity. 
  • Special appearance by Bad Santa and his Secret Sack. 
The Party Room looks great. The Swag Bags are done. The BYOB bar is ready. Now it's up to you to make this our craziest party of 2016!

First time M/F Couples & Single Females: The Good Doctor will be giving tours of the facility between 7:45pm and 9:15pm this evening.  Just ask for "Doc" at the front desk.

I'm looking forward to seeing a lot of sexy Santa's Helpers starting at 8pm!  See you then!

Thanks,
Doc Bad Santa

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Updated Friday 12/9 at 11AM: You can hear the elves working hard in the Party Room, making the last minute adjustments to the great decorations for tomorrow night's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

The Good Doctor will be doing a walk through later today at 15th Ave., and laying out his wardrobe for the several outfit changes throughout the evening. This event is a big deal for your old friend in the white suit and aviators, and needs to come off note perfect. 

Returning this year to the party is Santa's Secret Sack. Inside Santa's Secret Sack will be all sorts of sweet delights, plus a few surprises.  Santa will be visiting all the tables and having the lovely ladies plunge their hands deep inside Santa's Secret Sack for their surprises. It's a holiday tradition unlike any other. 

The Sexy Outfit Contest returns, and starts at 10pm.  Hosted by Doc Bad Santa, this will be a blast as the girls show the audience their sexy outfits and moves on stage. The Top three scores (as determined by Doc's Bad Santa's applause meter) win a really nice vibrator, courtesy of 15th Ave!  

The RSVPs have been great for this event, so brave the cold and warm the cockles of your heart at Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party tomorrow at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater .

Have questions about the event?  E-mail me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

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Update Thursday 12/8 at 2PM: The buzz is getting LOUD for this Saturday's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

Yesterday, Bob & Natalie completed the Bad Santa Swag Bags, and they came out great! Here is your sneak peak at them:


Remember kids, the first 50 M/F Couples get a swag bag, starting at 8pm. Each bag contains close to $50 retail of cool and sexy things for all your senses. Do not miss out on these fun bags!

Bad Santa's outfit is good to go for Saturday, and it's bad. Real bad. And I'm he is still looking for the pants.

Join us for a HUGE last event for 2016! It's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Saturday night at 8pm! Remember, this party is BYOB!

Thanks,

Doc


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Doc here, a man who some say spreads Christmas cheer in the only way he knows how. Without pants

We are only 3 days away from the last HUGE party of 2016 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party.  The Good Doctor cannot wait to get in the holiday spirit, spread some holiday cheer, and host his favorite party of the year in Chicago. 

Last year's Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. was a crazy affair, complete with sexy little outfits on the girls, a NUTS sexy outfit contest, and Bad Santa sans pants. He was even seen walking around with Santa's Secret Sack, with several ladies picking out some sweet delights while other found something a little bigger and longer. 

As always, we will have holiday swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm. Each bag contains about $50 retail value in fun things for all your senses. Remember to get to 15th Ave. early so you do not miss out on them. 

Remember, this party is BYOB, so bring your favorite libations and we will keep them cold for you behind the BYOB bar. We will have cups, ice, and mixers at the ready for you. 

At 10pm, a special holiday version of our Sexy Outfit Contest begins. 10 Girls, 10 sexy outfits, 3 great vibrating prizes, and a guy in a really bad Santa outfit will MC. Ladies: if you want to participate in the contest, see me early in the evening to sign up and get your number. 

Later today, pics of the Bad Santa swag bags will go up on 15th Ave's Twitter, just to wet your panties appetite on what awaits you on Saturday. Make sure you are Following 15th Ave to get your sneak peek of the fun bags.

Next update later today...

Make plans to join us Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL for Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Thanks,
Doc