Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Box Score: Beach Blanket Bango at The Art Cinema in Hartford on Saturday June 25, 2016

Doc here, a man who some say once ran a 5K in under 8 hours, with the Box Score of Beach Blanket Bango, the latest huge adult theater party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT from this past Saturday, 6/25.

As many of you know, I was due to host the event as usual, but a trade show commitment successfully cock-blocked me from making the trip to the right coast. I was not a happy Lizardo about this development. 

In any case, the event was a huge success without your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Some legendary ladies were in attendance, such as my good friend, the tall, sexy, naughty, and vociferous  Natasha, the awesome Mrs. Craigslist Couple, and many others (I am looking for reports on this evening. Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report).

Here is your Box Score from Beach Blanket Bango at the mighty Art Cinema:

BOX SCORE: BEACH BLANKET BANGO @ THE ART

Couples: 81
Single Females: 1
Trans-Girls: 3

The next big event at the Art Cinema is Saturday September 17th @ 7pm - Back to School. This is the party that last year broke the couples attendance record with 111 couples in attendance. And nothing short of a broken leg will prevent me from hosting this event.

Congrats to the terrific owner of the Art Cinema, Ernie, for a great event!  Well done sir!

See you in September!

Thanks,
Doc








Monday, June 27, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! The SDCouple Hit the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on 6/24/16

Doc here, a man who some say was once a featured background artist in the 1993 made for TV movie "The Day the Mustache Died", with a terrific first time report from new contributors SDCouple.

In this thing of ours, everyone will experience their "first time". For couples (and in particular the female half), this can be a nerve wracking dipping of toes into the waters of adult theaters. 

Regular readers of The Journal will know that I stress the slow and steady approach, making a first visit short and leaving the lady wanting more. With that first visit out of the way, the next ones will be logical next steps from the shallow end of the pool towards slightly deeper waters.

The SDCouple made their first trip this past Friday night at the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego, and it was letter perfect. Nothing rushed, the seal was broken, and left wanting more. They stuck the landing.

Take it away, SDCouple!

***

 Hey Doc,

Just wanted to say this past Friday (6/24) the misses and I headed over to Barnett Adult Superstore over in San Diego. It was our first time doing anything like this and mainly my idea. 

She (23) was a bit nervous about it but we tend to do things along this line so she went along with it. Going in it was just like any other shop with a decent selection and the people working seemed pretty nice (didn't talk too much to them). 

After looking around for a bit we decided to head back to the theater and since it was Friday it was free for us which was an added perk. We stepped into the first little theater and it was all men which was what I suspected since it was about 1am when we decided to go in (coming back from a club). So she wasn't too excited about staying in the big theater so we got up and moved to the once next door and this was better for her since it was only like 5 other men. 

We sat and watched the movies for a bit and I started rubbing her tits. At this unspoken gesture, almost every man took out their dicks and started masturbating. Seeing this I decided to give them a little show by having the misses lift her shirt and bra, not all the way off cause she wasn't too comfortable with it being out first time. She seemed to enjoy it so I had her lower her pants a bit and started fingering her and she even let out a few moans for the other men. 

After about 5 minutes of this she informed me that she was done for that night and wanted to leave. Obviously respecting what she wanted, we left leaving with the promise to try it again. 

All this was made possible by your blog which I stumbled upon maybe a year ago. Therefore, thank you for what you do and hopefully there will be more to come from this.

-SDCouple

***

Doc here again...Many thanks to the SDCouple for a terrific primer on how to approach a first time couple's visit to an adult theater.   Something tells me their 2nd visit will be slightly wilder (just a hunch).  Keep the reports coming guys!

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Doc 's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Morning: Wall of Voodoo Edition

Doc here with your latest edition of Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Afternoon.

1983, and it's like I was in Tijuana eating  barbecued  iguana... 

Wall of Voodoo produced two of my favorite songs of that era... "Ring of Fire" a cover of the Johnny Cash hit, and this little diddy, "Mexican Radio".

Here is your two-fer from the glorious early 80's...

Thanks,
Doc

TONIGHT! Beach Blanket Bango Saturday June 25th at 7pm at the Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford








































Tonight, join Ernie and the Art Cinema Crew for a great night of beach inspired fun at the #1 rated adult theater on The Journal, The Art Cinema!  Art Cinema swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 7pm!

Support the mighty Art Cinema!  There is no place like it!

Thanks,
Doc


Saturday, June 18, 2016

The Ultimate Update! StuntSlut Simone and SlutDiane Version! TONIGHT! Saturday June 18th, 2016 - Heroes and Villains Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!








































Doc here...Yeah, I have an update for you. A big, throbbing one.

As I Tweeted out yesterday, our out of town guests are on the way into Chicago for the HUGE Heroes & Villains Party tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater 

And who are these mysterious guests?


























How about this young lady... My good friend StuntSlutSimone!  Yep, she'll be at Heroes & Villains.  Will she rope you with her golden lasso? 

And how about this insatiable chocolate lover?

video


Yep, that is my good friend SlutDiane... She will be in the Batcave at 15th Ave. this evening.

Oh, and this vivacious and boob-tastic young lady will be there...















Yep, that is another good friend of The Good Doctor...ToyLovingMILF . Who will be the cat who ate the canary?

Remember the Teen Titans from our record setting Halloween Party?  They have arrived from Atlanta, and looking to raise the bar! 

And kids, this is just the tip of the iceburg.  Tonight is going to  be HUGE. You will kick yourself if you miss this super-powered evening.

Heroes & Villains tonight at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater , 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.  Tickets available at the door.

Thanks,
Doc

***

Updated Friday at 6:30am: Doc here... The Swag Bags for this Saturday's Heroes & Villains Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater are done and they came out great!  See for yourself:
















Confirmed guests coming in for the event... My good friend StuntSlut Simone returns with bells on! The Teen Titans (they are not teenagers, they are Teen Titans) from Atlanta are coming back, and many more! Stay tuned for more updates!

Be one of the first 50 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm, and you get one of these bad boys!  This is not a party to get to "fashionably late"!  Each Swag Bag carries a $50 retail value, so why miss out?

We have guests coming in from near and far for this party, so this is one not to be missed! 

Also, the costume contests start at 10pm, so sign up early with The Good Doctor to get on board and in line for great prizes.  Categories include sexiest female outfit, best couples theme outfit, & best group outfit.

This is going to be a super-powered party, so don't miss out!

Thanks,
Doc

***

HEROES&VILLAINS

A COUPLES & SINGLES  COSPLAY PARTY


in The Party Room @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater

2125 N. 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL

Saturday June 18th, 2016 At 8PM  

Hosted by Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters


15TH AVE. HEROES & VILLAINS SWAG BAGS FOR THE FIRST 50 MALE/FEMALE COUPLES!!!***

***With your paid admission. Sorry, no passes accepted***

  

A $50 retail value inside each Swag Bag!  Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights. 
Couples and Singles, show us your SUPERHERO or SUPER VILLAIN inspired outfits at our first "Heroes and Villains Party" on Saturday June 18th 2016 at 8PM. We will also be holding three different costume contests so do not miss out on some great prizes!

PLUS!  
  • M/F couples and single females receive preferred parking in our rear lot!
  • BYOB Event
Your Invitation:
Male/Female Couples: $30.
Single Males: $50.
Single Females & TransGirls: $15.

​​Join us for our first HEROES AND VILLAINS PARTY on Saturday June 18th at 8pm!

Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Morning: Same as it Ever Was Edition

Doc here, a man who some say has never burned down the house, with another edition of Doc's Musical Interlude.

This little gem comes from one of The Good Doctor's favorite bands of all time: Talking Heads. I saw them live only once, back when The Good Doctor was just a young spud in college.  That show was what ended up eventually in "Stop Making Sense", the awesome Talking Heads concert movie by Jonathan Demme. 

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy a little music.

Thanks,
Doc



Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Cinema 309 AND Headliners in PA and Hits a Double!

Doc here, a man who some say performed on the "Chet & Daisy Show" back in the late 70's, with a great two-fer from senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

Anaconda hit both Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre and Headliners in Greenville PA.

Take it away...

***

Hey Doc,

So here's the follow up I promised in my last e-mail ...

I found myself passing through NEPA this past weekend and figured since I had some luck recently at Cinema 309, I'd try to make a quick stop on my way through late on Friday night. I rolled in about 9PM and the theater closes at 10PM, so I knew I didn't have a lot of time. My theory was that if I walked in and things were happening, I could get some quick action and then head back out. Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and a little action is better than no action at all. 


So, I pulled in and the # of cars in the lot indicated that it was pretty busy in there, good sign. I paid my $12 admission and went into the theater. After the 30 second adjustment time for the low lighting, I quickly scanned and noticed 3 couples in the theater, but only 1 area of activity. I walked down the left side aisle to check out the activity which was centered around a woman who was having her pussy fingered by one guy and about 6 or so others watching, occasionally reaching out for a handful of tit. 

I walked around a bit to check out the other couples. Couple #2 was an older couple, probably 60+, not unattractive, but they were not giving any indications that they were interested in playing with the crowd or even among themselves. Couple #3 was a young couple, probably late 20's - early 30's, and she was very cute, mixed race with carmel skin and curly brown hair and a nice slender build. They seemed very curious about what was going on around them, and I couldn't quite tell if they were going to get into some action or not.

Remembering The Paris Theatre: Part 3 - The Boob Hound Soaks in Gemini & Other Ladies at The Paris

Doc here, your humble sea bass, with Part 3 of "Remembering The Paris Theatre", an ongoing series covering the best of times at the now closed Paris Theatre in Portland, OR.

In this chapter we welcome The Boob Hound, and his report on his first trip to The Paris over the span of a few days. On his last visit at the Paris, he encounters my good friend, the amazing Gemini, and she was holding court cock at The Paris. 

Take it away, The Boob Hound!

***

Hello Doc,

I read the news about the demise of the Paris Theater on your blog today. It was a special sort of place and I'm sad to hear it's gone.

I live far away, but last summer I was in Portland for a few weeks during a business trip and made several visits to the Paris during that time. I thought I'd pass along what I wrote at the end of my trip. I originally posted this report in Brent's Yahoo group, and at that time he suggested I submit it to your blog, though I never got around to it.

-The Boob Hound

***

I am too young to have participated in the glory years of the '70s and '80s. I became aware of what goes on in adult theaters about about eight years ago. Prior to that, I naively believed that they were just places to watch porn. 

The Strand in KC, MO
2009
My first experience (and only, until I visited Portland) was in the Strand Theater, in Kansas City, Missouri, sometime in 2008. As soon as I entered that theater, I immediately understood that its patrons are almost exclusively from the gay community, and I left as soon as I entered. This led to the belief that adult theaters are primarily places for gay men to hook up, with women participating so rarely that for straight men it is not worth going. 

Monday, June 13, 2016

Freeze Frame! The Amazing Ms. PIPY with 19 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say is a carny by heart. For years, he tore phone books in half for townsfolk across the USA. This earned him fame, and a fair share of ladies along the way. 

Hands down, one of the most popular girls here at The Journal is the super sexy Ms. PIPY

There is just something about her that keeps Journal readers coming back for more... Whether it's her blonde hair, her sexy curves, or her naughty girl next door looks, she has that "it" factor.

And kids, it's time for a Freeze Frame Report of the best of Ms. PIPY. Uncensored. Hardcore. Intoxicating.

Here we go... 

Remembering The Paris Theatre: Part 2 - The Asian Cajun & Hubby Hit The Paris

Doc here, a man who some say is often mistaken for Desi Arnez, with Part 2 of "Remembering The Paris Theatre." 

In this edition, we welcome back The Asian Cajun and her hubby for a recollection of a very hot visit to The Paris.

Here is their very wet and very wild report... Take it away!

***

Hey Doc,

Here is my favorite experience with my wife, aka, The Asian Cajun at the Paris Theatre.


We were planning another trip to the Paris over the 4th of July weekend. We will be going to the OT for the 1st Saturday party instead. Hope you enjoy this cause we sure did.

The Real Pam Aldon
These are our reports...

This past Friday and Saturday, The Asian Cajun returned to Portland and was the center of two gang bangs, Friday at The Paris and Saturday at The Oregon. They have already become legendary events.

My description of her last year was that She resembled Pam Adlon. That’s more accurate than this year’s comparison,of Carrie Brownstein . Someone else thought she looked like Sharon Osborne. But none of these women come close to the raw sexuality that is packed into her beautiful womanly body. Her Legend Name, Asian Cajun is perfect. 

Were you at either event? What did you think? I was at both theaters . I had a great view of the action on The Table at The Oregon and a partial view of her, floating in a sea of men (semen?) at The Paris. 

I'd like to hear from some of the boys who had the privilege of being with her Friday and Saturday. Maybe they are still reeling with delight from the experience and haven't been able to come back down to earth yet.

Here are their two reports about their first visit to The Paris about a year ago on Brent's Theater Tails Yahoo Group:

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Remembering The Paris Theatre: Part 1 - ORichard on The Paris' Last Night on 6/7/16

Doc here, a man who some say once owned a thriving woodpecker sanctuary back in Upstate NY in the late 1980's, with the first "Remembering The Paris Theatre" report in this new series.  

The Paris shut it's door permanently this past week, and as with any death, it's time to eulogize the newly departed with stories and reports when things were hopping on SW 3rd in Portland. 

First up, Part 1. Ironically, is the last report of action at The Paris from this past Tuesday evening, from regular Journal contributor and noted landscape painter, ORichard (check out ORichard's extremely popular report on the late, great Edgewater West in Oakland HERE).  Little did anyone know that this was the last night for The Paris, which was denied a fond farewell or good-bye by a quick sale and a mad dash.

To top it off, this report is HOT.  Dammit all. 

Take it away, ORichard.

***

Doc,

Just a brief recount. Went to the Paris a little after 8 expecting to see the NNCS (the Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker), who usually visits Tuesday evenings. Instead found a young woman (the Orange Flag and later arena bed woman), sitting by herself in the middle of the regular seats. 

I waited to make sure she hadn't come with a partner who might have been in the john, and then sat beside her. She glanced over through her glasses and proceeded to fondle my johnson. I returned her groping and we were suddenly surrounded by some of the other patrons who realized she was ready to play. She asked if I was ready to accompany her to the arena bed just as another guy's hand snaked down and into her panties. 

Then it was game on. She lay back on the table and a naked fellow quickly mounted her. He switched to anal after she said nodded her approval, and the small Tuesday night crowd soon added a cock to each hand and one at her face as well as some titty sucking. She was very wet and had a wonderful full, kinky bush, and just the right amount of aroused pussy smell.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Afternoon: David Letterman Edition

Doc here, a man who some say has music in his head all day long.  Unfortunately it's circus music, and it's really annoying. 

It's Saturday folks, and after a week of bad news about the Paris Theatre in Portland, it's time to chill a bit with a musical interlude.  Yes kids, it's time for Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday afternoon.

The first edition of this feature was a big hit, with over 1,400 clicks on the video featuring Devo and Neil Young.   I know, I'm not over it either.

This afternoon, another glimpse into The Good Doctor's musical tastes... Rooted in the late '70's and early 80's, my tastes are a tad weird, and have punk overtones.  Mostly.

The year is 1996, and the Sex Pistols are the musical guest on the David Letterman Show. 

Coming Soon! Remembering The Paris Theatre in Portland - A Series of Reports

Doc here, a man who some say is dressed in black on a 94 degree Saturday afternoon, with a preview of coming attractions to The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Over the 7+ years of serving you, the good readers of The Journal, I have published countless reports from the Paris Theater in Portland.  The Paris (as you now know), closed it's doors for good after the close of business Wednesday night 6/8/16 without warning.

The Paris Theatre (and to a great degree, The Jefferson Theatre before it) were legendary in this thing of ours as being some the wildest and most intense adult theaters in the country. The Jefferson had possibly the most ideal layout for a non-balcony adult theater, with a couples only section in the rear side of the theater that did not allow the choir boys to stand directly in front of the section while waxing their willies.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Breaking News! R.I.P. The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR

Doc here, with some news that really sucks out loud.

2016 has been a cruel year for notable deaths. David Bowie. Prince. Kimbo Slice. Muhammad Ali. Abe Vigoda. 

And now we add one more to that list: The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR.

Suddenly and without any formal warning, the legendary Paris Theatre in Portland, OR closed it's doors today for good. My good friend and colleague, Brent in Portland, reported it first late this afternoon. Later this evening he texted me saying that crews were already tearing up The Paris, prepping it for it's next iteration as a non-adult venue. 

Here is the notice that was posted by Ray, the Paris' owner earlier today:




















And with those two paragraphs, The Paris is no more.  It has ceased to be.  It's is an "X" x-rated theater. 



In the coming days and weeks, I will be re-publishing some of the "Best of The Paris" reports I have featured here at The Journal.  There is some great stuff, and I look forward to sharing it with you, the good readers of The Journal.  

The Paris Theatre...We hardly knew ye.

Thanks,
Doc






Monday, June 6, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Avid Annie and Michael Hit the School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/21/16 (with PICS!)



Doc here, a man who some say was trained at a school for ninjas back in the 1980's, only to defect back to the USA just in time for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island and taking a solid third place. 

I love when new couples join the ranks of Journal reporters, and today we welcome the lovely Avid Annie and her guy, Michael

They attended the School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday May 21st, and have filed this report.  I was hosting the event, and her account is right on point. Picture perfect one might say...

Speaking of pics, Avid Annie supplied some very nice pics to your old friend in the white suit and aviators to add some eye candy. 

Here we go...  Please welcome Avid Annie and her report!

***

Doc,


 Michael and I had been planning our visit for about a month. Because we live almost 5 hours away from the theater, it always takes a little extra planning for us to attend. We have been to the theater about 10 times over the past year and have had great experiences there, so the extra planning has always been well worth it. This trip was extra special, because we were going to attend the May schoolgirl party.


Avid Annie
After making the drive and checking into the hotel, Michael and I ate dinner together and relaxed for awhile before getting ready for the party. After getting dressed and packing our bag, we headed over to the theater for some fun. The hotel we stay at is only about 10 minutes from the theater, however the ride always seems longer because of the growing excitement and increasing dampness between my legs.

When we walked into the theater, we were welcomed by Doc, as well as the rest of the front desk staff. We made our way into the party room and I was pleased to see others dressed in their schoolgirl outfits, just like I was. Every costume seemed to have it's own unique feature...some girls had ribbons in their hair, some girls were wearing sexy glasses, and some girls had thigh high nylons. 

Couple's Flash Report! WifeThatRocks's Gloryhole Visit in Raleigh, NC on 5/29/16 w/ PICS!!!

Doc here, a man who some say patrolled the mean streets of this dark city. A silent avenger, a vigilante, an anti-hero. In a lab coat.

Today we welcome a new couple's reporting team that goes by WifeThatRocks. And ladies and gentlemen, she certainly does! All pics in this report are the real WifeThatRocks on the night in question.

In this report, WifeThatRocks and her hubby visit a theater/ABS location in Raleigh, NC for their first gloryhole adventure. And it is here where we pick up our report.

This is a good one folks. That means popping open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and fastening your seat belts. 

Here we go...

***

Good Day Good Doctor,

OK, well lets get started... My husband and I have been exploring different sexual adventures as you can tell from my previous posts. I have been really busy and for the last few months we have kind of had "normal sex". Not that the normal stuff is bad but we had gotten away from being crazy adventurous. I think having a kid that is growing up and insane careers can do that. Well last night we took a sudden leap forward. 

Box Score: Playboys & Playgirls Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 6/4/16

Doc here, a man who some say is often mistaken as a produce manager at the local Piggly Wiggly, with the Box Score for last night's big Playboys and Playgirls Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The ladies in attendance looked fantastic, as there were many top shelf Playboy Bunny outfits at the party!  And the provided bunny ears in the swag bags came in very handy as the evening went on (I will let you draw your own conclusions on how and why they were so handy). 

The sexy outfit contest was also a big hit!  Congrats to all the sexy ladies who participated, and hats off to the winners:
  1. Contestant 6 - Mrs. Taz
  2. Contestant 2 - Natalia (Not her real name. Not even close.)
  3. Contestant 3 - Sophie
Here is the Box Score on last night's Playboys and Playgirls Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago:

Box Score :
Couples: 49
Single Females: 1

Thanks to everyone that came out and had a blast Saturday night in Chicago's western burbs!

Doc

Saturday, June 4, 2016

UPDATED 6/4/16 w/PICS!!! TONIGHT!!! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Event: Playboys & Playgirls M/F Couples and Single Females Only Party on Saturday June 4th, 2016 at 8pm!








































Updated Saturday 6/4 at 12 Noon: Doc here with an update on tonight's big Playboys & Playgirls Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed and ready for the drive into the city for tonight's Hef-Tastic evening. I have heard from two Journal all-stars that they are planning to attend tonight.

Who might these people be, you might ask?  Well, The Good Doctor will give you a peek at who these sexy ladies might be:


Slut Diane












Slut Diane





















We are anticipating a big turn-out tonight, so be ready to embrace your inner bunny or Hef at our first official summer party of 2016!

The Party Room is decorated, and the BYOB Bunny Bar is primed and ready. 

As always, a few helpful suggestions to make your experience even better:

  • Get to the party early. Your chances of getting a locker are better, and the couples preferred parking lot in the back will fill up as the evening goes on. 
  • This is a BYOB event. We will keep your beverages cold, and have cups and ice for you.
  • Swag Bags for the first 40 M/F Couples starting at 8pm. Don't miss out on these "fun bags", which have a coupon for a couples admission on a non-event night, a XXX DVD, and all sorts of things for all your senses. And a great set of bunny ears too!
  • The Sexy Outfit Contest will start around 10pm.  Those of you who have been to an event before know how fun and hot this contest has become. 
Tickets as always available at the door only! M/F Couples $30, Single Females $15.  

The Party Room is reserved for M/F Couples and Single Females Only for the event. The rest of 15th Ave. is open to everyone. Single Guys and Trans-Girls admission will be at spa-level pricing only for this evening. 


Next update Saturday!

Thanks,
Doc

***

The Playboys & Playgirls Swag Bags are complete, and looking pretty spiffy (complete with deluxe bunny ears):


Also included in the swag bags are fun items plus a couple's pass for your next non-event visit to 15th Ave, a XXX DVD, all totaling a $50 value. The first 40 M/F couples get one, starting at 8pm, so get here early so you do not miss out.

Our sexy outfit contest returns, with three great prizes for the ladies who finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.  

As always, this is a BYOB event, so bring your favorite beverage and we will keep it cold for you.  We provide the cups and ice. 

Please note: The Party Room will be exclusively be set aside for M/F couples and single females.  The rest of the facility is open to single males and trans girls at spa included prices.

We look forward to seeing you this Saturday night at 8pm for Playboys and Playgirls.

Next update tomorrow!

Thanks,
Doc