Doc here, a man who some allege is the love-child of Clemenza and Geraldo Rivera, with a whopper of a Freeze Frame Report from my good friend and chocolate connoisseur, Slut Diane.
You see, this past Saturday morning, the doorbell rang at the Chez Lizardo, deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. When I got to the door, it was a singing telegram, which took The Good Doctor by surprise (didn't they disappear like 30 years ago). The guy was also dressed a Canadian Mountie, and I have no idea why.
The song (to the best of my recollection) went something like this:
Hey Good Doctor, whatya say?
Slut Diane was traveling by San Francisco Bay.
She had a taste for chocolate,
and after a few calls,
she was surrounded by at least a dozen chocolate balls.
Slut Diane dove in head and mouth first,
and due to her mighty healthy thirst,
this mighty chocolate team,
filled her kitty with lots of messy cream.
It was at this time the Mountie handed me a flash drive with the 8 HOT images you see below, jumped into the back seat of a 1977 AMC Gremlin, and sped away.
And that last pic is a show stopper folks...
Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy 8 brand new pics of the insatiable Slut Diane.
Slut Diane in San Francisco
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