Doc here, a man who some say once ran a 5K in under 8 hours, with the Box Score of Beach Blanket Bango, the latest huge adult theater party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT from this past Saturday, 6/25.
As many of you know, I was due to host the event as usual, but a trade show commitment successfully cock-blocked me from making the trip to the right coast. I was not a happy Lizardo about this development.
In any case, the event was a huge success without your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Some legendary ladies were in attendance, such as my good friend, the tall, sexy, naughty, and vociferous Natasha, the awesome Mrs. Craigslist Couple, and many others (I am looking for reports on this evening. Please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your report).
Here is your Box Score from Beach Blanket Bango at the mighty Art Cinema:
BOX SCORE: BEACH BLANKET BANGO @ THE ART
Single Females: 1
The next big event at the Art Cinema is Saturday September 17th @ 7pm - Back to School. This is the party that last year broke the couples attendance record with 111 couples in attendance. And nothing short of a broken leg will prevent me from hosting this event.
Congrats to the terrific owner of the Art Cinema, Ernie, for a great event! Well done sir!
See you in September!