Twistingly's outfit was right on point: The Naughty English Teacher. She was hard to miss in a night swarming with great looking couples and singles. And yes, her look was one that is one of my favorites (and I am a picky Lizardo) and executed note perfect.
To underscore this, Twistingly was kind enough to share several exxxclusive pics of her with you, the good readers of The Journal. I am sure you will enjoy them as much as I did. (ed. note: Please remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images).
So after her first report where Twistingly and Mr. Twistingly soaked in the scene and took notes, what would be their next steps?
Theater play? More booth play? Public play? Let's find out, shall we?
Here we go...Please welcome back to The Journal the lovely Twistingly...
Hello Dear Doctor,
We arrived at Back to School and the lot was full. Knowing only couples and women get to park there, I figured there must be a lot of both. Several cars were directed to an alternate lot where we parked and exited our cars (ladies readjusting their short skirts). A security guard escorted the group down a questionable gravel path littered with rocks and broken glass and through a chain link fence which led to the primary parking lot at the back of the theater. My husband looked a bit concerned, but for me it just added to the excitement. I'm weird like that. ;)
The first 50 couples received a "swag bag" and I was excited because he handed one to me. Yay!! It contained a pass for another visit, a DVD of porn (Harem themed), condoms, lube, glow bracelets (chicks dig glow bracelets! Guys, if ever want to make friends at a bar, bring a box of them and we'll swarm), glittery pencil, ruler (smack) and a pencil cup filled with candy (pop rocks! This will be fun!). Very cute and appropriate for the theme, but I wondered how we're of the first 50 to arrive.