Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Flash Report! The Volunteer Surfs In On #OperationAfternoonWave at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago with Khal & Khaleesi!

Doc here, a man who some say is still a volunteer at the American Meatball Museum, located in a small warehouse near Bend, Oregon.

#OperationAfternoonWave was a seminal event for senior reporters Khal & Khaleesi, as they took aver 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for an afternoon of debauchery.

Luckily for us, first time caller/long time listener The Volunteer was there with his notebook in hand, and has filed this report.

Here we go!

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Hi Doc-

I've been monitoring Doc's Journal for months, curiously reading and patiently waiting. As a Chicagoan, I knew that at some point, I'd have the opportunity to participate in a meet-and-greet with one of his followers at the fabled 15th Avenue Adult Emporium.

Early Thursday, I checked Doc's Twitter account and saw a storm was brewing. With a name like #OperationAfternoonWave I had a suspicion as to what this could be, and took a few minutes to review other Twitter feeds to confirm. Once Doc put out the word that 2PM would be the time, I started prepping. The excitement for the Mother of All Squirter's appearance was tough to contain (and wouldn't need to be for long).

I arrived a few minutes after the call to arms, having never been to 15th Avenue before. It was easy to find, and I was pleased to see the parking lot was not as packed as I'd anticipated. I entered the building, paid admission, and headed into the theater.

I'd arrived at just the right moment. A crowd of 10-15 had surrounded the Couples Section as Khal was bringing Khalessi to climax. Within 5 minutes of arriving, the waterworks began and the "tide" rolled in at least three times. I have never been eyewitness to a tsunami, but this was the next best thing. Once Khalessi had recoiled, Khal cleaned up the wreckage. For those that didn't attend, this task required at least three full towels to even start to repair the damage!