Updated Saturday 9/24 at 1pm: Doc here once again... The Panty Raid party is so close you can smell the...er...never mind. You get the idea.
It came to our attention that may be some confusion out there about our BYOB policy for the HUGE monthly parties I host at 15th Ave.
To be clear:
The Panty Raid Party and all other monthly parties The Good Doctor hosts are BYOB.
RSVP's are piling up, StuntSlut Simone is chomping at the bit to do her best glazed doughnut imitation, and we cannot wait to host!
The contest this month is for sexiest panties...Ladies, see The Good Doctor to enter the contest and get your number! We have three great prizes for the winners Saturday night, and will start around 10pm.
Join us for Chicagoland's best value in lifestyle events! 15th Ave. Adult Theater is located at 2125 N. 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL.
Questions? E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org .
Doc here, with an important update on this Saturday's HUGE Panty Raid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.
This is going to be a crazy one, folks! Across Chicagoland and beyond, I am getting reports of girlfriends, wives, and single girls shopping feverishly for brand new sexy panties. A unconfirmed report had a carton of sexy underthings being airdropped via drone somewhere over Schaumburg is under Journal investigation.
First, the swag bags for Saturday's Panty Raid Party are complete courtesy of Bob & Natalie at 15th Avenue. Here is a sneak peak at them:
Remember kids, only the first 50 M/F Couples get one of these bad boys with their paid admission to the event. Each bag contains $50 retail value of goodies inside.
Secondly, RSVPs are coming in hot and heavy for the event. One of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours, my good friend StuntSlut Simone will be coming in for the event (along with Mr. S at her side). And we all know how much she loves The Good Doctor's parties, and her expert impression of a glazed doughnut just might be in play.
Here is your check list for the Panty Raid Party:
- Event is BYOB.
- Couples and Single Females get preferred parking in our secure and discreet rear lot (as space allows).
- Tours: The Good Doctor will be giving tours for first time couples and single females starting at 7:45pm and running until 9pm. Just ask for Doc at the front desk.
- ABSOLUTELY NO CELL PHONE USE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE RETAIL STORE AND OUTSIDE THE FACILITY. If you are caught using the phone inside the restricted area, you may be asked to leave with no refund.
- We have added additional security for this event and moving forward to ensure single guys are acting respectful throughout the facility. Don't be that guy that gets ejected after ignoring this important rule.
Next update on Friday. Questions? Please e-mail me at email@example.com .