Thursday, March 30, 2017

Vote! "Would You Buy Journal of Adult Theaters Swag?"

Doc here, a man who some say knows close to 17 bird calls, with a call to action for you, the good readers of The Journal!

The Good Doctor has been getting more requests than normal for Journal of Adult Theater swag (again). By swag, I mean coffee mugs, adult theater naughty bags, t-shirts, etc. I need to determine if this is a thing, or just one of the random requests I get every day in my In-Box. 

On the right hand side, I have set up a poll than runs until Sunday April 9th at 11:59pm CT. Do your Lizardo Journal duty, and let your voice be heard. 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits the Berlin News Agency in NJ, and Gets to Periscope Depth on 3/22/17

Doc here, a man who some say put the "Mac" in the "Macarena", with an outstanding Flash Report from senior reporter Dry Clean Only (aka DCO).  

DCO made a lengthy stop in one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, the Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ. BNA is an awesome stop in this thing of ours, and luckily for all of us, DCO's stop was a good one.

Take it away, Dry Clean Only...

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Hi Doc, 



With winter and spring business travel upon me, I started planning in advance to take advantage of the driving routes and destinations. I tested the waters with the Twitterverse to see if there were any new haunts out there in Central PA, Baltimore, and Greater Philly for us couples-fans, but it looks like The Journal's Database is fairly complete, and no new spots were suggested. I did make a stop at Adult Video & Gift Outlet (3184 Susquehanna Trail, Duncannon, PA 17020), only to find once inside that the theaters were marked closed, though it was a friendly, clean, well-stocked store. We need another visit, and I regret not having asked the clerks about theater status.

So that brings me to one of my favorite places to visit while on the road: Berlin News Agency. It's never convenient for me to make it there, but the extra hour each way has typically proven worth-it for me, and I only ever go there mid-week. There are a lot of descriptions of BNA on The Journal in my two previous submissions to The Journal, and from others, but if I had to sum it up after visiting other places, I'd say it like this: down to fuck. There's no couples section. There's no grand architecture. There's just a clean, sexy, well-appointed facility for couples-fun.
The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
So I got there at about 5:30pm on a Wednesday. I thought there may be some on-the-way-home-from-the-office play going on, and when I pulled in and saw a bunch of cars in the lot, I thought I had hit paydirt. I walked in and struck up fast conversation with Paul, whom I believe is the General Manager. I hadn't seen Paul in a year or more, but he remembered me readily and we quickly got into great conversation. That's the thing in this thing of ours, the people are great. (ed. note: Paul is awesome!)

Turns out the cars in the lot belonged to the other guys, who, like me, figured there was a chance for an early evening display of affection by a commuting couple. Paul had told me that every day, they have couples, with Friday-Sunday bringing in as many as ten couples in a day without even a themed event going on. However, as Paul told me, today it probably wasn't to be until after dark, because of the unusually sunny and warm March day in NJ. 

So, the horny hopefuls and I roamed the dark hallways and nooks of the theater section to pass time. I eventually got bored, and, ever-the-optimist, I decided to go check out the arcade side of the building, as perhaps a lovely woman on her way home from work had dropped in for a little booth play. Again, nothing exciting going on over there. I had forgotten that entrance to the Arcade at BNA did not allow for free viewing like The Westwood had, but I was prepared with some small bills and fed the machines for a bit, while I tweeted some of my favorite friends on Twitter about my progress thus far.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

International Flash Report! The Traveler Checks In from Bliss Out in Tokyo, Japan! (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who once auditioned for the role in the kaiju TV series "Ultraman Braciole", but was rejected for being too "Keepin' it Real". 

What a week it's been for Flash Reports... Simply M, The Adventurous MD Couple, and now... The Traveler!

Senior Reporter The Traveler is back with his best work to date!  The Traveler was in Tokyo, Japan, and with a high degree of sleuthing found the elusive Golden Ticket in the Tokyo lifestyle scene, Bliss Out.

Settle in for this one folks... I suggest two cans of Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and a comfortable seat to sit in to absorb all the details properly!  It's all sorts of awesome!

Take it away, The Traveler!

***

Review of Bliss Out- A Tokyo Happening Bar
Doc, this is a review of Bliss Out, an underground Happening Bar in Tokyo. Happening bars are lifestyle clubs where couples and single women come to play and single men are free to take part in their adventures. Bliss Out is one of the few HB’s that will allow foreigners to enter, but its underground location is not often made public so it is difficult to find. I walked the streets of the Shinjuku district for several hours in an attempt to locate the hidden entrance to the club. With a little help from hints given on the internet and some persistence I finally found a stairway that I hoped would lead to the underground club. I pushed the buzzer on an unmarked basement door on a Thursday afternoon and I was at the entrance to Bliss Out.

Couple's Flash Report! The Adventurous MD Couple Hit Fantasyland 1 in Tampa...Hard! (w/28 Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say lights up a room with his mustache, with another top-shelf Couple's Flash Report this week.  My good friends The Adventurous MD Couple visited one of my favorite adult theaters, Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL week before last.  The Good Doctor helped promote the visit, and that along with assistance on the ground from a friend of their's, made for a memorable night.

Along with this great report are 28 (yes, 28!) brand new and exclusive images of Ms. Adventurous MD Couple.  

You're welcome.

Here we go!

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Adventurous Maryland Couple Visit Fantasyland 1 in Tampa
The AdvMDCpl stopped in at Fantasyland 1 for some gang bang and bukkake action last week while traveling in Florida. It had been about a year since our last visit to Fantasyland, and although we had a good experience in 2016 thanks to the efforts of our friend Clearwater Joe, MsAdvMDCpl was a bit worried because of a bunch of overly aggressive guys in the theater that forced her to move into a private room last year. 

As you may know, MsAdvMDCpl is still somewhat new to the adult theater scene and though she absolutely enjoys having sex in public places, she still prefers events that are in very controlled environments, which some guys have had some difficulty understanding and respecting. 

On this particular evening in Tampa, the group of guys attending the theater behaved exactly as MsAdvMDCpl hoped for and as a result she gave everyone a show in the Fish Bowl as well as in the main theater, and invited everyone that was there to donate a load of cum to her body. So as per our usual style of reporting for the Good Doctor’s Journal, here is a review of the evening from the his and her perspective.

The evening according to MsAdvMDCpl...

As we arrived at the theater I was a bit apprehensive. I had picked out a short and very tight fitting dress which MrAdvMDCpl said highlighted what he thinks are my best body features. I knew that we had been communicating with one member of Fantasyland that had put together a select group of guys for me to play with. I also knew that Doc had advertised our attendance and the number of cars parked in the lot seemed to suggest that a good crowd of guys was waiting inside. 

Ms. Adventurous MD Couple
As we walked through the parking lot I had trouble blocking out my concern that the guys in the open theater would be as aggressive as last year when they flocked around me and groped me from all sides as I played with myself to get warmed up. We’ve learned a lot about setting expectations in the year since so we told everyone to give us space to get comfortable and warmed up. 

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes Return to The Art Cinema in Hartford THIS FRIDAY 3/24/17 at 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say played "Thug #8" in episode 3.2 of "Vegas", with a very special Visit Announcement for this coming Friday night, March 24th, in Hartford, CT.

My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be making a rare visit to the mighty Art Cinema this Friday night 3/24 at 7pm!  They do not get to The Art as often as they'd like, but when they do, fasten your seat belts!

Guys, as per usual, they are looking for clean, drug-free, smoke-free, respectful, non-pushy and ready gentlemen to enjoy a feature or two on the main floor of The Art. If you are not, then this is going to be a short evening with only yourselves to blame.

Guys, do not disappoint The Good Doctor.  Follow the rules above, and everyone has a great night.  If not, then go home and get your shinebox.

Here is a Gallery of images of Mrs. Sexual Athlete to jump-start your morning (some shot by The Good Doctor himself)!  (Click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Monday, March 20, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! Eve & Adam Hits Video Liquidators Adult Theater in Buffalo, NY on 3/18/17 (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has a soft spot in his heart for this new reporting team of Eve & Adam, since they hail from my old stomping grounds of Western NY.  It is about time that a hot couple from my hometown stepped up to be contributors to The Journal!

First of all, do yourselves a favor and follow Eve & Adam on Twitter HERE.  They have a great Twitter feed...

Now, to the task at gland hand. This past Sunday, I happened to see some pics posted by Eve inside an adult theater, but for the life of me, I could not identify it (and trust me kids, I'm real good at this). I shot a message to them, asking where this was, and low and behold, it was a theater I am very familiar with: Video Liquidators on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo, NY.  As a matter of fact, I had stopped in there about a month ago while in town.

The reason I couldn't identify the theater was that it is so damn dark in both of their theaters, it's impossible to tell that the seats are actually blue/purple. But also what distracted your old friend in the white suit and aviators was the hot girl in the pics inside the adult theater!  

Long story short, I reached back out to Eve, and now she (and Adam) will now be contributing to The Journal, starting with this awesome first report.  And also, I have some awesome images of Eve to share with you as well (remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)!

Please welcome to The Journal the lovely Eve, and her guy Adam!

***

Hi Doc! 

Ok so here's just a quick little report on our night at Video Liquidators on Elmwood Avenue.  I'll start from the beginning of a gloomy Buffalo Saturday. 

As usual I started my day off touching myself and playing on Twitter while Adam worked around the garage. Being a Saturday, we decided to grab a few beers and plan our evening. 6 Southerntier IPA's of course led to six more and I had decided we should go to the porn theatre because, well, why not! 
The Lovely Eve
So around 6ish we left suburbia and headed to the Elmwood strip, me wearing a short red dress and tall fuck me boots. We also figured more drinks were in order. So we stopped had some cocktails and went across the street from Video Liquidators to the other porn shop (as I completely forgot to bring my vibrator :( )That store is, well, little and has an extensive toy selection, however we will NEVER return. The clerks clearly work off commission and were all extremely pushy to have me get a "better" toy than what I wanted. This pissed me off and was a total buzz kill. 

Soooo, hey let's go have one more drink! (ed. note: Solid strategy!) We soon departed to head to the smut theatre (Video Liquidators). It's now around 9pm as we pulled into the packed covered parking area... Big smiles! It's going to be packed! 

Wrong! 

We got our ticket, and went in with great expectations and zilch! Nada! Not one couple! I'm sure the non-couples theatre was full, but that's just not our thing. So we took a bunch of photos, watched a bit of the movie, played with my new vibrator, then I got completely nude except the boots and went down on the Mr.

Couple's Flash Report! Simply M, her Daddy, and their Friend "J" Hit 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on March 9th, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say was locked in a 4 hour budget meeting while the following scene was playing out at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  The belle of the ball, my good friend Simply M, had invited me to the adult theater luncheon, but the short notice killed my chances (and my erection). But, that didn't stop me from remotely lighting The Lizardo Lantern (and reciting The Oath), so that my gorgeous red headed friend had playmates on this warm-ish Thursday afternoon in March.

Ladies & Gentleman, please welcome back to The Journal, "Simply M"

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Hi Doc,

We got to 15th Ave. around 12:20pm-ish. We (
Me, Daddy and our friend "J")  went into 15th Ave. and used our coupon we got from your Snow Bunnies Party in January. . We headed back to the locker room and got changed. I wore the pink sexy dress from the Valentines party (ed. note. This dress is OUTSTANDING).

This trip was about Daddy getting getting pleasure from watching me have fun with any guy ready, willing, and able to play with me. 

With that being said...

Once changed we headed into the theater for a short "get the nerves out" time. "J" and I giggled at some of the scenes in the movie, as Daddy was sitting between us (and is the luckiest man in the room with two hot chicks on either side of him). Daddy starts playing with my pussy and getting me all relaxed, and we decide to head to the private room we rented (we got Room # 4, the cold, big room for all the fun we planed to have).

They laid me down and J starts enjoying my pussy. Now J, who is a beautiful woman, has an amazing mouth that sends me to multiple orgasms with flicks of her tongue and the magic she does with it.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Multiple Field Reports on the St. Louis Area by Mr. & Mrs. Moe

Doc here, a man who some say gets further with a kind word and a cannoli than with just a kind word, with a lot of bang for your buck in this great report from Mr. & Mrs. Moe!

Mr. & Mrs. Moe hit several St. Louis area adult establishments, and have submitted Field Reports from the following locations.

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report from Mr. & Mrs. Moe!

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Mr & Mrs. Moe here with a variety of STL and nearby reports:

Colony II / Kisses Reopening (Washington Park, IL)

For one thing, it's technically just across the city line, in East St.
Louis. It is now known as "Bella's". Site is http://www.sweetbella.co
. Yes, that's ".co", without the 'm'. Door is $40 for couples, $30 for
single males, $10 for single females. Format at the moment is more
swinger's club than theater, in fact, there were no adult videos
anywhere. My guess is the crackdown that closed Kisses using an
obscure city no-adult-videos law is still a factor.

And "no vids" is a problem. The night we were there, apparently single
males have nothing to do other than drink, smoke and cruise couples.
While not the only couple there, we were the only couple doing any
sort of teasing or playing, and the pressure from the stags was
enormous. MrsMoe says, "Every time I got the slightest bit sexy, the
guys magically appeared in droves, like cockroaches. We paid $40 for
the privilege of being the entertainment." By far most of the crowd of
30 or so was not there for any sort of playtime, apparently paying the
steep entry price for the privilege of a bar with an indoor smoking
area, illegal in IL.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

1 Hour Left To Jump In! It's Back! Doc's 2017 NCAA Bracket Busters Tourney! Join Now! Winner Take All!

Update 3/16/17 at 10:00am: Only 1 hour left to fill out your brackets and play the Dr. Lizardo Bracket Busters NCAA Tourney!  Winner take all tourney!

Right now we have 32 entries in the field, including some of the hottest adult theater girls I know!  If you are not in already, what are you waiting for?

Click here and get started! https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/137961

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc Roundball here once again!  It's time for a tradition unlike any other... The 2017 NCAA Bracket Buster Tourney, and hosted on Yahoo.

Join some of The Journal's top reporters, hottest girls, and loyal readers in our annual tournament!  All you need to do is click on the link below, join "Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busters", come up with a bracket name worthy of our common interest in "this thing of ours", fill in your bracket QUICKLY and COMPLETELY (right, Mrs. Big O?), and you are all set!

Here is the link:

https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/137961

This is a wiener winner take all tourney this year!  The prize is an exclusive, brand new designed "Secret Room 2125" premium mug!  It different than previous year's prizes, and very cool!

Join the cool kids in class and join the "Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busters" tourney!  We are looking to hit an all-time record of participants (23 was our high # in 2015)!  Hop on board! Games start early Thursday, and picks must be in by then!

Questions? Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

See you on the court!

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, March 11, 2017

TONIGHT! "Get Lucky" St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 3/11/17 @ 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here with the last update on tonight's HUGE St. Patty's "Get Lucky" Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The river has been dyed green, and the parade has wrapped up. The next big event takes place at 15th Ave. tonight starting at 8pm and running until 1am!  And we cannot wait to welcome you!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and leaving for Chicago shortly. Plus, I am having an outstanding hair day.

Everyone is chomping at the bit for this party!  Stunt Slut Simone, Amber Foxxx, and Slut Diane collectively have ants in their pants!  

Here are some notes on making this a great evening for all:
  • This is a BYOB party. Please check in your booze with Natalie upon your arrival. 
  • M/F Couples, Single Females: If you would like a tour of the facility, I will be personally giving them between 7:45pm and 9pm. Just ask for Doc.
  • There is M/F Couples preferred parking in our rear lot (until it fills to capacity.)
  • Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot, the auxiliary lot, or on 15th Ave.itself. The Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
  • There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room or throughout the facility. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy. You can check your phones outside, but not in the facility.
  • Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one. Couples/SF's/T's... If anyone is bothering you, notify security immediately.
The Lizardo Lantern ignites at 8pm sharp! Take the oath! 

See everyone tonight!

-Doc

***

Doc here with an update on this Saturday's HUGE adult theater party in Chicago at 15th Ave. Adult Theater

First up, how about a sneak peek at the swag bags for "Get Lucky"?  They are pretty awesome...
Next, how about an announcement on three awesome couples that will be coming in for the party?

First, the legendary gang bang queen of the Midwest herself, my good friend Stunt Slut Simone and her hubby, Mr. S!  She's ready to mingle...

Another Lizardo Party debut is the lovely Amber Foxxx! I have many great things about her, and I'm looking forward to meeting her and her guy Saturday night!

As always, the Good Doctor will have swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!  Get there early so you do not miss out on these fun bags! 

Friday, March 10, 2017

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor! A Bang-Tastic Thursday in Tampa & Chicago with Friends!

Doc here, a man who some say with a simple stroke of his keyboard, can fulfill the wishes of hot couples, single females, and dozens of guys 1,200 miles apart. He also makes an excellent capicola sandwich. 

Tampa, FL. Chicago, IL.  Cities 1,200 miles apart, with a common goal on Thursday March 9th, 2017. That goal was to light The Lizardo Lantern, and summon clean, respectful, and horny guys to two great adult theaters to meet and entertain two couples who I know. Lizardo-style. 

In Tampa, my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple hit one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, Fantasyland 1 Thursday night.  Mrs. AMDC was hungry for fun, and really ready for a 12-gun finale across her bow (or was it brow?).  I posted the Visit Announcement a day in advance on The Journal, and it seemed to work extremely well!

And Tampa...You delivered!  The guys were great (clean, respectful, and ready to deliver), and The Adventurous MD Couple had an excellent time!  Well done, Tampa!

A report will be forthcoming from The Adventurous MD Couple of their evening at Fantasyland 1, and I can't wait!

Tonight! St. Patty's Party Friday March 10, 2017 at the Oregon Theater in Portland!


Thursday, March 9, 2017

Visit Announcement! The Adventurous MD Couple at Fantasyland 1 Tonight (Thursday 3/9) at 8pm!

Doc here with a Visit Announcement for those of you within driving/crawling/swimming distance of Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL.

My good friends The Adventurous MD Couple will be visiting Fantasyland 1 (address in the Adult Theater dB) tonight, Thursday March 9th, 2017 at 8pm.  They will be looking to take in an adult feature or two.

They are looking for clean, respectful guys to socialize with. If you are not clean and respectful, you will not be socializing with them. Guys, you need to be up to the task, not just a looky loo. You need to listen to Mr. Adventurous MD Couple for specific instructions. Otherwise, it's going to be a short night with only yourselves to blame. 

Got it, Tampa?

Here are a few images of Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple to give you an idea of what tonight *may* look like:

Visit Announcement #2: My Good Friend "M" & her Daddy at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Thursday 3/9/17 Around Noon!

This is a last minute Visit Announcement... My good friend, simply "M", and her Daddy will be at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago TODAY AT NOON, as in RIGHT NOW!

Be respectful, clean, and most importantly, NOT PUSHY. If this doesn't happen, it will be a short visit!

"M" is the real deal guys... Tall, hot red head!  

Lastly, tell her Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Social Media in This Thing of Ours - March 2017 Update

Doc here, a man who some say is a write-in candidate for the 2017 Mustache Hall of Fame, with a long overdue update covering social media. 

This thing of ours has come a long way from Yahoo Clubs (which eventually morphed into Yahoo Groups) as the lifestyle's primary social media platform. You now have a couple dozen options, some which are pretty outstanding,cutting edge & mobile friendly, and some are relics of a bygone era. 

When time has allowed, I have dropped in websites into the Adult Theater Database, but most recent additions are towards the most popular social media. This is where I step in and list them for you because I'm that guy. 

Follow these links for the latest from across the adult theater landscape:

Thursday, March 2, 2017

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Just for Fun Theater in Phoenix, AZ Now Closed

Doc here, a man who some say has the manual dexterity of a sea lion wearing oven mitts, with some sad news from this thing of ours.

The Good Doctor received a note from "Bobby G" that Just for Fun Theater2202 West McDowell Road in Phoenix, AZ is now closed. I am not sure of the exact date, but I do know it was still open in late 2016. 

FYI, the Adult Theater Database has been updated to reflect this closure.

Updated 3/2/17! Flash Report! Brand New EXXXclusive Pics and Update from The Adventurous MD Couple (w/12 Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say once caught a rare Gaboon Viper in his bare hands during a safari in 1994, saving the lives of 2 tourists from Scranton, PA by the thinnest of margins. He later married their middle daughter.

I hope you are sitting down for this report, kids. It's a show-stopper.

The Good Doctor received a note from my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple earlier this month.  In it, Mr. AMDC said he had some brand new pics and an update for The Journal.  My heart began to race... You see, Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple is a) very hot, and b) very naughty.  She also loves her baby batter anywhere and everywhere.

Enjoy this update from one of my favorite couples in this thing of ours, and spend some quality time with the dozen brand new and exclusive pics of The Mrs. giving and getting sticky. And the cherry on top of the sundae is that The Adventurous MD Couple will be on the prowl in March and April!

Interested in touching base with The Adventurous MD Couple?  You can reach them at advmdcouple@gmail.com . Be respectful to them, and who knows what inside info you may receive.  If I get reports to the opposite from them, I will pull the link FAST. Capisce?

Ok...here we go!

Take it away, Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple!

***

Hello Doc,

So what do you do when you live in the mid-Atlantic and the closest adult theater involves a drive of about four hours? If you are the Adventurous MD Couple, you just bring the action to you. 

Over the years, MsAdvMDCpl has found a nice group of guys that help her with her fantasies and satisfy her carnal desires. Mr AdvMDCpl is always happy to take on the role of porn photographer to capture MsAdvMDCpl in action. As we are now in lull between theater visits we thought we’d send the Good Doctor some pictures of MsAdvMDCpl for pure entertainment purposes. We are sure he can put them to good use! 

Imagine MsAdvMDCpl in a hotel room dressed in sexy Valentines lingerie, blindfolded and waiting on a group of guys that will play with her, cum all over her face and chest, and then depart before she even sees what they look like. This was the subject of a recent adventure when we met 7 guys and MsAdvMDCpl got her fill of hard cock and cum. 

The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day! Stunt Slut Simone!

Doc here, a man who some say once landed a jump over 23 barrels while skating on ice, sending the ladies in the audience crazy with lust, and sending the men in the audience crazy with "why?"

It's only been a few short days since last Friday's big Secret Room 2125 Launch Party in the Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. It was a great night filled with some legendary ladies, including the belle of the ball, my good friend Stunt Slut Simone

Stunt Slut Simone was a sexual dynamo Friday night, and within the hallowed walls of The Secret Room, buckled several sets of knees and took a few shots across her bow. And it was glorious...