Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski and Milfy Nextdoor at The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas

Doc here, a man who some say never forgets to put the lotion in the basket, with the return of Henry Chinaski, who burst on the scene a couple of months ago here at The Journal with a couple of must-read reports.  

And this new report?  Another must-read.

Ol' Henry meets up once again with Milfy Nextdoor (not her real name), who along with her hubby (Mr. Holland), and a +1, enjoyed some quality time on the upper floor of The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas. 

It is here where we join our report...

Take it away, Henry!

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Doc,

Henry Chinaski here again. Its been a few weeks since I reported in on the Dallas scene. The gods of the theater were recently very good to your poetically inclined deviant reporter. 

I hope you recall Milfy Nextdoor. She was the wonderful culmination of my magical Friday at Bliss. As I reported, her partner Mr. Holland (named for his resemblance to Richard Dreyfus), asked for my contact information to hopefully schedule another round of fun when they were in town again. I gave him my number hopeful but not anticipating anything more than the wonderful lurid memory of that afternoon.

Well work and life moved on and I had only able to escape to the theater for one uneventful afternoon. Then like manna from above my phone screen lit up with "Caller Unavailable." I figured I owed someone some money or it was a spam call from someone who got my number from the Kielbasa of the Month Club in which I had recently enrolled. About 30 seconds later my phone buzzes to let me know that the unknown caller had left a message. I checked it and to my great surprise and pleasure it was a voicemail from Mr. Holland. He said he was trying to reach Henry Chinaski. He had met Henry Chinaski a couple of weeks before and he would be calling again at a certain time if Henry Chinaski was the owner of this number. I really appreciated the discretion Mr. Holland had showed in his message. It instilled a sense of trust immediately. 

The cloak and dagger nature of the call mingled with the fond memories had me anxiously by the phone at the aforementioned time. With military precision "Caller Unavailable" springs to my phone and after clearing my throat and putting myself in my best Cary Grant mindset I answer the phone. Low and behold it is Mr. Holland. He explained that Milfy really enjoyed our time together and was hoping to meet for fun again. My heart and loins swelled with pride. Turns out my prior guess as to why this beautiful vision of a woman chose me was right on. She was into clean cut professional guys and my previous interactions with her through out the day (I had seen her scoping out this theater and another and had actually spoken to her once) made her comfortable with me.

We had a long conversation about the theater and swinging scene in Dallas. Turns out Milfy would have enjoyed several more professional white men to have fun with that day but no one else fit the bill. While we did not discuss certain plans I gave him my email address and we promised to contact each other when they were here or I was in their neck of the woods. About 3 days later I receive an e-mail asking about my availability during the Memorial Day weekend. Short story long I let them know I was only available Friday afternoon. 

During our conversations it was clear they enjoyed the exhibitionist ways of playing in the open theater but also longed for more privacy and space than Bliss allowed for extended play. They had previously tried the old dame of the Dallas theater scene The Lido and had disliked the clientele' but liked the layout. After several conversations I agreed to meet them downstairs in the porn shop of The Lido at 5:30 on Friday afternoon. We would go up and see what trouble we could get into. They also let me know they would have another friend along, we'll call him "Hey Joe" in tribute to James Marshall Hendrix, and wanted to know if that was a problem. Again polite to the core. I let them know it wouldn't be and calendared the appointment with glee.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Sameplace in Amsterdam, Holland

Doc here, a man who some say loves his wooden shoes & tulips more than most, with another outstanding International Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, The Traveler.

In this report, The Traveler ventures to The Netherlands, wherein a lifestyle club in Amsterdam called "Sameplace" is located. And it sounds like this club has a little of everything going on...In a good way!

Settle in, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this adventure from The Traveler!

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Review of Sameplace: An Amsterdam Lifestyle Club

Doc, I’m spending some time in the beautiful city of Amsterdam with its picture perfect canals and old world architecture. It is one of the great cities of Europe to explore on foot. Amsterdam is also renowned for its sexual inhibitions and vibrant red light district. I spent the first several days strolling down narrow brick streets taking in the sights and of course checking out the theater and club scene. I found a small neighborhood club to visit on a Saturday night in May. The club is called Sameplace and it’s located just beyond the centrum, a 20 minute walk from De Wallen (the red light district). (ed. note: I have the address information in The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database)

Sameplace looks on the outside very much like many other neighborhood bars in Amsterdam. It’s located in an upscale neighborhood facing one of Amsterdam’s many canals. To enter you step into a small foyer, ring a buzzer and wait for the manager to invite you inside.
Sameplace
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
The d├ęcor is features dark colors and dark wood keeping in the style of an older neighborhood bar. Accent lights give the club a red glow and a warm and cozy feeling. I took a seat at the bar ordered a drink and began to check out my new surroundings. I was setting at a u-shaped bar with seating for a dozen or so people with additional seating arranged around the room. 

Along one side of the bar area were two small alcoves with cushions where quests could relax and play. I could see into a second room that looked like a large open play area. Stripper polls and several large raised platforms with thick cushions lined one wall. This room appeared to double as a dance floor with a raised DJ stand. During my orientation I was told the lower level is where most of the action takes place. I scanned the bar area until I located a small steep set of stairs that lead down to what I assumed was the play area.

I decided I would check out the lower level a little latter and began to check out the crowd at the bar. It was still early and the crowd was lite but to my surprise, a group of six woman were seated at the bar drinking and having a lively conversation. They appeared to all be in their early 30’s and overall a very attractive group. Two couples were also at the bar relaxing with a beverage. They were both middle age and attractive. This was beginning to look like a good night.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend! 50 Pics to Remember!

Doc here, a man who some say has the BBQ skills of an adolescent chimpanzee, with Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend!

This year's edition of this holiday classic will focus on a girl's best two friends: her boobs. In the archive of the Journal massive image library, therein lies pic upon pic of hot women with amazing breasts in an adult theater environment. And this weekend, we will rub one off to celebrate them.

Enjoy your weekend, kids!

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend with 50 Pics!
Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Flash Reports! Anaconda Goes Coast to Coast from PA to Vegas in May 2017


Doc here, a man who some say might, just might, be America's number 5 rated motivational speaker, with a coast to coast report from senior Journal reporter Anaconda.

Anaconda visited Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA, as well as Adult World in Las Vegas. Two theaters, two time zones, similar cir-cum-stances. 

Take it away Anaconda!

***

Hey Doc! Please find below my account of 2 recent theater visits....1 in the Eastern Time Zone...1 in the Pacific.

Part 1 of my report comes to you from Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre, PA. I arrived about 6:30 on Friday evening. This is normally much too early for this location, but anytime I get to be at a theater on a Friday or Saturday night, I get there as early as I can and stay as long as possible. On this particular evening though, there was a little action ongoing as I walked in. I let my eyes adjust and quickly realized that although there was a couple in the theater, & the scene was very tame. 
Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA

The lady of the couple had handpicked 1 man to give a handjob to in tandem with her man, 1 cock in each hand. They were very clear that no one else should approach and several of us watched from a distance although there was not too much to see. Once the men had reached their climax, the 3-some chatted a bit and then the couple left the theater. 

Around 8:30, couple #2 walked in. She was a voluptuous, small BBW blonde with a pretty face and very large breasts. They took up residence on the right side of the theater and didn't appear to be doing much more than snuggling. Eventually, they warmed up and there was some fingering and BJ action between the two of them. It's a coin toss @ 309 with the crowd, if they'll be well behaved or not, it's also pretty heavily attended by the gay/bi crowd. So, the guys just can't help themselves, and the crowd gathers. 

The Next Big Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR! Sheer Delight Sexy Lingerie Party on June 10th, 2017 from 8pm until 3am!


Friday, May 26, 2017

Visiting 15th Ave. in Chicago Tonight! Couple's Flash Report Part Deux! Sarah (from Max & Sarah) on Adult Theater Ettiquette + 4 Adult Theater Reports!

Updated 5/26 at 4:30pm: Doc here... The amazing Max & Sarah will be visiting 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL TONIGHT around 9pm!  If you read what Sarah has written below, or Max's account of the trip earlier this week, you know what may in store tonight!

See you tonight at 15th Ave!

Thanks,
Doc

***

Doc here, a man who some say won close to $600 on "Press Your Luck" back in the 1970's before making off with a lovely production assistant, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

On this past Monday 5/22, I published a terrific Couple's Flash Report from new contributors to The Journal Max and Sarah, highlighting their trips to 4 cities and their adult theaters.  And it was glorious!  Check it out HERE. (This report has received a TON of pageviews, so thank you!)

How about we double-down with Max and Sarah?

Upon seeing the original report (written by Max) on The Journal, Sarah jumped in, wrote her own report from her point of view, spelled out some very helpful rules of the road for both women and men, and then announced where Max & herself will be Friday night  5/26/17 (Hint: At an adult emporium near and dear to the Good Doctor's pants heart)

Here we go... Please welcome Sarah to The Journal!

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Hello Doctor,

I’m Sarah, the hot 40-something redheaded girlfriend of the very hot Max. We have talked about writing reviews for so long and I am glad that he finally did it, as it has definitely inspired me to add my comments and suggestions, not only about the places that Max and I visited but theaters in general.
The Lovely Sarah
As a lady who frequents theaters I have advice for both men and women, which you are free to take or leave.

First for women who might be considering a trip to the theater. I’d like to offer a few tips...

Tip #1- They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

In theaters as in life most men are FAR more afraid of you than you are of them. Max told me this the first time we went and it’s true. A woman in a theater is a rare thing and most men will exercise the utmost caution in order to not frighten you off. While Max typically does most of the ‘crowd control,’ I know that if I say something I will be listened to. Typically, I have to tell them to be a little more gentle. I am a delicate little flower…..who likes to fuck strange guys in theaters. I’m complicated.

Tip #2-The first time will be exciting and maybe a little scary.

Scary, only because you haven’t done anything like this before. Mostly they are just different. Until I had been to a theater I had never come across a place where I could just have sex with as many people as I wanted and not have to make conversation or play coy. I can be whoever I want to be! It is extremely liberating. But like anything, some theaters are more fun than others. I have only come across one theater that was actually scary, and not because anything bad actually happened. It was just a weird and off vibe. But more about that below.

Tip #3 Dress for the occasion.

So I am going to be a little blunt here. Theaters, while clean(ish) tend to have things on the floor that maybe you wouldn’t want on your jeans or pretty dress. Going to a theater is all about access. If you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, your clothes might get on the floor, or your bare feet might be on the floor and who wants that? I actually have a pair of shoes that Max rolls his eyes at because it is such a production getting them off and on. Plan ahead. A dress is always best. Just lift it up and ta da! Max likes to make me hand him my underwear while we are in the theater with the guys watching. We ALL enjoy that. Plus it keeps my panties off the ground.

Tip #4 You can do everyone and everything or do nothing.

If you want to suck 10 dicks, you can probably do that. Fuck 4 guys? Sure, if that’s what you are into. Or you can go and watch and do NOTHING. As strange as it seems it is one of the most ‘ladies choice’ environments you will ever be in.

Tips for Men:


1. Look, some of you have crazy skills, some of you, not so much. Here’s something to keep in mind. If a woman is coming into a theater and is likely to fuck a bunch of guys, please, please do not come at her fast with a long, rough finger bang. She’s not into it and all it does is wear her and her beautiful vagina out.



Tonight! Summer Sinsation Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!


Today! Khaleesi's Mamorial Day Weekend Splash Off at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Friday 5/26 at 12:30pm!

Doc here with a Visit Announcement you do not want to miss!

This afternoon, Friday 5/26 at 12:30pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, kick off your Mamorial Day Weekend the right way with a bukkake event with my good friends the amazing Khaleesi (aka The Mother of All Squirters), along with her guy, the terrific Khal.

The Awesomeness that is Khaleesi
 Now, The Good Doctor wants you to close your eyes for 5 seconds, and to think of a number between 29 and 31.
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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Flash Report! A Sunday Special at Berlin News Agency in NJ by Anaconda on 5/21/17

Doc here, 1996's Tiger Beat Dream Date for August, with a brand new Flash Report from one of my favorite adult emporiums: The Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.  Reporting is senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

On top of the great report, there are details on a new weekend promo BNA is running that sounds pretty awesome.

Here we go...

***

Hey Doc! 

Your old pal Anaconda again with a new report, this time from Berlin News Agency (BNA) in Berlin, NJ. 

So, after what seemed like an unbreakable cold spell, things seem to be heating up for this field reporter. My time in Vegas was a blast as I have already reported to you and your readers. I only wish that work obligations were not so heavy that I could have made a return trip to Adult World, or checked out one of the other sinful spots in Sin City. Regardless, I knew I had something else potentially in store upon my return. 

On this particular trip, I was flying round trip from NYC, thus there was a driving leg of my trip as well. While NYC airports aren't necessarily right next door to southern Jersey, it's close enough that I wasn't going to pass up the chance to hit one of the top spots and roll the dice on catching some action. BNA does communicate the presence of couples and single gals in real time to those of us in the know, and from this we know that couples traffic can be heavy on any given day, at any given time, Sunday afternoon/evening not excluded. 
Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
So, after landing on Sunday afternoon, I made a run for it!! Traffic was unusually heavy, so sadly I didn't arrive until about 6:30PM. I saw that 2 couples had arrived about an hour earlier and was hoping that at least one of them might still be there. This was indeed the case, but they were just finishing up. When I walked in, it was clear something was up as there was a small crowd gathered around the far "cubicle" on the entry side (this makes sense to those of us that have been there and know the layout). 

Monday, May 22, 2017

Couple's Flash Report(s)! Max & Sarah's Wondrous Roads: A Tale of 4 Cities

Doc here, a man who some say is still searching for Valhalla, back with a tremendous first time Couple's Flash Report from Max and Sarah.

In a wide-ranging and hot as Hell report, Max and Sarah visit adult theater venues in 4 different cities, with (as you might have guessed) a varying success.  The adult theater Gods are a fickle sort, and this report illustrates this notion perfectly. 

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) & please welcome to The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters the awesome Max and Sarah!

***

I'm Max, my girlfriend is a hot 40-something redhead named Sarah, and she is a newly-converted gangbang and theater slut. We've been reading Doc's blog for several months now and using it to plan our itineraries whenever we're traveling, since we live in a place that has no theater options at all. We traveled A LOT the last few weeks, for business and family reasons. Here's what we found:

Houston

Friday night in Houston we checked out the newly-opened Colette swingers club. Colette Dallas is our all-time favorite club and we had high hopes but the Houston location hasn't caught on yet. Unlike Dallas, there were only a handful of single guys, none very interesting, and most of the couples were shy and kept to themselves.

So we headed down to our favorite Houston theater, Smoochees. Smoochees has a really excellent sex toy shop downstairs, and a maze of theater rooms upstairs. Fridays and Saturdays are couples-only after 4pm. They require ids and filling out a membership form, more like a swinger club, and then buzz you upstairs. Most of the rooms are small, enough for a couch or two, with a flat-screen tv showing porn in every room. Farther back is a long skinny room with about four couches lining each wall facing each other. This is where the couples tend to hang out, and we've been able to play with others before but tonight everyone was shy. Sarah and I put on a show, though.
Smoochees
Houston, TX
Saturday afternoon we headed back to Smoochees during single guy time (when couples are free), and headed upstairs to the very back back room, which has couches along three walls and a single screen showing porn on the fourth. Sarah was the only woman in the place and as we made our way to the back couch, we could sense that we were drawing a crowd behind us. 

The guys at Smoochees don't usually do that aggressive wolf-pack thing, instead they'll hang back respectfully on the other couches until they get an invite. Sarah sucked my dick for a while and I pulled her dress up to expose her ass, then waved over one guy, then another, then another. Two got to fuck her and one of them was a really dominant guy with some great dirty talk. Pro tip: submissive girls love a guy with good dirty talk.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Dr Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: "Twin Peaks: The Return"


The gum I like has come back in style... Doc here, a man who some say knows the owls are not what they seem.  

It's been 26 years since Twin Peaks disappeared almost as quickly as Phillip Jeffries from the ABC network in 1991. I am old enough to not only have watched it in it's original run, I also taped every episode on my VHS VCR. It's first season was about as perfect a TV show in the pre-streaming era could be. 

I enter this clip of a season 1 scene as Exhibit "A" to the record...


It's second season was uneven...Varying between season one perfection and an unmitigated mess. And after 29 episodes, it was gone like a pale horse in the Palmer living room. 

In the spirit of full disclosure, I'm a David Lynch junkie. As an undergraduate student back in NY, I was first exposed to David Lynch in a student screening of "Eraserhead". It struck a chord with the young Lizardo, and changed the way I looked at both still and moving images to this day.

The next David Lynch project had even more of an impact on the then maturing Lizardo... "Blue Velvet".  It was possibly my first ah-ha moment where the dark underbelly of society, the feared and the fearful, the breakers and the broken, living underneath an idyllic small town was shown. Just beyond the white picket fences, a bleak and dangerous industrial area where bad things just happen.

I enter this clip of Blue Velvet's opening sequence as Exhibit "B" to the record...
The seedy, the dangerous, the unexpected. All keyed into my fascination with the wrong side of town, the sketchy area where you would find an adult theater or bookstore. David Lynch made it OK.

Then came Twin Peaks in 1990, and it had a similar ring to it's narrative: Things are not what they seem. Secret societies, a remote bordello named "One Eyed Jack's", illicit relationships, a girl who could tie a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, a girl wrapped in plastic, and one fuck of a dream sequence that might never be matched.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Tonight! 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Huge Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots on Saturday May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

Doc here with your party update for Saturday night's HUGE Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. 

The Party Room is decorated for this hoe-down, swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples are done (see below), and The Good Doctor has just finished ironing his lab coat for the occasion.

We will have 15th Ave. swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 8pm! Each bag has a retail value of $50, so do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights for all your senses!

The Good Doctor is really looking forward to tonight's Sexy Cowgirl Outfit Contest, with 3 great prizes for 1-2-3 place! The contest kicks off about 10:15pm!

First time couples and single females...If you would like a tour of the facility, please ask for Doc and I will be happy to show you around and explain how we roll.  I will be conducting the tours between 8pm and 9:15pm. 

The Lizardo Lantern has been hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater , and come 8pm, will be illuminating the skies in Melrose Park, IL! 
We welcome you to our first "Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party" tonight May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, May 12, 2017

Updated! TONIGHT! The Secret Room 2125 Party! School's Out on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!


Updated Friday 5/12 at 11am: The big day is here, kids! No more pencils, no more books. 

I begging you, dear readers of The Journal: Do not miss this Secret Room 2125 Party!  

The Good Doctor just got confirmation that the legendary adult theater couple is on the road, and tonight's party as their destination!  If you read The Journal (especially on Sundays), you'll know exactly who she is!

The lovely Adaya will be behind the BYOB bar, and she is super excited for tonight!

Final Notes to make your Secret Room 2125 party experience all you want it to be:
  • This is a cash only event, both at the check in desk and the BYOB bar. We would appreciate singles and fives if you have them!
  • Doc's School's Out Sexy Outfit Contest - I'll be looking for only 10 contestants for the naughtiest schoolgirl or hottest teacher!  3 Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
  • Please check in your booze at the BYOB Bar upon your arrival. 
  • Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot or on 15th Ave.itself. Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
  • There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy, and we mean it! You can check your phones outside, but not in the Party Room. 
  • Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one.
  • If you want to venture next door to 15th Ave.'s store and theater, normal admission rates apply for single guys.  The promo this week has free admission to couples, single females, and T-Girls. Keep your wristbands on.
This is going to be an amazing night... Our last Secret Room 2125 Party drew 54 couples, 11 T-Girls/single females, and dozens of guys.  Do not miss out on this fun!  Doctor's orders!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed... I will see everyone tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

***

Doc here with all the details you needs to know about the next big Secret Room 2125 Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday May 12th, 2017!



Yesterday we finished up the School's Out Swag Bags and wrapped up decorating the Party Room for the big event! Here is the pic I posted on The Good Doctor's Twitter @LizardoJournal .
The Secret Room 2125
Swag Bags for School's Out
We are only 1 day away from one of our most popular themes of the year...
No more pencils, no more books...No more teacher's dirty looks. It's School's Out inside The Secret Room 2125!

Hot on the heels of the crazy Little Black Dress Party this past Friday night, The Good Doctor is teeing it up again in less than 2 weeks for his favorite party theme of all: Naughty Schoolgirls!  get your outfits ready, ladies!

Check out the brand new promo video for School's Out!, the next big Secret Room 2125 Party on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 8pm until 1am:
More on this big party in the days to come...

Questions? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Couple's Flash Report! The Secret Room: 2125 Little Black Dress Party on Friday April 28th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say know the calls of 43 different birds, across all continents. None of the bird calls has ever gotten him close to getting laid. 

What started as an experiment in a Friday party (Secret Room 2125 Party) to augment the huge Saturday parties The Good Doctor hosts at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, is now a big deal.  Our first Secret Room 2125 Party drew 32 couples. The 2nd party in March drew 38 couples.

And the the April 28th Secret Room Party?  54 Couples!  And making their first Secret Room Party were my good friends, the amazing Khaleesi, and her Certified Bukkake Technician, her hubby Khal!

Settle in for a wild, wet adventure...Goggles up!

***

Doc,

Once again, it hasn't been very long, has it? Eight days after a 28-man bukkake, we were back at 15th Ave. for our second-ever party. This time, it would be one of Doc's New and very popular The Secret Room 2125 parties, this time titled, The Little Black Dress Party!

As always, Doc and the 15th Ave. team had the party room looking great. If you've been to a party, you know the layout, but if you've not yet been to a Friday party, there's one big exception... The Secret Room. A portion of the floor space adjacent to the bar is divided off with a temporary wall to create a private room. It is approximately the same size as another room at 15th that we're very familiar with and inside is a table Khaleesi knows well.
We started our evening at a high-top table with an excellent view of both the stage and the BYOB bar, where the theater power couple of JP and JP's Slut Toy would be tending to the needs of party goers that night. And I had been told by Doc that JP's Slut Toy makes the bar a stage of her own, so I was glad to be able to see both.
JP's Slut Toy
Early on a gentleman approached us and introduced himself. I'll call him Ernie (ed. note: real name LaLover, and he has a report on the way very soon to The Journal). He's from out of state, but travels to theater hot spots often, and over a year ago he had by chance been at 15th Ave. to observe Khaleesi at one of her earliest visits to the back room for a bukkake. This was way back when we used to arrive unannounced, rather than enlisting Doc to rally as many participants as possible as we do now, so it had been a happy coincidence for him and he's been Following us on Twitter and reading our Journal Reports ever since. (I guess he liked what he saw!)

In getting to know Ernie, we met a man with a knowledge of adult theaters to rival Doc. Ernie has been participating in and observing "This Thing of Ours" for 40 years! You name the theater, in any city in the country, still open today or closed for decades, dirty and decrepit or as clean and comfortable as 15th Ave., and I promise you he'll have at least one story to tell you. On several occasions Doc joined us at the table, and for an adult theater geek like me, listening to the two of them in conversation about theaters and legendary ladies past and present was endlessly fascinating.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski's "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 3 - The Finale" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say once 'rassled a grizzly bear at a local country fair, taking him out with a "Superfly Splash" and a quick 1-2-3. 

Good readers of The Journal, some, if not most of you have had an extraordinary day/night at your adult theater of choice. I've had more than I can count.  But this Henry Chinaski character... Holy cannoli, what a day he had at Bliss in Dallas, TX!

Do yourself a favor, and re-read Part 2 before starting Part 3.  Then, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and get ready for the happy ending grand finale!

Here we go...Take it away, Mr. Chinaski!

***

Doc,

So I have stumbled onto one of those rare blessed days for a single man in the adult theater world. First there was the erotically charged group handjob with a nice finish on the body. Next up, a fun and spirited game of genital tag with a sexy facial finish on Face. Oh Bliss, what gifts you have bestowed on me today? 

The poetry-mobile sat outside waiting to return me to a suburban hum drum existence of mortgages and weekend yard work. So . . . one more round through the theater seemed a wise plan. (I honestly don't know what I was expecting to find. I mean its not like I am 23 any more and two Yahtzees in around 4 hours was likely all I could physically expect at this point. Maybe I just wanted to delay a return to the real world, maybe I have a problem, maybe I sensed something more amazing was yet to come). 
Bliss Theater
Dallas, TX
As my eyes adjusted to the theater I noticed something odd. Not the tiny girl on the screen in a school girl outfit getting reamed by two improbably large black cocks (that's normal here), but the lounge area was empty. Normally, on a Friday an hour before the single men are ushered out the theater is kind of packed with those hoping for a last minute roll in the hay. I heard voices coming from the theater area. Remember, the actual theater is simply a large L shaped heavy curtain that runs from ceiling to floor. Could it be? Might a couple have entered during my hour or so rendezvous with Face? Only one way to know. I turn the corner into the theater and . . . 

Oh my God! The gods of debauchery are shining down on Henry today... 

There seated on a couch with a man was none other than Milfy Nextdoor. It was some sort of kinky kismet. First at New Fine Arts and then here earlier today. Let me try to set the scene. I described her briefly in Part 2 of this saga. She is around 5'3" and probably weighs in at 120-125. Short blond hair, pretty inquisitive eyes and she reminds me of Markee Post from the old Must See NBC show Night Court. 
TV's Markee Post
She has nice natural C cups with long eraser nipples that get very hard (more on this in the following paragraphs), a nice curvy ass with no cellulite and no droop to it. I call her Milfy Nextdoor but if she is your next door neighbor, you live in one hell of a neighborhood. Her man he was average build, 5'8" 165, in his 50s and looked a little like Richard Dreyfuss near the end of Mr. Holland's Opus. He had a smile on his face befitting of a man who was as lucky as he was. 

Friday, May 5, 2017

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski's "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 2" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say has the ability to call certain farm animals by name, and they respond in kind. It's magic. 

New contributor Henry Chinaski is back with Part 2 of "An Afternoon of Bliss". When we last left our hero, he was just on the business end of a top-shelf handie, and was heading back to work...or was he?

Take it away, sir!

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So I exit into the beautiful Texas sun on a lovely Friday. I've just been expertly drained by the hand of the nicest body I have experienced in the theater game, and I still have time to finish those TPS reports that are cluttering my desk. As the poetry-mobile roars to life I decide I should head back to work right? But . . . I mean I am over here in thew epicenter of Dallas' dirty deeds depository. Its a good 35 minutes from my work and an hour from home. I mean it wouldn't hurt to go see what else was cooking would it. Determined to be as bad an employee as possible I head my vehicle to the other members in good standing of the theater community. 
Xposed Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
Within 5 minutes I am pulling into the parking lot of the Xposed Adult Theater and Megastore. I described the theater a little in part one. The parking lot was nearly empty (never a good sign) and filled with 5-6 African-american transvestites that have taken up an odd residency here. Again, nothing wrong with that and god bless you if that's what moves your needle, it's just not for me. The most passable of the group, in fact she may have actually been female smiled and waved me over. While I was optimistic for the day I was not for my chances here. I politely declined and left without entering the theater. I say this not to bash Xposed. I have had some good times there and hope to again. In fact its lay out is probably my favorite of all three, but one must be wise with one's theater budget so it was au revoir Xposed.
New Fine Arts ABS
Dallas, TX
Continuing my commitment to let my little friend have as much fun as possible, I took a detour to New Fine Arts Adult Bookstore. Now this is not a theater per se. Its a chain of adult bookstores in Dallas. There are 3 locations and they are very clean, very safe and very well kept up. These are the stores the buttoned up head of the PTA goes when she wants to spice up her marriage with some toys and clothes that show off her T & A. This location does have a series of viewing rooms though. Now I have never even heard tales of a single guy stumbling into any play here without a pre-arranged partner, but it was close and hope springs eternal and all that jazz. 

Three traffic lights and 5 minutes later I am entering the parking lot and lo and behold I see the unicorn of all unicorn. An attractive single woman leaving the store with a bag in her hand. Late 30s early 40s short blond hair, pretty face. A milfy girl next door with nice large breasts and well proportioned hips. She was dressed nicely in a colorful dress and low heels and was probably one of those PTA types referenced above. However, the dress was tight enough and low cut enough to make you think. I nodded and said hi as I walked past her on her way to her car. She smiled back and said hi. I hoped she would reverse course and follow me in but it was not to be. 

TONIGHT! It's "Kinko de Mayo" - The Next HUGE Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland on 5/5/17


Thursday, May 4, 2017

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski: "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 1" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "The Ham on Rye Kid" in the movie western "The Black Sparrow".

There are first-time reports here at The Journal, and then there are first-time reports. Freshman contributor Henry Chinaski has submitted Part 1 of a two-parter, and it's dynamite.  Dear reader, if you cannot see yourself in Henry's place as you travel into this piece, then something is wrong. 

This report takes place at Bliss, the newest of the John Carpenter Ave. adult theaters in Dallas, TX.  It is here we join our report...

Please welcome to The Journal, Henry Chinaski!

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Doc,

Longtime first time here. My name is Henry Chinaski, in tribute to my favorite drunken and dirty poet, Charles Bukowski. I wanted to tell you about a recent amazing experience I had at Dallas' newest venue for this thing of ours, Bliss Adult Arcade, Theater and Swingers Club (9109 John Carpenter Freeway, Dallas, Texas 75247 (214)-905-0500 dallasadultvideo.com). It would have made Bukowski very proud. 
Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

It was a beautiful warm Texas Spring day. The type we only have access to for about a six week period every year. The same period that is also liable to produce a freak winter storm, Saharah-esque temperatures or literal killer tornadoes. While there was plenty of work to be attended to, my attention, mind and libido were drawn to this thing of ours. The winds swirled and I could hear Doc Moonlight Graham (my second favorite doc) asking if there was enough magic out there in the sunlight to make my lascivious dreams come true. I concluded that there just might be so after lunch I excused myself from the rest of the work day and directed the poetry-mobile to the Dallas Theater District.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS on 4/21-4/22, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say once paddle boarded across Lake Semprini on the Isle of Stugotz in a touch under 3 hours. 

Senior Journal scribe G.K. Arbee is back with some very good news on the state of things at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS.  There was a time The Good Doctor would get a weekly report from one of the original contributors to The Journal, Bob in Biloxi, about this theater.  Towards the end of his run, he stated that what was once a very good scene there had turned hostile towards couples.   It now seems the gulf tide has turned for the good...

Here is my good friend G.K. Arbee and his report...

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Hello Good Dr. Lizardo,

It has been a long time since my last report. I have not been on the road as much as I like and I usually don't like to "play" a lot near where I live. However, the job had me back in Biloxi for couple days (April 21st and 22nd), so I spend a little time at Gulf Coast Adult Theater... better known as the adult theater on Iberville in Biloxi, MS.

My last few visits there were just terrible, as the place had been utterly taken over by the confused, and they pretty much would scare every couple out of the building that walked in... Just terrible behavior and not following any of the polite protocols that make "this thing we do" WAY MORE FUN!!!

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Field Report! JG on Pure Pleasure Megacenter in Hawthorne, FL

Doc here, a man who some say still uses a slide rule (happily I might add), with a quick update on Pure Pleasure Megacenter in Hawthorne, FL by first time contributor JG.

Take it away, JG!

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Dr.,

This update is for the:

Pure Pleasure Magacenter (formerly Theater X), 6802 NE US Highway 301, Hawthorne, FL

  • Still says Theater X on the sign at the front of the building.
  • Theater has seven love seats and five single chairs.
  • On Tuesdays after 3pm the theater only shows gay videos.
  • Video room has about a dozen video booths. There are no glory holes and booths don't have actual doors but people are not shy about giving receiving BJs.
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Doc here again... Many thanks to JG for the update from PPMC. I will also update the dB to reflect this update.

If you have an update on an adult theater/ABS/club, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com 

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, May 1, 2017

Breaking News: The End of the Line for CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN

Doc here, a man who some say was writing something else, and is now writing this.

Sad news from this thing of ours... It's the end of the line for CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  Pete (the owner of CTs) posted the following on his Yahoo group earlier this evening:

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION from CT's Management

As April 1st , 2017

Due to city of GARY new ordinances for SEXUAL ORIENTED BUSINESS we had to change CT's to a regular ""GENTLEMAN's CLUB"" ( alcohol and dancers).

CT's thanks and appreciates ALL of YOU from the bottom of our hearts for your PATRONAGE for all the 17 years and for the GOOD TIMES we all had !!!!!!! CT's was a great place for ALL of YOU and for US!!!!!!!!

You are all welcome to visit us whenever you can, !!!! 


THANK YOU ALL CT's

This was a change that The Good Doctor knew was coming, just not when. So while reading something like this always hurts, The Good Doctor was not caught off guard.
CTs Adult Theater, circa 2011
CTs, prior to becoming an adult theater/ABS, was a strip joint called Club Topps. It converted to an adult theater 4 years before your old friend in the white suit moved to The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college), and close enough to CTs to visit on a regular basis. Now, CTs converts back to a strip club with alcohol sales. 

In the coming days, I will write a retrospective of some of the highlights from my experiences at CTs and it's crazy adult theater scene. 

Just over a month ago (31 days to be precise), The Good Doctor escorted porn star Cathy to CTs for her (what is now) her final visit. And it was a crazy night of fun, several couples playing HARD, and a meeting of legends: Cathy met Slut Diane.  It was a great night, filled with hot action and a sexually charged atmosphere. It was a terrific swan song. 

The Good Doctor wishes the new CTs nothing but the best in it's new life as a strip club.  Stop by and say hello to Pete... I know I will.

CTs Adult Theater...We hardly knew ye. 

Thanks,
Doc