Friday, March 17, 2017

Multiple Field Reports on the St. Louis Area by Mr. & Mrs. Moe

Doc here, a man who some say gets further with a kind word and a cannoli than with just a kind word, with a lot of bang for your buck in this great report from Mr. & Mrs. Moe!

Mr. & Mrs. Moe hit several St. Louis area adult establishments, and have submitted Field Reports from the following locations.

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report from Mr. & Mrs. Moe!

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Mr & Mrs. Moe here with a variety of STL and nearby reports:

Colony II / Kisses Reopening (Washington Park, IL)

For one thing, it's technically just across the city line, in East St.
Louis. It is now known as "Bella's". Site is http://www.sweetbella.co
. Yes, that's ".co", without the 'm'. Door is $40 for couples, $30 for
single males, $10 for single females. Format at the moment is more
swinger's club than theater, in fact, there were no adult videos
anywhere. My guess is the crackdown that closed Kisses using an
obscure city no-adult-videos law is still a factor.

And "no vids" is a problem. The night we were there, apparently single
males have nothing to do other than drink, smoke and cruise couples.
While not the only couple there, we were the only couple doing any
sort of teasing or playing, and the pressure from the stags was
enormous. MrsMoe says, "Every time I got the slightest bit sexy, the
guys magically appeared in droves, like cockroaches. We paid $40 for
the privilege of being the entertainment." By far most of the crowd of
30 or so was not there for any sort of playtime, apparently paying the
steep entry price for the privilege of a bar with an indoor smoking
area, illegal in IL.

Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busting NCAA Hoops Tourney - Day 1 Results

Doc here, a man who some say still shoots free throws underhanded, with the results of Day 1 of the Dr. Lizardo NCAA Bracket Busting NCAA Hoops Tourney, which I am hosting on Yahoo. 

Here are the leaders in the clubhouse for Day 1:
The field is tight, with the leaders hitting on 14 out of 16 games on Thursday!  Also, no surprise that Mrs. Big O is in the lead group, kicking ass and taking names. Not only does she look like Jessica Rabbit (tall, hot red head), she picks winners like the sharps in Vegas.  

In the 2nd tier of entrants with 13 out of 16 winners, resides your old friend in the white suit and aviators: