Doc here with a quick report from our good friend and poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.
This report came out late Sunday evening, 4/15, from The Paris Theatre in downtown Portlandia. It was a crazy weekend for adult theater sex in The Rose City, and this was a fitting finale to the weekend.
So sit back, pop open a Yoohoo, and enjoy Brent at the top of his game.
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They were on a first date. She was a tall dark haired beauty with a great body. She was wearing a short black dress with heels. They made out for a while. She showed a lot of leg. She got on her knees and she sucked his cock. He made sure we could all see her face while she was sucking him. When he came it flew into her face and her hair.
Afterwards she said "At least now you can buy me a drink or one of these gentlemen will." I imagined them sitting in a bar with a glop of his jizz in her hair.
She said it was her best first date ever. I expect we'll all get wedding invitations.
She said it was her best first date ever. I expect we'll all get wedding invitations.
-Brent