Freeze Frame! The Legendary Hawaiian Eyeful (w/24 PICS!!!)

Doc here, a man who some say was pioneer. A man who traveled West, to a great undiscovered country. A West that contained legendary adult theaters, such as The Jefferson, The Palm, The Regency, & The Pussycat.  

A man who arrived on a dark, rainy night in April, and ventured through the Rose City until he found a marquee, and a small store that fronted The Jefferson.  That Saturday night, he witnessed the arrival of Nina the Bakery Slut, and nothing would ever be the same.

Portlandia. I shall return soon enough.

In the meantime, we should worship Portland's collective natural resources: The great outdoors, the outstanding culture, and the incredible Hawaiian Eyeful. 

In the lead-up to an incredible brand new report from my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful (featuring pics and video!), I thought we should do some Hawaiian Eyeful homework (in photos). 

Whip out your notebooks, and your #2...

Thanks,
Doc

Hawaiian Eyeful - Freeze Frame
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Couple's Flash Report! The C.E.O. Slugs It Out @ Metro Station in Louisville, KY and Clears The Bases (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork....Looks, throws, catches, hustles - part of one big team.

As the Good Doctor was editing a report for Sunday morning, my e-mail alert pinged ("Yo, Lizardo" , and lo and behold a brand new CEO Couple's Flash Report had landed in my man lap. And with it, 4 brand new pics of The CEO being very bad at Metro Station in Louisville, KY (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE them). 

I can think of no better way to bring in a new work week than spending some quality time with The CEO, and her partner in crime, Mr. Chairman.

Take it away, guys!

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Hello Dr. et al,

It has been a very busy summer and despite a few hiccups The CEO and I have been able to visit a few adult book stores this summer with at least some success. The CEO continues to blossom, as I'm sure most women do in this thing of ours. If your drug is deviant sexual escapades, then going to a gloryhole or adult theater is a must and I'm here to help with the medication. 

Metro Station
Louisville, KY

The summer night in question was earlier this summer, when we headed to Louisville for some business. (Ok, so that is a lie. We went with the hopes that CEO could get her cum fix and be a very dirty girl). We headed down on a Saturday night, but got stuck in a monster traffic jam that delayed and hampered the best of plans. 

On the drive down, we made a Craigslist posting that the CEO would like to have a few BBC's in addition to whomever might be there. We had plenty of responses! Metro Station was our destination and I must say that they have a fairly nice set up and very friendly staff. The bathrooms aren't much, but hey in this line of work its best to keep your expectations low when it comes to bathrooms. 

Smut for a Sunday Evening! Gloryholes Only Edition with 55 Pics!!!

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A Quick Note from the Good Doctor: San Diego Readers/Contributors Edition

Doc here, a man who some say ran a churro stand in Tijuana, with a call to arms for readers and contributors in San Diego.

The Good Doctor is in the process of trying to setting up a hot theater gang bang in San Diego towards the end of September for a very good (and SMOKING HOT) friend of The Good Doctor. 

There was a time where I had some regular contributors from the San Diego area.  Reporters such as DarkKnight, Nanner, etc. I have not heard from these gentlemen in quite awhile, but I'd like to. I would also like to hear from other reliable, respectful, and horny gents as I try to make this happen for you.

Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com so I can either a) put you on a list if I know you already, or b) talk to you a bit to see if you have what it takes for this event. Put San Diego Event in the subject line.

If you are not in the San Diego area, do not waste my time.  This is a real GB, and I can't have you telling me that you are driving in from your Aunt's place in El Paso for it. 

Fair enough?  E-mail me...Who knows what amazing thing is heading your way, San Diego.

Thanks,
-Doc

UPDATED! Single Female Flash Report! Snowy Spends a Saturday Afternoon at The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas w/PIC

Doc here, a man who some say once punched a moose at an amusement park, with the return of my good friend, the extra naughty Snowy, and a great Flash Report from the Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX.

It seems Snowy was running an errand on a recent Saturday afternoon, but not your typical errand. This errand included a stop at the Lido to see what kind of mischief she could get into, and boy did she find some!

If you are the kind of person who would rather enjoy a matinee at an adult theater rather than buying a seed spreader (not that kind) at Home Depot, then this report is for you. 

Here is the lovely and naughty Snowy and her adventure...

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Doc,

It was a beautiful sunny day and I was at home feeling so horny I couldn't concentrate. So what is a girl to do ....well this girl headed to Lido to see what trouble could be had. I knew I was just going there and back and it was a hot day so I figured I could risk no underwear, a little short skirt rolled over so it barely covered my ass and a low cut see through vest ( I mentioned the no bra part right?). 

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

I pulled into the parking lot about 2pm. Fairly quiet so I thought I'd have a cigarette pull my top down more and wait and see what happened. A few guys looked but didn't come over (tip - if the girl is flashing it's safe to approach ). 

Then all of a sudden a biker dude on a Harley drove in. He circled my car a couple of times then pulled up and told me I had nice tits. I of course thanked him as he got off his bike and came to window. He looked down and noticing my cunt peeking from my skirt asked if he could touch it. I replied by spreading my legs. At this point a Mexican guy was also watching from his car. The biker guy reached in and started finger fucking me right there in the parking lot. He pulled his finger out and pushed it in my mouth telling me to suck it! Which of course I did. 

Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA with T-Man w/PIC

Doc here, a man who some say can sling a fish through an open air market like nobodies business, with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from senior Journal scribes, Bambi & Thumper.

Bambi & Thumper were lucky enough to visit the awesome Secrets in Des Moines, WA over the weekend, met up with their friend T-Man, and have filed this report to the newsdesk here are The Journal.  

It sure looks as though they had a great time at one of the fastest-rising couple's friendly adult theaters in the country in Secrets.

Please welcome back to the Journal, the awesome Bambi & Thumper...

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Hey Doc,

Just a brief report about our visit to Secrets in Des Moines this past weekend (8/22/15). We have been trying to meet up with our friend T-Man since our missed connection that time you were last in Portland (in 2014). 

We arrived at around 9:30 to find the parking lot fairly full and awaited his arrival. After exchanging some text messages, we made our way inside to await his arrival.  The proprietors at Secrets have put in a new entrance, off to the side away from the main highway. Much appreciated by Bambi in her five inch black mules and tight jean skirt (black stockings, see through top and the ever present HW anklet). 

The Lovely Bambi & her HW Anklet

Entering, we were welcomed with a very friendly hello. Bambi and I made use of the washrooms after our long drive, and has been reported before, they are some of the cleanest in any theater we have been to. In fact the whole place is clean and neat. 

We then went into the largest of the theaters and sat down on a free couch. The guys were polite and kept their distance. T-Man made his entrance and sat down beside Bambi. We had tried to arrange to meet before hand, but due to matters beyond T-Man's control, we were not able to arrange it. Doc you may remember how our attempt at meeting him at the Oregon went last time (ed. note: I do!). Bambi and T-Man chatted for a while and then got to know each other. After a while she decided that she would like to make use of the smaller theater that has a locking door.

Box Score! Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 8/22/15 w/PIC!

Doc here, a man who some say needs a full week of detention to fully recover from the CRAZY Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this past Saturday night. 

It was a record setting night in Chicago's western suburbs, with an incredible amount of naughty schoolgirls, hot teachers, sexy cheerleaders, and naughty librarians filling the house for a night for the ages. 

As the host for the evening's festivities, there was a large amount of first-time guests for the party, and a good time was had by all!  A special thanks to our first-timers from SLS and from Fetlife!

As many of you know, The Good Doctor has been around the block a few times. Seen a lot, traveled a lot, done a lot. But Saturday night's Back to School Party was a night I won't forget anytime soon. The quality of the girl's outfits was nothing short of amazing...

UPDATED SATURDAY AT11AM: TONIGHT!!! 15th Ave's Back to School Party on Saturday August 22nd, 2015 at 8pm in Chicago, and Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED SATURDAY AT 11AM: Doc here with the last update before tonight's huge Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, starting at 8pm.

The pencils are sharpened and the desks are ready for opening bell. The Party Room is decorated, the theater is ready, and now it's time for the best night class in Chicago. 

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I will be heading up to Chicago in a matter of minutes to pick up my lovely physician's assistant, the lovely J, and prepare for what will be a night to remember on Chicago's west side.

Couples and single females, if you are new to 15th Ave. and need a tour, I will be giving them between 7:45 and 8:45 tonight.  Just look for the Sicilian in the lab coat, or ask at the register. 

Remember to get in earlyu, since the 15th Ave Swag Bags go to the first 50 male/female couples only (with their paid admission). 

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

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Friday Update: Doc here with Friday's update for the big Back to School Party tomorrow night @ 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

Back to School Swag Bags

The Party Room is decorated, the swag bags are complete, and reservations are pouring into SLS for attendees who are planning on attending. The 15th Ave. Fetlife Group has also been very active, with many members of that group also saying that they will be at the event as well!

Also, after a grueling interview process taking weeks, my physician's assistant for Back to School, the lovely J, is ready to take your vitals (ladies only) while in her super sexy naughty schoolgirl outfit. My God, this girl looks great in purple!  

And, as is The Good Doctor's tradition, I will Tweet out a pic of the lovely J in her naughty schoolgirl outfit a couple of hours before the event.  Please follow me @LIZARDOJOURNAL on Twitter so you do not miss this sexy, blonde, & tall drink of water ready for her first day of class party.

Do not miss this party...Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

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A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: World Photography Day Edition (with Cathy!)

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A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Summer Job Edition

Doc here, a man who some say was an innocent victim of blind justice, falsely convicted, reprieved by fate when a train wreck freed him en route to the death house; freed him to hide in lonely desperation, to change his identity, to toil at many jobs; freed him to search for a one-armed man he saw leave the scene of the crime; freed him to run before the relentless pursuit of the police lieutenant obsessed with his capture. 

The past few days, The Good Doctor has been tied up doing a background check on my good friend and newest Lizardette, the lovely "J". After an intense final interview, J ordered her schoolgirl outfit and all systems are go for this coming Saturday evening at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's "Back to School Party."

A majority of my weekend was consumed with a 2nd job I picked up. Mainly day work, family oriented, and some would say it is a bit out of character for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  However, the joy The Good Doctor receives from transforming a normal balloon in a french poodle hat cannot be overstated.

Reports resume later today...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Pat Wilson Hits Amarillo Texas and it's Two Adult Theaters: Studio 1 & Adult Video Gallery

Doc here, a man who some say doesn't blend in well in Texas. Paesans are rare in the Lone Star State, and in some cases, are well regarded trophies. 

For example, my second cousin on my Mom's side, Paulie (not Aunt Alessia's Paulie, but Aunt Viola's Paulie) disappeared somewhere around Nacogdoches in the mid-90's. I kid you not. 

In any case, a good friend of The Journal has returned, and has submitted an outstanding Flash Report from Amarillo, TX. Pat Wilson has been in the scene for many, many years, and his knowledge base in this thing of ours is beyond reproach. His recent trip to Amarillo's two adult theaters is the subject of this report, and is a great follow-up to a report I published in September of 2009 from one of the original signers of the Lizardo Declaration, Donny Digital (read that report HERE). 

In any case, please welcome back to The Good Doctor's Journal, Mr. Pat Wilson. 

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Emilio,

Just wanted to touch base with you again, and to let you know that I recently spent an evening in Amarillo, Texas, and had the opportunity to patronize the two theaters there on a Friday evening.

Studio 1
Amarillo, TX

It took me a while to find Studio 1, because the address is 9000 Triangle Drive, not 900, as listed in the database (ed. note: Corrected. Thks.)  Turns out it is on the east side of town, outside the 335 loop in an industrial zone. There is parking for about 25 cars outside the building.

Studio One is principally a large adult bookstore with lots of DVDs and toys for sale, along with an area of private arcade rooms. The theater costs $10 to enter, for which you get 8 hours of admission with in-and-out privileges. Couples -- that's men and women, not the Supreme Court version -- are free on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, but it's unlikely that too many people take advantage of this offer because the place, in my opinion, is not very couples-comfortable.

To get to the theater, you have to navigate down a long dark hall passing several small private rooms, each containing a small TV and a non-upholstered couch. Single men wait in those rooms and jump out at people walking towards the theater. A little scary! The theater itself has about six 2-person upholstered couches, and about 8 or 10 single chairs. There are 3 flat screen TVs, the biggest one being about 42 inches, that show different movies. It seems that the place is principally a meeting location for male homosexuals; at least that was the conclusion that I arrived at during my visit.

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter Visits Fantasy Zone in Memphis, TN (April 2015)

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Smut for a Sunday Evening! Hot Summer in the City Edition with 30 PICS!

Doc here,  a man who some say dresses like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective people are gonna think you're packing something.  And thats why he dresses that way.

Good evening to you, and to all the ships at sea.  It's Sunday evening, and that means only only one thing: It's time for Smut for a Sunday Evening.

SFASE works this way... I review the thousands of pics submitted to The Good Doctor, and pick out the best of the best, within (at times) a flimsy framework of a theme or notion.

None of these pics are poached off the internet. None are stolen from a shady Tumblr site. These images are the real deal folks.  You deserve real, and in the name of the Baby Jesus, you will get real.

Here we go! And please remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE!

UPDATED 8/7/15! TONIGHT! Cathy at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN on Friday August 7th at 8pm! (w/9 PICS!)

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Flash Report! Sexy Savannah & Mr. Midwest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 7/28/15 by The Guy with the Glasses

Doc here, a man who some say shaves daily with Occam's Razor, with a timely Flash report from The Guy with the Glasses.

TGWTG was johnny on the spot covering last week's noon visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater by out of town guests Sexy Savannah and Mr. Midwest. With steno pad in hand (OK, maybe not), and pen at the ready (OK, maybe not), he captured his point of view on the visit, and his time with Sexy Savannah.

Here we go... Here is The Guy with the Glasses with his report on Sexy Savannah and Mr. Midwest visit to 15th Ave.

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Hello Doc and Constant Readers, 

I hope you have all been well. What follows is a very brief report on Savannah's visit since I was only at the theater for about 25-30 minutes. 

Sexy Savannah

I arrived around 12:15pm and saw a lot of cars in the parking lot. I took this as a good omen, so I paid my entrance and took a look around the building. Didn't see anyone in the spa or booth area so I figured the fun was happening in the theater. Sure enough when I walked into the theater I see a group of guys standing around by the front row of seats. I couldn't fully see what was happening at first since the group of guys were standing shoulder to shoulder. I just caught glimpses of a woman bobbing her head on whoever's cock happened to be in front of her at the time. She was sitting in the front theater seat completely naked.

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ and Puts One on the Board

Doc here, a man who some say taught at a summer yoga retreat, specializing in summoning of the elusive succo di signora for it's members, with a Flash Report from regular contributor Anaconda.

Anaconda traveled to the legendary Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ and has filed this report with The Good Doctor.  It's a good one folks...

Here we go!

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Hey Doc,

Wanted to drop a line with a report from the Berlin news Agency. I was supposed to have a "date" tonight with a gal from SLS, but she stood me up. GRRRRR. Anyway, I figured since I was in South Jersey I would head over to BNA and see if anything was happening, and maybe I'd get lucky. 

This is about 10PM on a Thursday night, so my expectations were not too high. I get to the Philly/S. Jersey area a lot and always head into BNA and I have not had any luck there which has always shocked me. So, imagine my great surprise when I didn't even have to WAIT for something to happen, I walked right into it!!! 

Couple's Flash Report! International Correspondents Hotwife and Squidly Check In with Major Developments and 3 HOT New Pics

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The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! The Amazing Bambi (from Bambi & Thumper)

Doc here, a man who some say set the world land speed record in 1979, with a top speed of 739 miles per hour. This record was later thrown out after an illegal meat was found on board the racer (prosciutto). 

For today's Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, we are welcoming back to The Journal one of the hottest women I have had the pleasure of meeting in this thing of ours: The amazing Bambi!

Bambi is a bombshell folks... Attractive, a killer body, and she is also a very bad girl.  So when a new pic is sent into The Good Doctor by her hubby, Thumper, well I sit up and take notice. 

Please welcome back Bambi as The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Steamy Days of Summer Edition with 35 Hot Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say gets nostalgic on hot, humid weekend nights, where as a younger Lizardo spent some of his evenings honing his adult theater game back in NY. 

Steamy nights at Good Time Charlie's, the Niagara Falls Cinema, The Capri Art, and The Lyell were part of the curriculum of this August dance. 

Flash forward 20+ years, the locations may be different (15th Ave. in Chicago, The Art Cinema in Hartford , Fantasyland in Tampa to name a few), but the dance is much the same.

August is a hot, sticky month, and luckily for you, the good readers of The Journal, it also means another edition of Smut for a Sunday Evening.

For the uninitiated, Smut for a Sunday Evening is the best of the best pics from The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters.  Nothing has been lifted from the net.  These are all pics from original submissions from the authors, or from The Good Doctor himself. 

Got it? Good.

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy some steamy pics from The Good Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Steamy Days of Summer
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A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: Good-Bye Hot Rod Edition

Doc here, a man who some say as a young Lizardo, went to the wrasslin' matches back in NY and saw many legends of the squared circle.   However, the one he liked the most was Rowdy Roddy Piper. 

In an era of grand entrances, his was the one with most attitude. Not the biggest, not the flashiest, but he had the best mic skills.  

Pull up an episode of Piper's Pit on YouTube sometime, and you'll see what I mean. 

Hot Rod died in his sleep on Friday morning 7/31/15. A pisser right until then end. He came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And he was all out of bubblegum.

R.I.P. sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter Hits Personal Preference in Mesa, AZ

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Visit Announcement! TONIGHT! The CEO at Horse Cave Theater in KY at 9pm! (w/8 PICS!)

Doc here... The is last minute, but oh so worth it!

TONIGHT, 8/1/15, at 9pm, the incredible C.E.O. hits DC Video in Horse Cave, KY and it's adult theater.  It's address is 845 Flint Ridge Road, Horse Cave, KY. 

The C.E.O. is one of the legendary ladies of the adult theater scene, and if you can get to Horse Cave, KY, you will not be disappointed.  Her better half, Mr. Chairman, told me directly that The C.E.O. is extra thirsty tonight for lots of guys, so don't disappoint The Good Doctor. 

Show your support and show up tonight at Horse Cave.  And, as always, tell The C.E.O. and Mr. Chairman that "Doc sent me!"

Here are a few pics of The C.E.O. to wet your whistle and prime your pump for tonight's visit.

Enjoy!

Thanks,
Doc

The C.E.O.

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter is Back in Dallas with More from Xposed and Lido Adult Theaters on 7/25/15

Doc here, a man who some say can bake a cannoli like nobody's business, with a Flash report from senior Journal scribe, The Oral Reporter.

TOR is back in Dallas, and back to monkey business.  Here is his tale...

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Hi Doc,

Well I was expecting a better night on Saturday the 25th of July, but too many things did not happen for that too happen. It was not an uneventful night but not as originally planned.

I flew into Dallas on Saturday afternoon, I thought it was going to be the best night ever at the Xposed Theater and at the Lido Theater. Well let me tell you what ended up happening.

UPDATED 8/1 with PICS! Couple's Flash Report! T2Please & Gwenyth at The Downtown Adult Cinema in Akron, OH

Doc here, a man who some say can charm a King Cobra snake with his lovely baritone singing voice, with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from T2Please & Gwenyth.

It seems that T2Please and the lovely Gwenyth visit Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema on occasion, and put on an afternoon performance for the matinee goers.  And this report chronicles one of these visits...

So please welcome back to The Journal, T2Please and his lovely consort Gwenyth!

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Doc,

My sincere apologies. It has been awhile since my last report. Primarily because the Summit News in Warren, OH has currently been eliminated as a playful option. That being known, and T2 Being an opportunistic individual, I have improvised and reengaged by attending the Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema, currently the only facility in NE Ohio that functions as an adult theater venue (ed. note: The Foster in Youngstown is still open).

My companion is the lovely 'Gwenyth', she is an early 40's divorced smoking hot blond MILF. Stands about 5'5" and weighs about 135lbs. She has a pretty face, nice skin and smooth curves. Best of all is her attitude, she gets off having sex in public places and, wait for it,...is a true anal queen!