Freeze Frame: Happy Mam-orial Day Edition w/ 25 Pics + 5 Bonus Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say has three varieties of bratwurst named after him, with a special Mam-orial Day Editon of Freeze Frame.    My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

First of all, this report was scheduled to go up at 11am, but apparently The Good Doctor can't tell the difference between AM and PM and I set it up wrong. I just caught it, and now here we are. 

Mam-oral Day is a big one for The Good Doctor.  A time to remember all the adult theaters that have passed... Legendary theaters such as The Palm, The Monroe, The Jefferson, The Belvedere, The Capri Art, The Earle, The Oak, and the entirety of The Deuce.  And let us reflect on the recently departed: Cinema Blue in Birmingham, The Buford Highway Twin Theaters in Atlanta, The Colony II (possibly) in E. St. Louis, and rumored to be closed soon Secrets in Oakland, CA.

In an effort to take the sting away from these lost dens of debauchery, I present to you a Mam-orial Day tribute to some of the best mams to come across the news desk here at The Journal. Nothing soothes an open wound like boobs. 

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Happy Mam-orial Day Gallery
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A Quick Note from the Good Doctor: Eric Edwards Fundraiser via The Rialto Report

Doc here with a quick note from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college...

The Rialto Report, a tremendous blog dedicated to the golden age of adult films and theaters, has published a piece on a fundraiser on golden age adult film star Eric Edwards.  

From the podcast and the report, it seems that Eric has fallen on tough times and health issues.  The Rialto Report has taken up the mantle to create a fundraiser for Eric so he can address his ongoing health and living situation. 

Please check out the details on the fundraiser and how you can help Eric at this link to The Rialto Report's feature:

http://www.therialtoreport.com/2016/05/29/eric-edwards-fundraiser/

Please do what you can to help. 

Thanks,
Doc

New Feature: The Journal's Saturday Musical Interlude - Neil Young & Devo "Hey Hey My My"

An ailing Doc here, fighting a bout with octorectalitis, with a new feature here at the Journal, Doc's Musical Interlude. 

Every Saturday, I will publish a little something that has grabbed my ears and eyes that is a bit off-beat, but gives you, the good readers of The Journal, insight into the music I have enjoyed over the years.   

A couple of week ago, I published this report about The Ramones covering the 1966 Spiderman animated series theme.  I love the Ramones, and it was one of those Ramones Saturday afternoons.  

As a new regular feature here at the Journal, chances are it will be weird, come from the punk or post-punk era, and I may have owned it at one point.

Case in point is this mind-blower of a team-up: Neil Young and DEVO. This video appeared in a Neil Young directed movie from 1982 titled "Human Highway", and it's all sort of awesome. 

Neil Young meet Booji Boy. 

Enjoy my friends...

Thanks,
Doc

Freeze Frame! Slut Diane Returns in a New Photo Set (and it's HARDCORE!) w/8 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some allege is the love-child of Clemenza and Geraldo Rivera, with a whopper of a Freeze Frame Report from my good friend and chocolate connoisseur, Slut Diane. 

You see, this past Saturday morning, the doorbell rang at the Chez Lizardo, deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.  When I got to the door, it was a singing telegram, which took The Good Doctor by surprise (didn't they disappear like 30 years ago).  The guy was also dressed a Canadian Mountie, and I have no idea why.

The song (to the best of my recollection) went something like this:

Hey Good Doctor, whatya say?
Slut Diane was traveling by San Francisco Bay.
She had a taste for chocolate,
and after a few calls,
she was surrounded by at least a dozen chocolate balls.

Slut Diane dove in head and mouth first,
and due to her mighty healthy thirst,
this mighty chocolate team,
filled her kitty with lots of messy cream.

It was at this time the Mountie handed me a flash drive with the 8 HOT images you see below, jumped into the back seat of a 1977 AMC Gremlin, and sped away. 

And that last pic is a show stopper folks...

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy 8 brand new pics of the insatiable Slut Diane.

Thanks,
Doc

Slut Diane in San Francisco
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Box Score! School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago May 21, 2016

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TONIGHT! SATURDAY MAY21ST! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago: School's Outy Party Starts at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Saturday Update! Doc here, a man who has a pocket full of detention slips to give out tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for tonight's School's Out Party at 15th Ave!

The Party Room looks great, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB Bar Area is ready to see to your needs (well, some of them).

I will be looking for contestants for our Sexy Schoolgirl/Naughty Teacher/Bad Cheerleader Outfit Contest. Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! The contest starts at 9:45pm! Sign up with The Good Doctor and I will assign you your number.

I cannot wait for tonight's event! The jet black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into Chicago for the party. And, to boot, I am having an outstanding hair day.

We will be welcoming many first time couples, so guys, you need to be on your best behavior. Security is going to be tight. And remember cell phone usage is prohibited except in the retail store and outside in the parking lot.

First timer couples: I will be giving tours from 7:45 until 9pm tonight. Just ask for me at the front desk. Look for the guy in a lab coat.

Here we go...

Thanks,

Doc
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Friday Update! Doc here once again... We are less that 48 hours away from Saturday night's big School's Out Naughty Schoolgirl Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

The Party Room is decorated to the nines, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB bar area is stocked with cups, ice, and soft drinks.

The Sexy Schoolgirl/Teacher/Cheerleader Outfit Contest will take place around 9:45pm, and we will be looking for 8-10 contestants for three great prizes courtesy of 15th Ave.

Don't kick yourself Sunday morning for missing School's Out. The bruises won't heal by the time you are back to work on Monday.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,

Doc
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Thursday Update: Doc here again... The School's Out Swag Bags are done and looking mighty spiffy if you ask me.  Here they are:

Remember kids, only the first 50 male/female couples get one of these bad boys, starting at 8pm.  Each bag carries a $50 value in products...

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, with an update on this coming Saturday's HUGE School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  

The Good Doctor has two words for you:
NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRLS

Of all the parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, our naughty schoolgirl/ teacher /cheerleader events are the biggest and wildest. And we cannot wait to welcome you to our latest one this Saturday night at 8pm.

Here is your checklist:

• Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F couples with your paid admission. A $50 value in each bag!
• Couples and single females get preferred parking in our discreet rear parking lot. 
• Our sexy "School's Out" outfit contest returns (we need a minimum of 8 contestants, so sign up when you arrive). Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
• Enlarged couples and single females seating area in the theater.
• BYOB (drinks need to stay in the Party Room).  We have the ice and cups.
• Extra security on hand for this huge event.
• NO CELL PHONES except in the retail store. Failure to adhere to this rule may lead to you being asked to leave. Don't be *that guy/girl* . 

Girls... We cannot wait to see what you will be wearing Saturday night!

Thanks,

Doc

Breaking News: The Colony II/Kisses CLOSED by the city of East St. Louis

Doc here with some bad news from the St. Louis area.  The former Colony II, now known as Kisses, was closed down by the city of East St. Louis, IL last weekend.

Contributor CM has filed a Field Report on the closure, and also expresses his opinion on what happened. 

Also included is a link to the mainstream media report on this matter.

Oy.

Here we go...

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Doc,

No raid that we know of, just bad news:

  http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article78499137.html

As a semi-regular for the last 12 years or so, two thoughts:

1) The original owner was flaunting the law, too - for at least two
decades - but I have a pretty good hunch he was paying off the two
local agencies to look the other way. The nondescript building off the
beaten path and straddling city boundaries was intentional.

2) I also suspect but cannot prove the "tip from a resident" was one
of the officers on the take having attempted to collect from the new
operator and being rebuffed.

This is a tremendous loss to the "adult playtime" community in St.
Louis. Given the new, unwanted civic attention, I strongly suspect it
will not be back.

CM

***

Doc here again... I do not like the sound of things at all here.  This is a huge mountain to climb for the new owner of Kisses.  Fingers crossed, but I'm not very hopeful this will have a happy ending.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Jean & Scott @ Fantasyland 1 Saturday Night 5/14/16 w/7 EXXXCLUSIVE PICS and Video!!!

Doc here, a man who some say believes in three things: prettier girls, faster airplanes, and bigger alligators. 

It's mid-May, and I am still wearing long johns here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. But there is one thing I am sure will warm everyone up, and it's the following smoking hot report from senior Journal scribes Jean and Scott.

These two former students of Charles Xavier are now full fledged adult theater superhoes superheroes and they call the Alkali Lake section of central Florida their home base, and the legendary Fantasyland 1 as their playground.

Without further ado, please welcome back Jean & Scott!

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Hey Doc and Readers, 

Jean here. Thought you might want to hear about some dirty adventures from Friday night (5/13/16). Oh and there are NEW pictures as well! 

The Real Jean!

Scott and I were in Tampa on Friday night, so we decided to make a stop at Fantasyland 1. We had planned to be there around 10pm, but didn't make it until 11:30 or so. Luckily, there were about 15-20 cars in the parking lot so we went in to look for some action.

A little side note here: I was wearing a jean mini skirt and black very low cut shirt with heels. I generally don't wear jean skirts, they are more suited for teenagers than late twenties hotwives. Scott did not realize this and bought one for me to wear in "real life". He also didn't take my ass into account because after trying on this skirt you could see the entire bottom of it. This means that it was really only appropriate for one kind of place! I wore it proudly because when someone buys you something, you really should wear it around them to show appreciation!

Jean

Upon walking into the theater we saw about a dozen men in the hallway and a few in the theater room. There were also a few other couples and some good sounding fun coming from one of the private rooms. 

We went into the main theater and watched the video playing for a bit ( it was well scripted with excellent lighting, like always) before we headed into the gloryhole rooms. For those of you who have never been to Fantasyland, the gloryhole rooms are somewhat themed. We usually use "pirate" or for lack of a better description "Oriental". 

After getting a couple before pictures, I got down in front of the gloryhole for the first "cummer" of the night. He was well-endowed, which was nice because you don't expect to hit the jackpot on the first go. Scott jokingly asked if I wanted to buy the first car in the lot. Luckily I said "Fuck it" literally and figuratively. 

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Check Out The Rialto Report's "The Lost Theaters of New York: Then & Now"

Doc here, a man who some say was the Tiger Beat Dream Date of May 1975, with a recommendation on a must-read for those of you invested in some degree to this thing of ours.

About three years ago, The Good Doctor started research on the lost adult theaters of New York City in and around The Deuce  (42nd St. between 7th and 8th Ave.). It was within this condensed patch of real estate that a bulk of NYC's adult porn palaces were located. 

In the mid-late-80's The Good Doctor made his first trip to NYC during a very hot mid-July day. I was working just north of New York City as a teacher as part of an internship, and by chance a few colleagues and I scheduled a day trip to The City. And during this trip found the The Deuce.   

A Map of The Deuce's Adult Theaters
(Source: Defunct Grindhouse Website)

Walking along 42nd Street, I remember the Bryant and Victory theaters specifically, even though we passed what seemed like 50 theaters.  However, even though the magnetic pull to go inside any one of them was impossible to resist, I was with the group of co-workers, and we kept walking.

I never did get back before the area was gentrified, the theaters closed, and the bulk of them demolished. 

Thanks to the amazing work of The Rialto Report, one of The Good Doctor's favorite web sites, they have revisited the sites of The Deuce's adult theaters, with a then and now profile theater by theater.  And it's all sorts of awesome! It is the best of it's kind I have seen to date, and it's a must read!

Check out this great report of "The Lost Theaters of New York" by The Rialto Report HERE .   And do The Good Doctor a favor... Please leave a comment at the bottom of that report saying that The Good Doctor from The Journal of Adult Theaters sent you.  

Congrats again to The Rialto Report!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! GK Arbee Hit the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi in February 2016

Doc here, a man who some say spent most of his youth hoping to become one day a goomba, with a Flash report from a February Biloxi trip by senior Journal scribe GK Arbee.

Take it away GK!

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Doc,

I'm going to give the best rundown I can for my time at the adult theater in Biloxi over a weekend in February. I do appreciate the mention earlier that week for folks to attend! Not sure Biloxi is that great of a visit anymore however...

On to Saturday (Friday's visit was unremarkable)...

I decided to let the bad events of the night before leave my mind and went to the theater early Saturday afternoon! I got into a lengthy conversation with the guy behind the counter and he had been given word of my visit from your site. Everybody was wondering just who GK. Arbee was... He told me that he had received quite a few phone calls from couples wondering if it was "busy" tonight. He told them it should be a fun evening so come on down to the theater!!

For the most part it was pretty slow, from 5pm to 9pm, only 2 couples came in, got creeped out by the "Whack Patrol" and left. Finally at 9, a couple came in. She was a HOTT HOTT older blonde lady I would say in her early 40's and she was dressed to play. I guess the guy at the counter "described" her to me, so they came in the theater and she sat down right next to me. Woohoo!! Her man said "Lets go over to the couch, she wants to give you something!". 

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Fantasyland in Tampa, FL

Doc here, a man who some say can sing the songs of whales (above water only), with a terrific Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Anaconda.

Anaconda ventured to the Sunshine State of Florida, and just by accident drove to Fantasyland 1 and 2 in Tampa. And my accident, I mean planned for months.

Take it away, sir.

***

Hey Doc,

I happen to be in Orlando for business this week and I absolutely would not miss the opportunity to pop my FantasyLand/Tampa cherry. I've been looking forward to this trip for months!! 

I finished up my work obligations and headed West on Route 4 to get the fun started. I rolled into FL1 around 8:30 and there were a fair # of cars in the lot, but it didn't seem like it was packed, so I wasn't sure what was in store. I chatted with the clerk a bit and let him know it was my first visit and to get the layout. I had been tweeting back and forth with FL theater (& Journal) vets Jean and Scott trying to set up a meeting, but alas, weeknight play is not for everyone. But they did advise me to make sure I got the scoop on going between FL1 & 2, which I did, of course. So, I paid my $19 and into the theater I went. 

Not much was going on for a while, just a bunch of guys wandering around. I figured I'd give it at least an hour before I tried to move over to FL2. Traffic picked up and there were several couples that came in. Unfortunately, 2 locked themselves in one of the private side rooms (separately) to just play with themselves, and a third couple with a very attractive woman sat in the main theater, but didn't play at all. 

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: Power Rankings

Doc here with the latest edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag.

The Good Doctor's Mailbag is a forum for you, the good readers of The Journal, to ask me questions about this thing of ours, affairs of the heart, or a solid meatball recipe.

It's been a minute since our last edition, but let's jump back on this horse, shall we?

"A" from Fort Lee, NJ writes

Hey Doc.  I have always been curious...How do you figure out the Adult Theater Power Rankings each week?  You are doing an amazing job for all of your readers, but it doesn't seem like there is enough data out there in the form of reports (at least not published) to rank between 5-8 theaters.  

Great question "A". The Power Rankings are based on the following:

• Published intel during the week in question on the net.
• I have back-channel contacts in just about every city with a major adult theater, and I am in touch with them weekly. This is either from the theaters themselves, or reporters/friends on the ground in those cities.
• Social media platforms (excluding Craigslist). 

I hope this answers your question, "A"!

Do you have a question for The Good Doctor?  E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with the words MAILBOX QUESTION in the subject line. 

Thanks,

Doc

UPDATED 5/7 at 2pm: A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Join The Art Cinema's New Yahoo Group!

Updated 5/7 at 2pm:  Doc here... Interest in a drama-free forum to discuss all things Art Cinema has been dynamite!  Now up to 134 members, we invite you to join the Art Cinema Balcony Yahoo Group.

Please review the Terms and Conditions of joining the Group below and click to join. 

Thank you!

Doc

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Doc here with a piece of exciting news for fans and friends of the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.

A brand new Yahoo Group has been established for friends of The Art Cinema to utilize as a safe and reliable social media platform to communicate and post visit announcements to The Art Cinema.

Here are the details:

Yahoo Group Name: Art Cinema Balcony

To join: https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/acbalcony/info

• All membership requests for the Group will be reviewed by the moderator before approval. Please state your location and age when applying to join the Group.

Messaging: All messages in the Group will be moderated before posting. 

• If you are planning a visit, you may want to give the moderator several hours advance notice to the post can be approved before the actual time of the visit. 

There will be a zero-tolerance for flaming, catfishing, or any disrespectful behavior inside the Group. There was enough of that crap on Craigslist for the past year, further enhancing Craigslist's reputation as an extremely unreliable social media platform. 

The Art Cinema has joined the ranks of terrific adult theaters like 15th Ave. Adult Theater & The Paris and Oregon Theaters to have a Yahoo Group focused on their adult theaters. Let's make this a success like the others and make this Yahoo Group something to be proud of in the adult theater community.

Remember, to join: https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/acbalcony/info

Thanks,

Doc

ICYMI: Flash Report! A Late February Adventure for G.K. Arbee at Fantasyland in Tampa (w/Naughty Alysha and Jenny Jizz Too!)

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A Journal Musical Interlude: Superhero Edition

Couples Flash Report! The Adventurous MD Couple at Pegasus in Raleigh, NC (w/ 15 GREAT PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once was a member of Sicily's national steeplechase team until a scandal involving a cheerleader and a beekeeper's outfit came to light.

My good friends The Adventurous MD Couple are back, and this report is a doozy! A "His & Hers" report, with some great high-res images of the encounters at Pegasus in Raleigh, NC.

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this amazing report...

Here we go!

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The AdventurousMDCouple made another stop at Pegasus in Raleigh, NC a few weekends ago and it turned into an amazing night. 

Pegasus
Raleigh, NC

Having spoken by email with several guys through SLS, we thought we had an evening planned out for some fun. Unfortunately none of the guys we had chosen to play with actually showed up so we had to go into backup plan mode. Luckily for us Pegasus was full of guys on a Friday night that were clean and ready for some playtime. 

After a bit of small talk in the hallway outside one of the three theaters, Ms AdvMDCpl headed into the theater for her fun time. We took a seat on the lone leather couch in the large theater and started watching the movie. It wasn’t long before a group of guys gathered around the sexy Ms AdvMDCpl as Mr AdvMDCpl rubbed his hands over her shoulders and thighs – slowly sliding her dress straps off her shoulder and lowering the top of her dress below her breasts. He also rubbed her thighs and hiked the bottom of her dress up to expose her shaved pussy. 

Field Report! Romantix in Council Bluffs, IA by Oldbeatnik

Doc here with a new Filed Report from The Journal's longest running senior reporter: Oldbeatnik.

OBN was at Romantix in Council Bluffs IA, and has filed this report to The Journal.  Sounds like an interesting place.

Take it away, sir!

***

Doc,

Made a very quick trip to Romantix 50662 189th St. in Council Bluffs Iowa on a Tuesday night. Nice sized parking lot, room for semis, well lit, right off Interstate 29. The place is very clean, and has the usual run of lingerie, DVD’s and toys. Not a large collection of any of them. 

Has a 24 booth arcade area with two couple’s only booths. Must pre-pay $6 for arcade and two hour rental of couple’s booths. Because it was pre-pay I did not check to see if there were glory holes. Also has two mini theaters; one shows gay/trans/bi films, the other straight movies. $6 for entrance to one of them, $10 for both. Seeing that it was a Tuesday night and the chance of there being any couples was nil I did not spend the money to go in. I was also in a hurry to get back on the road. 

Smut for a Sunday Evening: May Day Edition with 43 XXX Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say can whip up a stuffed ravioli meal that would make a grown man cry in just under 20 minutes.

It's Sunday.  It's also May Day.  The day in which many countries celebrate by dancing around a maypole.  I have seen pics of this activity, and for the life of me don't understand the appeal.  Of course, this is coming from a guy who for the last 25+ years has roamed just about every adult theater in the country, taking notes and reporting on them.  I am sure the maypolers wouldn't understand my actions either. So we're even.

Bottom line is that May Day is a Spring holiday. A day to celebrate the wonders of nature. And for The Good Doctor, a day to publish some of the top adult theater-related images that have been submitted to him.  Nothing poached from the interwebs. All home grown.

So ladies and gentlemen, enjoy a spring-flavored edition of Smut for a Sunday Evening.

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: May Day Edition
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Box Score: Saturday Night 4/30/16 at Secrets in Des Moines, WA by Lunchbox

Doc here, a man who some say once participated in a salmon throwing competition, only to be disqualified when caught dope-slapping Contestant #4 mid-hurl.  He was then escorted to the door and shown out.

One of the best stories in this thing of ours is the emergence of Secrets in Des Moines, WA as the go-to destination in the Seattle area in this thing of ours (address in the Adult Theater dB). 

Secrets has been given high marks from some of Portland's finest reviewers and participants (such as Brent in Portland and the amazing Gemini).  It is also on the very short list of the Good Doctor to visit in 2016. 

Things have been hopping at Secrets, and this Box Score courtesy of Secrets staffer Lunchbox certainly paints a great picture of last night's fun and frolic.

Take it away, Lunchbox!

She's Back & Better Than Ever! Slut Diane's 2nd Box of Chocolates with 9 Great Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say can bounce back and forth through time, and with that document it all on his Twitter feed @LizardoJournal, with the return of my good friend, the super sophisticated and super naughty Slut Diane. 

Diane is a legend both in the Chicagoland area, but also points south as she and The Mr. travel pretty extensively. Her presence at adult theater events (she attended  15th Ave. Adult Theater's Mardi Gras Party a week ago Saturday night), as well as private GBs are both memorable and ball-draining. 

You see, Slut Diane has a sweet tooth.  A sweet tooth for chocolate. Dark, light, you name it. The contrast of Diane's very fair skin against bulls of varying degrees of darkness is a sight to behold. And ladies and gentlemen, her appetite is pretty insatiable. 

Please welcome back to The Good Doctor's Journal, the gorgeous Slut Diane!

Thanks,
Doc

Slut Diane's Sweet Tooth Gallery 2
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