Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Twistingly's First Visit to a 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago in 2015

Doc here, a man who some say spent 3 months in 2003 just speaking in haiku, with the first of two reports from new contributor and 15th Ave. Adult Theater party goer, Twistingly

Twistingly, and her hubby, Mr. Twistingly have attended two events hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  This very attractive brunette jumped right into this thing of ours, and has filed two reports to The Journal, of which this is Part 1

Take it away, Twistingly!

This was my first foray to a theater or club. I'll be upfront and say that I did not participate other than to watch, that said I had a great time.

The theater has a themed event night once a month. That evening it was "Little Black Dress", so my friend and I wore ...well little black dresses. It’s located in a pretty secluded area in Melrose Park and when you arrive it doesn't look like much. We were with our husbands and couples get priority parking in the back. 

Walking in it looks like a porn store, a couple guys at the counter taking your money for entry. Very nice and chatty "your first time?", "don't hesitate to ask questions", and "if you feel uncomfortable at any time please inform security".

Dr. Emilio was there and gave us a tour of the facility. There’s a spa and locker room (which was handy for the ladies’ purses), the theater; dividing couples to the left and single men to the right, and the party room. The party room is where we started and was set up like a dance club with stripper poles on a stage and a few bar height tables scattered about. It’s BYOB, but there’s a bar to your right as you walk in with refrigeration, ice, cups, and mixers. I think the mixers were a dollar and of course I tipped.

I'm typically the scout of the group and as soon as I had my bearings I started exploring. Behind the movie screen there is a gang bang room. It has a low massage table central and it was being used throughout the night. Only one scene made me uncomfortable; she was taking guy after guy and never made a noise. 

In the theater couples were watching the movie and often fucking. Some invited single men over and there was one woman who had a line of men taking turns using her hands and mouth while the man she was with was going down on her. Behind me was a very attractive couple who obviously wanted to put on a show and he had her bent over a seat while he fist fucked her from behind. The sounds from that were sorta disturbing and ...kinda hot. 

There's a stadium like seating cool down area that many single guys were sitting at, pants gone and masturbating for the world to see. Initially hesitant to look I mustered up my courage and started to watch. That really excited them and they put a little extra effort into it, often asking with a gesture for me to join in. 

There was a restroom in the Party Room with a toilet with chairs around it so you can watch. Water sports aren’t my thing, but I just had to try it when I was alone with my friends. The arcades were private booths and I slipped into one with my husband where we watched porn and fucked. It was a tad dirty and seedy but, oh my god, I loved it!

As for the crowd, there was every type of person you could imagine. Old/young, fat/fit, beautiful/ugly, straight/gay/trans, dressed up/dressed down/ name it, it was there and it was AWESOME. I talked and danced with A LOT of people, the majority of which wore little to no clothes, and genuinely had an amazing time. The only thing I can liken it to was an adult sexual circus. Everyone was obviously there to have a good time and security was present but not intrusive.

I will definitely go back.



Doc here again... Many thanks to Twistingly for a terrific report on her first time at a lifestyle club, and her approach was note perfect. Observing and soaking in the scene on a first visit is exactly what The Good Doctor prescribes. 

Remember kids...Slow and steady wins this race. 

Stay tuned for Part 2 on Thursday.