Flash Report! Ray Takes Max & Sarah's Wondrous Road to The Oregon Theater in Portland on 8/18 and 8/19/17

Doc here, a man who some say had a famous high-wire act at the Chez Bippy, a small but lovely showroom near the Tappan Zee. 

Across the country this weekend, adult theaters had one of those magical weekends. Berlin News Agency, 15th Ave. Adult Theater, The Art Cinema, Secrets, and The Oregon Theater were rocking. 

Big time.

I love it when veteran adult theater reporters like senior Journal scribe Ray are on site to take in (and take) on a great adult theater scene. And that is exactly what happened at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR on 8/18 & 8/19/17.  Ray (as well as the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland) were on hand to soak in the goodness that is Max & Sarah's visit. 

Readers of The Journal are well aware that Max & Sarah are making a big name for themselves in the adult theater scene, from theater to theater. And this past Friday and Saturday, Portland's couples, gentlemen, and ladies got to see it for themselves.

As did Ray.  Take it away, sir!

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Dear Doc,

As I sit down on this sunny Sunday morning to write this, the Oregon Theater of Portland is ranked “3b” on Doc’s Adult Theater Power Rankings. There is a reason for that. I may have seen better nights in porn theaters than the one I experienced at the Oregon last night, but if I have, they were a long, long time ago. This is my first trip to Portland and my first chance to experience the Oregon. On top of that, my trip happily coincided with a visit from Max and Sarah. Having read their previous reports, I was eager for a chance to see them with my own eyes. They (she) did not disappoint! More on them in a bit. First, let’s get a wider view of the weekend.

I hit the Oregon on Friday night assuming that things might be a bit slow, since Max and Sarah’s announcement might have influenced those who only had one night to give to debauchery to roll in on Saturday. While things may have been a bit more quiet on Friday, they were certainly memorable. 

Lizardo Eclipse Day - A Few Helpful Tips to Get Through the Day + New Reports at The Journal!

Doc here, a man who some say noted astronomer Carl Sagan referred to as being "...composed of billions & billions of molecules of douche bag", with quick notes on today's solar event, plus new reports going online today at The Journal.

From Oregon to South Carolina, million of good people with destroy their work day efficiency by donning a pair of $38 eclipse glasses, or as in my case, standing inside a refrigerator box with a pinhole cut in it, in my back yard in The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college), sipping a Bloody Mary, listening to Pink Floyd. 

The event will last only a few minutes, so as you are trying to regain eyesight in your one "good eye", how about a few reports from an incredible weekend in this thing of ours?

Here is what is coming up today at The Journal:

• Box Score: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 8/19/17.  Mon Dieu, what a crazy zoo for this party!  Get the details this morning at The Journal.
• Flash Report! Ray checks in with (in my opinion) his best Flash Report ever (he has been submitting reports for 6+ years to The Journal). His subject?  A trip to Portland, and two wild nights at The Oregon Theater during Max & Sarah's visit!