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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Flash Report! Anaconda Steps Up to the Plate at Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 11/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say was once mistaken for Bigfoot while on vacation in the Pacific Northwest in the 1970's, all because his Fu-Manchu mustache was a little bushy. 

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back, and this time ventured to Secrets in Des Moines, WA a scant 2 days ago.  What did he find? What did he do? Was he having a good hair day?

Let's find out...

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Hey Doc,  

Senior scribe Anaconda back again with a new report from the great Pacific Northwest.

Work took me out west this week and I knew I had to give Secrets in Des Moines, WA  another try.  I had only gotten the chance to check it out once before and came away empty handed.  I debated trying to get down to Portland since the sources make it sound like every night is a party night at the Oregon Theater, but my schedule just didn't allow it.  

So, I rolled into Secrets parking lot around 8PM on Tuesday night (11/14) and it was pretty full.  Had a feeling it was all guys though since I hadn't seen any announcements come out (which Secrets does on several platforms, namely Twitter @MoinesSecrets).  I entered and paid my $10 admission and found I was right, about about 8-10 guys scattered around the place, no couples or women.  So I settled in to watch some porn and wait as patiently as I could.  

Around 9:30pm my patience paid off and a couple came strolling in.  They were very nice  average, next door types.  She was cute, with nice tits and strawberry blonde hair.  They took up residence on a couch in the smaller theater room and the crowd gathered.  Everyone kept their distance at first and just watched from afar to see what they were going to get into. 

Field Report! FunCouple Returns with a Profile of the Adult Superstore in St. Albans, WV!

Doc here, a man who some say used to take the Johnny Cab to work daily, until someone blabbed...

Joining us for their 2nd report is the awesome FunCouple!  This time, they hit another West Virginia adult theater, the Adult Superstore in St. Albans (near Charleston, WV).  This place sounds like one of those hidden gems my good friend Brent in Portland & I discuss all the time.

Take it away, FunCouple!

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Hi Doc!

We wanted to give a quick review of an establishment that we do not see listed in the Adult Theater Database:  Adult Superstore in St. Albans, West Virginia!  (ed. note: Added now!)

Adult Superstore
St. Albans, WV
We have been there a few times, but for now, will just give a brief overview of the Adult Superstore.  It is located on Rt. 60 (MacCorkle Ave) in St. Albans (actually Jefferson we think).  For a point of reference, it is about 10 minutes from downtown Charleston, WV.