Field Report! The Return of the Cunning Linguist & a Recap of the Upstate NY Scene

Doc here, a man who some say can speak seven languages, all poorly, with the return of a Journal reporter from years ago.

The Cunning Linguist has sprung back into the light of day, and has been nice enough to bring us up to speed on the current Western NY scene.  There is also a mention of my favorite adult theater I frequented as a young Lizardo, to which I tip my Bloody Mary often in fond remembrance.

Take it away, The Cunning Linguist!

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Hello Good Doctor,

I do hope you remember me. I have penned articles for you previously. However both personal and professional obligations have caused me to step aside from This Thing Of Ours for a period of time. Gratefully, I am emerging from that fog and getting my sea legs (or is it semen) back. I find This Thing Of Ours to be like a bicycle and learning to ride again cums easily. 

I do know how you appreciate home cooking so I wanted to get back in the journalism game by providing a brief update on local WNY news. 

An ABS on Transit Road heading to Lockport, NY called Video Pix has added booths in the back. The price of admission is $5 and is paid by purchasing tokens from a change machine just outside the entrance. 

Couple's Flash Report! The O'Hare MILF's Bukkake for the Holidays on Monday 12/11/17 at 15th Ave in Chicago w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say does most of his creative thinking while wearing stilts, with a terrific Couples Flash report from my good friends The O'Hare MILF and her hubby, K!

Last week, The OHM & K decided to make an afternoon visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, and asked me to help organize it and get the word out that this petite blonde spinner who is always on Santa's naughty list would be stopping by to take in a feature or 2 at 15th Ave. 

That and a bukkake.

I am always glad to help in this capacity for friends, and the word was sent out, and The Lizardo Lantern positioned to signal their arrival. The stage was set, so all that was left was to see who ready to dance.

Take it away The O'Hare MILF and K!

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The O’Hare Milf has been reading Doc’s reports of other Hotwives enjoying their bukkake experiences for a while now. One day she thought it was time for her. As usual you can never predict when she gets that sinister urge, so we had less than 24 hours to set this up. A quick email to Doc, and we were in business. An early afternoon at the 15th Ave bookstore!