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Friday, December 22, 2017

Flash Report! Jack Rolls Into a Parking Lot, and Finds Kim In Public, Anaconda, and Dry Clean Only at The Green Door

Doc here, a man who some say hits everyone's year end best dressed list in the "Soprano's Extra" category, with the cherry on top report from the now famous KimInPublic visit to The Green Door in Bethlehem, PA with senior reporters Anaconda and Dry Clean Only

To date, we have had Kim's, Anaconda's, & Dry Clean Only's report. The only one we were missing was the mystery man from the parking lot encounter, Jack.

Well kids, Jack's report is here... Enjoy!

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Doc,

It was a such a long day. Work was piling up at the office and I knew that I had so much stuff to do afterwards. Ugh. 


After a tumultuous day riddled with a bunch of year end nonsense, I was out and about just trying to get some Christmas shopping done. Instead of pretending to be jolly Old Saint Nick, I was completely unfocused and kept thinking about how bad I wanted to get rid of my several day buildup of Christmas cheer. 

Not a big fan of my local bookstore for a myriad of reasons. However, I said fuck it and decided to take a drive by. The lot was kind of busy to my surprise. I still wasn’t sure if I was going to venture inside or not. Couples have been known to frequent this seedy little place from time to time (The Green Door in Bethlehem, PA). I parked and waited for a minute. I was chubbed up by the sheer thought of some unadulterated NSA fun and headed for the door.