Flash Report! "Manners Maketh the Man" - Anaconda Returns to BNA in Berlin, NJ on 4/23/18

Doc here, a man who put Service Road #73 on the map, somewhere just south of Seacacus, with a brand new Flash Report for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda is back, and he popped into one of his regular stops on the Lizardo Highway System (LHS), the Berlin News Agency (BNA) in Berlin, NJ.  And during his visit, exercised the patience a veteran of this thing of ours should always display. Newbies to the scene please take note.

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hello Doc and good Journal readers,

Allow me to tell you the story of my most recent experience at BNA in Berlin, NJ. 

I rolled into town and headed straight for BNA on Monday evening, April 23rd. I arrived around 7:30ish and paid my entrance fee. The door gave that familiar adult theater buzz and I walked in to see what I would see. There were some very noticeable changes. 

Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

Change #1 - the large rectangular table in the new "red room" has been removed and replaced with a much smaller, but familiar, round padded table. This new table is the same as the others in the "cubicles" but looks sadly small and out of place in the large space.

Box Score! The Secret Room 2125: Eyes Wide Shut Party on 4/21/18 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago

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The Good Doctor's Pic(s) of the Day! More Sexy Goodness from That Quirky Girl!

Doc here, a man who some say put Intercourse, PA on the map, with a double dose of The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!

In what some doctor's call deja nude (the feeling you have seen the same sexy woman nude two days in a row), your old friend in the white suit and aviators brings to you two brand new pics of the naughty & sexy That Quirky Girl. 

These images, taken earlier today during an intimate encounter with one Mr. Bubble, are anything but squeaky clean! 

Enjoy these brand new images from That Quirky Girl!

Thanks,
Doc

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: The Return of That Quirky Girl!

Doc here, a man who some say put Chugwater, WY on the map, with a little something we like to call The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Sometimes the POTD is one of my favorite archive images that needs to see the light of day once again.  Then again, like tonight's, it was taken just a short time ago especially for this platform.

Tonight, we welcome back That Quirky Girl, a spunky brunette with naughty mind and a body cut from the same cloth, who has been known to visit an adult theater by herself. And this pic? Muddone!

So ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the song boob stylings of my good friend, That Quirky Girl.

Thanks,
Doc

Twistingly's Twisted Tales! The Secret Room 2125: Eyes Wide Shut Party in the Party Room of Chicago's 15th Ave on 4/21/18

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Couples Flash Report! Scott & Jean Hits XTC in Akron, OH (w/PICS) on 4/14/18 w/PICS and 3 VIDEOS!

Doc here, a man who some say put Bullhead City, AZ on the map, with a special treat to start your work week!

I went back to Ohio 

But my city was gone 

There was no train station 

There was no downtown 

South Howard had disappeared 

All my favorite places 

My city had been pulled down 

Reduced to parking spaces 

A, o, way to go Ohio

My good friends and senior reporters for The Journal, Scott & Jean, were on the prowl back on the evening of Saturday 4/14/18.  For a little while now, they have been back in Ohio after a tour of duty in the state that never sleeps, Florida. 

Scott & Jean have earned the distinction of being adult theater legends for the past several years, and The Good Doctor was lucky enough to be there almost right from the get go. When Jean popped out of the couples section at the late, great Westwood Theater in Toledo, and onto the lap of surprised yet grateful patron on the arts in the gen pop seating area for the first time, magic was made. She made the guy's wiener disappear.

Jean Getting In Some Light Reading

Fast forward to now, and Scott & Jean have almost 80K Followers on Twitter. If you are not following them, you really need to HERE.  

So when a new Scott & Jean report hits the editors desk here at The Journal (located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), it's a big, throbbing deal. And along with the report, brand new exxxclusive pics and videos!!!

You're welcome.

Here we go... Please welcome back to The Journal, the awesome Scott & Jean!

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Hey there, fellow Journal-lovers! Scott here. I'm well aware that reports are better from Jean's point of view, but she has a lot of work to get through today so you'll just have to settle for me this time.

We thought we'd share with you some details and pics from a recent midweek night of adult fun, so let's do that! First, some background. Last fall, we had made plans to visit XTC Adult Bookstore in Akron but circumstances instead resulted in Jean getting fucked in a parking lot, the details of which can be found here: https://dremiliolizardo.blogspot.com/2017/07/couples-flash-report-jean-scott-go.html . 

Jean's New Dress

The gentleman from that evening has been in touch several times since wanting more of "that sweet pussy" (his words, but also mine). Unfortunately, professional and personal obligations left us with little opportunity until recently. Emails were exchanged and we arranged a meetup.

TONIGHT!!! 4/21/18!!! BIG UPDATE! The Next Secret Room 2125 Party in Chicago! Eyes Wide Shut at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room on Saturday 4/21/18 at 8pm!

Doc here, Time Magazine's #17 rated goombah north of the Mason-Dixon Line, with an update for you on this Saturday's big Secret Room 2125: Eyes Wide Shut Party in the party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and leaving for the city in a matter of moments!

Just received confirmation of a Journal legend who will be in attendance tonight.  Does this girl look familiar?

Yes, my good friends C&R will be stopping into The Secret Room 2125 tonight!  

Also drinking in the evening will be my good friend Ginger Squirts! She's back! 

And this feisty little nugget will be manning The Fetlife/SLS Table (look for the gold tablecloth).  The lovely Twistingly! 

And behind the BYOB Bar, the amazing Liz!

Take it from the man who put Sardinia on the map, do not miss this great party tonight in The Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!  The Secret Room 2125: Eyes Wide Shut Party! Our address: 2125 N. 15th Ave. (Party Room Entrance), Melrose Park, IL.

Highlights of this party will be:

• It's BYOB!
• The amazing Liz will be behind the BYOB bar!
• Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!
• The party is all-gender inclusive! M/F/T all welcome!
• The Fetlife Table is back, with Twistingly!
• Special Guests have confirmed!

Join us for a fun night of masquerade!

The brand new party promo for The Secret Room 2125: Eyes Wide Shut party?  I got you...

Please make plans to join us this Saturday April 21st, 2018 at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL (Party Room Entrance only)

Thanks,
Doc

Tonight in Portland at The Oregon Theater! It's Their First 4/20 Party!

Couples Flash Report! Ginger Squirts Rings in the New Year for Two Club Visits with Master Thom & Daddyohh

Doc here, a man who some say put Denmark on the map, with a deep dive of a Couples Flash Report from my good friend, Ginger Squirts.

Ginger had a quick start to 2018, and in this report, she walks us through exactly what that looked like, along with her Master Thom, and her FB Daddyohh. 

Take it away Ginger!

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Ginger's Visit to 15th Avenue – Daddyohh’s Afternoon Interlude…

This story begins way back in November when Master Thom and I attended the “Black Saturday” Secret Room 2125 Party at 15th Avenue. We had met Daddyohh for the first time. Daddyohh deposited a large load all over me. It was very impressive and I said to myself he is someone I want to see again.

Well, mid-December was when I was scheduled for a medical procedure that would force me to step out of the lifestyle playground for about 12 weeks; I suggested to Master Thom that we make a visit to 15th Avenue Theater for one last adventure. I got the word out, and the attendance was impressive. 

Ginger Squirts

Daddyohh made that party and once again, did not disappoint. I would find out that he would have a lasting impression on me after that day, so much so, that he would place me at an unexpected New Years Eve house party with him, and that road leads us into today’s report. Even though the New Years Eve house party did not take place in an adult theater, rather, in an adult “club,” I must share with you parts of that evening, because it will set the stage for my most recent adult theater visit with Master Thom and Daddyohh. 

(Un)fortunately, my medical procedure was postponed multiple times during December, so by the time December 31st came around, I was craving sex, craving being controlled by Master Thom, craving giving and receiving intense pleasure. I contacted Daddyohh and told him that I decided to attend the house party at the last minute, and he said that he would meet Master Thom and me there. We text messaged throughout the day leading up to that night and agreed on a time to meet. 

Single Female Flash Report! That Quirky Girl's 15 Minutes of Fame at CVE in Gastonia, NC on 4/18/18 w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say always bangs the drum slowly on those mean streets, with a same day (Hell, 2 hours ago) report from the amazing That Quirky Girl. 

As Andy Warhol said, everyone is famous for 15 minutes. And for 15 minutes today at CVE in Gastonia, NC, The Journal's fast-rising sensation That Quirky Girl was famous to the handful of gentlemen at this well-respected adult theater complex.

I teased her visit on my Twitter, as THG and I were in communication as she was mulling her visit, and when she arrived and left afterwards. 

Here is TQG with her fast-moving report! 

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Hi Doc,

That Quirky Girl here with a quick report. Stopped in at CVE this afternoon. The parking lot was almost empty, but I decided to go in anyways (of course you already knew that). The gentleman at the counter recognized me and let me in. After a quick hello I walked back to the main theater.

I ran in to a guy we will call J in the hall. He followed me into the main theater. There were only 2 other men in there... this was not looking good at all. As I sat there a few other guys wandered in. One sat in the couch to my left. I liked the look of him. I walked over and sat down. 

Couple's Flash Report! That Quirky Girl & Mr. A First Visit to CVE in Gastonia, NC in Novembver, 2017 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say earlier in his rap career went by the name of DJ Funkadactyl, and I am proud to bring to you more goodness from this thing of ours. 

Last week, The Good Doctor brought to you the first report from our newest contributor here at The Journal, That Quirky Girl. In that report (HERE), TQG ventured solo to CVE in Gastonia, NC and had quite the afternoon for herself. 

After reading this report, you may have asked yourself "How did she just get here?" Well Lizardos and Lizardettes, That Quirky Girl had been to CVE once before, with a gentleman friend, Mr. A, back in November of 2017. That visit paved the way for last week's solo trip.  

So what was that first trip to CVE like for That Quirky Girl?  Let's find out, and let's also drink in some brand new pics of TQG while we are at it, shall we? (Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Pop open some peach vodka (Hi Gemini!), and welcome back to The Journal, That Quirky Girl!

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Hi Doc,

That Quirky Girl here again. After my first report was published, I received a handful of very polite requests to send in a report about my first experience at CVE in Gastonia, NC. I will recount it for you now.  

That Quirky Girl
All Images Copyright 2018

But, first here is a little background on how I ended up there. I had made a friend we will call him Mr. Anonymous (Mr. A for short). During this friendship we had chatted about his adult theater experiences. I am of the curious sort and had a lot of questions. As I asked questions I knew this was something that I wanted to experience in person. We agreed upon a day and time to meet. That is where the story begins.

Updated! Tonight! The Next Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Event in Chicago! Mardi Gras on Saturday April 14th, 2018 at 8pm!

Doc here, the grand marshal of what many consider one of our craziest parties of the year, Mardi Gras at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  This extravaganza is set for Saturday April 14th, 2018 at 8pm and running until 1am.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready for the trip north to Chicago from deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

Let's do this!

A few details about the event:

• It's BYOB (Please drink responsibly)
• Swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!
• Couple's Preferred Parking in the rear lot until spaces fill up.
• Sexy Dance Contest at 10:30pm!  Sign up early with The Good Doctor! Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places!
• Expanded Couples Section in the theater (entire left side).
• One price includes the entire facility.

Updated 4/14/18!: Breaking News!  My good friend Stuntslut Simone makes her grand return and will be attending tonight's party, along with her main dude, Mr. S!  Twistingly's favorite guy to motorboat. Welcome back, sexy girl!

Stuntslut Simone

Updated 4/12/18:  Here is a sneak peek at the swag bags for Saturday's big party! 

Join us for a big one (party that is)... TONIGHT! Mardi Gras at 15th Ave. Adult Theater!

Thanks,

Doc

Single Female Flash Report! That Quirky Girl Visits CVE in Gastonia, NC on 4/11/18 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was once as legendary known for his gator wrestling skills as for his adult theater ways, with my favorite type of report: The Single Female, First Time, Solo Visit Flash Report!  And our of guest of honor for this report is the lovely & talented That Quirky Girl.

That Quirky Girl (TQG) visited the well respected CVE in Gastonia, NC YESTERDAY, Wednesday April 11th, 2018, by herself, and held court in the main theater at CVE. The guys were respectful as well as playful, which put TQR both at ease and in the mood. Congrats gents!

It is here where we pick up our report from the awesome That Quirky Girl!

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Hi Doc,

That Quirky Girl here with my first report, from CVE (Carolina Video Exchange) in Gastonia, NC. Let me start out by giving a little background... 

This was my second visit there and my second visit to and adult theater ever. My first experience there was with a friend. We enjoyed both the Couples Room and the Main Theater, and I only played with him during that experience. This time was an unplanned, spur of the moment trip. I was in the area and happened to pass by around lunch time. The parking lot looked full and I thought "why not". So, I stopped in..... and this is where my report begins.

Wednesday 4/11/2018

After looking at the parking lot and seeing all the cars I decided it was probably safe to go in. As busy as it looked, I thought I would at least have options if I decided to do anything. What girl doesn't like options? I made my way to the door and then inside to the booth where you pay to get in. The nice guy behind the counter buzzed the door for me to come in. He said since it was Wednesday, and Wednesday & Sunday were couples days and they get in free, he would let me in free as well. I asked if there were any couples there and he said yes, one couple in the couples room. I pointed around the corner and asked if the other theaters were back that way and he said yes. 

This Friday! Friday the 13th Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!

Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! The Return of the San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say once ran with bulls in Pamplona, Spain, until he switched sides, and ran along with the bulls, chasing the villagers.  It was the heel-turn no one expected.

Welcome back to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!  In this series, The Good Doctor highlights a sexy lady, and showcases her for you, the good readers of The Journal. And returning back to us is my good friend The San Diego Smokeshow...

Enjoy, and remember to click the image to ENLARGE!

Thanks,

Doc

Candi O's Final 12: Chapter 7 - Fantasyland in Tampa, FL on March 29 & 30th, 2018 (w/5 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has a weak spot for pretty blondes, and on the Mt. Rushmore of pretty blondes I know, is Candi O!

The lovely Candi O is back for Chapter 7 in her Final 12 adult theater visits as part of her farewell tour. This legendary lady of this thing of ours is going out with a gang bang across this great country, and in Chapter 7, she has a home field advantage at Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL.

It's clear that Candi loves Fantasyland, and as always she paints an awesome picture for us during this hot afternoon visit in the Drew Park section of Tampa. And the pics that accompany this report are from that afternoon!

Lastly, stay tuned until the end of this report for details on Candi's next stop on her farewell tour, as it's less than 2 weeks away!

Take it away, Candi O!

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Chapter 7 - March 29 and 30th. Tampa, Florida. Fantasyland 1.

Hi Doc,

Behind every theater slut, there stands, in a dark corner, a dominant, controlling man. Men seeking time with them would do well to remember that fact.

This is where it all began for me. I was here long before the current owners, and long before there was a Fantasyland 2. One sunny day we stopped the car in front of the entrance and husband dared me to strip and run inside, one lap around the dirty magazine racks and back out to the getaway vehicle. I had never felt so exposed, and so free of body shaming judgement. 

Flash Report! Head West Young Man! Anaconda Hits The Oregon Theater Back-To-Back on April 4th and 5th, 2018! With Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say has a name known in the Samoan community as "The Great Mustache", but is pronounced way different. 

Senior reporter Anaconda (Samoan name unknown) is back, and with a two-fer of back to back days at Portland's awesome Oregon Theater. And even though this was a mid-week visit, he did get a change to meet some of Rip City's illuminati such as Joe (manager of The OT), Brent (hey Brent!), and a few well-known ladies.

Let's cut to the chase, shall we?  Let's welcome back Anaconda, and hear his theater tail tale. 

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Hey Doc,

Anaconda back again with another tale from the front lines of This Thing of Ours. Let’s start by going back in time a couple months. I had a visit planned to Portland’s Oregon Theater in January when I had to be in SoCal for work. While I was able to hit up Barnett Adult Superstore a couple different nights (report here), I had a bout with a stomach bug that prevented me from making the trip up to Portland. I vowed that there was no way I was going to miss the chance to get up there the next time I was out west.

So, back to present day, work called me to NoCal this time. I made my arrangements and no illness was going to stop me this time. My plan was a 2-day trip to Portland so that I could maximize my chances at seeing significant action. I was very excited in the weeks leading up to my visit, and kept a close eye on the Twitter feeds of @Oregon_Theater and @TheaterTails.

DAY 1 - Wednesday 4/4/18

My plane touched down on Wednesday evening around 7:30PM and thanks to PDX being relatively small and easy to navigate, I was off the plane, in a rental car, and on my way to the theater more quickly than expected and I arrived a little after 8. I walked in and greeted Joe and we chatted about this and that. He is way more than just the guy who takes your admission fee. He’s a good guy who takes in interest in the patrons and is serious about making sure there’s no BS going on at the OT. Thanks for being such a great host during my 2 day visit!!

He walked me around the theater and told me about the upgrades he’s been making, and the ones he has planned. The auditorium is an interesting hybrid of a space. In most of the old movie houses, the original seating is still there, i.e. folding seat type rows. And in the “theater rooms” in most of the good bookstores, you find couches and comfy chairs. At the OT, the huge auditorium in filled with about 70 couches and some big comfy chairs as well. Up front and in the center, is a very large couples and single female only section. This accounts for roughly 30-40% of the space. Also up front there is an exam table, a queen size bed, a very sturdy massage/gang bang table, as well as a group of 6 free-standing glory hole booths.