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Saturday, March 31, 2018

Flash Report! Old Salt Hits Mon Chalet in Denver, CO - March 2018

Doc here, a man who some say misses the sea the same way a stripper misses her pole. 

The S.S. Bel Culo has pulled into port this cool Saturday afternoon, and bounding down it's gangway is first-time reporter Old Salt, captain's log in his hand.  Buried in it's pages is an accounting of his first time in a lifestyle anything, and as long time Chicago White Sox broadcaster would say, "You can put him on the board...YES!". 

With his first report (of his first time), please welcome to The Journal, Old Salt!

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Doc,

It was an interesting experience losing my lifestyle virginity. On the advice of fearless leader Doc (ed. note: Thank you for the shout out!), I tried the Mon Chalet during a recent trip to Denver earlier this month. 

Luckily, I read the lifestyle primer and many, many flash reports and advice columns before my visit, so I wasn’t as nervous as I could have been. I’ve never been shy about nudity so that was never the concern, but the idea of a room full of people doing their thing was still a little daunting. Long story short…a good time was had by all. 

First a little description of Mon Chalet. #1 is pay attention to get there. The driveway is before the sign and it’s on a very busy one-way street. Be prepared to turn right immediately after the 7-11! 
Mon Chalet
Denver, CO (Address in the Adult Theater Database)
After arriving at Mon Chalet, I went with a matinee room on a Wednesday even though I could have just done a pool pass. I wanted a room to relax and gather my courage before hitting the pool area and a place to leave my stuff just in case. The hotel in general is very well kept and the staff was extremely nice. I told them it was my first time and they carefully explained the layout and how everything worked. I was very grateful.