Today we visit my lovely physician's assistant, Twistingly. The Twizzler is a woman with many names and personas; a list too long to publish here on The Journal because doing so would chew up a month's worth of bandwidth.
After several counseling sessions and one uncomfortable intervention, we determined that Twistingly is indeed NOT a lifestyle unicorn. The facts don't lie. Twistingly pushed back, even stomping her feet at one point, exclaiming "A unicorn am I", which sounded frankly awkward and a bit Yoda-like.
After the dust settled, the ones closest to her gathered round her and broke the news to Twistingly: "You are not a unicorn. You are a narwhal."
Today, she accepted this designation. Proof below.
Please welcome as today's Pic of the Day, the lovely Twistingly.
Thanks,
Doc