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Saturday, June 8, 2019

Couple's Flash Report! The Slaneesh's Hit the Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on May 4, 2019!

Doc here, a man who some say used to compete in track in high school, but only competed while wearing stilts. True story. 

As many of you Lizardos and Lizardettes know, The Good Doctor has been around the block a few times. These Sicilian eyes have seen a lot.  And on Saturday May 4th, deep within 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, these eyes saw some things that were new, and VERY exciting at the Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party!

Right in the middle of this new hotness, were my good friends Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh, and they are here to reveal the inside story about these happenings.

I suggest you sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and soak their outstanding report in!

Let's go!

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Doc,

As you are aware in this thing of ours, patience pays. In addition, things can go from 0 to 60 faster than the Lizardo 4000!!! Our schedule worked out where were able to get out to the May 4th Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots party and we were looking forward to a relaxing evening full of crazy, primal, illegal in most states sex.
Mrs. Slaneesh
We arrived around 9pm and immediately decided to start the evening with a visit to the spa. As you know Mrs. Slaneesh has a condition that only orgasms can treat and she prefers to start the evening with a relaxing sweat/soak in the sauna. Most parties when we do this we are the only ones in the sauna since many are unwilling to strip down and get wet. 

On this day, we were joined by a few guys who were willing to get naked and relax with us. As we were chatting in the sauna I noticed through the shower door that looks into the spa hallway, a distinctive white coat which could only be Doc! Knowing how busy you are with hosting duties and keeping the paparazzi out, I frantically tried to get your attention to let you know you had a patient in the house. (ed. note: The SMS (Slaneesh Messaging System) constitutes the rocking body of Mrs. Slaneesh pressed up against the glass of the spa door. This image is impressive, and it is awesome.