Flash Report! The PNW Kid Hits a Secrets Matinee in Des Moines, WA in September 2019

Doc here, a man who some say has the uncanny ability to juggle 4 oversized sex toys blindfolded. However, a recent unsuccessful attempt resulted in a black eye (from a black toy), and a split pair of sansabelt slacks.

Senior Pacific Northwest Reporter The PNW Kid is back after a long hiatus, and has jumped right back into the front lines in this thing of ours at the always awesome Secrets in Des Moines, WA!

What say you, PNW Kid?

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Hi Doc,

Greetings from the “soon to be covered in Fall leaves” Pacific Northwest!  I was sadly unable to attend "Hot for Teacher", but was pleased to hear your recent visit to Secrets was a sinfully wonderful experience.  The theater has come quite far since its early days so long ago. Current management has done an outstanding job and Secrets is now recognized as an oasis for those seeking various pleasures of the flesh.

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Last week I found myself twiddling my thumbs at work and tapping away at my iPhone.  I noticed an announcement from a young lady stating her plans to visit Secrets that same afternoon.  I quickly concocted a “forgotten dentist appointment” excuse and slipped out the door.

Upon arriving in the lobby of Secrets, I found several gentlemen and a couple chatting with the clerk.  Shortly after, we made our way into the crowded theater. To our delight, we discovered a curvy young lady devouring one smiling gent while another played with her round bottom.  

The female half of the aforementioned couple moved forward as the gentlemen took turns enjoying the young lass’ oral talents.  She began a pussy massage that transformed into an impressive display of fisting & spanking.  

Aided by the flickering light of the nearby movie screen, you could see the woman’s wrist shining with juice as her arm moved like a piston.  The young girl’s cries drowned out the movie soundtrack as the crowd watched in wonder. Before long, she slumped to the floor into a pool of her own fluids and the smiling woman rejoined her gentleman and departed.

Breaking News! Please Welcome Mister L - New Associate Editor at The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Doc here, a man who some say was once fishing buddies with Kilgore Trout, with an important announcement from your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  And it's a doozy!

The amount of messaging (e-mails, DMs, Tweets, etc.) The Good Doctor receives on a daily and weekly basis is pretty staggering. Just filtering the minutiae from the important intel coming across my desk is a full-time job in itself. Reports, advice, e-mails from colleagues, even recommendations on hair care products, it's all quite time consuming. 

The Journal has been a one-person show since it's incept date in August of 2009. Editing, art work, working with various adult theaters & clubs, photography, social media, event planning & hosting. All these items compete for my attention, and there isn't enough hours in the day to handle it efficiently.

If only I could find an associate that is an experienced writer and editor, who is ingrained in this thing of ours, who is an existing contributor, local, and I know personally. 

Which brings us to my announcement...

I would like to welcome Mister L as my new Associate Editor here at The Journal of Adult Theaters! 

Mister L's name may be familiar to regular readers of this site. He is one-half of one of the hottest couples that contribute to The Journal, along with his muse The Lovely A!  This guy wakes up every morning feeling like he has hit the lottery.  The Lovely A is a smokeshow of the highest order! They have shared several adventures here at The Journal, and there are more in the pipeline (trust me, I'm a doctor). 

The Lovely A

Mister L will be working initially in helping clear the backlog of reports that have been submitted to The Journal, getting them ship shape and spit shined for publishing. The Good Doctor will still handle the prologue and epilogue of each report, and handle image editing. Plus, Mister L's own reports (and pics) will be a running feature to look forward to here at The Journal to boot! 

And who benefits from this team-up?  You do, the good readers of The Journal. 

Adult theater reports will get turned around quicker, and I have an opportunity to write more of my own reports (like the early days of The Journal). A true win/win/win! 

The Good Doctor has given a set of keys to Mister L to the executive washroom here at Journal HQ (in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), and it's go time!  His first edited report hits tonight from The PNW Kid. 

Please give a warm welcome to Mister L over on Twitter, and let's go!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Special Report! Pennycumslut (& Friend) Hit Fantasy Factory in New Westminster, British Columbia in May, 2019 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was the fill-in PA announcer for the Victoria Grizzlies of the BCHL for a 2 week period in 1996. 

It should come as no surprise that one of the breakout stars in this thing of ours in 2019 is the incredible Pennycumslut. This naughty redhead has blazed quite the trail across the Pacific Northwest, with her reports and photo shoot with your old friend in the white suit and aviators generating thousands of pageviews. 

In this Flash Report, Pennycumslut makes a visit to a new location: Fantasy Factory in New Westminster, BC, Canada.  Being new to Pennycumslut and her date, they stepped into the unknown at this location, and things were not as they appeared. 

Please enjoy the words and brand new pics from my good friend Pennycumslut!

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Hi Doc,

An adventure from earlier this year to Fantasy Factory in New Westminster BC in May 2019.

Fantasy Factory
New Westminster, BC Canada

We head out. Vancouver's version of adult theatres. I made him call in advance and they said we could. 

About halfway there I'm quiet, in my own head. He asks if I'm nervous and I concede that I am, a little. I tell him I may not do the talking and will let him lead this.

"L" is not my usual theatre companion at this point; in fact this is the first time he is taking me anywhere alone. I talked over a few points in the car; how I feel sometimes, things that I need, and that I have no idea what to expect at this location.

He is young, cute, and enthusiastic with a little edge of dominance when it comes down to it. I tell him he needs to hold my hand.

The parking lot is dark and seedy; it is shared with a pub and only a handful of cars are parked near the store.