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In this excellent Flash Report, we welcome back regular Journal scribe Mr. Clean! Mr. Clean's reports are always detail-packed and precise, which is one of the reasons I enjoy his reports so much!
In this report, Mr. Clean ventures to Metro Station in Louisville, KY and has plenty to say about his visits.
Take it away, sir!
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Greetings Good Doctor,
As always, thanks for all the hard work required to keep the site cooking.
Your database states that Metro Station in Louisville, KY “needs an update”. But based on my recent visits, you don’t need an update, you need to get there pronto!
My long-distance truck runs have taken me through Louisville a few times lately and I’ve made it a point to stop by Metro Station each time. My success rate has been pretty good there, but let me start by giving your readers a quick overview of the place (or as Sgt. Joe Friday says, “Just the facts.”)
Metro Station is easy to find, right off a main road, with a good-sized parking lot out front and some parking in the rear. It is well lit and feels safe. They offer the usual ABS fare for sale and have an arcade (they refer to it as ‘peeps’… old school) and three theaters. They charge $10 for the ‘peeps’ arcade and $10 for the theaters.
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The arcade has 12 booths, eight of which have one or two glory holes (harder and harder to find these days). The booths are a good size and relatively clean. Each booth has a video screen with a four-screen display above and a good selection of 56 channels to choose from. Best of all, no money is required beyond the entry fee.
The smaller theater seats about 12 or so in large faux-leather chairs and a couple of two-seaters with a screen up front. The larger theater has seating for about 25-30 in similar chairs or couches. It has two screens up front and one on either side of the room. And off the larger theater is a smaller room (MS refers to as the ‘grotto’) with six loungers (those s-shaped things) along one wall, facing the one screen in the room showing gay videos.
My first run through Louisville allowed me to visit Metro Station on a Wednesday and Thursday evening.