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Sunday, May 23, 2021

The Return of Raygun! Full Tampa Adult Theater Overview & Updated Info!

Doc here, a man who some say once took first place in blueberry pie eating contest. This contest also resulted in The Good Doctor having his nose dyed blue for 2 months in the summer of 1986. 

There was a time in the not-so distant past that Tampa, Florida was the epicenter of the country's adult theater scene. The mid-late 1990s yielded some amazing reports on the nascent internet messaging services like Yahoo Clubs (late Groups). A dedicated Tampa adult theater board brought weekly reports from a user by the of HungGang of that past weekend's activities at the biggest of Tampa's porn houses, The Playhouse (primarily), as well as from Fantasyland. 

Fast forward to 2021, and the scene has changed substantially, and the recovery from COVID has certainly left some scars (and in one case, a corpse). 

Senior Journal scribe Raygun visited Tampa in March 2021, has has provided a wealth of fantastic updated intel from this thing of ours from the Drew Park section of Tampa. 

Here is his excellent report... 

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Doc: 

Your long-lost roving reporter has returned with something slightly better than nothing: 

Tampa Spring Break

It wasn't exactly spring break, but I found myself in Florida again, so close enough. It gave me a few days to check out some of the adult theaters in Tampa, returning to a couple more than once to get a better feel for the places and, hopefully, finding a little action.

There are four adult theaters and a bookstore all within a few minutes of each other in the Drew Park neighborhood of Tampa just east of the airport. 

Thee Love Shack is the winner in the budget category. For $7 you can come and go as you please for 12 hours. It's open until midnight during the week and all night Friday and Saturday. The first floor has a bookstore and two video arcades, but the second floor is what it's about. There you'll find a labyrinthine series of rooms, booths, and dark corners with an assortment of well-worn plush sofas and chairs. There's even what looks like a bar. Based on the glass block, I'd say it's from the 1980s, likely the most recent remodeling. 
Thee Love Shack, Tampa

I loved Thee Love Shack for its utter sleeziness, a real throwback to adult theaters of the past. I didn't see any action, but whatever happens there must be nasty. I doubt it ever sees couples, and it may not be for the faint of heart, but it's the kind of old-style sleeze I can't resist. 

Adult World is next in order of bargains. I reported from there once before so I won't go into details again, but it has a good layout with three theaters (straight, gay, trans) and several semi-private rooms. The arcade and theater are only $5 each for a single entry. You can use both the arcade and theater all day for $10 with the purchase of a reusable key fob for $9. 
Adult World, Tampa

The night I was there, there were two CDs and a couple. Unfortunately, the couple were just amateurs not ready to play. This place may be my favorite of the group. I still haven't been in the arcade, but if I go again, I'll probably give in and buy the damn fob. 

Fantasyland I and Fantasyland II are just a couple blocks from each other. Why they have two stores is a mystery to me. These are definitely more expensive than the others with single guys paying $25 Mon-Wed and $35 Thu-Sun. Couples are $19 Mon-Wed and $25 Thu-Sun. Both stores are open 24/7. 

Fantasyland I has a large theater with several rows of sofas and an adjacent "fishbowl" room with glass walls and a bed. There are four fairly large semi-private booths with gloryholes that can be opened or closed from each side, a larger private room with mirrors on the walls, and a little-used arcade with gloryholes. Somewhat out of character with the rest of the place is a big room with four pool tables and a few TVs showing sports and porn. The pool tables were covered and not available to use, but guys stopped in now and then to catch up on the game. 
Fantasyland I, Tampa (2010)

I was there on a Tuesday night and saw two couples who played by themselves in the booths. I'm not sure whether they used the gloryholes, but the guys camped out in the hallway were certainly hoping they would. 

I went back around midnight on Friday and the place was dead. I was sitting in the parking lot when a couple arrived. Reluctant to drop $35 for nothing, I waited until they had been inside for about ten minutes before going in myself. As I stood there money in hand waiting to pay, the couple walked out of the theater and left. I turned and left right behind them. It must have looked funny to the clerk, but at least I hadn't thrown away my money. 

Fantasyland II looks about the same, but there were never enough cars in the paring lot to make it worth checking out. I read some negative comments online complaining about the price increase (apparently, couples used to be free), so that may have hurt attendance at both places, especially on top of the hit everyplace has taken from COVID. 
Fantasyland II, Tampa

The X-Mart Adult Supercenter is located midway between the two Fantasylands. It has a nice (by which I mean dark and sleazy) arcade but no theater. The arcade is free but they expect you to keep money in the booths, or at least that's what the sign says. It was empty when I visited except for a guy who whipped out his dick in the hallway to entice me. Unfortunately, that was not what I was looking for. A local CD told me it has its busy times, but I doubt it's ever a place to find couples. 
X-Mart Supercenter, Tampa (2018)

I had high hopes for the Playhouse Theater in the same area, which looks like a big old barn of an adult theater, another holdover from a different time. Unfortunately, it appears to be permanently closed. Time to strike that one from the list. 
The Playhouse, Tampa (2010)

I also visited one other location about an hour north of Tampa on US-19 called 8th Avenue Exotic Video. As far as I know, there's no 8th Avenue anywhere nearby. The store itself is nondescript and easy to miss, but it's neighbor, Lollipops, a low-key tittie bar, is easy to spot. 
8th Ave. Exotic Video, Hudson FL

8th Ave is a friendly enough place with a bookstore, arcade, and theater. It's bigger than it looks from the outside. The theater is a single good-sized room with two curved rows of sofas focused on a larger than average projection screen. It's open until 10:30 Sun-Thu and 11:30 Fri-Sat. Admission is $8 for a single entry or $10 for an all-day pass. 

There were half a dozen guys spread out among the sofas jerking off when I stopped by on a weekday afternoon. I heard a few guys talking about a couple that had been there recently, but I think that may be a rare event. I got the impression that the women who occasionally visit are there on vacation and not regulars. If any women are thinking of retiring to Pasco or Hernando County, I know a theater that needs you. 

I still can't figure out when any of these places are busy, but Journal readers know you have to play the long game. These quick in-and-out visits of mine are not the best way to find what you're looking for. It's like trying to time the stock market. You're far more likely to miss than to hit it big. Still, I'm always interested in checking out new places even if only for a quick visit. Maybe I'll have better luck next time. 

Meanwhile, I'm still looking for those Florida "Girls Gone Wild" (or maybe their mothers). 

Until then, 
Raygun
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Thee Love Shack
3910 W Osborne Ave, Tampa, FL 
ABS/Arcade/Theater
$7 for 12 hours
Open til midnight Sun-Thu
Open all night Fri-Sat 

Adult World
5225 N Lois Ave, Tampa, FL
ABS/Arcade/Theater
$5 single entry for theater or arcade
$10 for both all day with $9 key fob
Open 24/7

Fantasyland I
4715 N Lois Ave, Tampa, FL 33614
ABS/Arcade/Theater
Single guys $25 Mon-Wed, $35 Thu-Sun
Couples $19 Mon-Wed, $25 Thu-Sun
Open 24/7

Fantasyland II
5006 N Grady Ave, Tampa, FL 33614
ABS/Arcade/Theater
Single guys $25 Mon-Wed, $35 Thu-Sun
Couples $19 Mon-Wed, $25 Thu-Sun
Open 24/7

X-Mart Adult Supercenter 
4829 N Lois Ave Ste 6519 Tampa, FL
ABS/Arcade 
Open 24/7

Playhouse Theater
4421 N Hubert Ave, Tampa, FL
PERMANENTLY CLOSED

8th Avenue Exotic Video
18329 US-19, Hudson, FL 
ABS/Arcade/Theater
Single entry $8, all day $10
Open til 10:30 Sun-Thu, 11:30 Fri-Sat

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Doc here once again... A huge thank you goes out to Raygun for a fantastic report, bringing us up to speed on the Tampa adult theater scene post-COVID. FYI, I have updated the adult theater dB based on Raygun's terrific details & findings for you, loyal readers. 

The Playhouse Theater mentioned above is a legendary adult theater.  The Drew Park area of Tampa during World War II was known as Drew Field, a US Army Air Force training and replacement center. The Playhouse was actually the base's movie theater during the war, and after the area was turned back over to the city of Tampa, transitioning to a civilian theater and playhouse. 

Fantasyland I and II should be your first stops in hitting the Tampa scene nowadays. While it is a lot pricier than it used to be, it's facility is still excellent and it's arcade/GH rooms hard to beat. 

Lizardos & Lizardettes, I'm looking for your adult theater reports!  Please send me an e-mail with the who, what, where, when, and how of your visit, and I'll do the rest for you (edit and insert images if you don't submit any with the report). The best part? You get the byline and a cool pen name!  My e-mail is emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

Lastly, please Follow me on the Twitter machine!  I'm at @LizardoJournal

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, May 21, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! TONIGHT! Friday 5/21/21 @9pm! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! w/Pic!

Doc here, a man who some say was a hands model during his undergraduate years in NY.

San Diego, you are in for a treat TONIGHT (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

A couple of friendly reminders if you plan on stopping by Barnett Ave. to take in a feature or two Friday night.

  1. If you see Bad Barbi outside of the theater area, please refrain from speaking to her. It makes her uncomfortable.
  2. Give Bad Barbi and her guy time to get settled and and relaxed. Remember guys, the lady ALWAYS set the rules of the road.
  3. Be polite.
  4. Tell them "Doc sent me!"

Here is your daily image sure to get your heart pumping for Friday night at 9pm!



Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

Tonight is the night! Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

Thursday, May 20, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! Tomorrow Night! Friday @9pm! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! 1 Day To Go w/Pic!


Doc here, a man who some say had a hand in putting butt-less chaps on the map.

San Diego, you are in for a treat in tomorrow night (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

A couple of friendly reminders if you plan on stopping by Barnett Ave. to take in a feature or two Friday night.

  1. If you see Bad Barbi outside of the theater area, please refrain from speaking to her. It makes her uncomfortable.
  2. Give Bad Barbi and her guy time to get settled and and relaxed. Remember guys, the lady ALWAYS set the rules of the road.
  3. Be polite.
  4. Tell them "Doc sent me!"

Here is your daily image sure to get your heart pumping for Friday night at 9pm!




Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

The countdown continues tomorrow for one last pic as we Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on the Twitter machine.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! This Friday @9pm! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! 2 Days To Go w/Pic!

Doc here, a man who some say only feels comfortable in the presence of pretty girls, fast cars, and alligators. 

San Diego, you are in for a treat in 2 days (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Here is your daily image sure to get your heart pumping for Friday night at 9pm!



Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

The countdown continues tomorrow for another pic as we Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on the Twitter machine.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! This Friday @9pm! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! 3 Days To Go w/Pic!




Doc here, a man who some say spent many a summer day in 1989 being shot out of a canon at county fairs across NY and PA. 

San Diego, you are in for a treat in 3 days (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Here is your daily image!



Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

Please come back tomorrow for another pic of Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

Monday, May 17, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! This Friday @9pm! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! 4 Days To Go w/Pic

Doc here, a man who some say has consistently finished out of the money in every pie eating contest he has ever entered. 

San Diego, you are in for a treat in 4 days (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Here is your daily image!



Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

Please come back tomorrow for another pic of Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

Saturday, May 15, 2021

San Diego Visit Preview! Give Us Our Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! 6 Days To Go + Live Show Saturday Night 5/15/21!

Doc here, a man who some say ruled the Malibu coast with his long board & some zinc oxide on his nose. "The Big Calzone" was his nickname among the locals... 

San Diego, you are in for a treat in 6 days (Friday May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Here is your Day 2 image!


Here is a quick note from Bad Barbi herself:

"I am doing my free live show on loyalfans this saturday night so all your fans can ask me a question at 9pm pt. A good time for people to ask about adult theaters or gangbangs"

Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

Please come back Sunday for pic #3 of Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Friday, May 14, 2021

New Feature! San Diego Visit Preview! Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi! Day 1!

 Doc here, a man who some say was the face of Skee Ball during a certain stretch of the early 1980's, back in his old stomping grounds in NY. And he has the scars to prove it. 

San Diego, you are in for a treat one week from tonight (May 21st, 2021 at 9pm PT). My good friend Bad Barbi will be returning to the awesome Barnett Ave. Superstore to take in a couple features in the theater.  She would love to have a bunch of her fans there to soak in the scene with her!  She's looking for a hot, wet start to her American summer!

To celebrate the lead up to this visit, The Good Doctor will be publishing a new pic of Bad Barbi each day right here at The Journal!  There is some very hot stuff heading your way, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Here is your Day 1 image!

Here is a quick note from Bad Barbi herself:

"I am doing my free live show on loyalfans this saturday night so all your fans can ask me a question at 9pm pt. A good time for people to ask about adult theaters or gangbangs"

Here are Bad Barbi's links:

https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2

https://www.loyalfans.com/badbarbi

https://fetlife.com/users/9973425?sp=1

Trust me kids...Bad Barbi is the hardcore theater girl that Gotham needs right now, more than ever. 

Please come back Saturday for pic #2 of Give Us This Day...Our Daily Bad Barbi!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Thursday, May 6, 2021

Couple's Flash Report! The Adventurous Maryland Couple Hits Fantasyland I in Tampa in Late March, 2021


Doc here, a man who some say was the brains behind the PBS documentary "A History of Cannoli in America".  Ratings were poor, and a development deal for a follow up doc, "A History of Tiramisu in America" was cancelled.

As we venture back into this thing of ours, I knew we could count on my good friends, The Adventurous Maryland Couple, to help lead the charge!  Mrs. Adventurous Maryland Couple is a stunning woman with an exhibitionist streak in her that cannot be denied!  In the following report, you'll read why I say this...

The awesome Mr.Adventurous Maryland Couple leads off the report, and The Mrs. picks up as things heat up deep in Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL!

Here we go!

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The Adventurous Maryland Couple Steps Out In Tampa

Doc,

It’s been quite some time since we have had an opportunity to travel outside of Maryland and visit a theater but this past weekend (late March 2021)we finally stopped in for some exhibitionist fun at Fantasyland in Tampa

Though we were a bit concerned about COVID in the theater, as we entered we were pleasantly surprised to see nearly everyone was wearing masks and keeping distance until being invited to step closer. We had decided we were just going to go to Fantasyland and have some fun between ourselves and hopefully put on a little show for those that might be at the theater. It certainly worked out great for all involved. 

Before describing the action we did want to recognize that those that were in the theater responded perfectly to our letting everyone know they were free to watch but that MsAdvMDCouple wasn’t planning to play with others on this evening. 
Mrs. Adventurous Maryland Couple

MsAdvMDCouple will take over our story from here... We arrived at the theater around 11 PM and there was actually a fairly decent crowd inside. A couple was putting on a show inside the glass room and there were 5-6 guys watching the action. We stopped briefly to watch them and then found a seat in the corner and took in a bit of the video that was playing on the big screen. 

A couple of single guys moved closer to see what we were up to and were soon rewarded when I unzipped MrAdvMDCouple’s shorts and took his hardening cock into my mouth. This obviously prompted a crowd of about 10 guys to gather around and watch me. I made sure I put on a good show by slowly taking him into my mouth, licking the tip of his shaft and generally just taking my time while everyone watched. 

After about ten minutes of sucking, MrAdvMDCouple sat me up and started rubbing his hands over my thighs and breasts. I had on a short skirt with absolutely nothing underneath so he had easy access up my skirt and it wasn’t long before he untied the straps holding the skirt up and let the top fall down to expose my breasts to his hands and mouth. MrAdvMDCouple reclined me gently down onto the leather couch and pulled one of my legs up over his lap which exposed my pussy for everyone to view as it was well lit by the light from the movie. He then told me to play with myself – which I gladly did. As many of you may remember I thoroughly enjoy masturbating in public places with many watchers. 
Mrs. Adventurous Maryland Couple

As I rubbed my fingers over my nipples, pussy lips and clit I could feel how wet I was and I could sense the guys were moving closer. It was at this time that MrAdvMDCouple let everyone know that they were free to watch but that he and I would be doing the playing. The group gladly watched while I masturbated and I was able to watch them stroking their hard cocks in front of me, which is always a great turn on for me. Soon I was getting close to cumming and MrAdvMDCouple whispered in my ear and asked me to verbally let the guys know I was cumming. 

After my first orgasm he told me to keep rubbing my clit and I quickly had a second very intense orgasm. After a bit more sucking on MrAdvMDCouple’s hard cock, he slid his pants down and I climbed on top of him, sliding his hardness into my wet pussy. I would imagine that the view of my ass and my pussy sliding up and down on his cock made for quite a view and I could see in the mirror behind the couch that the guys were moving around to get the best angle to watch us fucking. I rode MrAdvMDCouple to another orgasm and then let him know that I wanted him to cum inside me. 

Soon he was thrusting harder and harder (including one of those moments where he popped out of me and nearly broke his cock when he didn’t slide back inside when he thrusted back in!) and I could feel his cock engorging and getting larger inside me before my pussy was flooded with hot cum. I really love how that feels! After a bit of post-orgasm snuggling I slowly lifted myself off of his cock to stand up and I am sure the guys were able to see his cum dripping out of me and down my thigh. 

After that it was off to the very clean and well maintained bathroom to clean up before heading to the airport with many compliments being handed out by the voyeurs. I hope they enjoyed the view as much as I enjoyed the action and we look forward to a time in the future when I might enjoy a bit more than just being watched!

~The Adventurous Maryland Couple~

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Doc here again... Many, many thanks to The Adventurous Maryland Couple for another great report, and showing us some of the light at the end of the tunnel!

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Visit Announcement! Bad Barbie Returns to San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore on Friday May 21st @9pm!

Doc here, a man who some say was a legend in the mid-70's bocce scene in upstate New York.  

Oh, San Diego...I have something for you!  What happens when you combine one of the baddest, sexiest women you'll ever lay eyes on, with San Diego's top adult theater?  You get Friday May 21st at 9pm at the Barnett Ave. Superstore with Bad Barbi!

The legendary Bad Barbi has been known to turn Barnett on it's ear during prior visits. And with all of us collectively walking out of the fog of COVID and into much brighter times, why not join Bad Barbi in this celebration?




Make sure you tell Bad Barbi that Doc sent you!

Thanks,

Doc

Monday, May 3, 2021

Flash Report! Pop Fisher Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in May 2021 & Touches All the Bases

Doc here, a man who some say was an up and coming pitcher until he met Harriet Bird, a mysterious woman in black who also had very precise aiming skills.

There must have been something in the air this past Saturday night in Chicago. You know, that hard to describe adult theater vibe. And those vibes must have been emanating from the Midwest's premier adult emporium, 15th Ave. Adult Books.

Taking a break from his coaching duties with the New York Knights, reporter Pops Fisher has submitted a terrific report on his Saturday night and his lineup card.  Does everyone stay with the big club, or will anyone be sent down to the minors? And were there any bleacher bums in attendance?

Let's find out!  Take it away Pop!

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SATURDAY NIGHT AT 15TH AVENUE BOOKSTORE

“Pop” Fisher

I had two shots under my belt, Biden Bucks burning in my pocket, and travel funds about to expire so I decided to travel to Melrose Park near ORD and visit the 15th Avenue Adult Emporium, one of the top two adult theaters in the country.

The flight over was pleasant . A great looking woman sat in the aisle seat and the middle seat was empty. We talked a little bit and it was very enjoyable. She was every red blooded males’ dream girl, a food scientist for Molson Brewing and a competitive brewmeister!

I arrived at 15th Avenue around 7:30, Saturday evening. There were a number of people hanging out in the parking lot… not a good sign.

The theater was empty but it was early. I admire 15th Avenue’s optimism. There are more seats in the couples’ section than there are in the single’s section. Everytime a guy would walk in, he would head straight to the room behind the screen to make sure he wasn’t missing some action. Lots of guys in and out all evening. The Adult Theater Parade!

The first good action of the night came unexpectedly about 15 minutes after I first arrived. I was going outside for a break when I noticed a group of guys near the back room. The object of their attention was a beautiful Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw turned Porn Star. She had nice round breasts that were pleasingly too big for her tight fit sexy body. Her husband, who looked like a Marine turned punk rocker or a character from a Guy Ritchie movie was encouraging, directing the action. 

By the way, there are few things more exciting in “this thing of ours” than to arrive at an adult theater with no expectations and be rewarded by the sight of a beautiful woman in the throes of sexual abandon with a room full of respectfully distanced men of all colors, shapes and sizes.

The action had moved to the room with the “bleachers” and television and the action was impressive. I took out my dick and was about to ask if I could get a little closer when a young man tapped me on the shoulder and said with a smile “Go for it, ‘Pops’ !Well, needless to say, I didn’t “go for it.” I just laughed and went outside instead.

The rest of the night was great. I counted at least one single woman and perhaps 11 couples. Besides Carrie, two other couples were serious players. One was a tall blond with great legs who played “covid responsibly” with select guys along the rope of the couples section.

The gal who made the biggest splash of the evening was one I never got a good look at except when she was in the lobby. Her Fetlife name is Sexslutkitten, and she behaved exactly as her profile describes her. Her visit was amazing..

All in all I’m glad I made the trip to Chicago and 15th Avenue Adult Emporium. Bob and the rest of the crew do a great job.

Pop Fisher

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Doc here again... Many thanks to that grizzled veteran coach Pop Fisher for his insight into the scene here in Chicago during a road trip far from his home ball park.  I appreciate his tone-setting in his report, so effective that The Good Doctor wished he had a chance to be there that night. Thank you again Coach Fisher!

The adult theater scene is slowly coming back, my friends. As regulations relax, this thing of ours is poised for a cum-back the likes of which we have never seen before. 

Get ready. We have lost time to make up for. 

Thanks,
Doc