Thursday, October 17, 2019

Flash Report! The PNW Kid Hits a Secrets Matinee in Des Moines, WA in September 2019

Doc here, a man who some say has the uncanny ability to juggle 4 oversized sex toys blindfolded. However, a recent unsuccessful attempt resulted in a black eye (from a black toy), and a split pair of sansabelt slacks.

Senior Pacific Northwest Reporter The PNW Kid is back after a long hiatus, and has jumped right back into the front lines in this thing of ours at the always awesome Secrets in Des Moines, WA!

What say you, PNW Kid?

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Hi Doc,



Greetings from the “soon to be covered in Fall leaves” Pacific Northwest!  I was sadly unable to attend "Hot for Teacher", but was pleased to hear your recent visit to Secrets was a sinfully wonderful experience.  The theater has come quite far since its early days so long ago. Current management has done an outstanding job and Secrets is now recognized as an oasis for those seeking various pleasures of the flesh.
Secrets
Des Moines, WA
Last week I found myself twiddling my thumbs at work and tapping away at my iPhone.  I noticed an announcement from a young lady stating her plans to visit Secrets that same afternoon.  I quickly concocted a “forgotten dentist appointment” excuse and slipped out the door.
Upon arriving in the lobby of Secrets, I found several gentlemen and a couple chatting with the clerk.  Shortly after, we made our way into the crowded theater. To our delight, we discovered a curvy young lady devouring one smiling gent while another played with her round bottom.  
The female half of the aforementioned couple moved forward as the gentlemen took turns enjoying the young lass’ oral talents.  She began a pussy massage that transformed into an impressive display of fisting & spanking.  
Aided by the flickering light of the nearby movie screen, you could see the woman’s wrist shining with juice as her arm moved like a piston.  The young girl’s cries drowned out the movie soundtrack as the crowd watched in wonder. Before long, she slumped to the floor into a pool of her own fluids and the smiling woman rejoined her gentleman and departed.

Breaking News! Please Welcome Mister L - New Associate Editor at The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Doc here, a man who some say was once fishing buddies with Kilgore Trout, with an important announcement from your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  And it's a doozy!

The amount of messaging (e-mails, DMs, Tweets, etc.) The Good Doctor receives on a daily and weekly basis is pretty staggering. Just filtering the minutiae from the important intel coming across my desk is a full-time job in itself. Reports, advice, e-mails from colleagues, even recommendations on hair care products, it's all quite time consuming. 

The Journal has been a one-person show since it's incept date in August of 2009. Editing, art work, working with various adult theaters & clubs, photography, social media, event planning & hosting. All these items compete for my attention, and there isn't enough hours in the day to handle it efficiently.

If only I could find an associate that is an experienced writer and editor, who is ingrained in this thing of ours, who is an existing contributor, local, and I know personally. 

Which brings us to my announcement...

I would like to welcome Mister L as my new Associate Editor here at The Journal of Adult Theaters! 

Mister L's name may be familiar to regular readers of this site. He is one-half of one of the hottest couples that contribute to The Journal, along with his muse The Lovely A!  This guy wakes up every morning feeling like he has hit the lottery.  The Lovely A is a smokeshow of the highest order! They have shared several adventures here at The Journal, and there are more in the pipeline (trust me, I'm a doctor). 
The Lovely A
Mister L will be working initially in helping clear the backlog of reports that have been submitted to The Journal, getting them ship shape and spit shined for publishing. The Good Doctor will still handle the prologue and epilogue of each report, and handle image editing. Plus, Mister L's own reports (and pics) will be a running feature to look forward to here at The Journal to boot! 


And who benefits from this team-up?  You do, the good readers of The Journal

Adult theater reports will get turned around quicker, and I have an opportunity to write more of my own reports (like the early days of The Journal). A true win/win/win! 

The Good Doctor has given a set of keys to Mister L to the executive washroom here at Journal HQ (in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), and it's go time!  His first edited report hits tonight from The PNW Kid

Please give a warm welcome to Mister L over on Twitter, and let's go!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Special Report! Pennycumslut (& Friend) Hit Fantasy Factory in New Westminster, British Columbia in May, 2019 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was the fill-in PA announcer for the Victoria Grizzlies of the BCHL for a 2 week period in 1996. 

It should come as no surprise that one of the breakout stars in this thing of ours in 2019 is the incredible Pennycumslut. This naughty redhead has blazed quite the trail across the Pacific Northwest, with her reports and photo shoot with your old friend in the white suit and aviators generating thousands of pageviews. 

In this Flash Report, Pennycumslut makes a visit to a new location: Fantasy Factory in New Westminster, BC, Canada.  Being new to Pennycumslut and her date, they stepped into the unknown at this location, and things were not as they appeared. 

Please enjoy the words and brand new pics from my good friend Pennycumslut!

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Hi Doc,

An adventure from earlier this year to Fantasy Factory in New Westminster BC in May 2019.
Fantasy Factory
New Westminster, BC Canada
We head out. Vancouver's version of adult theatres. I made him call in advance and they said we could. 

About halfway there I'm quiet, in my own head. He asks if I'm nervous and I concede that I am, a little. I tell him I may not do the talking and will let him lead this.

"L" is not my usual theatre companion at this point; in fact this is the first time he is taking me anywhere alone. I talked over a few points in the car; how I feel sometimes, things that I need, and that I have no idea what to expect at this location.

He is young, cute, and enthusiastic with a little edge of dominance when it comes down to it. I tell him he needs to hold my hand.

The parking lot is dark and seedy; it is shared with a pub and only a handful of cars are parked near the store.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

The Good Doctor's Showcase! Doc's Photo Shoot with the Awesome Pennycumslut in Seattle on 8/24/19 (w/12 EXXXCLUSIVE Pics!)


Doc here, a man who some say was in the same taekwondo class as famous TV artist Bob Ross, with a Good Doctor's Showcase report over a month in the making.  

Back in late August of this year, I was lucky enough to be invited by the awesome Secrets Adult Theater in Des Moines, WA to host their "Hot for Teacher" party!  It was a incredible experience, and I will file a report on that event separately. If the "Hot for Teacher" event was the dessert on a very fun west coast trip, my photo shoot early the next morning with the incredible Pennycumslut were the sprinkles on top of the sundae!

First of all, Pennycumslut is adorable. Sexy. Naughty. Super nice. And, a terrific model for your old friend in the white suit and aviators (In the spirit of full disclosure, I have worked with some dynamite models like my good friends Hawaiian Eyeful and Mrs. Sexual Athlete to name two) and some not so dynamite models. To me, Pennycumslut is TNT! 💣

Penny, along with her handsome boyfriend L, popped into my spacious hotel suite for the photo shoot on time, and ready for some amazing images.   The day prior, I scouted locations within the hotel to take some public images, in addition to the more controlled environment of my suite.  A well-lit stairwell close to my suite was ideal, and was utilized fully.

Please enjoy the fruits of our labors, and click the images to ENLARGE):

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Visit(s) Announcements! Pennycumslut on the Prowl this Weekend in Seattle (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say played the title character in the 1983 Halloween slasher movie "Thrill Pickle", with a little pre-Halloween Visit Announcement goodness for the fine folks in Seattle, WA.

My good friend, the VERY sexy and VERY naughty Pennycumslut will be on the prowl this weekend, and please find following her planned ports o' call:

Friday Night 10/11: 
Fantasy Unlimited on Westlake: 11pm
Hollywood Erotic Boutique: 12 Midnight

Saturday Afternoon 10/12:
Visits to either Secrets in Des Moines or APV in Everett.  Please watch Penny's Twitter https://twitter.com/pennycumslut and her Fetlife Page https://fetlife.com/users/6146408 for last minute announcements for Saturday.

And, how about a sneak peek at two images from Pennycumslut's photoshoot with The Good Doctor during his Seattle trip in August 2019 while hosting the Secrets - Des Moines  "Hot for Teacher" party? (Full report and shoot on Sunday)
Pennycumslut (as shot by Doc!)
Please join Pennycumslut over the weekend as she takes in some adult features across the Seattle scene!  Tell her Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Visit(s) Announcement! Max & Sarah at Secrets TONIGHT 10/10 and HEB Saturday 10/12/19 in Seattle Saturday at 7pm! (w/PIC!)

Doc here, a man who some say can tie a windsor knot like nobody's business, with a Visit Announcement for tonight 10/10 and for this Saturday evening 10/12/19 in Seattle!

Please join my good friends Max & Sarah on two nights this week:  Thursday 10/10 at 7pm at Secrets in Des Moines, and Saturday night 10/12 at 7pm at HEB (Hollywood Erotic Boutique) in Seattle, as they take in a feature or two. 
Sarah!
Details:

Days/Times:
Thursday 10/10 7pm @ Secrets in Des Moines
Saturday 10/12 7pm @ Hollywood Erotic Boutique

Rules of Engagement:
Max & Sarah got kind of a new twist these days; guys who want to play with her below the waist need to be on her screened roster, which means requesting to join this private Fetlife group: https://fetlife.com/groups/194627

Guys who just want to cum in her mouth or all over her pretty face or spectacular boobs, etc, don't need to be on the list, she'll take all cummers in that department.

Please join Max & Sarah TONIGHT at Secrets in Des Moines, this Saturday at HEB in Seattle!  Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Visit Announcement! Fixation Returns to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 9/28/19 at 9pm (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was the face of pickle ball throughout the 1990's, with a spectacular Visit Announcement for some lucky stiffs (and stiffettes) in Chicagoland. 

The incredible Fixation is returning to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this Saturday night, 9/28/19, at 9pm, along with "J", AKA Mr. Fixation.  They plan on taking in a couple of features in the theater, and soaking in the scene. 

As always, be respectful, no means no, and don't be that person who messes up a fun evening with an outstanding couple.  

Fixation

Also, please follow Fixation on Twitter (click HERE).  You'll be glad you did!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter