Wednesday, September 6, 2017

A Secret Room 2125: Pimps n' Hoes Party Report at 15th Ave. in 3 Parts - Chapter 1 - Anaconda

Doc here with Part 1 of a 3 Part series from last Saturday's big Secret Room 2125: Pimps n Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room. Parts 2 and 3 will be authored in order by the lovely Ginger Squirts and Master Thom

First up, senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

Hey Doc! 

What can I say (a lot, you’ll see) about Pimps ‘n Hoes tonight? It was amazing. I had been corresponding with Ginger Squirts for several weeks leading up to the party and was very anxious to meet her and Master Thom. At the conclusion of our playtime, we had agreed it would be interesting to file a joint report, so here we go. 

I’ll be writing first, and Ginger and Thom will subsequently interject their perspectives, and your readers will get the result, a single conglomeration of a report from 3 perspectives all in one…this is gonna be fun!! Part 2 of this report will be my experience alone in the theater after Ginger and Thom had to depart.

Part 1 – The Secret Room Party

I flew in from PA on Saturday afternoon and after an agonizingly long trip from O’Hare to my hotel, I contacted Ginger with my ETA and she replied with hers. I was glad to hear that I wasn’t going to be keeping her and Master Thom waiting. A short while later, I set off from my hotel to 15th Ave and arrived later than I had wanted to, around 9:15, but it was a slow and steadily arriving crowd and I hadn’t missed much at all. 

After exchanging our hellos and catching up a little, I wanted to see Twistingly, and check in at her FetLife (find me @Msexualhealer) table and chat with her. Twistingly is a complete sweetheart and a treasure in “this thing of ours,” we had a very nice conversation. Then it was onto the bar to check in my drinks and meet another superstar, FitLilSlut (aka JP's Slut Toy) and her master JP. 
I had briefly introduced myself to JP on FetLife to let them know who I was and I was looking forward to meeting them. JP had said they were hoping to arrive early before their bartending duties commenced and get some theater play in. That didn’t happen for them (but they made up for it, more on that in Part 2) as it seems like the weather and traffic made many people later than they wanted to be. 

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Box Score! Secret Room 2125: Pimps n' Hoes Party on Saturday 9/2/17 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, your kind host for The Secret Room 2125 and the huge store parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL. I am also a man who some say personifies the merengue

First of all, I would like to thank the following great people for their help last night for a CRAZY Secret Room 2125: Pimps n' Hoes Event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago:
  • Special Guest BYOB Bartender: @fitlilslut ! She looked great, and did a great job behind, on top, and in front of the BYOB bar!
  • Fetlife Member Meetup Coordinator and awesome Physician's Assistant: @Twistingly ! Amazing job wrangling FLers and being a great scorekeeper for the Sexy Outfit Contest!
  • Joe, the awesome manager of the Oregon Theater in Portland, OR. He was in town on vacation, and was our right hand man from set-up to break down. Thank you sir!
  • Bob, our Chief of State from 15th Ave. Adult Emporium! Thank you sir!
OK, off to the main event...The Box Score for Pimps n' Hoes!

New Feature! Candi O's Final 12: Chapter 1 - Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS on 8/27/17 w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say believes the world needs three things: 1) faster cars, 2) bigger alligators, and 3) more legendary women in this thing of our's.  And in this brand new series, "Candi O's Final 12", we ride along, ride on, and soak in the journey of the last 12 months in the scene of the legendary Candi O!

Candi and her hubby have spent many years in the adult theater scene, and have been contributors to The Journal for almost it's entire run.  A couple of years ago, in a city that begins with a "Ch", ends with "O", and in the middle is "icag", The Good Doctor was driving Candi O and her hubby back to their hotel after a fun-filled night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater with several members of The Black Sox (my GB crew) and some of the gen pop. It was a wild, wet scene I will not soon forget.

Candi and her hubby mentioned that they were soon coming to an end of the adult theater days. They sounded serious, but a little part of me had hoped that this was the product of a few hours of serious fucking inside an adult theater, not a long term strategy.

I was wrong.

The gorgeous Candi O is indeed making her last lap dance around the US, making her last mark on her favorite adult theaters before hanging up her thong. And luckily for us, Candi O and her hubby have invited us along for her last 12 months of adult theater shenanigans, which I will chronicle and publish. And along the way I will add in my own observations of Candi O being Candi O. 

And they were glorious.

Here we go... Chapter 1 of Candi O's Final 12: The Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS...


Hi Doc,

Many husbands have a passion to visit every baseball or football stadium strewn across this country. Mine has a similar passion for adult theaters. The Doc's guide has come in very handy.

This is my final twelve months. I have been spreading my thighs for twenty men at a time for twenty years, one at a time. I thought I would contribute; my final fucks, and if appreciated perhaps I will document each of the last of our erotic  travels.

This trip found us in Biloxi. The Gulf Coast Theater is very conducive to kinky play. It was a Sunday afternoon, and even though a veteran now, I still get nervous. Stomach knots never relinquish until a firm cock is in my mouth or pussy.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Updated 9/2 at 11am! TONIGHT! The Secret Room 2125 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago: Pimps 'n Hoes Party on Saturday 9/2/17 at 8pm!

Doc here, Superfly outfit pressed and ready for tonight's HUGE Secret Room 2125: Pimps n Hoes Exxxtravaganza at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Melrose Park, IL!

The Jet Black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, ready to make the trip into Chicago.  Bob and I raise The Lizardo Lantern about 3pm to the roof of 15th Ave.  When it illuminates at 8pm over the skies of Chicago, you'll know it's on
The Lizardo Lantern

The RSVPs are piling up... Fans of Ginger Squirts are already water-proofing their outfits for tonight, and rightfully so!  JP's Slut Toy is ready to rock and roll behind (and on top of) the BYOB bar!  My good friend and physician's assistant Twistingly will be at the red-covered Fetlife Members check in-table. Get your name badge Fetlife Members (only), and meet your network deep inside The Party Room. 
A special guest attendee will be on board: My good friend Joe, the manager of the Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!  The Oregon Theater is doing some very cool and exciting things now, and I'm assisting in any way I can to see them succeed! Let's give Joe a Lizardo-Like welcome tonight! Please and thank you!

A few reminders to make your evening awesome!:

  • No Cell Phones in The Party Room. This is enforced STRICTLY. 
  • This is a BYOB event! We will have water, sodas, Red Bull, & juices available at the BYOB bar! And what better way to meet JP's Slut Toy!  (Tip her well, and she'll be back!)
  • The Sexy Outfit Contest starts about 10:15pm. Girls, sign up with Doc ahead of time when you arrive for your chance for 3 great vibrating prizes for the winners!
  • Tip your BYOB bartender JP's Slut Toy early and often!  Show her how much we want her back!
Get the latest updates on tonight party on The Good Doctor's Twitter:  @LizardoJournal  !

Join us for an evening you won't soon forget!



Doc here, a man some say who could not be more Superfly excited about Saturday's big Pimps n' Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Chicago! Why am I so excited?

Let me count the ways...

  • What better way to kick of a holiday weekend than spend it with some of your sexy friends deep inside The Secret Room starting Saturday 9/2 at 8pm!
  • Special BYOB bartender: The amazing JP's Slut Toy!  You never know what naughtiness she'll be up to behind or on top of the bar!  Tip often and well, and she'll be back! 
  • Swag Bags! The first 20 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm get one of these pimptastic swag bags! These are the best ones I have put together for you yet! Teaser pic will be released Saturday!
  • BYOB! Bring your own!  We have a full BYOB bar with mixers, soda, juices, water, Red Bull, & more!  Plus that incredible BYOB bartender above!
  • Special Guests! RSVPs are coming in, + the insatiable Ginger Squirts returns and I hope you are ready! I suggest moisture proof pimp-wear and hoe-wear!  Say your prayers and eat your vitamins...You'll need them.  Check out her brand new reports & PICS HERE and HERE
    Ginger Squirts
  • Sexy Outfit Contest! Something tell me this will be the wildest one yet!  Great prizes for the top 3 scores (determined by an applause meter!). 
  • Pimp and Hoe-tastic room and table decorations! The Good Doctor cannot wait for you to see them!
And Just Announced!
The 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Fetlife Group will have a special check-in table, headed by my good friend senior Journal reporter & physician's assistant Twistingly!  Says Twistingly: 
Meet your 15th Ave FetLife friends at Doc Lizardo's Secret Room 2125 Pimps n Hoes Party. Once inside, stop by Twistingly's table to get your FetLife handle on a badge. Share the name you gave yourself and allow the rest of us to match a face (or other body part) to a reputation!

Let us know if you are attending by clicking the link to the FL event HERE.

Listen to The Good Doctor: Scrap the picnic on Saturday. Tell Aunt Emily that you have to work and can't be there for her 95th birthday. Call the boss and tell him you were bitten by a tick.  Scrap those things and head deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Pimps n' Hoes Party Saturday night from 8pm until 1am in 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room in Melrose Park, IL.

Bob and I are hoisting the Lizardo Lantern to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater early Saturday. The night sky will be emblazoned with The Good Doctor's mug, signalling fun is dead ahead for you!  Take the Lizardo Lantern Oath. Be The Lizardo Lantern Oath.
This is going to be a night for the ages.  Don't be that guy or girl kicking themselves Sunday morning because you were not there. 

Admission: (Cash Only at the Door)
M/F Couples $20
Single Guys: $35
Single Girls: $15
Trans Girls:  $15

The Good Doctor hosts Chicagoland's best value in lifestyle events deep inside the Secret Room 2125, as well the huge monthly store party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater .  Join us!


TONIGHT in Buffalo, NY! Visit Announcement and a PSA! Montana and Hancock Visiting Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY Saturday 9/2/17!

Doc here, a man who some say was once named Western New York's #62 "Bachelor Heart Throb" in 1993 by  Buffalo Spree Magazine.

Oh,my old stomping grounds of Western New York. The Bills, the Sabres, incredible food, and at one time, several rocking adult theaters (Niagara Falls Cinema, Good Time Charlies, The Capri Art, Talk of the Town, etc.). Anytime I get an e-mail from "back home", I get excited. 

I would like to introduce to a great couple from "back home": Meet Montana & Handcock!  Montana & Handcock are semi-regulars to Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo. This hot couple would like nothing more than to venture to the "boys" or "singles" theater and have Handcock fuck as many guys as possible. She's craving it. She wants it. 

But, sorry to say, there is a problem. And they will describe it in detail to you.

Please say hello to my little friends, Montana and Handcock!



We're readers of your blog. LOVE IT, its what started us (couple) in "this thing of ours". We've been to couples night at VL (Video Liquidators) on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo a few times, and had had fun with a few couples. 
Video Liquidators
Buffalo, NY

My wife has been very interested in the, what we call "boys theater". She wants to get fucked by a bunch of men and I want to see her get fucked. 

Nothing has ever happen with the "boys". Why? Because the guys in these theaters are DISGUSTING. I'm not talking looks, I'm talking clothing and personal hygiene...etc.

PSA to the "Boys" in Buffalo

Friday, September 1, 2017

Confessions of a Dirty Mind: Ginger Squirt's Fantasy #3 - The KONGa Line at 15th Ave. Adult Theater w/PICS! - Her Version`

Doc here, a man who some say doesn't fully understand the forces of nature, but one force of nature he does understand is the amazing Ginger Squirts!

Ginger is back with Fantasy #3 - The KONGa Line. And it's Part 1 of 2 Reports, as Master Thom has his version coming later today at The Journal.

FYI... Ginger Squirts will be attending Saturday night's Secret Room 2125: Pimps N Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room

Here we go!

Hi Doc,

I wanted to thank you for continuing to provide the most appropriate environment from which fantasies are born, bred, and become real!

"Ginger's Fantasy #3 - The 'KONGa' Line"

Friday, August 24th, 2017 was a very long busy workday for Ginger and an even longer sexually fulfilling night! By the time it was over, recovery time took the entire next day and night of Saturday and even a portion of Sunday morning. Ice bags galore if you've been following Ginger's posts in Twitter at @gingersquirts50 from Friday night.

The initial reason Ginger and Master Thom made a surprise visit to 15th Avenue Theatre was to meet two new friends of ours, Master Eric and his sub sexyslave. Chicago traffic was heavy and slow moving and shot to hell our projected 8:30 p.m. arrival time, and pushed it back to more like 9:30 p.m.

When we arrived, we noticed a lot of cars parked in the street. I thought, "Oh my goodness, they are packed tonight. I wonder if my Twitter friends did actually show up for me?" There were a few parking spaces left in the lot, thank goodness. 
Ginger Squirts
We parked and as I was gathering up my bag to take inside, men started to form a small group around trying to gain a closer look to see if Ginger had arrived. It felt very Hollywood to me...all the attention before I even took my first step towards the building. Smiling faces were greeting me as we walked closer to the bookstore door. I smiled back as if to say, "Yes, we finally made it!" 

Confessions of a Dirty Mind: Hurricane Gingers Blows into 15th Ave on 8/25/17 - His Version

Doc here, a man who some say has a high pressure front (in his pants), with the "His" version of Ginger Squirts last Flash Report in her "Confessions of a Dirty Mind" fantasies. 

Master T will now give us her point of view on a crazy evening, with the eye of the hurricane squarely on Ginger Squirts.

Take it away, sir!


Hurricane Ginger Blows into 15th Ave.

8/25/2017 as told by Master T

Being a Dom has been my path for the last 20 years, always keeping 3 or 4 submissives in training. That came to an end, and happily, when I met Ginger. (@gingersquirts50)

What can you call a beauty with an appetite for sex that matched my own? I call her Ginger, A woman who craves to be exhibited and the center of attention. A fiery challenge who keeps the surprises cuming and where do you take her to indulge in our mutual kink for bondage and exhibitionism. The theatre at 15th Avenue serves nicely.

We have gone to a few parties in the secret room. Good times that Im sure Ginger has tweeted about. I especially enjoy the non party nights we make our own fun. Ginger isn’t the most experienced or trained sub, but she has the right stuff to be the one most likely to leave an unforgettable impression on everyone who has the pleasure of experiencing her. This warm Friday night would be a step in that direction. Let’s get down to it. 
Ginger Squirts
Ginger is HOT - she works at it and it shows. The prettiest innocent face on a fuck me body. This night she is wearing tight leather look pants and top. She looks like something out of the Matrix movies and I am salivating at what I know is going to be an amazing show. She has been tweeting about this appearance and neither of us knows how many men will show up to see her. As we get to the parking lot, I’m noticing a lot of men standing around with an expectant stance. Are they here to see her? I get the vibe that they are.

We park and take our time getting organized. Guys trying to act casual and failing are walking past the car and trying to catch a look. We finally enter the book store and the men there are moving like a swarm in Gingers wake. I’m watching this and smiling to myself. She’s mine, but I do like to share.

We always get a private room in the spa. It’s great to have a space to escape to, a place to decompress and get ready for what’s about to go down. The swarm is following. Those who have access to the spa are filling the hallway. After a couple of gulps of something alcoholic and the addition of a leather collar, long chain leash and wrist cuffs, Ginger is ready to take the walk. 

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Tuesday is the Best Day - Part Tue w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say was the May 2016 centerfold for "Dad Bod" magazine, with a curveball from my very good friend, senior Journal reporter, and certified physician's assistant, Twistingly!

Twistingly is a bad girl in all the ways one might imagine, and a few that you might not imagine. I would classify this report in the latter of the two categories above.  What Twistingly always gives us is a fresh perspective into her erotic vision, and this report does just that! 

Take it away, the amazing Twistingly!


Guys are always going to 15th Ave.Adult Theater in Chicago hoping to see a couple or single female put on a show. Well, today the tables were turned and the guys put on a show for the girl.

I was in Chicago for another Tuesday visit to the theater with my sidekick RG.  After a few solo adventures, I was really starting to miss him and I had a few stories to share. I picked him up at our usual spot, then decided to hit a Chinese buffet for lunch and to catch up. I filled my plate with Lo Mein and filled RG in on my weekend, telling him (and the man sitting at the table across from us) about all the naughty stuff I saw (and did) during my visit to Camp NCN in WI.

Bellies full, our next stop was 15th Ave. We've said before that Tuesday is the best day and we were out to prove it again. There were several guys sitting and waiting in their cars when we arrived, a sure sign that nothing was going on inside, so we parked and waited too. We watched the guys walk back and forth from their cars to the store, including a guy we hadn't seen before wearing white athletic socks and no shoes. That was a new one.

RG checked his email and saw a couple alert from the Yahoo group. Incredulous that we could have missed the arrival of another couple, we went inside to investigate. We did our usual loop through spa, booths, and theater, but didn't see any sign of a couple in the house. Not wanting to attract more attention than necessary, we settled into our spot in the abandoned corner booth between the vending machines. It's out of the way, but offers a good view of everyone coming and going from the spa and booths.

We sat together on the scratchy upholstered chair and tried to figure out where we had gone wrong. We wondered if the couple had slipped in from the front. Had the staff seen us lurking and counted us as a couple before we came in? 

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Flash Report! Ray is Back, and Hits Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a Doublehead-Her on 8/25 & 8/26/17

Doc here, a man who some say was one half of the knife throwing act "Emilio & Chet", a bottom tier circus act fraught with trust and accuracy issues right from the get-go.

Senior Journal scribe Ray is back, and he is still in the Pacific Northwest.  His next port of call has been Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and his report is a two-fer over this past weekend.

Ray, take it away, sir!



I just finished reading Khal and Khaleesi's report from their latest trip to the 15th Ave Theater, and it "raised" a couple of things for me. Besides the obvious, it brought up a memory of some behavior that I witnessed just last night at Secrets in Des Moines, Washington. I am continuing my tour of the great Northwest and after a stellar weekend in this thing of our last week, I have been lucky enough to spend a little time exploring Secrets. I am happy to report that I enjoyed two good nights there.

Before I get to the details, let me give some kudos to the staff at Secrets. When I make these trips, I almost feel like a secret shopper. I know that I am probably going to be reporting on what I see there - whether it is good or bad. I don't tell anyone that, of course. I just keep my eyes open. Here's what I saw at Secrets. 
Des Moines, WA
While Secrets isn't big, and it lacks the ambiance of a theater like the Art Cinema in Hartford, it is impeccably clean, well run, properly supervised, and provides a safe, comfortable atmosphere for their patrons, with a special sensitivity to couples. And that's why couples show up. I won't go into all the details (cuz nobody comes to your site for that), suffice it to say that the guys behind the counter keep their eyes open, too.

Surrounding the small retail area are three viewing areas. Up front, there is a room with a stripper pole and benches lining the walls. The videos in that room, during my visits at least, featured tranny action. Across from that room is a small gloryhole area with two booths. I saw women working the hole both nights of my visit. On Friday it was cute wife entertaining her hubby by serving the troops. On Saturday, a curvy redhead was taking on all cummers as her man stood outside.

Monday, August 28, 2017

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 6 - Amber Foxxx! (w/5 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say starred as "The Long Oboe" in an all-nude production of "The Music Man" as a freshman in college. The college newspaper critic called his performance "jarring, and very premature."

Welcome back to "8 Questions from The Good Doctor". In this ongoing series, The Good Doctor asks a series of provocative questions to some of the legendary ladies I know in the adult theater scene.

In today's chapter, we talk with the amazing Amber Foxxx.  This amateur porn star has been tearing this thing of ours for many years, and after several years away from the scene, she's back and naughtier than ever!  Trust me on this...I'm a Doctor.

Here we go... (All pics in this feature are courtesy of Amber Foxxx)
The Amazing Amber Foxx!
The Good Doctor: When was your first trip to an adult theater/ABS?

Amber Foxxx: Those are two different places so I’ll give an answer for each! I had been dating my now-husband for about a month or two (so like in 1995). It was a small shop, so it wasn’t really memorable, but what I do remember was the trip there and home! It was about an hour from home and he asked me to go without panties so he could play with me in the far. I got fingered all the way up to the shop and gave some road head. We found a parking lot, and this shop was a lingerie boutique and bookstore, and it was on the main street of the small city it was in. We had to walk about a block and as we crossed the street a wind came up and blew my skirt up over my waist! I moved to bring it down but he grabbed my hands so I couldn’t and the skirt stayed up! The cars at the crosswalk honked and waved as I felt my face get flushed. It was at that moment that I knew our lives weren’t going to be normal! As a bonus to that story, I had my boobs out all the way home showing them off to truck drivers!

Doc: Which adult theater did you attend, and who were you with (if anyone at all)?

AF: The adult theater I first visited was the Cinema III in Des Moines, Iowa in about 1998. We had been swinging for maybe 6 months to a year at this point and I’m pretty sure the very first time we went we met the famously sexy Simone and Mr. S! They played porn in a big theater and every 2 hours a live dancer would come out and do a live toy show then make the rounds for cheap lap dances.
Doc: On a scale of 1-10 how anxious/scared/nervous were you on your first adult theater trip?

AF: I would say I was more excited than nervous – I don’t remember being nervous at all! I’ve always kind of had the attitude that I’ll try anything once and if I don’t like it I won’t do it again. So maybe like a 2?

Doc: What did you do sexually on that first visit?