Doc here with a call for your reports. Are you deeply embedded in the front lines of America's adult theaters? Witness debauchery that cannot go unmentioned? Then The Journal needs you!
The Good Doctor will happily accept, edit, and clean up your reports (if you like). All you need to do is e-mail me the report at: emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Tell me what you would like your byline to be, and presto-chango, your report will be posted. Just ask Bob in Biloxi, OldBeatNik, Donny Digital, or the countless others who have contributed.
I need you, and America needs you more than ever.
Thanks,
Doc
