Doc here with a Flash Report from Senior Journal Correspondent, Bob in Biloxi. If it weren't for bad luck, Bob would have no luck (lately). Bob's tale of frustration is as follows:
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Hi Doc,
11/27/10 Report: Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Two couples showed up at the theater Saturday night. One was a newbie, petite blond, slim, nice little ass. She was dressed in pants and a pullover top. They watched the movie for awhile, stepped outside for a smoke, and when they came back in sat on one of the front couches. One man next to them and started talking to them, when the husband got pissed off and they left. I asked the guy what happened, he told me she wanted to fuck him, but her husband wasn’t cool with that. So later on I found out they sat in the car outside and had an argument before coming back to the couch and having some guy lick her twat for awhile. Then they left for good.
Meanwhile, down at the ABS (aka Gay Social Setting) this drop dead gorgeous (Picture a Snooki look alike) dressed in fuck me boots, wearing a gray pullover dress, with stockings came in and proceeded to the booths. Two black guys (gay) jumped into the booth next to them and refused to give up the booth, effectively cock blocking anyone else from feeding her some fun. They changed booths once and the same thing happened. So they left and the gays went back to their “normal” behavior (if you can call it that) I sure hope they come back. I was disappointed they were cock-blocked by these gay fellows. I’m sure she was too, but things like this happen for no apparent reason.
I was wondering if any of the members had a way around this problem (shots being fired is un-acceptable of course). Do these happy fellows think by blocking a couple they can possibly attain residual cock? That didn’t happen, I stayed until they (gay guys) left and they were still at zero/zero.
I simply don’t understand the logic.
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We feel your pain, Bob. Seems like every other report coming across the newsdesk here at The Journal is about problematic patrons at adult theaters and ABS's. And it's unfortunate.
Do you have an adult theater report? Click on the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" section on the right hand side of The Journal, and fire away. It's easy, and you will thank yourself in the morning.
Thanks,
Doc