My good friend and fellow blogger Major Voyeur is currently under the weather with a upper respiratory ailment, and I feel that I need to prescribe some meds post haste before things get any worse (after all, I am a Doctor).
Diagnosis:
Upper respiratory infection (URI)
Symptoms:
Upper respiratory infections are one of the most frequent causes of doctors visits with varying symptoms ranging from runny nose, sore throat, cough, to breathing difficulty, and lethargy. In the United States, upper respiratory infections are the most common illness leading to missing school, work, or visits to The Colony, Hustler Club, or Pure Pleasure.
Treatment:
Take two blondes, and plenty of bed rest (TTBAPOBR)
Feel better, MV!
Doc