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Monday, May 9, 2011

The Captian's Non-Report Is Awesome












Doc here with something a little different for you, the good readers of The Journal.  On occasion, I will reach out to the regular field reporters and check in with them.  As it so happened, I reached out to The Captain, who had submitted an excellent Flash Report on the Art Cinema in Hartford last month.

His response caught me off guard, and almost resulted in my morning coffee shooting out of my nose and onto my laptop. 

Here is what that crusty old seadog sent me this morning...

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"Nothing new to report. Was hoping to get out to The Paris in Syracuse this weekend but pulled a muscle in my shoulder raising an anchor Friday night and was stuck in the ships infirmary all weekend. All's better now, just waiting for these flood waters to recede to be able to get the Wally Power Yacht back in the hunt for the elusive split tailed bare beaver."

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I bow to you, sir.

Thanks,
Doc