Doc here with an awesome (as usual) Flash Report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland. It has always been my opinion that Brent should offer a course at a local community college on Adult Theater Tales (or Tails) 101. No one paints a picture the way Brent can, and for as many years as he has been at it.
Don't believe me? Just read this most recent personal post from Brent from his Yahoo Group.
So grab a Kleenex (in case you to dab a tear) and enjoy the latest missive on The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR:
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The Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, Oregon is located between a tobacco shop and the very popular Voodoo Doughnuts, on Third Avenue, just north of Burnside Avenue. It is a private club and in order to gain entrance you have to become a member. This doesn't take long and the cost of membership is reasonable. I'm not sure what types of memberships are available. I know there is a five dollar yearly membership for couples and single ladies that allows them free access to the theater for a year; a five dollar membership for single men that allows them entrance to The Paris, at a reduced rate, for a year; and a daily, 12 hour, membership that costs nine dollars. I don't know if lifetime memberships are still available or if there are any other kinds you can buy. You will need to contact The Paris about that.
I bought a lifetime membership in 2000 (AD). It's worked out to around 25 cents a visit, so far. The more times I go, the less it costs. Pretty soon, I'll be making money!
One of those two bit visits took place this past Wednesday (7/6/11). A red flag had popped up on my phone 20 minutes earlier and I wasn't sure if the couple would still be there. They were and the first thing I noticed was that she was showing lot of leg. There were one or two rail birds standing and peering into the couples section but the couple didn't seem to mind the attention . There may have been 6 guys in the theater.
When I was finally able to see, I found a place to sit and slowly turned around to watch the couple. They looked Mexican. I caught a tourist vibe from them. She was very pretty , long brown hair parted in the middle, dark Indian-Spanish deep copper skin. He was rubbing her between her legs. She was wearing shorts that were loose enough and skimpy enough that when he rubbed her she squirmed and moaned and had a very loud orgasm. Her full breasts were hanging out of her shirt and she would occasionally cup them and run her thumbs over her nipples. Then she pulled her hair back and gave her man a very erotic blow job.
The look on her face when she lovingly licked his balls and nuzzled his taint was like a kid licking an ice cream cone. After a few minutes she got on her hands and knees, pulled down her shorts and took him from behind. He gave it to her good and fast, finally shooting a big load deep inside of her. She put her clothes back on and, after a visit to the bathroom, she and her husband left the theater. I said to the man next to me " I love this weekday theater action when there aren't a lot of guys around. It gives the couples a chance to get comfortable."
I visited The Paris the next night (7/7/11) in response to a Voodoo Girl flag. Voodoo is a beautiful and sexy woman who looks like Sarah Silverman/ Selma Hayek. She played in The Annex and she played in the little theater. She and her man, Voodoo Daddy had a good time with two young men, partnering on some wicked dick sucking, a three guy one girl four way, bi and bi and bi and sigh.
The best Voodoo moment involved a long seduction between V Girl and a thin Asian man that got more and more intense. The little theater was packed with people watching them fuck, Voodoo Girl was riding her new lover ,who was kissing and licking her beautiful tits while Voodoo Daddy was behind both of them. I believe he was gently fingering Girl's ass hole while she got fucked. Whatever he was doing it was making her crazy.
There were two young ladies in the audience who were new visitors to The Paris Theater. They had arrived earlier and now they were watching the theater sex intently. Of course, they had a small crowd of men around them, waiting to pounce at the first opportunity. Eventually, they went back to the main theater and sat near the front of the auditorium. A couple of young guys joined them and the four of them chilled and joked about the movies. I was glad that they got a chance to watch Voodoo Girl in action, at least.
The best main theater action Thursday night involved a couple that came in around ten pm. If you didn't mind a helping hand or mouth from him you could fuck or get your dick sucked from his wife who was a pretty good looking blond in her hard forties. They held forth in the couples section. Ray relaxed the rules to let the action flow and guys kept streaming in to fuck her. I could tell by how deep and loud she moaned, how much she was liking it. I'm not sure if condoms were being used. If they weren't then hats off to the men who ate her pussy. At one point she was riding a very large cock and her man was trying to get it into her ass. But it was difficult to do and after a while she turned over and fucked the guy missionary style. While she was getting fucked, her man was rapidly fucking her asshole, ramming his fingers in and out in rhythm to the strange cock moving inside of her pussy. It wasn't DP but it did the job for her. I think she fucked a total of five guys last night and sucked a few more. All in all, it was a good night for theater sex at The Paris.
These past two days have seen a nice little run for "this thing of ours" in Portland, Oregon.
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Doc here again... Voodoo Girl is something else. I had an opportunity to meet her awhile back at The Paris, and Brent's description is spot on. She is very hot, and even naughtier. Every adult theater needs a little Voodoo in them.
Thank you sir for another 5-Star report!
Thanks,
Doc