Doc here with the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. His latest essay, "Off The Bike Seat and into the Stirrups" is yet another example of why he is the high water mark in adult theater reporters. Period, end of story.
So without further delay, here is Brent and his latest report...
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Hi Doc,
I missed the always busy First Saturday Trans Gender Party at The Oregon Theater this past weekend. I heard that almost 200 theater sex partyers showed up to get their minds and other parts of their bodies blown. Any reports would be welcome.
Also, one Asian guy who was lucky enough to play "Enter The Dragon" with her, took such a long time fucking her that no one else had a chance. I hope she enjoyed the long ride as much as he did. They came back around midnight but did not play. I saw her. She wore a long sheath style dress and was elegantly made-up. She was gorgeous. I was told the reason she didn't play the second time around was because a guy refused to exit the couples annex but I can't confirm this. If true, someone should have stepped up and gotten the clerk to clear out the annex so they could play. All I know is they sat quietly in The Oasis for a while and then left.
A BBW who likes guys to talk dirty to her was in with her husband, Friday, but she didn't play as much as she usually does. She had her big round tits out. Nice. I should have said something. "Nice boobs. Can I come on them and watch you lick them off?" I need to learn to speak up. Oh and I should have told my talkative row companions to pipe down. Yak Yak Yak, all night. I yakked a little too. We were like a bunch of Yentas. Finally I changed my seat and shut my pie hole.
Around 3am, Friday/Saturday, 2 hot girls came in with a young,long-haired ,black guy. One of the ladies was coed cute, dark haired, with long legs, prominent nipples and a fuckably round ass. The other was a sexy,curvy,reddish-blond haired great legged big breasted southern belle who not only sucked and played but engaged the audience with stories about her life and sexual desires. That is, when she didn't have a cock in her mouth. The three of them gave us a great show. The two girls took turns making out with their guy and playing "batter up" with his hard dick. Sometimes they took turns sucking it; sometimes they sucked on it at the same time. At one point the cute dark haired coed was bent over licking the other girls pussy. The guy got behind and pulled her tights down so that her bare ass and pussy was exposed. He stepped up behind her and started to put his penis into her vagina when, suddenly she changed her mind and gently pushed him away. Still, it was a very hot scene; little sharing of the chocolate, a little girl on girl, a display of ample wench-like breasts, and a lot of nasty spread eagle poses.
They took a break and, when they returned to The Paris, the line-up had changed. The blond was now with two men that she had invited into the couples section, a young man who had engaged her in conversation and the infamous Coke Can . For all her talking about southern charm and gentlemen with etiquette, it was apparent by the way this Ellen Barkin look-a-like sucked and stroked CC's massive penis that she was cock crazy. She made out open tongue kissing both men. She sucked both of them although she sucked and stroked Coke Can more.
Her dark haired friend came back into the theater with another young black man. The guy with the dread locks had left by this time. I'm not sure if she picked the guy up off the street or called him on her naughty girl phone but the result was, they fucked in the couples oasis. It was getting late and I was getting tired so I don't know if the southern blond got fucked by Coke Can or the new guy, but things were heading in that direction.
Saturday things were mellow at The Paris. One man brought in a super thin submissive. He fingered her and spanked her and made her thank us for staring at and lusting after her naked ass and stocking ed legs. As the swats landed on her tight little ass she said " Thank you, Daddy." It was stern stylized S and M theater sex and she had come dressed for the occasion.
There were also a couple of attractive couples that relaxed in the couples oasis and played discreetly. One tall friendly looking woman with short dark hair gave her man a blow job. This was after he fingered her to an orgasm. It was all very R Rated. Another woman who wore a short skirt spread her legs so that her man could finger her pussy while they watched the movie. He took his dick out and she stroked it while he was fingering her. She was a beautiful lady and I wish they would have done more.
I was also fortunate enough to catch some great hard core action at The Paris this weekend. One older lady with short blond hair sucked off a small army of troopers Saturday. She played in the front row of the theater. She even let a guy bareback her while she sucked and gave hand jobs. Then she and her voyeur hubby went into the couples section where she met a horny and talkative woman. This woman was very sexy in a loud and brash way. She had a va va voom body , heavy and sexy. She was very much into getting gang banged but first she and the lady with short blond hair had a little girl on girl fun. They kissed each other and explored each others tingling bodies. The older lady went down on the VA VA Voom girl and licked her steamy poo nani. They even did a girl on girl 69. Their escorts watched along with the rest of us. Then Va Va asked the older lady's husband to gamahuche her twat. It took a little persuasion, but soon he was face first tasting her pink wet pie and she was loving it.The Va Va Voom girl enjoyed coming up to the rail so that the horny Paris crowd could grope between her legs and suck on her big voluptuous breasts. She was a very wanton and demanding woman. During her visit, she pleased a lot of men and pissed off a lot of men, too. I'm trying to think who she looked like? She was MILF like, hot sexy neighbor with full body. Paula Deen, maybe.
After the older couple left, She and her man came out of The Oasis . She started fucking and sucking guys on The Arena Table. If a guy tried to fuck her unwrapped and soft she would kick him away and yell for the next guy. She really liked one man in particular. Not only did they have theater sex, they also talked like they were on a date. The two of them, along with her original escort, ended up back in the couple section where she continued to kiss, fuck and suck her new beau, while her old escort (husband?) watched approvingly.
It was strange, yet erotic Sunday...A couple that was travelling through town came to The Paris. They reminded me of old athletic type hippies. She had a thin body and a great ass. She resembled an older slightly weathered Alanis Morrisette.. She was already naked on the exam table with her ass up when I arrived. she sucked off four or five guys. At least five guys fucked her. Some of them fucked her bareback. One or two guys gave it to her big and hard and that made her twist and moan and have jagged little orgasms.
At one point, this sexy lady was on her knees surrounded by guys, in The Penis Gallery of all places. She was sucking, jacking and taking loads right on her sun tanned face and small hard tits.
I'm not sure where they were travelling next, but watch for them in an adult theater,soon, near you.
They weren't the only couple that came to The Paris Theater, Sunday. A thin young woman with desert brown skin and a perfect 90 pound body, fucked and sucked her young boyfriend in the bedroom, Sunday. They looked beautiful together and they put on a great show, tender , slow and full of naked motion.
A few couples were there to watch the Anime. One young couple even played a little while the characters cavorted on the screen. I still haven't figured out the appeal of Anime porn but if it brings women into the theater and they return another time to play and watch real porn, then I am all for it.
-Brent
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Doc here again... And that is the reason why Brent is top dog when it comes to adult theater reports. We are lucky to have him provide the commentary on the action at The Paris Theatre on SW3rd in Portland.
Thanks Brent!
Doc