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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Field Report: The Captain Runs Aground On Horse Cave, KY











Doc here with a report from our favorite crusty old seadog himself, The Captain.  This week the Wally Power Yacht has pulled into Horse Cave, KY for a look-see, and the following was contained is his captain's log.  Oddly enough, "Captain's Log" is also the generally accepted nickname for The Captain's penis (today's factoid brought to you by Member's Only - "When your jacket needs a useless buckle, think Member's Only").

Here he is, dropping anchor (and trou), The Captain...

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Ahoy Doc,

My ears perked up when my ships navigator plotted a course on the Cumberland River that would take us near Horse Cave, KY (Ed. note: AKA DC Video). Having read the past report on your blog and seeing other reports over the years, this port of call was on my bucket list for some time now.

Just the facts from TN's Jan 1 2011 Report (here):

"Horse Cave is about 90 miles north of Nashville and 90 miles south of Louisville. It cost $20 to get in the theater area which has two 20 odd seat theaters and 20 odd booths half of which  have gloryholes.  It is open 24/7. but it is at 845 Flint Ridge Rd, Horse Cave, KY 42749  Phone is (270) 786-4123." The theater is in an old strip mall, with a large sign in the front building and the entrance and parking located way in the back of the building. The location has AMPLE truck parking. The location is right off Exit 53 of I-65.

As of September 2011, these are still accurate.

A few more details I discovered during my recent visit on a Saturday afternoon. There are TWO theaters and A LOT of booths. The main theater is to your right as you enter the door where you pay your admission, the booths are to the left. There's also a soda vending machine and some one armed bandits to play if you have any extra singles in your pocket. Note you need an actual $20 bill - you feed it into a bill machine and a few seconds later you hear the door lock click to open. The machine does not take any bill other than a $20, but the staff will help you convert your currency!

In the darkness I felt my way along the back wall for a few feet until I reached the theater and saw a leather couch in the back of the theater.   I was floored when my eyes adjusted to the theater, there are LOTS of leather couches in this theater. This is the most comfortable theater seating I've ever seen. There are 5 rows of leather couches in the middle and approximately 7-8 along each wall.

The Wally Power Yacht
The main theater screen is very small (Think 54" TV)  and on this day the volume was quite low for some reason. It's reasonably clean theater area with good ventilation. Smoking is not allowed in the theater areas, only the booths area.

The bathroom was also clean and a small sign read to call a phone# if it was not clean and stocked with supplies. The front right corner of the theater is VERY dark and ripe for discreet playtime for those that want a little privacy when having sex in public.

The booths are numerous, your admissions covers the booth time, so no need to feed money into the booths. I put a $1 in and after 10mins of movie viewing realized I was getting a lot for my $1. While the theaters are clean, the dozen booths I checked smelled like someone had used them as a bathroom. The smell of sweat and cum is to be expected, but mixing in other bodily fluids is unpleasant.

The store itself has a large selection of movies for purchase, along with the usual costumes and toys. The staff was courteous and helpful in getting me oriented.
There is also a gay films theater area included in your admission. It's not as well ventilated and the cigarette smoke from the booths seems to seep in there. Again, MANY MANY leather couches and one addition the main theater does not have - a dressing room 3 sided mirror in the corner for the voyeur in all of us.

Traffic was light but steady on the Saturday afternoon, with 2 reports of couples coming. One didn't come during the prescribed time period and I was back on the river by the time the 2nd couple was due to come. There were approximately 8-12 men there at any given time between noon and 6pm. In talking with the locals it seems couples activity is still frequent and in checking the Craigslist chatter there seems to be potential.

This theater deserves two blasts of the fog-horn - it's well worth the visit and price of admission.

The Captain

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Once again, The Captain delivers an outstanding Field Report on an adult theater, this time Horse Cave/DC Video.  I find that Field Reports are extremely helpful, as every adult theater has it's quirks, and knowing a few ahead of time will only help your experience an adult theater.  Horse Cave is legendary in this thing of ours, and more reports from this adult theater are needed. 

Now, do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail Alan Hale Jr. The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest for you.  before you know it, a glossy and slick report with your byline will hit the interwebs.

Thanks,
Doc