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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Flash Report: Paesan Jimmy Reports On Bizzare Times in Houston, TX














Doc here with a first time report from the newest contributor to the Journal, Paesan Jimmy. It's good to another paesan here @ The Journal, and Jimmy fits the bill.  Our homeland would be proud of us, Jimmy!

Now here is the twist... Jimmy reports from Houston.  I have been to Houston many times over the years on business, and there is one thing that is certain: There are not many paesans in Houston.  Back east, back in my old neighborhood in NY, we are the norm.  In Houston, we are as rare as snowballs in Hell and we stand out like sore thumbs.  Trust me on this.

Translation: Jimmy is a stand up guy in my book. A paesan in Texas is no easy task.  So sit back and enjoy Jimmy's first report here at Il Mondo The Journal:

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Howdy Doc,

I'm not what people would consider a 'lucky guy'. For the past decade, I have scoured the internet looking for free strange, but with little success. I must say, my lack of initial success made me feel distraught, but I recently had an interesting experience at the adult theaters.

Bizzare Times
5727 Richmond, Houston
You see, I live in Houston, Texas, the energy capital of the world. Our city is also known for having one of the most robust sex markets in the United States. Our streets are littered with streetwalkers, strip clubs, massage parlors, Mexican cantinas, escort agencies, modeling studios, and the like. However, I did not know that our city was also home to several adult bookstores, including one very popular local chain, Bizarre Times.

As I previously stated, I had never heard of this place. A friend of mine sent me an email with a link to a Craigslist add. The ad was by a couple looking for volunteers willing to fuck a mystery woman called "Sue". I figured I should go and try it out for myself.

I was told that they typically start at 8PM. Being an early bird, I went ahead and decided to arrive by 7:30. I entered the store, paid my seven bucks to enter the theater, bought some condoms, and entered the abyss. Luckily, I was the first guy. Well, the first straight guy. As I walked in, I was mobbed by homos of all shapes, colors, and ages. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against gays; I just exclusively love pussy!

I take my seat and begin to notice other guys trickle in through the theater. Many were black, but there were also some young fellows, and white guys too. They all seemed friendly and inquired as to whether or not it was my first time at the theaters. I guess they could smell my fear! I answered 'yes', and they all laughed and assured me I would have an excellent time.

Bizzare Times
Theater Area
Then, a mysterious couple walked into the theater area. They were both wearing sunglasses in the dimly lit section of the store. Guess who? It was Sue and her hubby!! They went straight to the two-sided glory hole booth. Hubby punched in a security code and gained access to the booths. His wifey then walked in and began prepping herself.

Mr. Sue walked into the adjacent booth and set up a camera and tripod. I guess these freaks like to make their own porno!! Anyway, after thirty minutes of setup, they were ready for visitors. First, two black guys walked in. They fucked the shit out of her. Lucky, big-dicked bastards! Next, a couple of hillbilly types went in and fucked the shit out of her. After 30 minutes, I realized everybody had cut me in line!! Bear in mind, I was the first to arrive!! I guess I got too caught up in the show!!!

I assumed my position in line and started to talking to some people. They were all pretty friendly. Finally, it was my turn. By that point, she was taking guys 2 at a time, so I was paired up with a black dude. We went in, suited up, and started getting our knobs polished. Then, the black dude offered me that pussy first, and I leaped at the opportunity. As I entered her, I could feel a river of cum in her pussy. You see, she fucks guys without rubbers. But, I ain't taking that chance.

I fucked her for a few minutes, then busted my load in the cover. The black dude followed up and did the same. We left the booth and sat down to watch the porno flick on the screen. We stayed until 1am, and it looked as if she had fucked about 30 guys by night's end. What a naughty girl!

I left feeling good. I was finally able to score some free pussy in one of America's most robust pussy markets!

Paesan Jimmy

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Doc here again... Excellent job Paesan Jimmy!  Lots of good detail, description of the business, and of course a steamy story to top it off.  Thank you sir!  We are looking forward to your next report!

Back in the day, Houston had a few different adult theaters.  Nowadays, besides Bizzare Times, the only one I know is Executive Adult Video Theater (info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  If there are more out there, please let me know and I will add their information to the dB.

Thanks,
Doc