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Monday, November 14, 2011

Flash Report! Bob In Biloxi is Back on The Gulf Coast & Inside the Adult Theater

Doc here with our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly report.  Yes, Bob is back home on the beautiful Gulf Coast, and also back to his usual haunts after his week in Portland.

What was his homecoming like? A parade? A walk down the red carpet?

Let Bob tell you himself...

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Hi Doc,

Well I’ve returned to our beautiful Gulf Coast this Saturday night, and things stayed pretty much as they were before the vacation.

Bob in Biloxi
Seven couples in our little Gulf Coast Adult Theater last night, with 3 playing and the others enjoying the movie and/or the sights. I missed the first couple by a few hours. One of the regulars said she was an ex-porn star who got off sucking cock. He described her: she was a small blonde with enhanced tits and was very vocal (guess you’d have to be if you were a porn star?) who didn’t mind stripping off and getting dirty.

The second couple was an older couple that seemed to be making a run on the place. I witnessed 6 guys she took care of, including a couple that returned for seconds. But I did not get involved. Does that tell you anything?

The third couple was definitely a “cougar” with younger prey. She put on quite a show enjoying her young meat. She was a heavy BBW blonde dressed in Capri black pants and button down blouse. (side note to ladies: she seemed very frustrated trying to undress with pants on, so please ladies, do yourself a favor, dress or skirt when entering an adult theater). I overheard her say “I’m wearing a skirt next time” (Bob’s mind was saying “no shit lady”). She made a production of giving her “boy” a noisy sloppy wet blow job on one of the front couches, then assuming the position (on her back) where her young sexual partner proceeded to pound her pussy like only a youngster can do. She seemed to like it, but soon she flipped him and mounted him cowgirl style to finish herself off.

After she got off she dropped to her knees and resumed blowing him, the theater closing warning light flicked, so I don’t know if he got to blow in her mouth or not.
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

There was another couple in the theater behind them watching, she was a red headed little Orphan Annie all grown up type, pretty hot. She and her man exited the theater and started talking to some of the regulars. I showed her my bumper sticker “Show your Tits”, and she flashed a magnificent set of tits to me. Thank you ma’am!  I hope they come back, as she looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

Down at the ABS, I also just missed a small BBW giving head at the holes, two of my buddies caught her act and said she had talent. There was also a tired worn out blonde fucking in the parking lot inside her truck. She did have somewhat of a nice body but seemed like she had a piss poor outlook on life for some reason. She could move her ass pretty well though!!

On a side note... The couple that was fucking in the theater (on the couch) had a guy come and sit to the side of them, the guy was five feet away from me and reeked of cologne. Guys, just dab that shit on, don’t take a bath in it. I heard her go “wooof, that is strong." I concur it made my eyes water too!

When you pass through the door of an adult theater I promise it will not take your common sense away. Get some before you enter.

Always next weekend Doc, besides there’s not a damn thing on TV Saturday nights!! Although, both LSU and Oregon won this weekend!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Welcome back to the Gulf Coast Bob.  As I tell people, there is Portland, and then there is the rest of this thing of ours.  Thanks again for a great report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Colonel Lingus The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your report, and you will look golden.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc